A GUY AND A SKIRT

Danny "Gunner" Patrick was tired and disgusted. He had walked for

several hours imagining that he was following a spoor, but he had

seen nothing of his erstwhile companion. He was thirsty, and so cast

frequent glances in the direction of the lake.

"T'ell!" he muttered. "I ain't goin' to tail that guy no longer till I

get me a drink. My mouth feels like I'd been eating cotton for a week."

He turned away from the cliffs and started down in the direction of the

lake, the inviting waters of which sparkled alluringly in the afternoon

sun; but the beauties of the scene were wasted upon the "Gunner," who

saw only a means of quenching his thirst.

The way led through a field of scattered boulders fallen from the

towering rim above. He had to pick his way carefully among the smaller

ones, and his eyes were almost constantly upon the ground. Occasionally

he was compelled to skirt some of the larger masses, many of which

towered above his head obstructing his view ahead.

He was damning Africa in general and this section of it in particular

as he rounded the corner of an usually large fragment of rock, when

suddenly he stopped and his eyes went wide.

"Geeze!" he exclaimed aloud. "A broad!"

Before him, and coming in his direction, was a golden-haired girl

attired in a single, scant piece of rough material. She saw him

simultaneously and halted.

"Oh," exclaimed Jezebel with a happy smile. "Who are thou?" but as she

spoke in the language of the land of Midian the "Gunner" failed to

understand her.

"Geeze," he said. "I knew I must of come to Africa for something, and I

guess you're it. Say kid, you're about all right. I'll tell the world

you are all right."

"Thank you," said Jezebel in English. "I am so glad that you like me."

"Geeze," said Danny. "You talk United States, don't you? Where you

from?"

"Midian," replied Jezebel.

"Ain't never heard of it. What you doin' here? Where're your people?"

"I am waiting for Lady Barbara," replied the girl, "and Smith," she

added.

"Smith! What Smith?" he demanded.

"Oh, he is beautiful," confided Jezebel.

"Then he ain't the Smith I'm lookin' for," said the "Gunner." "What's

he doin' here, and who's this Lady Barbara dame?"

"Abraham, the son of Abraham, would have killed Lady Barbara and

Jezebel if Smith had not come and saved us. He is very brave."

"Now I know it ain't my Smith," said Danny, "though I ain't sayin'

he ain't got guts. What I mean is he wouldn't know enough to save no

one--he's a geologist."

"Who are you?" demanded Jezebel.

"Call me Danny, Kid."

"My name is not kid," she explained sweetly. "It is Jezebel."

"Jezebel! Geeze, what a monicker! You look like it ought to be

Gwendolyn."

"It is Jezebel," she assured him. "Do you know who I hoped you'd be?"

"No. Now just tell me, kid, who you supposed I was. Probably President

Hoover or Big Bill Thompson, eh?"

"I do not know them," said Jezebel. "I hoped that you were the

'Gunner.'"

"The 'Gunner'? What do you know about the 'Gunner,' kid?"

"My name is not kid, it is Jezebel," she corrected him, sweetly.

"Oke, Jez," conceded Danny, "but tell me who wised you up to the

'Gunner' bozo."

"My name is not Jez, it is--"

"Oh, sure kid, it's Jezebel--that's oke by me; but how about the

'Gunner'?"

"What about him?"

"I just been a-askin' you."

"But I don't understand your language," explained Jezebel. "It sounds

like English, but it is not the English Lady Barbara taught me."

"It ain't English," Danny assured her, seriously; "it's United States."

"It is quite like English though, isn't it?"

"Sure," said the "Gunner." "The only difference is we can understand

English but the English don't never seem to understand all of ours. I

guess they're dumb."

"Oh, no, they're not dumb," Jezebel assured him. "Lady Barbara is

English, and she can talk quite as well as you."

Danny scratched his head. "I didn't say they was dummies. I said they

was dumb. Dummies can't talk only with their mits. If a guy's dumb, he

don't know nothing."

"Oh," said Jezebel.

"But what I asked you is, who wised you up to this 'Gunner' bozo?"

"Can you say it in English, please," asked Jezebel.

"Geeze, what could be plainer? I ask who told you about the 'Gunner'

and what did they tell you?" Danny was waxing impatient.

"Smith told us. He said the 'Gunner' was a friend of his; and when I

saw you I thought you must be Smith's friend, hunting for him."

"Now, what do you know about that!" exclaimed Danny.

"I have just told you what I know about it," explained the girl; "but

perhaps you did not understand me. Perhaps you are what you call dumb."

