THE GLORIFICATION OF MONICA

Slowing up, we were almost upon the group; and for once we were welcome to

our enemies. Even Carmona’s face brightened, a flicker of hope lit Lady

Vale-Avon’s grey eyes; and the Duchess deliberately courted us with a

smile.

As for Monica, she was radiant as a child who has been surprised by the

home-coming of loved ones; yet there was a new wistfulness in her eyes,

despite the joy she showed.

“Oh, how glorious that you’ve come to the rescue!” she cried, all dimples

and roses. Still, she looked from me to Pilar, and from Pilar to me, as if

she longed to ask one or the other some question which it was impossible

to speak; and I said to myself that it would go hard with me if I did not

find out before I was many hours older, what that question was.

Any port is welcome in a storm or among fellow-motorists, if you are

helpless by the roadside with several ladies when night is coming on; and

Carmona’s first words showed that he had no scruple in making use of us.

But with the trials he had gone through, and his natural preference for

the help of any other car rather than the hated Gloria, he was in a black

mood. He wished to be civil, lest we should be goaded into leaving him in

the lurch; yet it was plainly such an effort that I could have laughed

aloud. Pilar would have been able to quote paragraph and page of her

Dream-Book.

The worst damage to the car was a broken spring, though something seemed

to have gone wrong also with the ignition in that disastrous bump into the

_caniveau_. They had been where we found them for a couple of hours,

Carmona admitted, without encountering any vehicle or animal to give them

a tow. The first hope had been to stagger on to Manzanares (which

originally they had meant to pass) with a broken spring; but the bee in

the motor’s bonnet could not be made to buzz, and in despair, Carmona had

been about to send his chauffeur on foot, in search of some conveyance for

the ladies and their luggage. More hours must have passed, at best, before

the man could have returned to the rescue, and already everybody was

hungry.

The ladies of the Duke’s party had to be transferred to the Gloria; and

Dick, with airs of ownership, urged vague and voluble reasons why I should

be their companion in the tonneau. We were the masters of the situation,

and Carmona’s face, as he was obliged to take his seat beside the

chauffeur who must steer the car in tow, repaid me for grievous wrongs.

Pilar, not to be outdone in ingenuity by Dick, did for me what I could not

do for myself, in contriving that I should sit next to Monica. Though I

could say nothing for her ears which other ears might not hear, it was a

joy to feel her slight shoulder nestling warm against my arm, to know that

she could not be snatched from me by her mother or Carmona, but that as it

was now, so it must be for many moments, perhaps an hour, to come. There

was also satisfaction to be got from the fact that my enemy, bumping on

behind in his own disabled car (propelled by our generosity and power),

was glaring with malice, envy, and all uncharitableness at my back.

My one regret in these moments which should have been perfect, was that my

prophetic soul hadn’t caused me to write a long letter to Monica, which I

might have been able to slip into her hand under cover of rugs and

darkness.

Ropes had to light the lamps before we saw more of Manzanares than an

illusive church spire which kept appearing and disappearing like a

will-o’-the-wisp. But the petrol held out, and the Gloria’s breathing was

regular, despite the weight she had to tow over ruts and across gutters.

Once, however, Ropes looked back at me with an expressive movement of the

shoulders which I interpreted as, “we’re lucky if we get there!” so I

could have shouted “hurrah!” at sight of the first houses, though they

brought my last moment of happiness.

Another instant, and the population of Manzanares was answering to the

thrum of our motor, as soldiers to the call of the drum. From somewhere,

their saints alone knew where, an army of children poured into the long

straight street, and as we slowed to avoid wholesale murder, they took

advantage of our consideration to swarm up the car like ants. They ran

shouting beside us, climbed on to the steps, hung on behind, fighting so

ruthlessly for choice positions that they all but fell under the wheels.

One would not have supposed there could be other children left in Spain.

