A SCHOOLMASTER ABROAD

It is a small world that flocks to Switzerland for the Christmas

holidays. It is also a world largely composed of that particular class

which really did provide Doctor Dollar with the majority of his cases.

He was therefore not surprised, on the night of his arrival at the great

Excelsior Hotel, in Winterwald, to feel a diffident touch on the

shoulder, and to look round upon the sunburned blushes of a quite recent

patient.

George Edenborough had taken Winterwald on his wedding trip, and nothing

would suit him and his nut-brown bride but for the doctor to join them

at their table. It was a slightly embarrassing invitation, but there was

good reason for not persisting in a first refusal. And the bride carried

the situation with a breezy vitality, while her groom chose a wine

worthy of the occasion, and the newcomer explained that he had arrived

by the afternoon train, but had not come straight to the hotel.

"Then you won't have heard of our great excitement," said Mrs.

Edenborough, "and I'm afraid you won't like it when you do!"

"If you mean the strychnine affair," returned Dollar, with a certain

deliberation, "I heard one version before I had been in the place an

hour. I can't say that I did like it. But I should be interested to know

what you both think about it all."

Edenborough returned the wine-list to the waiter with sepulchral

injunctions.

"Are you telling him about our medical scandal?" he inquired briskly of

the bride. "My dear doctor, it'll make your professional hair stand on

end! Here's the local practitioner been prescribing strychnine pills

warranted to kill in twenty minutes!"

"So I hear," said the crime doctor, dryly.

"The poor brute has been frightfully overworked," continued Edenborough,

in deference to a more phlegmatic front than he had expected of the

British faculty. "They say he was up two whole nights last week; he

seems to be the only doctor in the place, and the hotels are full of

fellows doing their level best to lay themselves out. We've had two

concussions of the brain and one complicated fracture this very week.

Still, to go and give your patient a hundred times more strychnine than

you intended----"

And he stopped himself, as though the subject, which he had taken up

with a purely nervous zest, was rather near home after all.

"But what about his patient?" adroitly inquired the doctor. "If half

that one hears is true, he wouldn't have been much loss."

"Not much, I'm afraid," said Lucy Edenborough, with the air of a Roman

matron turning down her thumbs.

"He's a fellow who was at my private school, just barely twenty-one, and

making an absolute fool of himself," exclaimed Edenborough, touching his

glass. "It's an awful pity. He used to be such a nice little chap, Jack

Laverick."

"He was nice enough when he was out here a year ago," the bride

admitted, "and he's still a sportsman. He won half the toboggan races

last season, and took it all delightfully; he's quite another person

now, and gives himself absurd airs on top of everything else. Still, I

shall expect Mr. Laverick either to sweep the board or break his neck.

He evidently wasn't born to be poisoned."

"Did he come to grief last year, Mrs. Edenborough?"

"He only nearly had one of his ears cut off, in a spill on the ice-run.

So they said; but he was tobogganing again next day."

"Doctor Alt looked after him all right then, I hear," added Edenborough,

as the champagne arrived. "But I only wish _you_ could take the fellow

in hand! He really used to be a decent chap, but it would take even you

all your time to make him one again, Doctor Dollar."

The crime doctor smiled as he raised his glass and returned compliments

across the bubbles. It was the smile of a man with bigger fish to fry.

Yet it was he who came back to the subject of young Laverick, asking if

he had not a tutor or somebody to look after him, and what the man meant

by not doing his job.

In an instant both the Edenboroughs had turned upon their friend. Poor

Mr. Scarth was not to blame! Poor Mr. Scarth, it appeared, had been a

master at the preparatory school at which Jack Laverick and George

Edenborough had been boys. He was a splendid fellow, and very popular in

the hotel, but there was nothing but sympathy with him in the matter

under discussion. His charge was of age, and in a position to send him

off at any moment, as indeed he was always threatening in his cups. But

there again there was a special difficulty: one cup was more than enough

for Jack Laverick, whose weak head for wine was the only excuse for him.

"Yet there was nothing of the kind last year," said Mrs. Edenborough, in

a reversionary voice; "at least, one never heard of it And that makes it

all the harder on poor Mr. Scarth."

Dollar declared that he was burning to meet the unfortunate gentleman;

the couple exchanged glances, and he was told to wait till after the

concert, at which he had better sit with them. Was there a concert? His

face lengthened at the prospect, and the bride's eyes sparkled at his

expense. She would not hear of his shirking it, but went so far as to

cut dinner short in order to obtain good seats. She was one of those

young women who have both a will and a way with them, and Dollar soon

found himself securely penned in the gallery of an ambitious ballroom

with a stage at the other end.

The concert came up to his most sardonic expectations, and he resigned

himself to a boredom only intensified by the behavior of some crude

humorists in the rows behind. Indifferent song followed indifferent

song, and each earned a more vociferous encore from those gay young

gods. A not unknown novelist told dialect stories of purely territorial

interest; a lady recited with astounding spirit; another fiddled, no

less courageously; but the back rows of the gallery were quite out of

hand when a black-avised gentleman took the stage, and had not opened

his mouth before those back rows were rows of Satan's reproving sin and

clapping with unsophisticated gusto.

"Who's this!" asked Dollar, instantly aware of the change behind him.

