The announcement exploded like a bomb in the midst of the little group
in the light keeper's sitting room. Lulie turned a trifle pale and
looked worried and alarmed. Martha uttered an exclamation, dropped the
window shade and turned toward her young friend. Mr. Bangs looked from
one to the other and was plainly very anxious to help in some way
but not certain how to begin. Of the four Nelson Howard, the one most
concerned, appeared least disturbed. It was he who spoke first and his
tone was brisk and businesslike.
“Well, Lulie,” he said, “what do you want me to do? Shall I stay and
face it out? I don't mind. There's nothing for us to be ashamed of, you
know.”
But Lulie shook her head. “Oh, no, no, Nelson,” she cried, “you mustn't.
You had better go, right away. There will be a scene, and with all those
people here--”
Miss Phipps put in a word. “But perhaps Nelson's right, after all,
Lulie,” she said. “There is no reason in the world why he shouldn't
come to see you, and maybe he and Cap'n Jeth might as well have a plain
understandin' now as any time.”
Miss Hallett's agitation increased. “Oh, no,” she cried, again. “Don't
you see it mustn't happen, on father's account? You know how he--you
know how excited and--and almost violent he gets when any one crosses
him nowadays. I'm afraid something might happen to him. I'm afraid.
Please go, Nelson, for my sake.”
The young man nodded. “Of course, Lulie,” he declared. “You're perfectly
right. I'm off. Good-night.”
He was hastening toward the dining room door, but Primmie, dancing up
and down like a jumping jack, barred his way.
“No, no, no,” she squealed, “you can't--you can't. They're almost to the
door now. He'll catch you sure. He WILL. Oh, my Lord of Isrul!”
Sure enough, the latch of the door leading from the side porch to the
dining room was rattling at that moment. Fortunately the door itself was
hooked on the inside. Nelson hesitated.
“Humph!” he grunted. “Could I get through to the kitchen and out that
way, do you think, Zach?”
“Godfreys, no! Not with them winder curtains strung up higher'n Haman
the way they be. No, no! Godfreys!”
Martha stepped across the sitting room and flung open another door on
the opposite side. As she did so there sounded a prodigious thumping
from the side porch and the bull-like voice of Captain Hallett bellowed
his daughter's name.
“Go let 'em in, Lulie,” whispered Martha. “I'll look out for things
here. Quick, Nelson, out this way, through the front hall and out the
front door. QUICK!”
Captain Jeth was accompanying his shouts by thumping upon the side of
the house. Lulie, after one desperate glance at her lover, hurried to
the dining room. Young Howard hesitated a moment.
“My hat and coat?” he whispered. “Where are they?”
They were hanging in the entry upon the door of which the captain was
thumping. Zach hastened to get them, but before he reached the dining
room they heard the outer door open and Jeth's voice demanding to know
why Lulie had kept him waiting so long. Nelson, with a somewhat rueful
smile and a wave of the hand to Martha and Galusha, dodged into the
blackness of the front hall. Miss Phipps closed the door after him.
The conspirators looked at each other. Primmie's mouth opened but the
expansive hand of Mr. Bloomer promptly covered it and the larger part of
her face as well.
“This ain't no time to holler about your savin' soul,” whispered
Zacheus, hoarsely. “This is the time to shut up. And KEEP shut up. You
be still, Dandelion!”
Primmie obeyed orders and was still. But even if she had shrieked it is
doubtful if any one in the dining room could have heard her. The “ghost
seiners,” quoting from Mr. Bloomer, were pouring through the entry and,
as all were talking at once, the clatter of tongues would have drowned
out any shriek of ordinary volume. A moment later the Halletts, father
and daughter, led the way into the sitting room. Lulie's first procedure
was to glance quickly about the apartment. A look of relief crossed her
face and she and Martha Phipps exchanged glances.
“Father has--he has come back,” was her somewhat superfluous
explanation. Captain Jethro noted the superfluity.
“Cal'late they can see that for themselves, Lulie,” he observed. “How
are you, Martha? Evenin', Mr. Bangs. Everything all right about the
light, Zach?”
“Ay, ay, sir,” was Mr. Bloomer's nautical reply. The captain grunted.
“Better go look at it,” he said. Turning, he called over his shoulder,
“Come in, all hands.”
“All hands,” that is, the company in the dining room--came in. There
were fourteen of them, all told, and, as Martha Phipps told Galusha
Bangs afterward, “If you had run a net from one end of Ostable County to
the other you wouldn't have landed more freaks than there were in that
house at that minute.” The majority were women and the few men in the
party looked as if each realized himself a minority at home and abroad.
“Set down, everybody,” commanded Captain Jethro. “Lulie, you better help
me fetch in them dining-room chairs. We'll need 'em.”
“But, father,” begged Lulie, “what are you going to do?”
“Do? We're goin' to have a meetin', that's what we're goin' to do. Set
down, all of you that can. We'll have chairs for the rest in a minute.”
“But, father--” began Lulie, again. The captain interrupted her. “Be
still,” he ordered, irritably. “Marietta, you set over here by the
melodeon. That'll be about right for you, will it?”
Miss Marietta Hoag was a short, dumpy female with a face which had been
described by Zach Bloomer as resembling a “pan of dough with a couple of
cranberries dropped into it.” She wore a blue hat with a red bow and a
profusion of small objects--red cherries and purple grapes--bobbing on
wires above it. The general effect, quoting Mr. Bloomer again, was “as
if somebody had set off a firecracker in a fruit-peddler's cart.” The
remainder of her apparel was more subdued.
She removed the explosive headgear and came forward in response to the
light keeper's command. She looked at the chair by the ancient parlor
organ and announced: “Yes, indeed, it'll do real well, thank you, Cap'n
Jethro.” Her voice was a sharp soprano with liquid gurgles in it--“like
pourin' pain-killer out of a bottle,” this last still another quotation
from the book of Zacheus.