"Are you trying to kid me, kid?" demanded the "Gunner."

"My name is not--"

"Oh, all right, all right. I know what your name is."

"Then why do you not call me by my name? Do you not like it?"

"Sure, kid--I mean Jezebel--sure I like it. It's a swell handle when

you get used to it. But tell me, where is old Smithy?"

"I do not know such a person."

"But you just told me you did."

"Oh, I see," cried Jezebel. "Smithy is the United States for Smith. But

Smith is not old. He's quite young."

"Well, where is he?" demanded Danny, resignedly.

"We were captured by the beautiful men from North Midian," explained

Jezebel; "but we escaped and ran away. We ran in different directions,

but we are going to meet tonight farther south along the cliffs."

"Beautiful men?" demanded the "Gunner." "Did old Smithy let a bunch of

fairies hoist him?"

"I do not understand," said Jezebel.

"_You_ wouldn't," he assured her; "but say, kid--"

"My name--"

"Aw, forget it--you know who I mean. As I was saying, let's me and you

stick together till we find old Smithy. What say?"

"That will be nice, the 'Gunner,'" she assured him.

"Say, call me Danny, k--Jezebel."

"Yes, Danny."

"Geeze, I never knew Danny was such a swell monicker till I heard you

say it. What say we beat it for the big drink down there? I got me such

a thirst my tongue's hanging out. Then we can come back to this here

rock pile and look for old Smithy."

"That will be nice," agreed Jezebel. "I, too, am thirsty." She sighed.

"You can not know how happy I am, Danny."

"Why?" he asked.

"Because you are with me."

"Geeze, k--Jezebel, but you're sure a fast worker."

"I do not know what you mean," she replied, innocently.

"Well, just tell me why you're happy because I'm with you."

"It is because I feel safe with you after what Smith told us. He said

he always felt safe when you were around."

"So that's it? All you want is a protection guy, eh? You don't like me

for myself at all, eh?"

"Oh, of course I like you, Danny," cried the girl. "I think you are

beautiful."

"Yeah? Well, listen, sister. You may be a swell kidder--I dunno--or you

may be just a dumb egg--but don't call me no names. I know what my pan

looks like; and it ain't beautiful, and I ain't never wore a béret."

Jezebel, who only caught the occasional high spots of Danny's

conversation, made no reply; and they walked on in the direction of the

lake, in silence, for some time. The forest was some little distance

away, on their left, and they had no knowledge of what was transpiring

there, nor did any sound reach their ears to acquaint them with the

misfortune that was befalling Lady Barbara and Lafayette Smith.

At the lake they quenched their thirst, after which the "Gunner"

announced that he was going to rest for a while before he started back

toward the cliffs. "I wonder," he said, "just how far a guy can walk,

because in the last two days I've walked that far and back again."

"How far is that?" inquired Jezebel.

He looked at her a moment and then shook his head. "It's twice as

far," he said, as he stretched himself at full length and closed his

eyes. "Geeze, but I'm about all in," he murmured.

"In what?"

He deigned no reply and presently the girl noted from his altered

breathing that he was asleep. She sat with her eyes glued upon him,

and occasionally a deep sigh broke from her lips. She was comparing

Danny with Abraham, the son of Abraham, with Lafayette Smith and

with the beautiful men of North Midian; and the comparison was not

uncomplimentary to Danny.

The hot sun was beating down upon them, for there was no shade here;

and presently its effects, combined with her fatigue, made her drowsy.

She lay down near the "Gunner" and stretched luxuriously. Then she,

too, fell asleep.

The "Gunner" did not sleep very long; the sun was too hot. When he

awoke he raised himself on an elbow and looked around. His eyes fell

on the girl and there they rested for some time, noting the graceful

contours of the lithe young body, the wealth of golden hair, and the

exquisite face.

"The kid's sure some looker," soliloquized Danny. "I seen a lotta

broads in my day, but I ain't never seen nothin' could touch her.

She'd sure be a swell number dolled up in them Boul Mich rags. Geeze,

wouldn't she knock their lamps out! I wonder where this Midian burgh is

she says she comes from. If they's all as swell lookin' as her, that's

the burgh for me."

Jezebel stirred and he reached over and shook her on the shoulder.

"We'd better be beatin' it," he said. "We don't want to miss old Smithy

and that dame."

Jezebel sat up and looked about her. "Oh," she exclaimed, "you

frightened me. I thought something was coming."

"Why? Been dreaming?"

"No. You said we'd have to beat something."