But even Lucy Edenborough would only answer, "Hush, doctor!" as she bent

forward with shining eyes. And certainly a hairpin could not have been

dropped unheard before the dark performer relieved the tension by

plunging into a scene from _Pickwick_.

It was the scene of Mr. Jingle's monologue on the Rochester coach--and

the immortal nonsense was inimitably given. Yet nobody could have been

less like the emaciated prototype than this tall tanned man, with the

short black mustache, and the flashing teeth that bit off every word

with ineffable snap and point.

"Mother--tall lady, eating sandwiches--forgot the

arch--crash--knock--children look round--mother's head off--sandwich in

her hand--no mouth to put it in----" and his own grim one only added to

the fun and swelled the roar.

He waited darkly for them to stop, the wilful absence of any amusement

on his side enormously increasing that of the audience. But when it came

to the episode of Donna Christina and the stomach-pump, with the

culminating discovery of Don Bolaro Fizzgig in the main pipe of the

public fountain, the guffaws of half the house eventually drew from the

other half the supreme compliment of exasperated demands for silence.

Mrs. George Edenborough was one of the loudest offenders. George

himself had to wipe his eyes. And the crime doctor had forgot that there

was such a thing as crime.

"That chap's a genius!" he exclaimed, when a double encore had been

satisfied by further and smaller doses of Mr. Jingle, artfully held in

reserve. "But who is he, Mrs. Edenborough?"

"Poor Mr. Scarth!" crowed the bride, brimming over with triumphant fun.

But the doctor's mirth was at an end.

"That the fellow who can't manage a bit of a boy, when he can hold an

audience like this in the hollow of his hand?"

And at first he looked as though he could not believe it, and then all

at once as though he could. But by this time the Edenboroughs were

urging Scarth's poverty in earnest, and Dollar could only say that he

wanted to meet him more than ever.

The wish was not to be gratified without a further side-light and a

fresh surprise. As George and the doctor were repairing to the

billiard-room, before the conclusion of the lengthy program, they found

a group of backs upon the threshold, and a ribald uproar in full swing

within. One voice was in the ascendent, and it was sadly indistinct;

but it was also the voice of the vanquished, belching querulous

futilities. The cold steel thrusts of an autocratic Jingle cut it

shorter and shorter. It ceased altogether, and the men in the doorway

made way for Mr. Scarth, as he hurried a disheveled youth off the scene

in the most approved constabulatory manner.

"Does it often happen, George?" Dollar's arm had slipped through his

former patient's as they slowly followed at their distance.

"Most nights, I'm afraid."

"And does Scarth always do what he likes with him--afterward?"

"Always; he's the sort of fellow who can do what he likes with most

people," declared the young man, missing the point. "You should have

seen him at the last concert, when those fools behind us behaved even

worse than to-night! It wasn't his turn, but he came out and put them

right in about a second, and had us all laughing the next! It was just

the same at school; everybody was afraid of Mostyn Scarth, boys and men

alike; and so is Jack Laverick still--in spite of being of age and

having the money-bags--as you saw for yourself just now."

"Yet he lets this sort of thing happen continually?"

"It's pretty difficult to prevent. A glass about does it, as I told you,

and you can't be at a fellow's elbow all the time in a place like this.

But some of Jack's old pals have had a go at him. Do you know what

they've done? They've taken away his Old Etonian tie, and quite right

too!"

"And there was nothing of all this last year?"

"So Lucy says. I wasn't here. Mrs. Laverick was, by the way; she may

have made the difference. But being his own master seems to have sent

him to the dogs altogether. Scarth's the only person to pull him up,

unless--unless you'd take him on, doctor! You--you've pulled harder

cases out of the fire, you know!"

They had been sitting a few minutes in the lounge. Nobody was very near

them; the young man's face was alight and his eyes were shining. Dollar

took him by the arm once more, and they went together to the lift.

"In any case I must make friends with your friend Scarth," said he. "Do

you happen to know his number?"

Edenborough did--it was 144--but he seemed dubious as to another

doctor's reception after the tragedy that might have happened in the

adjoining room.

"Hadn't I better introduce you in the morning?" he suggested with much

deference in the lift. "I--I hate repeating things--but I want you to

like each other, and I heard Scarth say he was fed up with doctors!"

This one smiled.

"I don't wonder at it."

"Yet it wasn't Mostyn Scarth who gave Doctor Alt away."

"No?"

Edenborough shook his head as they left the lift together. "No, doctor.

It was the chemist here, a chap called Schickel; but for him Jack

Laverick would be a dead man; and but for him again, nobody need ever

have heard of his narrow shave. He spotted the mistake, and then started

all the gossip."

"I know," said the doctor, nodding.

"But it was a terrible mistake! Decigrams instead of milligrams, so I

heard. Just a hundred times too much strychnine in each pill."

"You are quite right," said John Dollar quietly. "I have the

prescription in my pocket."

"_You_ have, doctor?"

"Don't be angry with me, my dear fellow! I told you I had heard one

version of the whole thing. It was Alt's. He's an old friend--but you

wouldn't have said a word about him if I had told you that at first--and

I still don't want it generally known."

"You can trust me, doctor, after all you've done for me."

"Well, Alt once did more for me. I want to do something for him, that's

all."

And his knuckles still ached from the young man's grip as they rapped

smartly at the door of No. 144.

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