PRIVILEGED PISTOLS.

THE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER, it is rumoured, a few days since,

received a deputation of schoolboys home for the holidays, and other

young gentlemen delegated to him with a petition that he would propose a

bill for the repeal of the duty now demanded for permission to carry a

gun.

The foreboy of the memorialists, Master SMITHERS, in an address premised

with "Please Sir," informed the Right Honourable Gentleman of the object

of their application. He, and those other fellows, considered the

gun-tax an awfully hard impost, he might say imposition--out of

school-hours. It denied them a recreation they particularly wanted to

enjoy in the holidays, namely, shooting, which was fun for them as good

as for Members of Parliament. Shooting was shooting, whether you shot

sparrows or grouse. But ten bob duty was more than poor fellows could

afford.

[Illustration: Revolvers.]

JACKSON, Junior, asked why, if the tax on firearms was intended to

prevent a chap from carrying a gun, it wasn't charged just the same upon

pistols? You couldn't look into a daily paper hardly without seeing an

account of a murder committed, or somebody or other shot, or shooting

himself by accident, with a revolver, or the revolver going off on its

own accord, and killing its owner or someone else. Cads and roughs

almost all of them carried revolvers, and so it was that burglars went

about shooting policemen. If every revolver had to be loaded with a

licence, or the firearm-duty were enforced for all firearms, it would

save no end of lives. But if that didn't signify, and everybody was to

be free to carry a revolver, what use was there in what you might call

fining a fellow for leave to carry a gun?

The CHANCELLOR of the EXCHEQUER said that his young friends appeared to

him to have made out a very good case, not so much for the repeal of the

gun-duty as for its extension, if necessary, or at any rate its

enforcement, as regarded revolvers, upon which the existing duty might

require to be increased to an amount which would effectually limit the

possession of those dangerous weapons. Meantime he would consult his

colleagues, who, he was assured, would give this question their most

serious consideration.

The young gentlemen then gave three groans for the CHANCELLOR of the

EXCHEQUER, and bolted.

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