CHAPTER VIII. JARLS ERIC AND SVEIN.

Jarl Eric, splendent with this victory, not to speak of that over the

Jomsburgers with his father long ago, was now made Governor of Norway:

Governor or quasi-sovereign, with his brother, Jarl. Svein, as partner,

who, however, took but little hand in governing;--and, under the

patronage of Svein Double-Beard and the then Swedish king (Olaf his

name, Sigrid the Proud, his mother's), administered it, they say, with

skill and prudence for above fourteen years. Tryggveson's death is

understood and laboriously computed to have happened in the year 1000;

but there is no exact chronology in these things, but a continual

uncertain guessing after such; so that one eye in History as regards

them is as if put out;--neither indeed have I yet had the luck to find

any decipherable and intelligible map of Norway: so that the other

eye of History is much blinded withal, and her path through those wild

regions and epochs is an extremely dim and chaotic one. An evil that

much demands remedying, and especially wants some first attempt at

remedying, by inquirers into English History; the whole period from

Egbert, the first Saxon King of England, on to Edward the Confessor,

the last, being everywhere completely interwoven with that of their

mysterious, continually invasive "Danes," as they call them, and

inextricably unintelligible till these also get to be a little

understood, and cease to be utterly dark, hideous, and mythical to us as

they now are.

King Olaf Tryggveson is the first Norseman who is expressly mentioned

to have been in England by our English History books, new or old; and of

him it is merely said that he had an interview with King Ethelred II. at

Andover, of a pacific and friendly nature,--though it is absurdly added

that the noble Olaf was converted to Christianity by that extremely

stupid Royal Person. Greater contrast in an interview than in this

at Andover, between heroic Olaf Tryggveson and Ethelred the forever

Unready, was not perhaps seen in the terrestrial Planet that day.

Olaf or "Olaus," or "Anlaf," as they name him, did "engage on oath to

Ethelred not to invade England any more," and kept his promise, they

farther say. Essentially a truth, as we already know, though the

circumstances were all different; and the promise was to a devout High

Priest, not to a crowned Blockhead and cowardly Do-nothing. One other

"Olaus" I find mentioned in our Books, two or three centuries before,

at a time when there existed no such individual; not to speak of several

Anlafs, who sometimes seem to mean Olaf and still oftener to mean nobody

possible. Which occasions not a little obscurity in our early History,

says the learned Selden. A thing remediable, too, in which, if any

Englishman of due genius (or even capacity for standing labor), who

understood the Icelandic and Anglo-Saxon languages, would engage in

it, he might do a great deal of good, and bring the matter into a

comparatively lucid state. Vain aspirations,--or perhaps not altogether

vain.

At the time of Olaf Tryggveson's death, and indeed long before, King

Svein Double-Beard had always for chief enterprise the Conquest of

England, and followed it by fits with extreme violence and impetus;

often advancing largely towards a successful conclusion; but never, for

thirteen years yet, getting it concluded. He possessed long since all

England north of Watling Street. That is to say, Northumberland, East

Anglia (naturally full of Danish settlers by this time), were fixedly

his; Mercia, his oftener than not; Wessex itself, with all the coasts,

he was free to visit, and to burn and rob in at discretion. There or

elsewhere, Ethelred the Unready had no battle in him whatever; and,

for a forty years after the beginning of his reign, England excelled in

anarchic stupidity, murderous devastation, utter misery, platitude, and

sluggish contemptibility, all the countries one has read of. Apparently

a very opulent country, too; a ready skill in such arts and fine arts

as there were; Svein's very ships, they say, had their gold dragons,

top-mast pennons, and other metallic splendors generally wrought for

them in England. "Unexampled prosperity" in the manufacture way not

unknown there, it would seem! But co-existing with such spiritual

bankruptcy as was also unexampled, one would hope. Read Lupus

(Wulfstan), Archbishop of York's amazing _Sermon_ on the subject, [8]

addressed to contemporary audiences; setting forth such a state of

things,--sons selling their fathers, mothers, and sisters as Slaves to

the Danish robber; themselves living in debauchery, blusterous gluttony,

and depravity; the details of which are well-nigh incredible, though

clearly stated as things generally known,--the humor of these poor

wretches sunk to a state of what we may call greasy desperation, "Let us

eat and drink, for to-morrow we die." The manner in which they treated

their own English nuns, if young, good-looking, and captive to the

Danes; buying them on a kind of brutish or subter-brutish "Greatest

Happiness Principle" (for the moment), and by a Joint-Stock arrangement,

far transcends all human speech or imagination, and awakens in one the

momentary red-hot thought, The Danes have served you right, ye accursed!

