CHAPTER VII.

THE VILLAGE.

WALK TO THE VILLAGE—BANNOCKSTONE BRIDGE—A WILD LEGEND—THE CHURCH AND

SCHOOLS—INNS—THE ENGLISH OPIUM EATER—MRS. ROBINSON—JENKIN SYKE—HAUSE

BANK—PARKGATE—HIGHTHWAITE, &C.

As you will, most probably, be rather stiff, not to say saddle sick,

with your last long and rough ramble, I may calculate upon your being

disposed to make this a short and easy one; so what say you to a

saunter through the village of Church Conistone? You are possibly aware

that there are two Conistones, the designation of each possessing an

ecclesiastical character. The district around the uppermost part of

the lake, and for half a mile down the western shore, and two or three

miles down the eastern, is called Monk Conistone, and forms a part of

the parish of Hawkshead; whilst Church Conistone, lying on the west of

the lake and Yewdale beck, and extending to Torver in one direction and

Fell-foot in another, is a chapelry in the parish of Ulverstone.

The road leading from the Waterhead to the village runs for some

distance along the edge of the lake, and is delightfully shaded with

trees, chiefly oaks. On the right, a single range of extensive level

fields divides it from the finely-wooded Guards hill; on the left, the

wavelets of the lake run upon a gentle grassy slope close up to the

roadside, and, occasionally, in very wet weather, the lake extends its

waters across the road and the fields beyond it, leaving pedestrians no

other choice but wading or walking back.

[Sidenote: THE ROADSIDE.]

Where the road makes a sudden sweep to the right, and leaves the water

side, you may notice the miniature docks and piers where slate, &c.,

are shipped for the lake foot on its way to the sea, and the scene of

the only fatal accident known to have occurred in Conistone lake. The

first houses you approach are the buildings belonging to the Thwaite

farm, sheltering prettily under its wooded eminence, and, adjoining

them, the neat old-fashioned residence, called Thwaite Cottage; a

little further still, occupying a natural terrace on the southern

declivity of the aforesaid eminence, stands Thwaite House, or “The

Thwaite,” which commands a most comprehensive view of the vale, the

village, the mountains and the lake, in one ocular range. Saunter on,

and you soon come to a group of singular-looking buildings—built, a few

years ago, by Mr Marshall—surrounded by pretty flower-gardens which,

in the season, agreeably relieve the dismal effect of the dark blue,

or rather _light black_ stone of which the walls are constructed, with

very little mortar, lest the white should disagree with the character

of the scenery, as Mr Wordsworth avers it does: but the ivy, with its

bright green tapestry, is now rapidly covering the nakedness of these

comfortless-looking walls.

You now come to Yewdale Bridge, and, crossing it, enter Church

Conistone; but here I wish you to turn off the road, and passing

between some houses on your left, walk down the beckside for about

150 yards, and you reach a very primitive-looking bridge, formed of

two huge flags laid upon piers of ancient and substantial mason-work,

and named, with manifest propriety, “Bannockstone bridge.” It was not

this I brought you out of your way to see; but I want you to bestow

especial notice upon a large stone lying in the beck-bottom, just to

the lower side of the bridge. Though it is covered by from two to three

feet of water, Yewdale beck is so pure that you have no difficulty

in discovering that the otherwise flat surface of this stone is

interrupted by a ridge or elevation, some inches in height, occupying

one of its corners, and in the edge of that elevation nearest to you

is the deep, perfect, and unmistakeable imprint of a very large heel.

Convinced, from the time I first noticed it, that some story might be

ferretted out, to account for the production of this large heel-mark, I

took considerable pains, for which I expect your gratitude, to collect

the following facts in explanation of its traditionary origin, and now,

without amplification or comment, I retail them for your satisfaction.

[Sidenote: FRUITS OF REPENTANCE.]

