I see your sister is getting quite stout now.

Yes; she is working in a studio.

What has that got to do with it?

Why, she works in the developing room.

* * * * *

Who was George Washington’s father?

Who?

Old man Washington, of course.

* * * * *

I’m surprised at you squandering so much money on a phonograph.

Well, money talks, you know.

* * * * *

“Well, well, the greed of these policemen!”

“What’s the matter now?”

“Why, haven’t you heard about this new Copper Trust?”

* * * * *

Do you attend the bicycle school now?

No. They’re having a terrible falling off of pupils up there.

* * * * *

If a man should cut off his knee, where would he go to get another one?

Where?

To Africa.

Why?

That’s where the ne-groes.

* * * * *

How is your wife now?

Oh, she’s all right, I guess.

She’s got you guessing, eh?

* * * * *

“Witness, did you ever see the prisoner at the bar?” “Oh, yes, that’s

where I got acquainted with him.”

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