CHAP. XI.

The Quarters of Fashion.

THE BEAUTIES OF NATURE.--FASHIONABLE QUARTERS.--LONDON IN

1752.--ST. JAMES'S PALACE.--PAST AND PRESENT.--PALL MALL.--THE LAND

OF CLUBS.--MRS. GRUNDY ON THE CLUBS.--ST. JAMES'S PARK.--BUCKINGHAM

PALACE.--WATERLOO PLACE.--TRAFALGAR-SQUARE.

There is scarcely a nation so fond of green trees and green meadow-land

as the English. They adore the splendid trees of their parks as the

Druids did their sacred oaks; it is quite a pleasure to see that their

conquests of nature, and other successful efforts to train its agencies

to the weaving of woollen yarns, and the working of spinning-jennies,

have not deprived them of a sense for those beauties of nature which

cannot be reduced to capital and interest.

The English people are a gigantic refutation of that current untruth,

that over cultivation estranges us from nature. Fire, water, earth, and

air, are in England more than in any other part of the world, employed

in the service of capital. In England they fatten their fields with

manure which has travelled many thousands of miles, and which has been

collected from some barren rock on the ocean; in England nature is

compelled to produce water-lilies from the tropics, and fruit of various

kinds of unnatural size; in England they eat grapes from Oporto--plums

from Malta--peaches from Provence--pine-apples from Bermuda--bananas

from St. Domingo--and nuts from the Brazils. Whatever cannot be grown on

English soil is imported from other parts of the world; but,

nevertheless, the English retain their affection for the trees and

meadows, forests and shrubs of their own country. This law of nature,

which is partly influenced by dietetic considerations, may be observed

in any part of the metropolis. The best houses are always near the

squares and the parks. That part of Piccadilly which faces the Park is

elegant, expensive, and aristocratic; the other portion of that street,

which extends deep into the vast ocean of houses, assumes a business

aspect, and belongs to trade. But even that portion of Piccadilly which

is now inhabited by the aristocracy was a most wretched place about one

hundred years ago. There were a great many taverns whose fame was none

of the best; and, on review days, the soldiers from the neighbouring

barracks sat in front of the houses on wooden benches, whilst their hair

was being powdered, and their pig-tails tied up. During this interesting

operation, they laughed and joked with the maid-servants who passed that

way. As a natural consequence of these proceedings, the quarter was

avoided by the respectable classes.

From Piccadilly towards the north, and along the whole breadth of

Hyde-park is Park-lane, with its charming houses built in the villa

style, and similar to those of Brighton, for they have irregular

fantastic balconies, rotundas, and verandahs. In Brighton these

contrivances facilitate the view of the sea; here they help to a view of

the park. Palace-like in their interiors, and filled with all those

comforts which in English houses alone can be found in such beautiful

harmony, and yet so unassuming, they do not, by their exterior, overawe

the passers-by with the wealth of their inhabitants. Formerly this

street was Tyburn-lane. The very name reminds one of hanging and

quartering. At the present day, Park-lane, and all the streets around

it, are the head-quarters of wealth and aristocracy. Plate-glass

windows--powdered footmen--melancholy stillness--heavy carriages waiting

at small doors--no shops, omnibuses, or carts--in cold, rainy, winter

nights, perhaps here and there a woman and her child half-naked, and

more than half-starved, crouching down in some dark corner. Such is the

character of this part of the town, where, among old walls and green

squares stand the most splendid houses of the aristocracy; and which,

with few interruptions only, extends to the regions of Bond-street.

St. James's-street connects Piccadilly with Pall-mall. We are still in

the quarters of splendour, and we are approaching the land of clubs and

royalty. In the beginning of the 18th century there were a great many

theatres in and around St. James's. In the chronicles of those old

theatres, there is a deal of matter for the student of the life and

character of old London. The managers were speculators; the public were

credulous; there was a strong hankering after miracles, and a decided

predilection for noise. On the whole, people in those days were much the

same as they are now, but there was more coarseness, more massiveness,

and less grace. We go down St. James' Street, and reach the point where

it joins Pall Mall; there we stand, in front of St. James' Palace, an

old, black, and rambling building, with no interest, except what it

derives from the past; and even in the past, it was considered as a mere

appendage to Whitehall; and only after Whitehall was burned down, did

St. James' Palace become the real seat of royalty; and it continued to

be so until George IV. took up his residence at Buckingham Palace. At

the present day, the old palace is used for court ceremonies only; the

Queen holds her levees and drawing-rooms in it. In the three large

saloons there are, on such occasions, crowds of people who have the

_entrée_, in full dress, and great splendour, thronging round the

throne, which is ornamented with a canopy of red velvet, and a gold star

and crown. The walls are decorated with pictures of the battles of

Waterloo and Vittoria; in the back-ground are the Queen's apartments,

where she receives her ministers. The anti-chambers are filled with

yeomen of the guard, and court officials of every description. In the

court-yard are the state-carriages of the nobility; and the streets

around the park are thronged with crowds of anxious spectators.