In those pious and enlightened times, when the profession and practice

of witchcraft were so common that very few women could grow old and

ugly, especially if they were also poor, without being suspected of

having sold their immortal part to the Father of evil, a very old woman

whose name has not been preserved, but the certainty of whose commerce

with the devil no one ever doubted, dwelt in a hut upon the point of

land which runs into the lake near the mouth of this brook. After

practising the ordinary routine of a witchwoman’s life for several

years, it is said that, as the time drew near for the fulfilment of

her short-sighted bargain, she was seized with terror and remorse, and

resolved to try whether she might not find a means of nullifying the

agreement and evading payment of the fearful penalty to be exacted

from her in return for the evil power with which her master had endued

her old age; and, with this object, she visited a holy man, one of the

Monks of Saint Mary of Furness, who was stationed at the place now

called Bank Ground, which stands pleasantly upon the opposite side of

the lake. He, when made aware of all the bearings of the case, offered

some hope of redemption from the consequences of her contract, on the

conditions of teetotal abstinence from any future indulgence in the

[Sidenote: A MIRACLE.] evil art, _abnegation_ of the devil, his works

and devices, and a course of penance so severe and protracted, as to

make the penitent witch think the cure almost as bad as the disease;

but concern for “her pore sole,” as Winifred Jenkins pathetically

designates it, determined her to accept of Father Brian’s terms,

provided he could secure her against the power of Satan in the interim.

Being instructed to flee for her life, and to call loudly upon Father

Brian and Saint Herbert for aid, should Beelzebub come, as was likely,

to claim his own before the completion of her saving penance had

rescued her from his dreaded clutches, she returned home, and turned

over a new leaf, beginning to lead a tolerably exemplary life. As might

be expected, the other contracting party was not long in hearing of

this unpardonable breach of faith, and, one evening, he startled his

quondam disciple by making his appearance at the door of her domicile,

when she, remembering the Monk’s instructions, darted through the open

window, and fled, with the speed of light, directly up the course of

this beck, screaming loudly enough for succour as directed. She had

reached the site of this bridge, and her pursuer was just about to lay

his claws upon her, when the Saint, or the Monk, or both heard her, and

the devil’s foot, not the cloven one,—for neither dead Saint nor living

Priest can be supposed to have power over that,—but his other foot, was

set upon that stone, the heel sank into the ridge upon its surface,

and the stone hardening, he was held fast by the heel, and thus, by

the miraculous intervention of the dead Saint or the living Monk—I

cannot learn exactly whether—the penitent witch escaped; and, moreover,

ere the devil was released, Father Brian, being well versed in this

particular line of business, succeeded in obtaining possession of the

document on which the claim upon the old woman’s soul was founded, and

so was able to remit a considerable portion of her heavy penance. The

print, much too large to be produced by any human heel, is, as you

see, still there to testify to the truth of the history I have collated

for your special behoof, and, therefore, I hope that you will readily

recognise its perfect credibility.

[Illustration: CHURCH CONISTONE.]

[Sidenote: “WHERE GOD ERECTS, &c. &c.”]

You will now return to the road, and move on towards the village by the

Crown Inn, a very commodious, respectable, and well-conducted house of

entertainment for man and beast, with unexceptionable accommodation,

and a more than unexceptionable hostess. Immediately beyond it, in a

level green enclosure, having handsome iron rails on one side and low

stone walls on the other, stands an oblong barn-like building, with a

few blunt-arched windows in its dirty yellow walls, and over-topped at

its western extremity by an unsightly black superstructure of rough

stone, which some might call a small square tower badly proportioned,

and others, with apparently equal correctness, the stump of a large

square chimney. The oblong building is the church, and the level

enclosure is the church-yard, in which the almost total absence of

tombstones and the paucity of mounds lead you to the correct inference

that death is rather a rare visitant at Conistone.

If you have any desire to explore the interior of the sacred edifice,

the parish clerk, who, by the bye, is a poet of no mean pretensions,

lives in one of these cottages close at hand, and he will readily open

the doors and admit you. The only objects possessing even the smallest

interest are—first, the antique oak-chest, with its curious padlock,

which stands in the southern entrance, and in which the ancient

parochial records were deposited—and second, a plate of copper fastened

upon the wall over the Conistone Hall pew, engraven upon which in old,

but very legible characters, are the following commemorative notice and

quaint epitaph. You will perceive that there is probably an error in

the dates:—

[Sidenote: CHURCH AND SCHOOLS.]

