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_Secrets of the Bosphorus_ (HUTCHINSON) is one of the happily large

number of books to which time and tardy-footed justice have now added

an unwritten chapter that makes amends for all. But for the glories

of the last few months I think I could hardly have borne to read many

of these "revelations" of Mr. HENRY MORGENTHAU, sometime American

Ambassador to Turkey. They make strange and often tragic reading. One

of them is already famous: the disclosure of the narrow margin by

which the attack of the Allied fleets upon the Dardanelles came short

of victory. For that, with all its ghastly sequence of misadventure,

no happy end can quite compensate. But one may read more pleasantly

now of the Prussian Baron WANGENHEIM, sitting the day long on a bench

before his official residence to exult publicly in what looked like

the triumphal march to Paris. Mr. MORGENTHAU has many other matters

of interest in his note-book, a large part of which is occupied by the

story, almost incredible even in an age of horrors, of the planned

slaughter by the Turkish rulers, with Germany as accessory before and

after the act, of "at least 600,000 and perhaps as many as 1,000,000"

Armenians. He rightly calls this murder of a nation probably the

blackest deed in all the foul record of the war, in which (at the

precise moment of its execution) the same people who now protest

against the severity of our terms were taking a horrible and ruthless

joy. The reminder is apt.

* * * * *

Much of the pleasure that I have just enjoyed over Mr. ARTHUR SYMONS'

essays of travel in _Cities and Sea Coasts and Islands_ (COLLINS)

belongs to the wistful joy of recollection: remembered loveliness in

the beautiful places of which he writes so vividly, remembered peace

of the quiet unpreoccupied days in which they were written. The

book is made up of three groups, studies of Spain, of London and of

certain coasts, chiefly Cornish. For several reasons I found the last

interested me most. There is entertainment in watching Mr. SYMONS,

so essentially a dweller in cities, discovering the open air like

an explorer. You know already his mastery of delicate and sensitive

words; many of these pages catch with exquisite skill the subtle charm

of the country between land and wave, as it would present itself to a

receptive summer visitor rather than the returned native. Mr. SYMONS'

similes are essentially urban; the sea (to take an example at random)

has for him "something of the colour of absinthe." In fine, though he

can and does get into his pages much of the exhilaration of a tramp

over heathery cliffs "smelling of honey and sea wind," one retains

throughout a not unpleasing consciousness of Paddington. I have left

myself too little space to deal adequately with other papers, among

which I was delighted to find again that called "Dieppe 1895," long

remembered from _The Savoy_ (though here, of course, lacking the

interpretation of the BEARDSLEY drawings). Certainly a book to read

at leisure and to keep "for further reference," perhaps in a future

when travel studies may again become of more than merely sentimental

interest.

* * * * *

Sir ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE, on the strength of _Danger! and Other Stories_

(MURRAY), may claim a place among the prophets who were not accepted

by their own country. "Danger!"--written some eighteen months before

the outbreak of war--foretells the horrors of the unrestricted use of

the submarine. In those days Sir ARTHUR could get no one to listen to

him, because "in some unfortunate way subjects of national welfare are

in this country continually subordinated to party politics." Possibly

now that we have been taught by painful experience all we want to know

about U-boat warfare, excitement in this tale is rather to seek, but

it remains a most successful prophecy. In the last story of the book

we have the author in his very worst form. "Three of Them" is a study

of children, and the only excuse I can find for it is that it must

be intended as a sop to the sentimentalists. Of the others my first

vote goes to "The Surgeon of Gaster Fell," and my second to "The

Prisoner's' Defence;" but if you are susceptible to Sir ARTHUR'S

sense of fun I can also recommend "The Fall of Lord Barrymore" and

"One Crowded Hour." Not a great collection, but just good enough.

* * * * *

Mr. ROMER WILSON has devoted the nearly three hundred pages of his

_Martin Schuler_ (METHUEN) to describing what it feels like to be a

genius, and, speaking from a very limited knowledge of this class, I

should say that he had mapped the mind of a genius of a certain sort

very well. His estimate of the creative artist's anguish of emptiness

rings true, and will, perhaps surprise the people who think that his

lot, like a policeman's, is a very happy one. His _Martin_, who struck

me as a very unpleasant young man, was a composer who meant to achieve

immortality, but turned down the broad way of musical comedy and

acquired money instead. Just in time he repented and wrote a grand

opera, and then Mr. WILSON cut short his career in a fashion that

seemed to me regrettably hackneyed, which was the only reason why I

shared the other characters' sorrow. Why so many people, all rather

nasty people too, came to devote themselves to _Martin_ I could not

discover, although I had the publisher's word for it that he was

"attractive"; but perhaps his genius accounted for it. Probably it

is my duty to declare here that _Martin_ and his friends were almost

all made in Germany before the War, but as they are exceptionally

disagreeable and quite unlikely to inspire anyone with an unjust

tenderness for their nation I have no hesitation in recommending the

book as a clever study of temperament and a just picture of a part

of the German musical world as it was when one last knew anything

about it.

* * * * *

It is all a matter of taste, of course, but personally I don't

envy Mr. J.G. LEGGE his self-imposed task of convicting the Hun out

of his own mouth of--well, of being a Hun. Germans they were and

Germans they remain, and the author goes to great lengths, even to

the length of 572 pages, to show that their peculiar qualities date

back at least as far as 1813. His _Rhyme and Revolution in Germany_

(CONSTABLE) is not so much a history of the scrambling undignified

revolutionary movements culminating in the year 1848, as a collection

of contemporary comment thereon, in prose and verse. The prose is

generally bad; the verse is generally very bad; and one turns with

relief to the author's connecting links, wishing only at times that

he would not worry about proving his point quite so thoroughly. The

bombast and the bullying, the self-pity and the cruelty, and, most of

all, the instinctive claim, typical of Germany to-day, to prescribe

one law for themselves but something quite different for the rest

of the world, run through all these quotations, even the earliest.

But the particular value of this book at the moment is its reminder

that twice already has the House of Hohenzollern humbly pledged its

All-Highest word to give constitutional government, only to resume

"divine right" at the earliest convenient moment. Ruling Germany, and

as much else as possible, with a view to the glorification of one's

personal family and one's personal God, must be an exhausting labour,

and once again the head of the dynasty is afforded an opportunity

for a respite. It is a temptation which one feels sure he will find

himself strong enough to resist if occasion serves. History and Mr.

LEGGE suggest that he will be willing--even enthusiastic--to grovel

in the dust to assist that occasion.

* * * * *

Mr. SPENCER LEIGH HUGHES is a brilliant and distinguished member of

the great brotherhood of the Press; he is also a Member of Parliament

and has devoted himself heart and soul to the propagation of his

principles on the platform. He has therefore, save in respect of great

age (he is barely sixty), every right to compile and publish a book

with the title, _Press, Platform and Parliament_ (NISBET). It is one

of the most genuinely good-tempered books I have ever read; but that

was to be expected from the author of the column signed "_Sub Rosa_,"

who had in this course of desultory writing made innumerable friends

and never lost one; and, more pleasing sport than that, had brought

two people together through a matrimonial agency conducted by W.T.

STEAD, and had met the pair many years after, to find that they were

perfectly and unexpectedly happy.

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[Illustration: _Dealer (trying to sell horse to Government Buyer)_.

"THAT 'ORSE, SIR, 'AS GONE A MILE IN A GOOD DEAL LESS THAN THREE

MINUTES."

_Government Buyer_. "ON WHAT RAILWAY?"]

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