“All right,” said Captain Jeth, “then we'll begin. We've wasted enough
time cruisin' way over to Trumet and back for nothin'. No need to waste
any more. Set down, all hands, and come to order. Lulie, you and Martha
and the rest of you set down, too.”
“But, father,” urged his daughter again, “I don't understand. What are
you going to do?”
“Goin' to have a meetin', I tell you.”
“But what sort of a meeting?”
“A seance. We cruised clear over to Trumet to hear that Brockton medium
that was stayin' at Obed Taylor's there and when we got to Obed's
we found she'd been called back home unexpected and had left on this
afternoon's train. So we came back here and Marietta's goin' to try to
get in communication herself. That's all there is to it.... Now don't
waste any more time askin' fool questions. Set down. Martha Phipps, what
are you and Mr. Bangs standin' up for?”
Martha's answer was quietly given.
“Why, good gracious, Jethro!” she observed, “why shouldn't we stand up?
Mr. Bangs and I came over to spend the evenin' with Lulie. We didn't
know you and Marietta and Ophelia and the rest were goin' to hold
any--er--what do you call 'em?--seances. We'll run right along and leave
you to enjoy yourselves. Come, Mr. Bangs.”
For some reason or other this reply appeared to irritate the light
keeper exceedingly. He glared at her.
“Set down, both of you,” he ordered. “I want you to. 'Twill do you good.
No, you ain't goin', neither. Lulie, you tell 'em to stay here.”
His manner was so determined and the light in his eye so ominous that
his daughter was alarmed.
“Oh, do stay, Martha,” she pleaded. “Won't you please stay, you and Mr.
Bangs? I think it will be for the best, truly I do. Please stay.”
Martha looked at her lodger. Galusha smiled.
“I shall be very glad to remain,” he observed. “Indeed yes, really.”
Miss Phipps nodded. “All right, Lulie,” she said, quietly. “We'll stay.”
They took chairs in the back row of the double circle. Primmie, eyes and
mouth open and agog with excitement, had already seated herself. Captain
Jethro looked about the room.
“Are we all ready,” he growled. “Eh? Who's that comin'? Oh, it's you.
Well, set down and keep quiet.”
It was Mr. Bloomer who had re-entered the room and was received so
unceremoniously. He glanced at Galusha Bangs, winked the eye which the
captain could not see, and sat down next to Primmie.
“Now then,” said Captain Jeth, who was evidently master of ceremonies,
“if you're all ready, Marietta, I cal'late we are. Cast off! Heave
ahead!”
But Miss Hoag seemed troubled; evidently she was not ready to cast off
and heave ahead.
“Why--why, Cap'n Jeth,” she faltered, “I CAN'T. Don't you KNOW I
can't? Everybody's got to take hands--and the lights must be turned way
down--and--and we've GOT to have some music.”
The captain pulled his beard. “Humph!” he grunted. “That's so, I forgot.
Don't know what's the matter with me to-night, seem to be kind of--of
upset or somethin'. Zach, turn them lamps down; more'n that, way down
low.... That'll do. Now all hands hold hands. Make a--a kind of ring out
of yourselves. That's it. Now what else was it, Marietta?”
“Music,” faltered Miss Hoag, who seemed rather overawed by the captain's
intensity and savage earnestness. “We always have music, you know, to
establish the--the contact. Have somebody play the organ. 'Phelia, you
play it; you know how.”
Miss Ophelia Beebe, sister of the village storekeeper, was a tall,
angular woman garbed in black. Her facial expression was as mournful
as her raiment. She rose with a rustle and moved toward the ancient
melodeon. Lulie spoke hurriedly.
“No, no, Ophelia,” she protested, “it isn't any use. That old thing has
been out of order for--why, for years. No one could possibly play on it.
No one has for ever and ever so long. Father knows it perfectly well.”
Again Captain Jethro tugged at his beard.
“Humph!” he grunted. “'Tis out of order; I remember now.... Humph! I--I
forgot that. Well, we'll have to have some sort of music. Can anybody
that's here play on anything?”
There was silence for a moment. Then a thin masculine voice from the
dimness made proclamation.
“I can play on the fiddle,” it said; and then added, as if in
afterthought, “some.”
There was a rustle in the corner from which the voice had come.
Mutterings and whisperings arose. “Don't talk so foolish!” “Well, Sary,
he asked if anybody could play on anything and I--” “Be still, I tell
you! I declare if there's any chance for a person to make a jumpin'
numbskull out of himself in front of folks I'll trust you to be right on
deck.” “Now, Sary, what are you goin' on like this for? I only just--”
The dispute was growing louder and more violent. Captain Jethro roared a
command for silence.
“What's all this?” he demanded. “Silence there for'ard!” He waited an
instant and then asked, “Who was it said they could play the fiddle? Was
it you, Abel Hardin'?”
Mr. Abel Harding, clam digger and fish purveyor, resident in South
Wellmouth, acknowledged his identity.
“Yus, Cap'n Jeth,” he declared. “I said I could play the fiddle, and I
can, too. Sary B., she says--”
“Sarah B.”--otherwise Mrs. Abel Harding--interrupted. “He can't play
nothin' but two jig tunes and he plays them like the very Old Scratch,”
she snapped, with emphasis.
“Well, I never said I was anything great at it, did I? I said I can play
some, and I can. If you'd just keep your tongue to home and leave me be
I--”
“SILENCE!” shouted the light keeper again. The domestic squabble broke
off in the middle and some irreverent giggles from other sections of
the circle subsided. Captain Jethro's indignant gaze swept the group.
Primmie said afterward, “You couldn't see him glare at you, but you
could FEEL him doin' it.” When the stillness was absolute the captain
asked, “Where is your fiddle, Abel?”