“To the living memory of Alice Fleming, of Coningston Hall, in the

County Palatine of Lancaster, widow (late wife of William Fleming, of

Coningston Hall aforesaid, Esq., and eldest daughter of Roger Kirkby,

of Kirkby, in the said county, Esq.,) and of John Kirkby, gentleman,

her second brother, was this monument, by her three sorrowful sons,

Sir Daniel Fleming, Knight, Roger Fleming and William Fleming,

gentlemen, to their dear mother and uncle, here erected. The said John

Kirkby (having lived above thirty years with his sister, and having

given to the churches and poor of Kirkby and Coningston the sum of

£150), died a bachelor at Coningston Hall aforesaid, September 23,

A.D., 1680, and was buried near unto this place the next day. And the

said Alice Fleming died also (having outlived her late husband about

27 years, and survived five out of her eight children,) at Coningstone

Hall aforesaid, Feb. 26, 1680, and was buried in this church, close

by her said brother, Feb. 28, 1680; in the same grave where ye Lady

Bold (second wife to John Fleming, Esq., deceased, uncle to ye said W.

Fleming,) had, about 55 years before, been interred.

EPITAPH.

Spectator, stay and view this sacred ground;

See, it contains such love on earth scarce found;

A brother and a sister—and you see

She seeks to find him in mortality.

First he did leave us, then she stayed and tryed

To live without him—liked it not, and died.

Here they ly buried whose religious zeal

Appeared sincere to Prince, Church, Commonweal;

Kind to their kindred, faithful to their friends,

Clear in their lives, and cheerful at their ends.

They both were dear to them, whose good intent

Makes them both live in this one monument.

So dear is sacred love, though th’ outward part

Turn dust, it still shall linger round the heart.”

In the vestry-room there is a library consisting of theological works,

for circulation amongst the parishioners, but judging from the dusty

state of the volumes, old divinity is not a favourite study with the

reading public of Conistone. Leaving the church, you may notice,

flanking the church-yard at two of its corners, a couple of tasteful

little buildings, whose character and use you cannot well mistake. They

are the boys’ and girls’ schools, and have been conducted upon the

Home and Colonial School system, which, during the three or four years

it has been tried here, has given great satisfaction.

[Sidenote: THE BLACK BULL.]

Opposite to the school and to the church gates, stands the Black Bull

Inn, one of that low-browed, old-fashioned, roomy and snug class of

public houses once so numerous in all the rural districts of England,

but now fast disappearing before the sweep of modern improvement, or,

if you like it better, modern innovation—and around whose ample hearths

“the rude forefathers of the hamlet” were wont to muddle their brains,

whilst settling the affairs of the parish, or discussing those of the

country;—

“Where village statesmen talked with looks profound,

And news much older than their ale went round.”

