CHAPTER VI

CARICATURE

Cannot be taught.--Where I stalk.--The ugly man.--The

handsome man.--Physical defects.--Warts.--Joachim Liszt and

Oliver Cromwell.--Pellegrini, Millais and Whistler.--The

characteristic portrait.--Taking notes.--Methods.--

Photography.--Tattersall's--Lord Lonsdale.--Lord Rocksavage.

--William Gillette.--Mr. Bayard.--The bald man.--The humorous

sitter.--Tyler.--Profiles.--Cavalry Officers.--The Queen's

uniform.--My subjects' wives.--What they think.--Bribery.--

Bradlaugh.--The Prince of Wales.--The tailor story.--Sir

Watkin Williams Wynn.--Lord Henry Lennox.--Cardinal Newman.

--The Rev. Arthur Tooth.--Dr. Spooner.--Comyns Carr.--Pigott.

--"Piggy" Palk and "Mr. Spy."

During my long and varied career as a caricaturist, I have watched

some of the great men of the century build their careers, and as men

are often known, remembered and immortalized--especially abroad--by

some idiosyncrasy selected by the capriciousness of time, so I shall

always retain of certain characters odd, and even baffling,

recollections.

The caricaturist, I am convinced, is born, not made. The facility

which comes to some artists after long practice does not necessarily

avail in this branch of art; for the power to see a caricature is in

the eye of a beholder, and no amount of forcing the perceptions will

produce the point of view of a genuine caricaturist. A good memory, an

eye for detail, and a mind to appreciate and grasp the whole

atmosphere and peculiarity of the "subject," are of course essentials

... together, very decidedly, with a sense of humour.

I have met a considerable number of people, some interesting, amusing,

extraordinary, and delightful, and some, but not many (I am glad to

say), who, as subjects, were neither desirable nor delightful.

On the turf, in the Houses of Lords and Commons, in the Church, in

Society, in the Law Courts--in fact, everywhere, I have hunted for my

victim; and, in obedience to that inevitable eye with which I was

presented at birth by my good (or bad, according to some people)

fairy, I have found him in each and all of these places. At times I

have followed the dictation of my own fancy, but more often I have

been given a certain person or personage to stalk. Of course, not

every one lends himself readily to the caricaturist, for the ideal

subject is clearly one whose marked peculiarity of feature or carriage

strikes at once the "note" which can be effectively seized and turned

to account. The handsome man with perfect features and ideal limbs,

but nothing exceptionally positive about him but his good looks, is

sometimes, for example, a decidedly difficult subject. On the other

hand, every one is caricaturable--in time, and when one knows

him--whether on account of a swagger, a movement of the wrist, curious

clothes, or of an oddly shaped and individual hat. So a longer

acquaintance and a more extended opportunity for prolonged study

renders even the beautiful man (or woman) at length a possible or even

a very good subject. Here, however, the test of the caricaturist is

revealed, for while there are many who can perceive and hit off the

obvious superficial traits of those who present themselves as

ready-made subjects, the genuine caricaturist combines a profound

sense of character with such a gift of humour as will enable him to

rise above the mere perception of idiosyncrasy or foible, and actually

to translate into terms of comedy a psychological knowledge

unsuspected by those who uncritically perceive and delight in the

finished caricature.

The painfully ugly man who has some physical defect is almost as bad

as the man with no specially named feature; for one does not wish to

be malicious, and the portraying of physical defects is not a delight

to the caricaturist. His object is rather to seize upon some absurd

but amusing idiosyncrasy all unguessed by the subject himself, and

very often by his friends, for we grow unobservant of everyday

occurrence and familiar faces. But in spite of this, we must touch

upon defects, because, for instance, sometimes an accident resulting

in a twisted leg, a curious nose, an odd thumb, will not alter a man,

but are so characteristic that to omit them would only draw attention

to their presence. I could not have left out the cyst upon the

forehead of John Stuart Mill, or the warts upon the faces of Liszt or

Joachim. In the case of the latter I was profoundly disappointed when

he grew a beard, for the warts upon his face were as marked as

Cromwell's, and one was so accustomed to them that they seemed a part

of the man.