“Eh?” Mr. Harding paused and cleared his throat. “Why,” he stammered,
“it's--it's to home. Er--er--that's where I keep it, you know.”
“Humph!” Captain Jethro's scorn was withering. “And home is eleven mile
away or such matter. How much good is your bein' able to play on it
goin' to do us when 'tain't here for you to play on?”
There were discreet snickers from the dimness. Mrs. Hardin's voice was
audible, saying, “There, I told you so, foolhead.” The captain once more
ordered and obtained silence.
“We've had enough of this,” he growled. “This ain't a play-actin' show
to laugh at. If we can't behave accordin' as we should we'll give it up.
Marietta says she can't get into contact with the sperit world without
music. Would it do if we was to sing somethin', Marietta?”
Miss Hoag faltered that she didn't know's she hardly believed 'twould.
“I always HAVE had some sort of instrumental music, Cap'n Jethro. Don't
seem to me's if I could hardly get along without it.”
The captain grunted again. “Can't anybody play ANYTHING?” he demanded.
“Anything that's within hailin' distance, I mean.”
Another silent interval. And then a voice said, timidly, “I can play the
mouth organ.”
It was Primmie's voice and as she was sitting next Zach Bloomer, who was
next Galusha Bangs, the unexpectedness of it made the latter jump. Miss
Phipps, next in line on Galusha's left, jumped likewise.
“Primmie,” she said, sharply, “don't be silly.”
“But I CAN, Miss Martha. You know I can. Zach knows it, too. You've
heard me, ain't you, Zach? Ain't you? Ain't you?”
Thus urged, Mr. Bloomer answered, “I've heard you,” he said. And added,
fervently and under his breath, “Godfreys!”
“Primmie,” began Martha, again, but Captain Jethro broke in.
“Quiet, Martha Phipps,” he ordered. “Stop your talkin', all hands.
Marietta, do you cal'late you could get under way with mouth organ
music?”
“Why--why, I don't know. Maybe I could if--if it played church tunes.”
“Can you play hymn tunes, Primmie?”
“Yes, sir. I can play 'Sweet By and By' and 'Brighten the Corner Where
You Be' and 'Pack up Your Troubles in Your Old Kit Bag.' No, that ain't
one, is it? But I can play--”
“Where's your mouth organ now?”
“It's in my jacket pocket out yonder in the kitchen.”
“Go fetch it.”
Sounds as of one individual falling over others, accompanied by
exclamations and confusion, indicated that Miss Cash was going in search
of the instrument. Lulie made one more attempt at persuasion.
“Father,” she pleaded, “what makes you try to hold a seance to-night?
You've been 'way over to Trumet and back and you must be tired. You
aren't very well, you know, and all this excitement isn't good for you.
Won't you please--”
Her father stamped his foot. “Set down,” he shouted. “I know what I'm
doin'. This is my house and I'll do as I please in it. Stop! I don't
want to hear any more. Where's that Cash girl?”
Primmie was returning bearing the mouth organ. She plowed through the
circle like an armored tank through a wire entanglement and reached the
light keeper's side.
“Here I be,” she announced, “and here 'tis. Shall I commence to begin
now? Where do you want me to set?”
She was given a seat in the front row, facing the medium. Captain
Hallett, after some final instructions to Zacheus concerning the turning
lower of one of the lamps and a last order for stillness, gave the
command.
“All ready! Heave ahead!”
Miss Hoag leaned back in her rocking-chair and closed her eyes. Primmie
drew a long breath and the first bars of the “Sweet By and By” were
forcibly evicted from the harmonica. Zach Bloomer, the irrepressible,
leaned over and breathed into his neighbor's ear.
“Say, Mr. Bangs,” he whispered, “if you was a sperit would you leave a
comf'table berth up aloft to come and anchor alongside THAT noise?”
The “noise” became more enthusiastic as the musician warmed to her work.
Miss Hoag stirred uneasily in her chair. Captain Jethro bent toward her.
“Tell her not to play so LOUD,” whispered Marietta. The captain obeyed.
“Come, come, Primmie,” he said, irritably. “Go easy on it, soften her
down. Play low. And stop stompin' out the time with your foot.”
Thus cautioned Miss Cash played low, very low, and also very slowly.
“The Sweet By and By” droned on, over and over, in the dark stuffiness
of the crowded room. Galusha Bangs, who had been at first much amused,
began to be bored. Incidentally he was extremely sorry for Lulie, poor
girl, who was compelled to be present at this ridiculous exhibition of
her father's obsession. Heavy breathing sounded near at hand, growing
steadily heavier until it became a snore. The snore broke off in the
middle and with a sharp and most unchurchly ejaculation, as if the
snorer had been awakened suddenly and painfully. Galusha fancied
he recognized Mr. Harding's voice. Primmie ended her thirty-second
rendition of the “Sweet By and By” chorus and began the thirty-third.
Then Miss Hoag began to groan. The first groan was so loud and
unexpected that Miss Cash gasped “My savin' soul!” into the mouth organ.
Marietta continued to groan, also to pound the floor with her heels. In
her capacity as “medium” she, like other mediums--mediums of her stripe,
that is--was “getting under control.”
Then followed the usual sort of thing which follows at this sort of
seance. Miss Hoag, through her “control,” began to receive and transmit
“messages.” The control spoke in a kind of husky howl, so to speak,
and used a lingo most unusual on this plane, however common it may be
elsewhere.
Mr. Bangs was startled when first favored with a sample of
this--literally--unearthly elocution.
“Oh, dear me!” he exclaimed. “Oh, dear! WHY does she do that? Is--is she
ill?”
Miss Beebe answered, from her place in the circle. “It's her sperit
control talkin' now,” she whispered. “She's controlled by a China
woman.”
“Name of Little Cherry Blossom,” whispered Mr. Harding.