These are the moments when that gloomy building is lighted up with the

splendour of modern royalty; at all other times, night and day, red

grenadiers pace to and fro in front of the dark walls. The court-yards

are given up to the gambols of birds, cats, and children; but every

morning, a military band of music plays in the colour court.

Pall Mall is one of the most splendid streets in London; its splendour

is chiefly owing to the club houses. There are, in this street, the

Oxford and Cambridge Club, the Army and Navy Club, the Carlton, the

Reform, the Travellers', and the Athenæum. Besides these, there are in

London a large number of club-houses, of which it may generally be said,

that their chief end and aim is to procure a comfortable home by means

of association, in as cheap and perfect a manner as possible.

But the words, "as cheap and perfect as possible," convey quite a

different idea to the German to what they do to the Englishman. A short

explanation may not, perhaps, be out of place at this point.

A younger son of an old house, with an income of, say from two to four

hundred pounds, cannot live, and do as others do, within the limits of

that income. He can neither take and furnish a house, nor can he keep a

retinue of servants or give dinners to his friends. The club is his

home, and stands him in the place of an establishment. At the club,

spacious and splendidly furnished saloons are at his disposal; there is

a library, a reading-room, baths, and dressing-rooms. At the club he

finds all the last new works and periodicals; a crowd of servants attend

upon him; and the cooking is irreproachable. The expenses of the

establishment are defrayed by the annual contributions and the entrance

fees. But, of course, neither the annual contributions nor the

entrance-fees, pay for the dinners and suppers, the wines and cigars, of

the members. Members do dine at the clubs: indeed, the providing of

dinners is among the leading objects of these establishments, and the

dinners are good and cheap, compared to the extortionate prices of the

London hotels. The club provides everything, and gives it at cost price;

a member of a good club pays five shillings for a dinner, which in an

hotel would be charged, at least, four times that sum.

The _habitués_ of the London Clubs would be shocked if they were asked

to pass their hours and half-hours in our German coffee and

reading-rooms; and, on the other hand, persons accustomed to the

bee-hive life of Vienna coffee-houses consider the London Clubs as dull

though handsome edifices. Lordly halls, splendid carpets, sofas,

arm-chairs, strong, soft, and roomy, in which a man might dream away his

life; writing and reading-rooms tranquil enough to suit a poet, and yet

grand, imposing, aristocratic; doors covered with cloth to prevent the

noise of their opening and shutting, and their brass handles resplendent

as the purest gold; enormous fire-places surrounded by slabs of the

whitest marble; the furniture of mahogany and palisander; the staircases

broad and imposing as in the _palazzos_ of Rome; the kitchens _chefs

d'oeuvre_ of modern architecture; bath and dressing-rooms got up with

all the requirements of modern luxury; in short, the whole house full of

comfortable splendour and substantial wealth. All this astonishes but

does not dazzle one, because here prevails that grand substantial taste

in domestic arrangements and furniture, in which the English surpass all

other nations, and which it is most difficult to imitate, because it is

most expensive.

The influence which club-life exercises on the character of Englishmen

is still an open question among them. The majority of the fairer portion

of Her Majesty's subjects hate and detest the clubs most cordially. Mrs.

Grundy is loud in her complaints, that all that lounging, gossiping, and

smoking deprives those "brutes of men" of the delight they would

otherwise take in her intellectual society, and that club dinners make

men such epicures, they actually turn up their noses at cold mutton. And

even when at home, Mr. Grundy is always dull, and goes about sulking

with Mrs. Grundy. To be sure, all he wants is to pick a quarrel, and go

and spend his evening in that "horrid club." But there are some women

who presume to differ from the views of this admirable type of old

English matrons. They are fond of clubs, and hold a man all the more

fitted for the fetters of matrimony after yawning away a couple of years

in one of these British monasteries. The club-men, say these ladies,

make capital husbands; for the regulations of the club-houses admit of

no domestic vices, and these regulations are enforced with such

severity, that a woman's rule appears gentle ever afterwards.

The windows of almost all the club-houses in Pall Mall have the most

charming views on St. James's Park. It is the smallest of all the parks;

but it is a perfect jewel amidst the splendid buildings which surround

it on all sides. On its glassy lake fine shrubs, and beeches, and

ash-trees on the banks throw their trembling shadows; tame water-fowl of

every description swim on it or waddle on the green sward near, and eat

the crumbs which the children have brought for them. The paths are

skirted with flower-beds, with luxurious grass-plots behind them; and on

sunny days these grass-plots are crowded with happy children, who prefer

this park to all others, for the water-birds are such grateful guests,

and look so amiable and stupid, and are so fond of biscuits, and never

bite any one. And the sheep, too, are altogether different from all

other sheep in the world; they are so tame and fat, and never think of

running away when a good child pats their backs, and gives them some

bread to eat. And there are green boats, and for one penny they take you

over to the other side; and the water, too, is green, much greener than

the boat; and there is no danger of horses and carriages, and children

may run and jump about without let or hindrance, and there are such

numbers of children too. In short, there is no saying how much pleasure

the London children take in St. James's Park.