In connection with this question of portraying a man "warts and all,"

I might cite the beautiful bust of Liszt by Boehm. Here the sculptor

left out the warts, with, it seems to me, a failure of judgment which

affects the importance of the bust as art as well as its importance as

a true image of the subject. I do not mean that I should prefer such

physical defects over-emphasized in a portrait, for that would be

absurd. It is, however, essential that an artist should not be unduly

sensitive about such blemishes. Imagine, for instance, how little we

should recognize--and how little we should appreciate--such a

bowdlerized or expurgated rendering of the oddly-marked face of Oliver

Cromwell.

This reminds me of an early caricature of my own. It was drawn on

paper with a flaw which the lithographer took for a wart; and in an

excess of zeal the lithographer copied it minutely as such. The

subject, whom I had drawn from memory, came to ask me for an

explanation, saying, "My dear fellow, I may have other blemishes; but

_really_ I have not a wart!" I was obliged to explain that the flaw in

the paper upon which I drew the original had only shown it in one

light.

In the earlier days of _Vanity Fair_ I was very often given subjects

refused by Pellegrini. Bowles would say to him, "Now I want you to

catch So-and-so," and Pellegrini would reply, "I don't like 'im. Send

Ward--'e can run after 'im better." Thus it came about that I was sent

off to stalk the undesirable subject because I was younger, and I was

obliged of course to comply with the demands of the paper and pursue

Pellegrini's uncaricaturable subjects. As an artist, Pellegrini's

likes and dislikes were curious. He could find no beauty in a

landscape, so he informed me, no matter how well depicted. Whistler's

work he adored and Millais' he detested. He was a great personal

friend of Whistler's, and, curiously enough, because Pellegrini's work

was formerly greatly opposed to Whistler's, he spent a considerable

time studying Whistler's method of painting and admiring his work.

Pellegrini became so imbued with the great painter and his ideas that

he determined to abandon caricature and give his attention to

portrait painting. His intention was to outshine Millais, whom he

found uncongenial as an artist, and whose work he prophesied would not

survive a lifetime's popularity. One of his favourite recreations was

to discuss Millais and his success in relation to himself when he had

gained fame as a painter. One day, on this subject, after working

himself up into his customary excitement, he twisted a piece of paper

into a funnel-shaped roll, and said to me:--

"Now Millais' ambitions go in like this"--pointing to the big end,

"and become this"--turning up the smaller end. "And mine begin small

and go on...." Here he opened his arms as if to embrace the infinite.

[Illustration: J. REDMOND, M.P.

1904.]

[Illustration: THE SPEAKER

(J. W. LOWTHER, M.P.).

1906.]

[Illustration: BONAR LAW, M.P.

1905.]

When Pellegrini partially abandoned caricature and took up portraiture

he attempted to become a master of painting too soon, and, inspired by

Whistler's facility, imagined that it would be easy to overcome very

quickly the difficulties of a lifetime. Occasionally, of course, he

succeeded legitimately, as in the case of "Gillie"[3] Farquhar; but,

generally speaking, if Pellegrini had a sitter who was an admirable

subject for caricature, he was unconsciously liable to put what he saw

into his portrait. His successes were great; he was undoubtedly--when

he had a "sympathetic" subject, a genius in caricature. That pleasure,

or sympathy, is one of the main elements in the success of a

caricaturist. Just as a subject may offer great temperamental

difficulties, so it frequently happens that--for some inexplicable

reason--he will at once afford an opening which a practised

caricaturist will know immediately how to turn to account. It is this

element of chance which lends a charming uncertainty to the

caricaturist's art; and it is this element also which explains in many

cases the strange success or failure of an impression, the apparent

fluctuations of an artist's talent in preserving a likeness or

translating a personality into terms of comedy. Thus it often happened

that I was fortunate in my own choice of a man, and thus, on the other

hand, that when I was sent off in a hurry to seize the peculiarities

of a man, I found he required a great deal of study, and so was

obliged to leave out the caricature and put as many characteristics in

as I could.