“Sshh!” said several voices, indignantly.
“Allee samee comee manee namee Johnee,” announced Little Cherry Blossom.
“Anybody heree knowee manee Johnee?”
Several did, of course, and John was soon undergoing cross-examination.
He proved to be the cousin of Mrs. Hannah Peters' first husband who was
drowned on the Grand Banks fifteen or sixteen years before. “John-ee”
was, like so many of his kind, a bit shaky on names and dates but strong
on generalities. However, everybody except the few skeptics from the
Phipps' place seemed satisfied and made no embarrassing comments.
Everybody but Mr. Bloomer, that is; Zacheus, the philosopher who had
studied his profession aboard a lightship, commented on everything.
Sitting next Mr. Bangs, he put his lips close to the ear of the
last-named gentleman and breathed caustic sarcasm into it. Galusha found
it distracting and, at times, annoying, for Mr. Bloomer's mustache was
bristly.
“Little Cherry Blossom talks's if she had a cold,” whispered Zach.
“Better take a little cherry rum, hadn't she, eh?”
The control was loudly paging a person named Noah.
“Sperit heree wantee talkee with Noah,” she cried. “Wheree isee Noah?”
“'Board the Ark, most likely,” whispered Mr. Bloomer. “Be hollerin' for
Jonah next, won't she? Cal'late so. Yus, yus.”
Message after message came and was recognized and acknowledged by the
devout. The group from the Phipps' house had so far been slighted,
so, too, had Captain Jethro Hallett. There was a slight hubbub in
the circle, owing to the fact that two of its members simultaneously
recognized and laid claim to the same spirit, each declaring him to
be or have been an entirely different person when living. During this
little controversy Zacheus whispered in his neighbor's ear.
“Say, Mr. Bangs,” he whispered, “this is gettin' kind of tiresome, ain't
it? Must be worse for Nelse, though, eh?”
Galusha did not catch his meaning. “For--for whom?” he asked. “I beg
your pardon.”
“Oh, you're welcome. Why, I mean Nelse Howard must be gettin' more tired
than we be, shut up in that front hall the way he is.”
“Shut up--Why, really, I--Mr. Howard left the house long ago, didn't he?
By the front door, you know.”
Zach chuckled. “That front door is locked and the key's been lost for
more'n a fortn't. Cal'late Lulie forgot that when she told him to skip
out that way. He can't GET out. He's in that front entry now and he'll
have to stay there till all hands have gone and the cap'n gone to bed.
That's a note, ain't it!... Sshh! They're goin' to begin again.”
The identity of the spiritual visitor having been tentatively
established, the “communications” continued. Galusha paid little heed
to them. The thought of young Howard a prisoner in the front hall was
uncomfortable of itself, but still more uncomfortable was the mental
picture of what might happen should his presence there be discovered
by Captain Hallett. The old light keeper was bigoted and absurdly
prejudiced against his daughter's lover at all times. An encounter
between them would always be most unpleasant. But this evening, when the
captain was in his most fanatical mood, for him to find Nelson Howard
hiding in his own house--well, the prospect was almost alarming.
Galusha, much troubled in mind, wondered if Lulie had remembered the
locked door and the lost key. Did she realize her fiance's plight? If
so, she must be undergoing tortures at that moment. Nelson, of course,
could take care of himself and was in no danger of physical injury; the
danger was in the effect of the discovery upon Captain Jethro. He was
not well, he was in a highly nervous and excited state. Galusha began to
fidget in his chair. More than ever he wished the seance would end.
However, it did not end. The messages continued to come. Apparently the
line of spirits waiting to communicate was as long as that at the ticket
office of a ball park on a pleasant Saturday. And suddenly Mr. Bangs was
startled out of his fidgets by the husky voice of Little Cherry Blossom
calling the name which was in his mind at the moment.
“Jethro,” wheezed Little Cherry Blossom. “Jethro. Some one heree wantee
talkee Jethro.”
Martha Phipps, sitting next to Galusha, stirred and uttered an impatient
exclamation under her breath. From beyond, where Lulie sat, Galusha
caught a quick gasp and a frightened “Oh, dear!” Zacheus whispered,
“Godfreys!” Primmie bounced up and down with excitement. The circle
rustled and then grew very still.
“Well,” growled Captain Jethro, a quaver in his deep voice, “I'm here.
It is--is it you, Julia?”
Little Cherry Blossom said that it was. Mr. Bangs heard another sniff of
disgust from Miss Phipps. He was himself thoroughly disgusted and angry.
This mockery of a great sorrow and a great love seemed so wicked and
cruel. Marietta Hoag and her ridiculous control ceased to be ridiculous
and funny. He longed to shake the fat little creature, shake her until
her silly craze for the limelight and desire to be the center of a
sensation were thoroughly shaken out of her. Marietta was not wicked,
she was just silly and vain and foolish, that was all; but at least half
of humanity's troubles are caused by the fools.
“Julia,” said Captain Jethro, his big voice trembling as he said it,
“I--I'm here, Julia. What is it?”
“Julia she say she gladee you heree,” gurgled Little Cherry Blossom.
Martha Phipps drew a breath between her teeth as if in pain. Her hand
squeezed Lulie's tight. She was suffering with the girl. As for
Galusha, sensitive soul that he was, he blushed all over in sympathetic
embarrassment.
“I'm glad to be here, Julia,” said the captain. “You know it, too, I
guess likely. Is all well with you, Julia?”
Cherry Blossom in horrible pidgin English affirmed that all was well,
all was happiness and delight and bliss in the realm beyond. Galusha did
not hear much of this, he was suffering too acutely to listen. Then he
heard Captain Jethro ask another question.
“Is there any special message you've got for me, Julia?”
Yes, there was. “Daughter, daughter.” There was some message about a
daughter.