How there could be room for these in the town of Manzanares was a wonder;

how they could all have turned out on the second in their thousands, was a

miracle; and their promptness would have done credit to any commander.

The shrill cries of this legion, drowning the sound of the motor, and

increasing as the contingent was swelled from each side street, roused the

town. Families left their tables and rushed to the door, their supper in

their hands. Bakers with white arms left to-morrow’s bread in the troughs;

a group of farriers shoeing a horse stopped work, until the glowing iron

paled. Shopkeepers who had lighted their windows with a blaze of

electricity, ran into the street. Mules and donkeys tied to doorposts

shared the general excitement, plunged and reared before the advance of

the human breaker with the car on its crest snapped their cords, and

dashed into their master’s houses.

Never, among all our successes, had we made such a _succés fou_ as this;

but then, never before had we had a car in tow. Half our triumph belonged

to the Lecomte; yet either of us would gladly have dispensed with all; and

had it not been for a small but determined policeman who struggled to

preserve the credit of the town, we might have been half the night

fighting our way to an hotel.

He dealt blows and exhortations indiscriminately, piloted us through side

streets which it would never have occurred to our imagination to enter,

and with exertions worthy of him who “singly kept the bridge,” helped us

make a lane for the ladies to dart into the door of the little _fonda_.

It was an iron door of elaborate openwork, leading, Moorish fashion,

through a shallow vestibule into a _patio_—the first we had seen on our

way south; and if it had not been slammed shut with a loud click, by some

person inside, half Manzanares would have poured after the fugitives.

Assured of the ladies’ safety, the men of the two (outwardly) united

parties remained to help the chauffeurs and a bewildered landlord to take

down luggage. Overwhelmed by a wave of halfgrown children and a thick

spray of babies, Carmona’s man lost his presence of mind. The two cars had

hardly stopped before the little creatures were in them, and on them, and

under them, trying to pinch the tyres, blowing the horn, squalling,

laughing, crying. “Mon Dieu, c’est un obsession!” wailed the unfortunate

Frenchman; and even the imperturbable Ropes showed signs of “nerves.”

As fast as the thronging goblins were beaten off, they were up again in

redoubled force; but so merry they were, and so handsome was each bold

brown face, with its dazzling eyes, that it was impossible to be angry.

Somehow, we rescued the luggage, and with the aid of the landlord pitched,

or slid, or rolled it through the door, momentarily opened.

“For Heaven’s sake, sir, see me through this!” implored Ropes, noticing

that the men of the party were on the point of following the luggage.

“Hate to trouble you, but I don’t think my Spanish will run to it.” In

pity I climbed into the car to go with him to the stable which the

landlord indicated as our garage. It was an experience to be remembered in

nightmares; yet there was in it a sort of schoolboy pleasure. We seemed to

have done battle against the whole force of the army out against us;

nevertheless when we returned to the _fonda_, swept along by a large

bodyguard, we found a regiment assembled round the door. How we got

through was food for another wild dream, but we did get through, to stand

panting on the other side of the grating, in the _patio_.

Dozens of dark faces were pressed against the bars, like tier above tier

of glowing pansies in a flower-bed; and we knew at last the sensation of

those who are the observed, not the observers, in a menagerie.

Everyone was in the _patio_, where electric lights hanging from the

balconies mingled with rich yellow lamplight and ruddy firelight streaming

from the kitchen. All the luggage was piled anyhow, in a chaotic heap

surging with suit-cases, boiling with dressing-bags; while near by, like

Marius and a friend or two at the ruins of Carthage, stood the Duchess,

Lady Vale-Avon, Carmona, Dick, and the Cherub. Monica and Pilar had been

talking at a distance with a young girl of the house, but seeing me

gravitate in their direction, Lady Vale-Avon called her daughter.

“The ladies are saying they can’t stay here,” announced Dick, his voice in

sympathy with a twinkle in his eyes.