The "characteristic portrait," although without the same qualities as

the caricature, is sometimes more successful with one type of man.

Nature is followed more accurately, the humour is there, if there is

humour in the subject, and the work is naturally more artistic in

touch and finish, and probably a better drawing in consequence. The

caricature done from memory is wider in scope; one is not distracted

from the general impression by the various little fascinations of form

one finds in closer study. In fact, I consider that in order that the

cartoon should have a perfect result, it must be drawn firstly from

memory. Of course, little details and characteristics can be memorised

by a thumb-nail sketch, or notes upon one's shirt cuff, and for this

reason I usually watch my subject all the time. I make notes, keeping

him under observation and making the note at the same time. The sketch

made in these circumstances is frequently useless in consequence; but

it seems to impress upon my brain the special trait I have noticed.

My caricatures were often the result of hours of continual attempts,

watching my subject as he walked or drove past me, or if he were a

clergyman, as he preached, again and again. Before I pleased myself I

would make elusive sketches, feeling, as it were, my way to the

impression I had formed of him. At other times I was lucky, and the

aid of inspiration led to almost instantaneous results.

A difficulty which caused me considerable trouble was the reproduction

of my work. In early caricatures I frequently aimed at a result which,

recognized, would not survive the process of reproduction, and so I

was compelled to destroy the sketch; later in life my work became

firmer and thus enabled the copyist to produce a better result.

Pellegrini seldom failed in his precision of touch, and was equally

careful to preserve a clean line, for he traced his first work

carefully on to the final pages to ensure a good outline.

It is extraordinary how deeply-rooted the idea is that a big head and

miniature body makes a caricature, whereas, of course, it does not in

the least. I suppose the delusion is the result of suggestion from

without, from sporting papers and such-like publications. I have had

drawings sent to me, and photographs and drawings copied from

photographs, requesting that I should convey my opinions of them to a

tiny imaginary body, in the case of an author the head to be supported

by one hand, with a book of poems or a novel in the other. In all

cases I was obliged to refuse because--except in the case of a

posthumous portrait--I never draw anybody from a photograph or without

having seen and carefully studied them. (There is only one exception

to this rule, drawn at the request of _Vanity Fair_.) For the great

point I always try to seize is the indefinable and elusive

characteristic (not always physical but influencing the outward

appearance), which produces the whole personal impression of a man.

Now a photograph may give you his clothes, but it cannot extend to you

this personal influence. It is accurate, hard, and set. When I have

not been required to make a caricature I may have a sitting, and make

a drawing, which is perhaps interesting to the uninitiated, but to me

impossible, because I have not illuminated that impression by the

inspiration I have received. So I tear it up and try again--sometimes

over and over again. Frequently one requires several sittings before

one becomes familiar with one's subject, for different days and

varying moods lend entirely different aspects to the same face. As a

result one becomes, as it were, _en rapport_ with the subject before

one. A first sitting, as far as actual execution goes, counts for

nothing; occasionally my editor has said to me--"Keep to the

caricature;" but when in the attempt to obey I have made the drawing,

I have frequently lost not only portrait and caricature but also the

spontaneity as well. Often when I have finished my work, I feel I

should like to do it all again, for, although a general impression is

in many cases the best, as a result of more frequent sittings we see

characteristic within characteristic.

The face of the man who lives or studies indoors is usually more

difficult to portray than the features of the one who is very much in

the open air, because the hardening effect of constant or very

frequent out of door exposure produces more decided lines. Just as a

soldier who has seen a campaign or two on active service begins to

show signs of wear, so his face grows in interest, and the furrows

more distinct; and in the same way an old admiral is more interesting

than a young sailor whose face as yet wears no history. So it is with

the weather-beaten hunting-man and the traveller with weather-beaten

countenance.