“Lulie? Is there somethin' you want to tell me about Lulie, Julia?”
“Father!” It was Lulie herself who uttered the exclamation. “Father,”
she cried. “Don't! Oh, don't! Please don't!”
Her father's reply was a furious roar.
“Stop!” he thundered. “Be still! Don't you say another word!”
“But, father, PLEASE--”
“Stop!... Julia, Julia... are you there? What is it about Lulie? Tell
me.”
Little Cherry Blossom herself seemed a bit nervous, for her next message
was given with a trifle less assurance. It was an incoherent repetition
and re-repetition of the word “daughter” and something about “looking
out” and “danger.”
Captain Jethro caught at the word.
“Danger?” he queried. “Danger for Lulie? Is that what you mean, Julia?
I'm to look out on account of danger comin' for Lulie? Is that it,
Julia?”
Lulie made one more desperate plea.
“Father,” she begged, “please don't! Of course there isn't any danger
for me. This is SO ridiculous.”
“Be still, I tell you.... Is that it, Julia? Is it?” Little Cherry
Blossom with some hesitation indicated that that was it. A rustle of
excitement stirred the circle.
“What kind of danger?” demanded the light keeper, eagerly. “Can't you
tell me that, Julia?”
Apparently she could not, for there was no reply. The captain tried to
help by suggestion.
“Danger from--from her bein'--er--hurt?” he suggested. “Being run
over--or--or--drowned or somethin'?”
No, that was not it.
“Danger from somebody--some person?”
“Yes.” Another rustle of excitement in the circle. The light keeper
caught his breath.
“Julia,” he demanded, “do you mean that--that our girl's in danger from
some--some MAN?”
“FATHER! I won't stand this. It's perfectly--”
“Lulie Hallett, you set down! Set DOWN!”
Martha Phipps laid a hand upon the girl's arm. “Don't excite him,” she
whispered. “I'd sit down if I were you, Lulie.”
Lulie, trembling with indignation, subsided under protest. Little Cherry
Blossom burst out with a gush of gibberish concerning some man, “bad,
wicked manee,” who was trying to influence “daughter” in some way
or other, just how was not particularly intelligible. Captain Jethro
offered another suggestion.
“Julia,” he demanded, “is it the outsider, the small, dark man you said
afore? Is it him?”
Yes, it was. The rustle in the circle was now so pronounced as to amount
almost to a disturbance. Mr. Abel Harding whispered audibly, “It's
Nelson Howard she means, don't she?” His wife even more audibly ordered
him to “shut up, for the land sakes.” Primmie dropped the mouth organ
on the floor with a metallic clatter. Startled, she made her customary
appeal to the ruler of Israel.
“It's him, eh?” growled the light keeper. “I thought so. I've got my eye
on him, Julia, and he knows it. What's he up to now? Where is he?”
“Near her.”
“Near her? Here?... In this HOUSE, do you mean?”
A moment's hesitation, and then, “Ye-es, I--I shouldn't wonder.”
This bit of information, even though unusually qualified considering
its spirit source, caused a genuine sensation. Almost every one said
something. Zach Bloomer whistled shrilly in Mr. Bangs' ear and said,
“Godfreys!” Galusha said, “Oh, dear me!” with distressful emphasis.
Martha Phipps and Lulie clutched each other and the latter uttered
a faint scream. Primmie Cash, who had stooped to pick up the dropped
harmonica, fell on her knees beside it. Captain Jethro stamped and
roared for silence.
“Be still!” he shouted. “Stop! STOP! By the everlastin',
I'll--I'll--Julia! Julia!”
But Julia did not answer this time. Neither did Little Cherry Blossom.
Whether Miss Hoag was frightened at the effect of her message or whether
she figured that she had caused sensation sufficient for one day are
matters for conjecture. At all events she stirred in her chair and
announced faintly, and in her natural, everyday tones and accent, that
she wished a drink of water.
“Where--where be I?” she gasped. “I--Oh, fetch me a drink, somebody,
won't you, please?”
The light keeper, paying no need whatever, was shouting his wife's name.
“Julia! Julia!” he cried. “Don't go! I want you! I need you!”
Lulie called “Father” and hastened toward him. Zacheus whispered in
Galusha's ear that he cal'lated 'twouldn't do no harm to turn on the
glim and proceeded forthwith to turn up the wick of one of the lamps.
The sudden illumination showed Captain Jethro standing in the middle
of the floor, his face flushed, his brows drawn together and his lips
twitching. He was glaring about the room and the expression upon his
face was so fierce that Mr. Bangs said, “Oh, dear me!” again when he saw
it.
Lulie put her arm about the light keeper's shoulder. “Father, father,”
she pleaded, “please don't look that way. Come and sit down. Please do!”
But sitting down was far from the captain's thoughts just then. He
impatiently tossed his daughter's arm aside.
“So he's here, is he,” he growled, between his teeth. “He's in my house,
is he? By the everlastin', I'll show him!”
Martha Phipps pushed her way toward the pair.
“There, there, Jethro,” she said, quietly, “don't act this way. Don't
you see you're frightenin' Lulie half out of her wits? There's nothin'
for you to look so savage about. Come over and sit down and rest. You're
tired.”
“No, I ain't tired, either. Be quiet, woman. By the Lord, if he's in
this house I'll find him. And WHEN I find him--”
“Sshh, sshh! What in the world are you talkin' about? Marietta didn't
say--”
“Julia--my spirit wife--told me that that skulkin' swab of a Nelse
Howard was here in this house. You heard her. Let go of me, both of you!
Now where is he?”
He was turning directly toward the door leading to the front hall. Lulie
was very white and seemed on the point of collapse. Even Miss Phipps,
usually so calm and equal to the emergency, appeared to find this one
a trifle too much for her, for she glanced desperately about as if
in search of help. Zach Bloomer repeated “Godfreys” several times and
looked, for him, almost excited. As for Primmie, she was so frightened
as to be speechless, a miracle far more amazing than any other which the
seance had thus far produced. The remaining members of the circle were
whispering in agitation and staring wide-eyed at the captain and those
about him.