“I’m not saying so,” cut in Monica. “I think it will be fun; a real

adventure. The landlady’s wonderful, and all her daughters and nieces

beauties. If we’re nice to them, they’ll be adorable to us.”

“The place is a den!” exclaimed Lady Vale-Avon. “There must be something

better in the town.”

“I’m afraid there isn’t,” said the Duke. “This accident has made me

helpless. I’m horribly sorry; but we can’t get on anywhere else to-night.”

“We can sit up,” said the Duchess, “in the automobile.”

“Do let’s look at the rooms,” begged Monica. “And don’t let them see we’re

finding fault. Their feelings will be hurt.”

“What nonsense!” replied Lady Vale-Avon. “As if they had feelings!”

“If you don’t consider them, they won’t take pains to make you

comfortable,” I said, knowing by instinct the people with whom we had to

deal. “They’re beginning to suspect already that something’s wrong, and

judging from the expression of their faces it will take only a little more

for the landlord to say he has no rooms. Then we really may have to sit in

the automobiles.”

The keeper of the _fonda_ and his family, who had come so warmly to

welcome the strangers, were now hovering aloof, silent and suspicious,

their spirits dashed by the contemptuous looks of Lady Vale-Avon and the

Duchess. Standing in semi-darkness, the landlord’s face was a blur of

brown shadow, featureless, save for a pair of enormous eyes burning with

an emotion which was no longer hospitality. His wife, whose broad shoulder

was pressed against her husband’s as if to form a line of defence, was a

dark-browed, gypsy-like woman, who must once have been beautiful, and

might now be formidable. Behind them were grouped a handsome boy, and

three or four extraordinarily pretty girls with red and white roses in

their hair.

“They wouldn’t dare turn us out!” exclaimed Lady Vale-Avon. “They can

never have had persons of our sort before.”

“If you asked, they’d probably retort that Dukes and Marquesses were thick

as blackberries,” said I.

She glanced at Carmona, hoping for support, but he shrugged his shoulders

in despair; and a look from me was a signal for the Cherub to step

forward.

The atmosphere had begun to tingle, and in a few moments more it might

have been too late to make peace with these proud and self-respecting

people, who had never submitted to indignity. But in the space of six

seconds the magnetism of the Cherub had begun to do its work. He murmured,

nodded, and smiled, took the family into his confidence with a few graphic

gestures, explained that the ladies were upset by an accident, appealed to

the landlord’s chivalry, and the landlady’s heart. Gathering frowns were

chased away by smiles; and when Monica showed her dimples to the boy and

girls with a look which pleaded for kindness, the battle was fought and

won.

They had not many bedrooms. Several were engaged by commercial travellers,

but these gentlemen should be stowed into one room, their clothing and

luggage moved at once. Oh, they would not object when they learned that it

was a question of accommodating ladies; or if they did, they must eat

their objections for supper; it was no matter. And the landlord and

landlady would give up their room, a good one, their worships need have no

fear. All should be ready in the opening and closing of an eye. But would

we meanwhile have supper? There was always enough for a few unexpected

ones.

Having listened so far, the Cherub turned blandly to Carmona. These

arrangements need not include the Señor Duque’s party, unless he liked, of

course, but—his palms were extended as if to receive the decision. Plump

it fell into them. Everyone must stay, and make the best of it.

So the ladies were bundled into a room where they might get rid of the

dust, and the men into another; clean rooms, with whitewashed walls, bare

save for a pictured saint or two in lurid colours; floors covered with

coarse, bright matting; and iron beds with lace-frilled and embroidered

pillows.