Tattersall's was a great field for me, for there is something quite

distinctive in the dress and gait of the truly horsey man, which lends

itself to caricature.

Lord Lonsdale, for instance, is quite a type, and I studied him

entirely there. He was, and is, a delightful subject, and the drawing

eventually fetched a considerable sum in the sale of _Vanity Fair_

drawings at Christie's. Again one of my most successful caricatures

was that of Lord Rocksavage (Lord Cholmondeley) as the result of

Sunday afternoon studies at Tattersall's. Americans show a good deal

of the open-air quality to which I have alluded. I suppose the effect

of climate and the method of heating rooms "across the pond" produces

that parchment-like complexion, and the strongly-marked features of

many typical American faces. I found William Gillette (as Sherlock

Holmes) very interesting to draw in consequence; but then, of course,

I must say he is an exceptional American or are they all exceptional?

So it was in the case of the American Ambassador, Mr. Bayard, who had

accentuated features, overhanging eyebrows, and deeply set eyes. He

had a peculiar charm of manner, but was terribly deaf. Shortly after

arriving in London, he was a guest at the Mansion House at a dinner

given to representatives of Art and Literature, and was invited to

speak. He did, but one thought he would never sit down. Having been

greatly applauded at one period of his speech, this gave him an

impetus to go on, but the guests grew wearied and restless, and in

consequence, rattled their glasses and clattered their knives and

forks. Mr. Bayard, who was really saying delightful things, took this

for applause and continued his speech indefinitely. Afterwards, the

Lady Mayoress, remarking upon the unfortunate incident, said to me, "I

am ashamed of those of my guests who behaved so badly during the

Ambassador's speech. I do hope you were not one of them." I was glad

to be able to assure her of my innocence, and that I was too engrossed

in Mr. Bayard's appearance to follow very closely his speech.

My best subjects are those who possess the greatest possibilities of

humour. I divide human nature into two classes (as a caricaturist, I

mean), those who are funny and those who are not. People say to me

sometimes, "So-and-so has a big nose--suppose you make it bigger," or

words to that effect. My reply is that a big nose made even bigger,

need not in itself be funny. The bald man usually insists upon keeping

on his hat, forgetting that his bald head contains a good deal in it,

is frequently much more interesting than a well-covered cranium, and

is nothing to be ashamed of.

The knowledge of human nature, of the foibles, and vanities of man

that come with one's study of caricature is extraordinary, one does

not come to know a man until he becomes a model for the time being and

disports himself in a variety of ways according to his character,

temperament, or personality.

[Illustration: HENRY KEMBLE. 1907.]

[Illustration: H. BEERBOHM TREE. 1890.]

[Illustration: GERALD DU MAURIER. 1907.]

WILLIAM GILLETT [Illustration: (_Sherlock Holmes_). 1907.]

There is the man one does not dare caricature in his presence, but

contents oneself with studying and noting carefully; and the man one

thinks one dare caricature and finds to one's surprise that he takes

offence; and the man who comes and says, "So-and-so is splendid, you

must do him. D'you know old Tommy What's-his-name? he's capital now,

ain't he?" and seeing one observing him, "Now I myself, for instance,

I've nothing peculiar about me. If you were to caricature me, my

friends wouldn't recognize me." Then there is another type who comes

to the studio and dictates as to the style of work one must adopt in a

particular caricature; and yet another to whom nature has been unkind,

and whom one lets down easily because one has a feeling of compassion,

as I have said, for people so burdened through no fault of their own.

One no longer feels surprise when they say, roaring with laughter,

"Very funny, and haven't you been hard on me!... but still it's not

bad as a joke!"

