Sec. 10

Now if you are a policeman perplexed by a sudden and unaccountable

collision between a taxicab and an electric standard, complicated by a

blinding flash and a sound like an abbreviated trump from an

automobile horn, you do not want to be bothered by a hatless clerical

gentleman suddenly rushing out of a handsome private house and telling

you that "the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand!" You are respectful to him

because it is the duty of a policeman to be respectful to Gentlemen,

but you say to him, "Sorry I can't attend to that now, sir. One thing

at a time. I've got this little accident to see to." And if he

persists in dancing round the gathering crowd and coming at you again,

you say: "I'm afraid I must ask you just to get away from here, sir.

You aren't being a 'elp, sir." And if, on the other hand, you are a

well-trained clerical gentleman, who knows his way about in the world,

you do not go on pestering a policeman on duty after he has said that,

even although you think God is looking at you and Judgement is close

at hand. You turn away and go on, a little damped, looking for some

one else more likely to pay attention to your tremendous tidings.

And so it happened to the Reverend Mr. Parchester.

He experienced a curious little recession of confidence. He went on

past quite a number of people without saying anything further, and the

next person he accosted was a flower-woman sitting by her basket at

the corner of Chexington Square. She was unable to stop him at once

when he began to talk to her because she was tying up a big bundle of

white chrysanthemums and had an end of string behind her teeth. And

her daughter who stood beside her was the sort of girl who wouldn't

say "Bo!" to a goose.

"Do you know, my good woman," said Mr. Parchester, "that while we poor

creatures of earth go about our poor business here, while we sin and

blunder and follow every sort of base end, close to us, above us,

around us, watching us, judging us, are God and His holy angels? I

have had a vision, and I am not the only one. I have _seen_. We are

_in_ the Kingdom of Heaven now and here, and Judgement is all about us

now! Have you seen nothing? No light? No sound? No warning?"

By this time the old flower-seller had finished her bunch of flowers

and could speak. "I saw it," she said. "And Mary--she saw it."

"Well?" said Mr. Parchester.

"But, Lord! It don't _mean_ nothing!" said the old flower-seller.

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