I looked at Miss Davies in embarrassment. John gazed round pitifully.

"But," he murmured weakly, "isn't that where we started?"

"Of course it is," said Miss Davies indignantly. "You've spoilt the whole

game, Arthur."

"Well, I can't help it," said her brother; "I thought that was the word we

were after. What was it, anyway?"

We all looked at the sky and thought hard.

"Hanged if I know," said John.

"I'm sure I don't," I said.

"Well, isn't that ridiculous?" said Miss Davies.

"Of course it is," said her brother brutally; "I _knew_ it was ridiculous

from the beginning. _You_ said it quickened the mental processes. Would

memory be one of them?"

"Let's go inside and have some tea," said John.

We crept quietly indoors.

* * * * *

Halfway through tea Miss Davies suddenly waved her teaspoon aloft. We

looked at her and saw a great light shining in her eyes.

"Hip--hip--hippopotamus!" she shrieked.

We all agreed that Miss Davies had won.

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[Illustration: "PLAY US A CHUNE, MISTER."]

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