This same Black Bull derives a sort of classical interest from being

the “Howf” where the English Opium-eater took up his quarters, when

he made his two unsuccessful attempts to accept Mr Wordsworth’s

invitation to visit him at Grasmere. You want to know what made the

attempts unsuccessful! Upon my word, I can scarcely tell you; but I

can give you Mr De Quincey’s own account of the matter, as detailed in

his interesting autobiographical sketches in _Tait’s Magazine_:—“My

delay”—in accepting a long-standing invitation—“was due to anything

rather than to waning interest. On the contrary, the real cause of

my delay was the too great profundity, and the increasing profundity

of my interest in this regeneration of our national poetry; and the

increasing awe, in due proportion to the decaying thoughtlessness of

boyhood, which possessed me for the character of its author. So far

from neglecting Wordsworth, it is a fact, (and Professor Wilson who,

without knowing me in those, or for many subsequent years, shared my

feelings towards both the poetry and the poet, has a story of his

own experience somewhat similar to report)—it is a fact, I say, that

twice I had undertaken a long journey expressly for the purpose of

paying my respects to Wordsworth; twice I came so far as the little

rustic inn (at that time the sole inn in the neighbourhood) at Church

Conistone—the village which stands at the north-western angle of

Conistone Water; and on neither occasion could I summon confidence

enough to appear before him. * * * The very image of Wordsworth, as

I pre-figured it to my own planet-struck eye, crushed my faculties

as before Elijah or St. Paul. Twice, as I said, did I advance as far

as the lake of Conistone, which is about eight miles from the church

at Grasmere, and once I absolutely went forward from Conistone to

the very gorge of Hammerscar, from which the whole vale of Grasmere

suddenly breaks upon the view. Catching one glimpse of this loveliest

of landscapes, I retreated like a guilty thing, for fear I might

be surprised by Wordsworth, and then returned faint-heartedly to

Conistone, and so to Oxford _re infectâ_. This was in 1806—and thus

far, from mere excess of nervous distrust in my own powers for

sustaining a conversation with Wordsworth, I had, for nearly five

years, shrunk from a meeting for which, beyond all things under heaven,

I longed. These, the reader will say, were foolish feelings.” Very

possible, indeed, that the reader _may_ say so, Mr De Quincey! more

particularly if he hold with me the opinion that the man who records

his experience of those feelings, is, though inferior in genius,

certainly superior in scholastic acquirements to the object of his

idolatrous awe.

[Sidenote: DE QUINCEY’S IDOLATRY.]

[Sidenote: HISTORY OF A HOSTESS.]

At the period of the English opium-eater’s sojourn at the Black Bull,

its domestic affairs would be under the control of Mrs Robinson,

the eldest daughter of “Wonderful Walker,” and quite as wonderful a

person, in her way, as her more celebrated father. In early life,

she was wooed, won, and privately married by a respectable working

miner named Bamford, who subsequently obtained an appointment as

sub-agent and clerk at the Leadhills Mines, in Dumfriesshire. During

her husband’s protracted last illness, she, having in common with all

Parson Walker’s children, received an excellent education, discharged

his duties as clerk, or accountant, in a manner so satisfactory to the

Mining Managers, that, after his death, she was allowed to continue in

his office and lift his salary, until an alteration in the management

caused her removal. She then returned to her father at Seathwaite

Parsonage, and she continued with him for some time, until her favour

was sought by her second “venture,” Robinson. To his pretensions the

patriarchal pastor was, however, unfavourable, and he kept such strict

watch upon their movements, that they found it impossible to transact

the requisite courtship in a satisfactory manner, until she contrived

to give her lover an impression of the out-door key in _dough_, and

he got a duplicate manufactured therefrom, which admitted him to her

society when “Wonderful Walker” was safe in the land of dreams. At

these stolen meetings, a marriage was arranged, which came off in spite

of all obstacles, and they settled on the farm called Townend, on the

eastern side of Conistone Lake. A simple anecdote I have heard, may

serve to illustrate Mrs Robinson’s shrewd and upright character. One

Sunday afternoon, some Conistone youths crossed the lake, and bought

of her husband a quantity of apples. Some dispute arising as to the

partition of the purchase, it was agreed that Robinson should divide

them. Her quick eye detected him giving a larger share to one than the

rest, when she called out, “Nay, nay, Thomas! if thou will make Tom

Park a present, bring him out some of thy own, but don’t give away other

folks’ apples.” From Townend, they removed to the Black Bull, where she

remained for many years. She discharged the duties of parish officer

in her own turn, and in that of her son-in-law, and the parish books

yet bear testimony to the beauty of her hand-writing, and the accuracy

and clearness of her accounts. She also managed a small woollen mill,

carried on here by the late Mr Gandy, of Kendal; and even in extreme

old age, when bent double by years and infirmity, so that she could

not sit upon a chair without leaning forward upon a table, she would

write for hours with her books upon her knee. Of the Black Bull there

is little more to say, than that mine especial good friend, Mrs Bell,

is, as hostess, in every respect a worthy successor of Mrs Robinson,

and if you choose to place yourself under her care, and don’t feel

comfortable, the fault will not be hers. And, lest you should be misled

and prejudiced by the identity of surname, I should tell you that she

is no connection of “Peter Bell.”

[Sidenote: THE CHURCH-BECK, &c.]

