PHILOSOPHERS.

We are all different, and often our differences are of the widest. Some men

can be knocked prostrate by the most trifling disappointment, while others

can extract comfort or even positive benefit from what looks like complete

disaster--such as the Cambridge youth I met last week, raving about

TURNER'S "Fighting Téméraire."

"But I didn't know you were interested in pictures," I said.

"Oh, yes, I've always been, in a way," he replied; "but it wasn't till the

rain ruined the first day of the Varsity match that I ever had a real

chance to get to the National Gallery, and when it came down like blazes

again on Tuesday I went back there. Did you ever see such painting? And the

pathos of it too! And then that frosty morning scene in the same room! Why,

TURNER was too wonderful."

How some of the other dampened enthusiasts tided over their loss I can only

guess; but this ardent one reminded me of the Shipwrecked Entomologist, and

I placed him on a niche somewhere near that radiant soul.

And who was he?

Well, he was the curator of his own department in some Indian museum--I

think at Calcutta--and when the time came for his holiday he took a passage

for Japan on a little tramp steamer. Everything went well until a few hours

out of Shanghai, when a typhoon began to blow with terrific force. The ship

was driven on the coast of Korea, where she set about breaking up, and only

with the greatest difficulty did the passengers and crew get to shore,

bruised and saturated, without anything but their clothes and what their

pockets could hold. Some lives were lost, but my man was saved.

It was a desolate part, with nothing but the poorest huts for shelter,

dirty and verminous, so that the discomforts of the land were almost equal

to the perils of the sea.

Naturally, on his return to Calcutta the curator was plied with questions.

How did be feel about it? Wasn't it an awful experience? If ever a man

deserved sympathy it was he. And so forth. But he wouldn't rise.

"Sympathy?" he said. "Good Heavens! I don't want sympathy. Why, I had the

time of my life. Do you know that during the night in that Korean hovel I

found five absolutely new kinds of bug."

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