In a quarter of an hour everyone was ready for dinner, but five out of

fifteen minutes I had given to the hasty scribbling of a pencilled note

for Monica. I hoped to slip it into her hand in the dining-room, but she

was closely under guard; and Carmona annexed four seats at the head of the

long table, by which manœuvre he secured isolation for his party. It was

safe from any sortie of ours, as there was a scattered contingent of

commercial travellers already earnestly engaged in dining on either side

of the table. Two polite men on the left, and three on the right, all with

napkins tucked under their chins, rose, offering to move rather than

divide friends; but Carmona assured them that the sacrifice was

unnecessary. As they were all paralysed by Monica’s beauty, of a type so

different from any to which they were accustomed, they had not the

self-command to protest; and as dinner went on (in many courses of which

the landlord was evidently proud), they could scarcely do justice to their

_merluza_ served with grilled lemon and minced red Spanish pepper; their

_tortilla_ of eggs, potatoes, peas, and ham; their pigeons with olives, or

even their freshly baked maccaroni, for gazing languorously at the vision

of pink and white and gold.

Such charms as Pilar’s, though unsurpassable of their kind, went for

nothing with these ardent gentlemen; and even the landlord’s son,

daughters, and nieces who waited upon their guests, forgot half their

duties in abject admiration. “An angel!” “a saint!” “a princess of

fairyland!” were a few of their whispered adjectives; and when the object

of their worship was snatched away by her mother and the Duchess, before

the goats’-milk cheese had been brought round, a gloom fell upon the room.

The commercial travellers galloped through the remainder of the meal, and

went out, hoping perhaps, if they promenaded the street, to have the joy

of seeing a light in the radiant being’s window. The pretty girls of the

household vanished with murmured excuses, leaving us at the mercy of the

boy, who sighed grievously, dropped a sugar bowl, and spilled coffee

within an ace of the Cherub’s shoulder.

Pilar presently disappeared also, leaving her three men alone at the

table, observed only by a few dozen eager faces pressed against the iron

bars protecting the open window.

Soon we heard peals of laughter from the _patio_; the pretty girls were

sallying forth on a foraging expedition in search of a warming-pan to heat

the beds of the three great ladies, who feared dampness. In twenty minutes

they came back, and we arrived in the _patio_ in time to see the triumphal

entrance of four or five charming creatures, bearing among them a

long-handled brass vessel which had probably existed since the days of

Philip the Second. But this was only the beginning of the fun; and we made

an excuse of our cigarettes to linger, and hear what we could not see.

It was not a beautiful _patio_; and the public still surged outside the

iron-grated door in the hope of further insight into the private lives of

the travelling menagerie; but our luggage had been carried to the rooms

which were now ready (thanks to the complaisance of the dazzled commercial

gentlemen), and there were garden seats, on which we settled ourselves in

spite of the chill in the evening air.

From the rooms above we heard laughter and ecstatic cries. Evidently the

warming-pan was making a sensation as it went its round, or something else

had happened; and when at last the girls trooped downstairs from the

balcony, I beckoned them to come our way. They skipped to us, wild with

delight at the prospect of pouring out their hearts to an appreciative

audience.

The great warming-pan, stuffed with embers that glowed and paled, was laid

on the tiled pavement while the girls wove themselves into a group, with

interlacing arms.

“Why are you so happy?” I asked

“Happy? We have been in paradise, with the angels,” replied the prettiest

girl with crimson roses stuck in a bank of copper hair.

“There was but one angel,” objected her brunette cousin.

“That is true. The two old ones think themselves everything, but they are

less than nothing. I would not change my years for theirs, with their

jewels and their quarterings. Thanks be to God, in our Spain, we are all

as noble as the nobles, or at least in this province!”

“You are also all beautiful!” said I.

“That you can say so, señor, after seeing that wonder!” exclaimed the

landlord’s eldest daughter, a creature of carnation and flame. “Ah, the

joy of it, we have been undressing her!”

“If you could have seen her, with gold hair down to her knees!” gasped a

gypsy of fifteen. “And when we had got her dress off, and she was in her—”

“Hush, Micaela! it is not seemly that you should mention such garments in

the presence of señores!” broke in the girl of the copper coronet.

["Now you are as bad as I was, Mariquita!"]

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