Then a masculine voice, a very soft, gentle masculine voice, said, “I
beg your pardon, Captain Hallett, but may I--ah--ask a question?”
The very gentleness of the voice and the calmness of its tone had more
effect in securing the light keeper's attention than any shout could
possibly have done. Captain Jethro stopped in his stride.
“Eh?” he grunted. “Eh? What's that?”
Galusha Bangs moved forward, quietly elbowing his way from the back
row of the circle to the open space before the inner line of chairs and
their excited occupants.
“It is--ah--I, Captain Hallett,” he observed, calmly, “I wished to ask
a question. You see, I have been very much interested by
the--ah--manifestations here this evening. Very much so, really--indeed,
yes.”
The light keeper interrupted. “Don't bother me!” he ordered, savagely.
“I'm goin' to find that sneakin' rascal, and--Get out of my way, will
you?”
Somehow or other the little Egyptologist had moved forward until,
without appearing to have made an effort to do so, he was directly in
the captain's way--that is, between the latter and the door of the front
hall. The command to get out of the way he acknowledged politely and
with caution.
“Yes, yes, of course,” he said, hastily. “I'm very sorry. Very sorry
indeed. I beg your pardon, Captain Hallett. Now there is one point in
this lady's--ah--messages--ah--communications, you know--which puzzles
me somewhat. You see--”
“I can't stop to talk to you now. I'm goin' to--WILL you get out of my
way?”
“Was I in your way? I BEG your pardon. How clumsy of me! I--ah--You see,
this lady's last message seemed to point so directly in my direction
that I felt constrained to speak. You see, when she, or her--control, is
it?--mentioned my being here in your house and accused me of having
an evil influence upon your daughter, I--well, I was surprised
and--ah--hurt.”
A general gasp of astonishment from the circle behind him interrupted.
Mr. Abel Harding shouted “Eh!” and, for a wonder, his wife did not
take him to task for it. For the matter of that, she had uttered
an exclamation also. So had Ophelia Beebe and many others. Zacheus
whistled. Primmie once more referred to her saving soul. Martha Phipps
cried out.
As for Jethro Hallett, he stared uncomprehendingly at the Bangs' face
which looked so earnestly and gravely up into his. He drew a hand across
his forehead and breathed heavily.
“Wha--what are you talkin' about?” he demanded. “Who--who said anything
about you?”
Galusha transferred his gaze from the light keeper's countenance to that
of Miss Marietta Hoag. The medium's moonlike visage bore an expression
of intense surprise.
“Why--ah--she did,” replied Galusha, gently. “This lady here. She said
that an outsider, a small, dark man, was exerting an evil influence upon
Miss Lulie--upon your daughter. Then she said this person was here in
your house. Now, as I am the only person present who answers to that
description, naturally I--well, I--really, I must protest. I have the
highest respect and regard for your daughter, Captain Hallett. I should
be the last, the very last, to wish to exert any such influence.”
“Nonsense!” The amazed captain shouted the word. “What are you talkin'
about? 'Twan't you she said. 'Twas that Howard swab. He's been hangin'
around Lulie for more 'n a year.”
“Ah--pardon me, Captain Hallett, but really I must make my point. It
could not have been Mr. Howard to whom the--ah--control referred. Mr.
Howard is somewhat dark, perhaps, but he is not small. I am both dark
and small. And I am here, whereas Mr. Howard apparently is not. And I
am, beyond question, an outsider. Therefore--”
“Nonsense, I tell you! She said Nelson Howard was in this house.”
“Pardon me, pardon me, Captain Hallett. She said a small, dark man, an
outsider, was in this house. She mentioned no names. You mentioned no
names, did you, Miss--ah--Hoag?”
Marietta, thus unexpectedly appealed to, gasped, swallowed, turned red
and stammered that she didn't know's she did; adding hastily that she
never remembered nothin' of what she said in the trance state. After
this she swallowed again and observed that she didn't see WHY she
couldn't have that drink of water.
“So you see, Captain Hallett,” went on Mr. Bangs, with the same gentle
persistence, “being the only person present answering the description
given by the medium I feel somewhat--ah--distressed. I must insist that
I am unjustly accused. I must ask Miss Phipps here and your daughter
herself to say whether or not my conduct toward Miss Lulie has not been
quite--ah--harmless and without--ah--malevolence. I shall be glad to
leave it to them.”
Of the pair to whom this appeal for judgment was made Martha Phipps
alone heeded it. Lulie, still white and trembling, was intent only
upon her father. But Martha rose to the occasion with characteristic
promptness.
“Of course, Mr. Bangs,” she declared, “you've behaved just as nice as
any one could be in this world. I could hardly believe my ears when
Marietta said you were an evil influence towards Lulie. You ought to be
careful about sayin' such things, Marietta. Why, you never met Mr. Bangs
before this evenin'. How could you know he was an evil influence?”
Miss Hoag, thus attacked from an unexpected quarter, was thrown still
more out of mental poise. “I never said he was one,” she declared,
wildly. “I only just said there was a--a--I don't know what I said.
Anyhow _I_ never said it, 'twas my control talkin'. I'll leave it to
'Phelia Beebe. You know I don't know what I'm sayin' when I'm in
the trance state, don't you, 'Phelia? Anyhow, all I said was.... Oh,
'Phelia,” wildly, “why don't you help me out?... And--and I've asked no
less'n four mortal times for that drink of water. I--I--Oh, oh--”
She became hysterical. The circle ceased to be a circle and became a
series of agitated groups, all talking at once. Mr. Bloomer seized the
opportunity to turn up the wick of another lamp. Lulie, clinging to her
father's arm, led him toward a chair in a secluded corner.