The so-called soldiers, one finds, made not the least fight anywhere;

could make none, led and guided as they were, and the "Generals" often

enough traitors, always ignorant, and blockheads, were in the habit,

when expressly commanded to fight, of taking physic, and declaring that

nature was incapable of castor-oil and battle both at once. This

ought to be explained a little to the modern English and their

War-Secretaries, who undertake the conduct of armies. The undeniable

fact is, defeat on defeat was the constant fate of the English; during

these forty years not one battle in which they were not beaten. No gleam

of victory or real resistance till the noble Edmund Ironside (whom it

is always strange to me how such an Ethelred could produce for son)

made his appearance and ran his brief course, like a great and far-seen

meteor, soon extinguished without result. No remedy for England in that

base time, but yearly asking the victorious, plundering, burning and

murdering Danes, "How much money will you take to go away?" Thirty

thousand pounds in silver, which the annual _Danegelt_ soon rose to,

continued to be about the average yearly sum, though generally on the

increasing hand; in the last year I think it had risen to seventy-two

thousand pounds in silver, raised yearly by a tax (Income-tax of its

kind, rudely levied), the worst of all remedies, good for the day only.

Nay, there was one remedy still worse, which the miserable Ethelred

once tried: that of massacring "all the Danes settled in England"

(practically, of a few thousands or hundreds of them), by treachery and

a kind of Sicilian Vespers. Which issued, as such things usually do, in

terrible monition to you not to try the like again! Issued, namely, in

redoubled fury on the Danish part; new fiercer invasion by Svein's

Jarl Thorkel; then by Svein himself; which latter drove the miserable

Ethelred, with wife and family, into Normandy, to wife's brother, the

then Duke there; and ended that miserable struggle by Svein's becoming

King of England himself. Of this disgraceful massacre, which it would

appear has been immensely exaggerated in the English books, we can

happily give the exact date (A.D. 1002); and also of Svein's victorious

accession (A.D. 1013), [9]--pretty much the only benefit one gets out of

contemplating such a set of objects.

King Svein's first act was to levy a terribly increased Income-Tax

for the payment of his army. Svein was levying it with a stronghanded

diligence, but had not yet done levying it, when, at Gainsborough one

night, he suddenly died; smitten dead, once used to be said, by St.

Edmund, whilom murdered King of the East Angles; who could not bear

to see his shrine and monastery of St. Edmundsbury plundered by the

Tyrant's tax-collectors, as they were on the point of being. In all ways

impossible, however,--Edmund's own death did not occur till two years

after Svein's. Svein's death, by whatever cause, befell 1014; his fleet,

then lying in the Humber; and only Knut, [10] his eldest son (hardly

yet eighteen, count some), in charge of it; who, on short counsel, and

arrangement about this questionable kingdom of his, lifted anchor;

made for Sandwich, a safer station at the moment; "cut off the feet and

noses" (one shudders, and hopes not, there being some discrepancy about

it!) of his numerous hostages that had been delivered to King Svein;

set them ashore;--and made for Denmark, his natural storehouse and

stronghold, as the hopefulest first thing he could do.

Knut soon returned from Denmark, with increase of force sufficient for

the English problem; which latter he now ended in a victorious, and

essentially, for himself and chaotic England, beneficent manner. Became

widely known by and by, there and elsewhere, as Knut the Great; and is

thought by judges of our day to have really merited that title. A most

nimble, sharp-striking, clear-thinking, prudent and effective man, who

regulated this dismembered and distracted England in its Church matters,

in its State matters, like a real King. Had a Standing Army (_House

Carles_), who were well paid, well drilled and disciplined, capable of

instantly quenching insurrection or breakage of the peace; and piously

endeavored (with a signal earnestness, and even devoutness, if we look

well) to do justice to all men, and to make all men rest satisfied with

justice. In a word, he successfully strapped up, by every true method

and regulation, this miserable, dislocated, and dissevered mass

of bleeding Anarchy into something worthy to be called an England

again;--only that he died too soon, and a second "Conqueror" of us,

still weightier of structure, and under improved auspices, became

possible, and was needed here! To appearance, Knut himself was capable

of being a Charlemagne of England and the North (as has been already

said or quoted), had he only lived twice as long as he did. But his

whole sum of years seems not to have exceeded forty. His father Svein

of the Forkbeard is reckoned to have been fifty to sixty when St. Edmund

finished him at Gainsborough. We now return to Norway, ashamed of this

long circuit which has been a truancy more or less.

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