We will leave the examination of that portion of the village to the

north of the Black Bull for another convenient occasion, and you had

better now cross the bridge over the church beck, the waters of which,

from having been used at the mines in the process of dressing copper

ore, present such an appearance as might arise from some thousands of

washerwomen exercising their vocation amongst the hills, and sending

their suds down to the lake. The bed of this beck is fearfully rugged,

and reminds one of the Border stream, the Tarras, of which the old

rhyme says—

“There ne'er was ane drowned in Tarras,

Nor yet in doubt,

For ere his head could win down,

His brains would be out.”

Many years ago, a young miner, who was courting the daughter of a

blacksmith who resided at the mines, got into this beck one dark night

when it was heavily flooded, and his body was found about a quarter

of a mile below this bridge frightfully mangled. At the farther end

of the bridge stands the post-office, and, leaving it to your right,

you may ramble away down the road by Low Houses, Wraysdale Cottage,

and Gateside, and then you come to Mount Cottage, where you must stay

to inspect Mr Barrow's flower-garden, conservatory, shell grotto,

grotesquely sculptured stones, of which nature was the artist, and,

above all, his collection of busts, clerical, phrenological, general

and diabolical.

[Sidenote: “WHITTLE-GATE.”]

Immediately beyond Mount Cottage is a stile where a foot-path leading

to the Hall commences. It is called “Priest’s Stile,” and I have heard

two accounts of the origin of its appellation. First, it is said to

be so called, because a former Incumbent of Conistone died suddenly

whilst crossing it. I prefer the second derivation of the name, because

it affords an opportunity of mentioning a curious ancient custom, as

well as reason good for congratulating ourselves and our clergy upon

the progress of social improvement. In former times, the minister of

Conistone, who was also the parochial schoolmaster, had no fixed home

of his own, but held rights of “Whittlegate” over his chapelry; which

signifies that he was lodged and fed by the different householders,

each in turn, for longer or shorter periods, according to the value of

the several tenements. Conistone Hall being by far the largest property

in the chapelry, was favoured with the poor clergyman’s company, and

had the benefit of his “whittle” much more frequently than any other

residence, and consequently, on his way to and from church and school,

the Priest very often was seen using this stile, and thence arose

its name. The custom of “Whittlegate” is now all but obsolete, and,

I believe, exists only at Wastdale-head, where, I understand, the

schoolmaster is still supported on that uncomfortable system.

[Sidenote: A LONG LINK.]

Rising a short ascent called, no one knows why, Doe How, you soon

reach another cluster of dwellings, named Bowmanstead, the most

prominent amongst which are the Baptists’ Chapel and the Ship Inn;

and beyond them, a row of houses which had its name from a somewhat

odd incident. There was formerly an open ditch, called locally a

syke, across the road here; and once the funeral array of a man named

Jenkin, on the way to Ulverstone, then the only place of interment for

this part of the parish, had got near to Torver, when the mourners

discovered that the coffin had slipped, unobserved, from the “sled”

it was carried upon, and, deeming it unseemly to proceed without it,

they returned, and found it here in the syke, whence the spot is called

“Jenkin Syke” to this day.