“Sit down, father,” she urged. “Sit down, and rest. Please do!”
The old light keeper's fiery rage seemed to be abating. He passed his
hand across his forehead several times and his expression changed. He
looked like one awakening from a bad dream.
“I--I cal'late I will set down for a minute or so, Lulie,” he faltered.
“I do feel sort of tired, somehow or 'nother. I don't want to talk any
more, Mr. Bangs,” he added, wearily. “I--I'll have to think it all out.
Lulie, I cal'late they'd better go home. Tell 'em all to go. I'm tired.”
Martha Phipps passed from group to group whispering.
“I guess we'd better go,” she suggested. “He's pretty well worn out, I'm
afraid. Everybody's things are there in the dinin' room or in the side
entry. We'd better go right away, it seems to me.”
Galusha had gotten his “things” already, his coat was over his arm.
The others followed his example. A few minutes more and the last of
the “ghost seiners” had left the house and were climbing into the
automobiles in the yard. Marietta Hoag's voice was the last distinctly
audible.
“I can't help it,” she wailed. “It wasn't my fault anyway. And--and,
besides, that Bangs man hadn't any right to say 'twas him I meant.... I
mean the control meant. It wasn't him at all.... I mean I don't believe
'twas. Oh, dear! I WISH you'd stop askin' questions, Abe Hardin'. CAN'T
you stop?”
Galusha and Primmie set out for the Phipps' homestead ahead of its
owner, but she caught up with them at the gate.
“He's goin' right up to bed,” she said. “Zach will look out for the
light to-night.”
“And--” asked Galusha, with significant emphasis.
Martha did not reply. She waited until they were in the sitting room and
alone, Primmie having been sentenced to go to her own room and to bed.
Miss Cash had no desire for bed; her dearest wish was to remain with her
mistress and their lodger and unload her burden of conversation.
“My savin' soul!” she began. “My savin' soul! Did you ever in your born
days! When that Marietta Hoag--or that Chinee critter--or Cap'n
Jeth's ghost's wife--or whoever 'twas talkin' that spirit jabber--when
she--them, I mean--give out that a small, dark man was right there in
that house, I thought--”
“Primmie, go to bed.”
“Yes'm. And when I remembered that Nelse Howard was--”
“Go to bed this minute!”
“Yes'm. But how do you 'spose he's goin' to--”
Miss Phipps conducted her to the foot of the back stairs and, returning,
closed each door she passed through behind her. Then she answered her
lodger's unspoken question.
“Lulie will go with her father and help him up to his room,” she said.
“After he is out of the way Nelson can come out and Zach, I suppose,
will let him out by the side door.”
Galusha smiled faintly. “The poor fellow must have been somewhat
disturbed when that--ah--medium person announced that the 'evil
influence' was in the house,” he observed.
Martha sniffed. “I guess likely we were all disturbed,” she said.
“Especially those of us who knew. But how did Marietta know? That's what
I can't understand. Or did she just guess?”
Before Bangs could answer there was a rap on the windowpane. Martha,
going to the door, admitted Nelson Howard himself. The young man's first
speech was a question.
“Do you know what became of my hat?” he asked. “Like an idiot I hung my
hat and coat in that entry off the dining room when I went in. When I
came out just now the hat was gone.”
Martha looked troubled.
“It wasn't that cap you wear so much, at the station and everywhere?”
she asked. “I hope no one took THAT; they'd know whose 'twas in a
minute.”
“Yes, that's what I'm afraid of. I... Eh? Why, there it is now.”
The cap was lying on the couch beside Mr. Bangs' overcoat. Howard picked
it up with an air of great relief.
“You brought it over for me, Mr. Bangs, didn't you?” he cried.
“Why--why, yes, I--I did,” stammered Galusha. “You see, I--”
The young man broke in enthusiastically. “By jingo, that was clever
of you!” he cried. “I was afraid some one had got that cap who would
recognize it. Say,” he went on, “I owe you about everything to-night,
Mr. Bangs. When Marietta gave out her proclamation that the 'small
dark man' was in that house I came nearer to believing in her kind of
spiritualism than I ever thought I should. I was scared--not on my own
account, I hope--but for Lulie and her father. If the old cap'n had
found me hiding in that front hall I don't know what he might have done,
or tried to do. And I don't know what effect it might have had on him.
He was--well, judging from what I could hear, he was in a state that
was--that was pretty near to--to--”
While he was hesitating Martha Phipps finished the sentence. “To what
they put people in asylums for,” she said, emphatically. “He was, there
is no doubt about that. It's a mercy he didn't find you, Nelson. And if
I were you I wouldn't take any such chances again.”
“I shan't, you needn't worry. When Lulie and I meet after this it will
be--Humph! well, I don't know where it will be. Even the graveyard
doesn't seem to be safe. But I must go. Tell Lulie I got away safe and
sound, thanks to Mr. Bangs here. And tell her to 'phone me to-morrow.
I'm anxious about Cap'n Jeth. Sometimes I think it might be just as well
if I went straight to him and told him--”
Again Martha interrupted.
“My soul, no!” she exclaimed. “Not now, not till he gets that 'small
dark man' notion out of his head.”
“I suppose you're right. And Mr. Bangs has set him guessing on that,
too. Honestly, Mr. Bangs, you've just about saved--well, if you haven't
saved everybody's life you've come pretty near to saving the cap'n's
reason, I do believe. How Lulie and I can ever thank you enough I don't
know.”
Galusha turned red. “Ah--ah--don't--ah--please don't,” he stammered. “It
was just--ah--a silly idea of mine. On the spur of the moment it came to
me that--ah--that the medium person hadn't said WHO the small, dark man
was. And as I am rather dark perhaps--and small, certainly--it occurred
to me to claim identity. Almost every one else had received some sort
of--ah--spirit message and, you see, I didn't wish to be neglected.”