On the Continent, too, there are parks; they are larger, and are taken

more care of, and by far more ornamental than the London parks. But all

strangers who come to London must find that their imperial and royal

palace gardens at home, with all their waterworks, and Chinese pagodas,

Greek temples, and artificial romanticisms, do not make anything like

that cheerful, refreshing, tranquillising, and yet exciting impression

which the parks of England produce. It is certainly not the climate

which works this miracle, nor is it a peculiarity of the soil, for fine

meadow-land there is in plenty on the banks of the Rhine and the Danube.

The English alone know how to handle Nature, so that it remains nature;

they alone can here and there take off a tree, and in another place add

some shrubs, without, therefore, forcing vegetation into the narrow

sphere of arbitrary and artificial laws. Our great gardens at home want

wide open grassplots; where such are, the shrubs and plantations

encroach upon them; none are allowed to leave the paths and walk over

the grass, and the public are confined to, and crowded on, the

sand-covered paths, whence they may look at the clumps of trees, and the

narrow empty clearances between them. On such spots in England you find

the most splendid cattle; children are playing there, and men and women

come and go, giving life, movement, and colouring to the landscape; and,

since parks are but imitations of nature, life, movement, and colour are

absolutely necessary to them.

This life on the green sward in the very heart of the metropolis gives

the parks a rural and idyllic aspect; while, on the other hand, it

suggested the saying, that all England gives one the idea of a large

park.

At the western end of St. James's park is the Queen's palace--a stately

building not a grand one; though extensive enough to astonish those

strangers who have read in the newspapers that Her Britannic Majesty

complains of want of houseroom. And here it ought to be remarked, that,

during the present reign alone not less than £150,000 have been voted by

parliament for the extension and improvement of Buckingham Palace.

Thanks to so large a sum of money, the palace is now both comfortable

and splendid, with its _façade_ overlooking the Green park and St.

James's park, with the armorial lion and unicorn, which have lately been

placed on the gates in so exquisitely ludicrous a manner, that they turn

their backs, at one and the same time, upon one another, the palace, and

the queen. To the south, the palace commands a view of the ocean of

houses yclept Pimlico; to the north it overlooks the shady groves and

meadow grounds of Hyde-park; and on its northern side are splendid

gardens nearly as large as St. James's park. Thus is Buckingham Palace

situated in the midst of green trees, and removed as far as possible

from the smoky atmosphere of the metropolis. And yet they say that the

site is not so healthy as might be wished; and the royal family pass

only a few months in the year in this their official residence. They

prefer Windsor, the valleys of Balmoral, and Osborne (the most charming

of marine villas) in the Isle of Wight.

We return to Pall Mall, and passing Marlborough House (at one time the

residence of King Leopold of Belgium), we enter St. James's square; and

passing the famous house at the corner of King-street from the steps of

which George IV., on the night of the 20th June, 1818, proclaimed the

news of the victorious battle of Waterloo, we proceed in an eastern

direction, and, emerging from Pall Mall enter an open place--the end of

Regent-street--whence broad stone stairs lead down into St. James's

park. This is Waterloo-place, surrounded by columned mansions. On each

side of the broad stone stairs are rows of stately palace-like houses.

One of them serves as an asylum to the Prussian Embassy, and another is

interesting to the continental visitor because it is Lord Palmerston's

town-house. In front of the stairs is the Duke of York's column, of

which very little can be said, except that it is ninety-four feet high,

and some years ago the jumping down from the top and being smashed on

the broad stones at its base, was a fashionable mode of committing

suicide. It's a pity that none of the poor wretches ever thought of over

throwing and jumping down with the statue of the Duke of York, for it

stands ridiculously high, and the impression it makes on that bad

eminence is by no means agreeable.

We cross Waterloo-place, and passing Her Majesty's theatre and the

Haymarket on our left, we hail the equestrian statue of George III.

Again the houses recede, and again a gigantic column with a dwarfish man

on its top pierces the skies. Then another George--the fourth of the

name--on an iron horse, and there are two fountains, and there is also

the National Gallery, and St. Martin's Church, and the lion looking down

from Northumberland House upon the street noise and the streams of life

and traffic which here cross and recross in all directions. We are at

the foot of the Nelson column, in Trafalgar-square, which native

enthusiasm and foreign scoffers say is like the _Place de la Concorde_

at Paris. And here we stop for the present. Politeness induces us to say

as little as possible of Trafalgar-square. Besides it is high time to

introduce our readers to a friend of Dr. Keif's, to whom we propose

devoting the next chapter.

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