You saunter on past the Corn-mill and cottages around it, and down a

short declivity to Hause Bank. An intelligent villager, who has resided

at Hause Bank during the whole of a long life, tells me that the

ancient cottage adjoining the smith’s shop was formerly an ale-house,

and that a neighbour, who died at a great age, when my informant was

a boy, used to relate that he remembered having seen two brothers

of the Fleming family who were staying at the Hall, go in there for

ale, and make a scramble with their change amongst the children round

the door, of whom the relater was one. The names of the brothers, he

stated, were “_Major and Roger_.” This reminiscence is remarkable, and

worthy of record, because, supposing my calculations to be correct,

it connects, by a single life, an individual of our own time with an

officer who fought under the great Duke of Marlborough, and was the son

of a gentleman who was obnoxious to Cromwell’s sequestrators, having to

pay, during the time of the Commonwealth, a large annual fine for his

loyalty. My authority is a condensed history of the Fleming family, on

referring to which I find that “Michael, the sixth son of Sir Daniel

Fleming, was Major in the regiment commanded by the Hon. Col. Stanley,

afterwards Earl of Derby, was in most of the sieges and battles in

Flanders during the reigns of King William and Queen Anne, and was

returned to Parliament for Westmorland in 1706.” I fancy he would be

great-grandfather to the estimable lady who now holds the estates and

honours of her ancient house. The other brother remembered by the old

man would be, as I have reason to believe, Sir Daniel’s eighth son,

Roger Fleming, who entered the church, and became Vicar of Brigham, a

preferment enjoyed at the present day, not by a son of the Knight of

Rydal Hall, but by a son of the Bard of Rydal Mount.

[Sidenote: ONE OF NELSON’S HEROES.]

We have not done yet with Hause Bank, for you should be told that the

old-fashioned house in the fold, surrounded by equally old-fashioned

farm-buildings, was formerly the residence of Lieutenant Oldfield,

R.N., and is still possessed by his widow.

This Mr Oldfield rose from before the mast, and was made Lieutenant by

Nelson himself, as a reward for very important service rendered on a

critical occasion—that of piloting the fleet through an intricate and

dangerous navigation at the entrance of the Baltic, previous to

——“the glorious day’s renown

When to battle fierce came forth

All the might of Denmark’s crown.”

The Danes had lifted all the buoys, and taken other measures to place

difficulties in the way of the British fleet gaining the anchorage

off Copenhagen, and no other man but Oldfield was to be found in the

whole fleet, who would undertake a pilot’s responsibility under such

circumstances.

[Sidenote: A QUOTATION.]

Leaving Hause Bank, you next pass “Piper-hole,” and soon after reach

Park-gate, the farthest houses in the village in this direction. Then

take the narrow road to your right, past the pretty farm of Outrake,

and following it for a steep half mile, it brings you out upon the

table-land high above the village, where stands the ancient hamlet of

Highthwaite, called here “Heethat,” and from which you have a grand

view of the Lake and the vales of Conistone and Yewdale. Descending by

another steep lane, you arrive at another cluster of very comfortable

cottages called Cat-bank, formerly Catherine Bank, upon the brow

beyond which stands a recently-built row of ten cottages, with large

well-tilled gardens in front.

Taking the foot-path behind these, whence the natural panorama of

the dale and village appears to vary at every few steps, you pass

one or two small groups of houses, and arrive at the steep road you

descended in returning from Seathwaite. The old-fashioned farm-houses

and cottages adjoining, which are shaded by a straggling regiment

of magnificent Scotch firs, are called Dixon-ground; and from the

flat in front of the higher farm, the whole of the upper portion of

Conistone lies spread out beneath you, and beautiful it looks; “here a

scattering, and there a clustering, as in the starry heavens.” But as

you walk down this lane, I'll tell you how Father West describes the

Conistone of nearly a century back; “the village of Conistone,” says

he, “consists of scattered houses; many of them have a most romantic

appearance, owing to the ground they stand on being extremely steep.

Some are snow-white, others grey; some stand forth on bold eminences at

the head of green enclosures, backed with steep woods; some are pitched

on sweet declivities, and seem hanging in the air; others, again, are

on a level with the lake; they are all neatly covered with blue slate,

the produce of the mountains, and beautified with ornamental yews,

hollies, and tall pines or firs. This is a charming scene, when the

morning sun tinges all with a variety of tints. In the point of beauty

and centre of perspective, a white house, under a hanging wood, gives

life to this picture. Here a range of dark rugged rocks rises abruptly,

and deeply contrasts with the transparent surface of the lake, and the

stripe of verdure that skirts their feet.

* * * * *

The hanging woods, waving enclosures, and airy sites are elegant,

beautiful, and picturesque; and the whole may be seen with ease and

pleasure.”

[Sidenote: “GOOD BYE FOR THE PRESENT.”]

I need not tell you that Conistone is greatly altered since then, but

it is for the better. It has lost none of its old beauties, and it has

gained many new ones. But here we are again at the central point of the

village, the Church bridge; and if you are as tired of rambling as I am

of raving, you will be exceedingly glad when I bid you good bye for the

present.

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