“Well, it was the smartest dodge that I ever heard of. By jingo, it was!
Say, you don't suppose Cap'n Jeth will take it seriously and begin to
get down on YOU, do you?”
Martha looked grave. “I was wonderin' that myself,” she said.
Galusha smiled. “Oh, dear no,” he said. “I think there is no danger of
that, really. But, Mr. Howard, in regard to that--ah--cap of yours, I...
Eh?... Um... Why, dear me, I wonder--”
“Why is it you wonder, Mr. Bangs?” asked Martha, after a moment's wait.
“Why--ah--considering that that cap of Mr. Howard's is one which, so
you and he say, he is in the habit of wearing, and that many people have
often seen him wear, I was wondering--Dear me, yes, that might explain.”
“Explain what?”
“Why, it occurred to me that as that cap was hanging in
the--ah--entry--the little hall off Captain Hallett's dining room--when
the people came in, and as the medium person--Miss--ah--bless me, what
IS her name?--as she came in with the rest, it occurred to me that she
might have seen the cap and--”
Miss Phipps clapped her hands. “She saw it and knew whose it was,” she
cried, excitedly. “Of course she did! THAT'S how she guessed the
small, dark man was in the house. THAT'S how 'Little Toddy Blossom,' or
whatever her name is, got so smart all at once. Well, well! Of course,
of course!”
“It--ah--occurred to me that that might possibly explain,” observed
Galusha, placidly.
“It does. But, Nelson, what set Marietta and her spirits after you in
particular? Has she got any grudge against you?”
“Not that I know of, Martha. She knows I don't take any stock in her
kind of spirit messages. I don't think she likes me very well on that
account.”
“Well, perhaps, that is reason enough. Or perhaps she just happened the
first time to mention the small dark man hit or miss and Cap'n Jethro
pinned the tag to you; after that she did her best to keep it there.
Well, thanks to Mr. Bangs, the cap'n isn't as sure as he was, that's
some comfort.”
Martha accompanied Nelson to the door. After he had gone and she
returned to the sitting room she found her lodger standing, lamp in
hand, at the foot of the stairs.
“Goin' to turn in, Mr. Bangs?” she asked. “Goin' to bed, I mean? Father
always used to call it turnin' in; it's a saltwater way of sayin' it,
just as so many of his expressions were. I guess you must be pretty
tired. I know I am. Take it by and large--that is another of father's
expressions--we've had an excitin' evenin'.”
Galusha admitted the fact. His landlady regarded him with an odd
expression.
“Do you know,” she said, suddenly, “you are the most surprisin' person I
ever met, Mr. Bangs?... There! I didn't mean to say that,” she added.
“I was thinkin' it and it sort of spoke itself, as you might say. I beg
your pardon.”
“Oh, that's quite all right, quite, Miss Phipps,” Galusha assured her.
“I have no doubt you are perfectly correct. No doubt I am surprising;
at least most people seem to find a peculiar quality in most of
my--ah--actions.” He smiled his gentle smile, and added, “I presume it
must be a part of my profession. In books, you know--in novels--the
few I have read--the archaeologist or the scientific man or the college
professor is always peculiar.”
She shook her head. “That isn't just what I meant,” she said. “So far as
that goes I've generally noticed that folks with little brains are fond
of criticizin' those with bigger ones. Part of such criticisms is 'don't
understand' and the rest is plain jealousy. But what I meant by callin'
you surprisin' was--was--Well,” with a half laugh, “I might just as well
say it plain. Ever since you've been here, Mr. Bangs, the feelin' has
been growin' on me that you were probably the wisest man in the world
about some things and the most simple and impractical about others. Over
there in Egypt you know everything, I do believe. And yet right down
here on Cape Cod you need somebody to keep Ras Beebe and Raish Pulcifer
from cheatin' you out of your last cent. That's what I thought.
'Mr. Bangs is wonderful,' I said to myself, 'but I'm afraid he isn't
practical.' And yet to-night, over there, you were the only practical
one amongst us.”
Galusha protested. “Oh, no, Miss Phipps,” he said. “Dear me, no. My
claiming to be the small, dark man was, as I said, merely a silly notion
which came to me. I acted on the spur of the moment. It was nothing.”
“It was about everything,” stoutly. “It was your notion, as you call it,
that saved Cap'n Jethro from findin' Nelson Howard in that front hall;
and savin' him from that saved us from havin' a crazy man on our hands,
I truly believe. And you did it so right on the instant, so matter of
fact and common sense. Really, Mr. Bangs, I--I don't know what to say to
you.”
Galusha smiled. “You said it before,” he observed, “when you said you
were surprised. I am surprised myself. Dear me, yes.”
“Don't! That was a foolish thing for me to say and you mustn't take
it the wrong way. And your bringing Nelson's hat over here instead of
leavin' it in that entry for more of Marietta's crowd to notice and, ten
to one, recognize! We all knew it was hangin' there. I saw Nelson hang
it there, myself, when he came in. But did _I_ think to take it out of
sight? Did _I_--Why, what is it? What's the matter?”
Her lodger was protesting violently. “Don't, don't, don't, Miss Phipps,”
he begged. “Please don't! You see, that hat--that cap of Mr. Howard's--”
“Yes, you brought it over here.”
“Yes, I--I brought it over. I brought it--but--”
“But what?”
“But I didn't know that I did. I must have been thinking of something
else when I went after my things and it is a mercy that I took my own
coat. It was only by accident that I took the--ah--young man's cap. I
was under the impression that it was my own. I presume my own cap is
hanging in the Hallett entry at this moment.... Ah--good-night, Miss
Phipps. Good night. I have had a very pleasant evening, very pleasant
indeed.”