"The Fares between any points on any route will be found where the
vertical line of figures under the name of one of the points meets the
horizontal line of figures which terminates in the name of the other of
the two points between which it is desired to travel."
The Hampshire Hog needs to be a very learned pig.
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[Illustration: _Mother._ "WELL, DARLINGS, WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING?"
_Margaret._ "WE'RE PLAYING AT WEDDINGS. I'M THE BRIDE AND BETTY'S THE
BRIDESMAID."
_Mother._ "BUT WHERE'S THE BRIDEGROOM?"
_Margaret._ "OH, THIS IS A VERY QUIET WEDDING."]
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