"Aw, cheese it! I meant we'd have to be hittin' the trail for the big

rocks."

Jezebel looked puzzled.

"Hike back to them cliffs where you said old Smithy and that Lady

Barbara dame were going to meet you."

"Now I understand," said Jezebel. "All right, come on."

But when they reached the cliffs there was no sign of Smith or Lady

Barbara, and at Jezebel's suggestion they walked slowly southward in

the direction of the place where she and the English girl had hoped to

make a crossing to the outer world.

"How did you get into the valley, Danny?" asked the girl.

"I come through a big crack in the mountain," he replied.

"That must be the same place Smith came though," she said. "Could you

find it again?"

"Sure. That's where I'm headed for now."

It was only mid-afternoon when Danny located the opening into the

fissure. They had seen nothing of Lady Barbara and Smith, and they were

in a quandary as to what was best to do.

"Maybe they come along and made their getaway while we was hittin' the

hay," suggested Danny.

"I don't know what you are talking about," said Jezebel, "but what I

think is that they may have located the opening while we were asleep

and gone out of the valley."

"Well ain't that what I said?" demanded Danny.

"It didn't sound like it."

"Say, you trying to high hat me?"

"High hat?"

"Aw, what's the use?" growled the "Gunner," disgustedly. "Let's me and

you beat it out of this here dump and look for Smithy and the skirt on

the other side. What say?"

"But suppose they haven't gone out?"

"Well, then we'll have to come back again; but I'm sure they must have.

See this foot print?" He indicated one of his own, made earlier in the

day, which pointed toward the valley. "I guess I'm getting good," he

said. "Pretty soon that Tarzan guy won't have no edge on me at all."

"I'd like to see what's on the other side of the cliffs," said Jezebel.

"I have always wanted to do that."

"Well, you won't see nothin' much," he assured her. "Just some more

scenery. They ain't even a hot dog stand or a single speakeasy."

"What are those?"

"Well, you might call 'em filling stations."

"What are filling stations?"

"Geeze, kid, what do you think I am, a college perfessor? I never saw

anyone who could ask so many questions in my whole life."

"My name--"

"Yes, I know what your name is. Now come on and we'll crawl through

this hole-in-the-wall. I'll go first. You follow right behind me."

The rough going along the rocky floor of the fissure taxed the

"Gunner's" endurance and his patience, but Jezebel was all excitement

and anticipation. All her life she had dreamed of what might lie in the

wonderworld beyond the cliffs.

Her people had told her that it was a flat expanse filled with sin,

heresy, and iniquity, where, if one went too far he would surely fall

over the edge and alight in the roaring flames of an eternal hades; but

Jezebel had been a doubter. She had preferred to picture it as a land

of flowers and trees and running water, where beautiful people laughed

and sang through long, sunny days. Soon she was to see for herself, and

she was much excited by the prospect.

And now at last they came to the end of the great fissure and looked

out across the rolling foothills toward a great forest in the distance.

Jezebel clasped her hands together in ecstasy. "Oh, Danny," she cried,

"how beautiful it is!"

"What?" asked the "Gunner."

"Oh, everything. Don't you think it is beautiful, Danny?"

"The only beautiful thing around here, k--Jezebel, is you," said Danny.

The girl turned and looked up at him with her great blue eyes. "Do you

think I am beautiful, Danny?"

"Sure I do."

"Do you think I am _too_ beautiful?"

"There ain't no such thing," he replied, "but if they was you're it.

What made you ask?"

"Lady Barbara said I was."

The "Gunner" considered this for some moments. "I guess she's right at

that, kid."

"You like to call me Kid, don't you?" asked Jezebel.

"Well, it seems more friendly-like," he explained, "and it's easier to

remember."

"All right, you may call me Kid if you want to, but my name is Jezebel."

"That's a bet," said Danny. "When I don't think to call you Jezebel,

I'll call you kid, Sister."

The girl laughed. "You're a funny man, Danny. You like to say

everything wrong. I'm not your sister, of course."

"And I'm damn glad you ain't, kid."

"Why? Don't you like me?"

Danny laughed. "I never seen a kid like you before," he said. "You sure

got me guessin'. But at that," he added, a little seriously for him,

"they's one thing I ain't guessin' about and that's that you're a good

little kid."

"I don't know what you are talking about," said Jezebel.

"And at that I'll bet you don't," he replied; "and now kid, let's sit

down and rest. I'm tired."

"I'm hungry," said Jezebel.

"I ain't never see a skirt that wasn't but why did you have to bring

that up? I'm so hungry I could eat hay."

