NO. XX.--THE DIVORCÉE.

The Court over which Sir JAMES HANNEN presides was instituted for

the purification of morals by the separation of ill-assorted couples.

Matrimonial errors, which had hitherto stood upon the level of

political grievances, capable of redress only after the careful and

unbiassed attention of British legislators had been, at much expense

both of time and money, devoted to them, were henceforth to form the

subject of a special procedure in a division of the Courts of Law

created for the purpose, and honestly calculated to bring separation

and divorce within the reach even of the most modest incomes. The

tyrant man, as usual, favoured himself by the rules he laid down for

the playing of the game. For whereas infidelity on the part of the

wife is held to be, in itself, a sufficient cause for pronouncing a

decree in favour of the husband, a kind, though constantly unfaithful

husband, is protected from divorce, and only punished by separation

from the wife he has wronged. It is necessary for a man to add either

cruelty or desertion to his other offence, in order that his wife

may obtain from the laws of her country the opportunity of marrying

someone else. But the wit of woman has proved equal to the emergency.

Nowhere, it may be safely stated, have more tales of purely

imaginative atrocity been listened to with greater attention, or with

more favourable results, than in the Divorce Court. On an incautious

handshake a sprained wrist and an arm bruised into all the colours of

the rainbow have been not infrequently grafted. A British imprecation,

and a banged door, have often become floods of invective and a

knock-down blow; and a molehill of a pinch has, under favourable

cultivation, been developed into a mountain of ill-treatment, on the

top of which a victorious wife has in the end, triumphantly planted

the banner of freedom.

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Hence the Divorce Court, after some years of suspicion, has gradually

come to be looked upon as one of the sacred institutions of

the country. And, speaking generally, those who make use of its

facilities, however much certain of the more strait-laced may frown,

are considered by society at large to have done a thing which is

surprisingly right and often enviable. The result at any rate is that

the number of the divorced increases year by year, and that a lady

whose failings have been established against her by a judicial decree,

may be quite sure of a hand of ardent sympathisers of both sexes,

amongst whom she can hold her head as high as her inclination prompts

her without exciting a larger number of spiteful comments than are

allotted to her immaculate and undecreed sisters. She may not have

been able to abide the question of the Counsel who cross-examined

her, but she is certainly free, even in a wider sense than before.

She may not, perhaps, stand on so lofty a social pinnacle as the

merely-separated lady whose husband still lives, and to whose male

friends the fact that she in practically husbandless, and at the same

time disabled from marriage, gives a delightful sense both of zest and

security. On the other hand, the separated lady must be to a certain

extent circumspect, lest she should place a weapon for further

punishment in the hands of her husband. But to the Divorcée all things

apparently, are permitted.

When she left the Court in which, to use her own words, "all her

budding hopes had been crushed by the triumph of injustice," the

beautiful Divorcée (for in order to be truly typical the Divorcée is

necessarily beautiful) might have proceeded immediately to plant them

afresh in the old soil. The various gentlemen who had sustained their

reputation as men of honour by tampering on her behalf and on their

own, with the strict letter of the truth, naturally felt that the

boldness of their denials entitled them to her lasting regard, and

showed themselves ready to aid her with their counsel. But, though she

never ceased to protest her innocence of all that had been laid to her

charge and proved against her, she was sufficiently sensible to give

them to understand that for a time, at least, her path in the world

would be easier if they ceased to accompany her. They accepted the

sentence of banishment with a good grace, knowing perfectly well

that it was not for long. The Divorcée then withdrew from the flaming

placards of the daily papers, on which she had figured during the past

week, and betook herself to the seclusion of her bijou residence in

the heart of the most fashionable quarter. Here she pondered for a

short time upon the doubtful unkindness of fate which had deprived her

of a husband whom she despised, and of a home which his presence had

made insupportable. But she soon roused herself to face her new lack

of responsibility, and to enjoy it. At first, she moved cautiously.

There were numerous sympathisers who urged her to defy the world, such

as it is, and to show herself everywhere entirely careless of what

people might say. Such conduct might possibly have been successful,

but the Divorcée foresaw a possible risk to her reputation, and

abstained. She began, therefore, by making her public appearances

infrequent. In company with the devoted widow, whose evidence

had almost saved her from an adverse verdict, she arranged placid

tea-parties at which the casual observer might have imagined that

the rules of social decorum were more strictly enforced than in the

household of an archbishop. Inquiry, however, might have revealed the

fact that a large proportion of the ladies present at these gatherings

had either shaken off the matrimonial shackles, or proposed to do

so, whether as plaintiffs or as defendants, whenever a favourable

opportunity presented itself. The men, too, who were, after a time,

admitted to these staid feasts, were not altogether archiepiscopal,

though they behaved as they were dressed, quite irreproachably. To

counter-balance them to some extent, the Divorcée determined to secure

the presence and the countenance of a clergyman.

After some search, she discovered one who was enthusiastic, deficient

in worldly knowledge, and susceptible. To him she related her own

private version of her wrongs, which she seasoned with quite a

pretty flow of tears. The amiable cleric yielded without a struggle,

and readily placed at her service the protection of his white

tie. Thus strengthened, she moved forward a little further. She

revisited theatres; she was heard of at Clubs; she shone again at

dinner-parties, and in a year or so had organised for herself a

social circle which entirely satisfied her desires. Sometimes she even

allowed herself to dabble in good works. She was accused of having

written a religious poem for a serious Magazine; but all that was ever

proved against her was, that a remarkable series of articles on _The

Homes of the Poor_ bore traces of a style that was said to be hers.

Evil tongues still whispered in corners, and cynics were heard to

scoff occasionally; but the larger world, which abhors cynics, and

only believes what is good, began to smile upon her. She did not

appear to value its smiles,--but they were useful. Whenever London

tired her, she flitted to Paris, or to the Riviera, or even to

Egypt or Algiers. She subscribed to charities, and acted in Amateur

Theatricals. Finally, she married a gentleman who was believed by his

friends to be a poet, and who certainly qualified for the title by the

romance he had woven about her. With him she lived for many years a

poetic and untrammelled existence, and, when she died, many dowagers

sent wreaths as tokens of their sorrow at the loss of an admirable

woman.

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