"Smith killed a kid and we ate some of that," said Jezebel. "He wrapped

the rest up in the skin and I suppose he lost it when the North Midians

attacked us. I wish--"

"Say," exclaimed Danny, "what a dumb-bell I am!" He reached down into

one of his pockets and brought out several strips of raw meat. "Here

I been packin' this around all day and forgets all about it--and me

starvin' to death."

"What is it?" asked Jezebel, leaning closer to inspect the unsavory

morsels.

"It's pig," said Danny as he started searching for twigs and dry grass

to build a fire, "and I know where they is a lot more that I thought I

couldn't never eat but I know now I could--even if I had to fight with

the maggots for it."

Jezebel helped him gather wood, which was extremely scarce, being

limited to dead branches of a small variety of artemisia that grew on

the mountain side; but at length they had collected quite a supply, and

presently they were grilling pieces of boar meat over the flames. So

preoccupied were they neither saw three horsemen draw rein at the top

of a ridge a mile away and survey them.

"This is like housekeeping, ain't it?" remarked the "Gunner."

"What is that?" asked Jezebel.

"That's where a guy and his girl friend get hitched and go to doin'

their own cooking. Only in a way this is better--they ain't goin' to be

no dishes to wash."

"What is hitched, Danny?" asked Jezebel.

"Why--er," Danny flushed. He had said many things to many girls in his

life, many of them things that might have brought a blush to the cheek

of a wooden Indian; but this was the first time, perhaps, that Danny

had felt any embarrassment.

"Why--er," he repeated, "hitched means married."

"Oh," said Jezebel. She was silent for a while, watching the pork

sizzling over the little flames. Then she looked up at Danny. "I think

housekeeping is fun," she said.

"So do I," agreed Danny; "with you," he added and his voice was just a

trifle husky. His eyes were on her; and there was a strange light in

them, that no other girl had ever seen there. "You're a funny little

kid," he said presently. "I never seen one like you before," and then

the neglected pork fell off the end of the sharpened twig, with which

he had been holding it, and tumbled into the fire.

"Geeze!" exclaimed Danny. "Look at that!" He fished the unsavory

looking morsel from the ashes and flames and surveyed it. "It don't

look so good, but I'm goin' to fool it. I'm goin' to eat it anyway. I

wouldn't care if a elephant had sat on it for a week--I'd eat it, and

the elephant, too."

"Oh, look!" cried Jezebel. "Here come some men and they are all black.

What strange beasts are they sitting on? Oh, Danny, I am afraid."

At her first exclamation the "Gunner" had turned and leaped to his

feet. A single look told him who the strangers were--no strangers to

him.

"Beat it, kid!" he cried. "Duck back into the crack, and hit the trail

for the valley. They can't follow you on gee-gees."

The three _shiftas_ were already close; and when they saw that they

had been discovered they spurred forward at a gallop, and yet Jezebel

stood beside the little fire, wide eyed and frightened. She had not

understood the strange argot that the "Gunner" employed in lieu of

English. "Beat it" and "duck" and "hit the trail" had not been included

in the English idiom she had gleaned from Lady Barbara Collis. But even

had she understood him it would have made no difference, for Jezebel

was not of the clay that is soft in the face of danger, her little feet

not of the kind that run away, leaving a companion in distress.

The "Gunner" glanced behind him and saw her. "For God's sake run, kid,"

he cried. "These are tough guys. I know 'em," then the _shiftas_ were

upon him.

To conserve ammunition, which was always scarce and difficult to

obtain, they tried to ride him down, striking at him with their rifles.

He dodged the leading horseman; and as the fellow reined in to wheel

his mount back to the attack, the "Gunner" leaped to his side and

dragged him from the saddle. The mount of the second _shifta_ stumbled

over the two men and fell unhorsing its rider.

The "Gunner" seized the long rifle that had fallen from the hands of

the man he had dragged down and scrambled to his feet. Jezebel watched

him in wide eyed wonder and admiration. She saw him swing the rifle

like a club and strike at the third horseman, and then she saw the one

he had first grappled lunge forward and, seizing him around the legs,

drag him down, while the second to be unhorsed ran in now and leaped

upon him just as the remaining _shifta_ struck him a heavy blow on the

head.

As she saw him fall, the blood gushing from an ugly wound in his

head, Jezebel ran forward to him; but the _shiftas_ seized her. She

was thrown to the back of a horse in front of one of them, the others

mounted, and the three galloped away with their prisoner, leaving Danny

"Gunner" Patrick lying motionless in a welter of his own blood.

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