Others are very amusing; they come to my studio and settle themselves

down as though they were at the photographer's, then suddenly exclaim,

"Oh! I forgot. The photographer tells me this is my worst side, I must

turn the other towards you if you don't mind." I then thanked him for

the tip, as it was the worst I preferred; on one occasion a well-known

fighting Colonel who went by the nickname of "Pug" (being so like one)

called at my studio to see his caricature which he had been told was

very like him. He asked where it was. I said, "On the mantelpiece,"

which he had already scanned. "No! No!" he uttered; "that is not me.

No one could possibly take that for me. I was called 'Bull Dog' in my

regiment" (but he was better known as "Pug") "and that thing couldn't

possibly fight. You know it yourself. For heaven's sake do me full

face." As there was no getting rid of him I was compelled, with a soft

heart, to obey; and as I thought I saw a tear in his eye I drew him

again. He was much relieved, but I wasn't. In the first caricature I

had put the "Pug's" tail on to the crook of his stick which he held

behind him, as it so much resembled one. After this I had to keep the

profile drawing from publication. But the sensations one experiences

on realizing one's profile for the first time, are certainly

appalling. When I was a boy I never examined my features at all, I

just accepted myself, and got used to seeing my face in the glass as I

brushed my hair, and it did not strike me as being specially

offensive; I wished, I must say, that nature had been more generous,

but my wishes did not worry me or verge into vague longings after

extreme beauty, nor did the sight of myself alarm me until one day I

went to my tailor's, where the mirrors were many and large, with a

clever arrangement enabling the customer to view himself _en profile_.

In the course of the interview a personal view of my coat from the

side was required, and gazing into the mirror I glimpsed a sudden

impression of my face from the side.

I left the shop, extremely depressed, for I came to the rapid

conclusion _I looked the sort of person sideways that I should have

disliked if I had known him_.

It is sad to think few men know their own profile. I once had some

very unpleasant moments with a cavalry officer owing to our difference

of opinion as to the contour of his legs, and the set of his

trousers. He came to my studio looking rather like a musical comedy

colonel (although he was a soldier to the backbone), very smart with

his perfectly tailored clothes, very tight trousers, immaculate shoes

and very well groomed throughout, very typical of the sort of man an

actor would delight in as a model. His entrance to my studio was just

as full of dash, with great eclat he gave himself into my hands,

saying, "Do what you like with me, I don't mind anything. Have a good

old shot at me just for a joke--I'm a bit of a caricaturist myself."

After standing a little while he grew tired, and as is frequently the

case, self-conscious, and began to wonder why he came, and in

consequence became rather depressed. A spell of fidgeting seized him,

and he expressed a desire to see the drawing, which I informed him was

against the rules.

"Oh, damn it all, let's have a look," he expostulated, and to keep him

quiet I was obliged to show him my work.

"Hang it, I didn't come here to be made a pigmy of!" he shouted.

"You'd better put a bit on the legs--they're not like that!"

It was getting near lunch time, so I went on working for another five

minutes or so, when presently he wanted to look again. Remonstrating,

I said, "You'll spoil the drawing if you keep on interrupting."

But he insisted upon another glance to reassure himself; this time he

was angry.

"I'm not coming here to have the Queen's uniform insulted!" and

looking deeper into the drawing: "and my nose doesn't turn round the

corner like that."

I expostulated, and presently he stood once more. After the same brief

interval he bounced over again.

"I won't have the Queen's uniform ridiculed. My ears are not so large

as that--you must cut a bit off them...."

At this I retired to the sofa, tired out, and determined to settle my

recalcitrant soldier.

"Look here," I began, "I didn't ask you here to teach me my business.

I really can't continue under your instructions."

"Oh, very well," he said, changing his tone, "I'm sure we're both

hungry, and I think you'd better come with me and have a bit of lunch

at my club, and we'll settle this after."

I agreed, thinking perhaps he had been out of humour. We had an

excellent lunch and parted good friends. Before leaving he said, "I

have no doubt you'll see there was something in my suggestion, and

I'll come again to-morrow."

I finished the drawing, without further discussion, but he did not

leave my studio looking quite happy, and he carefully ascertained

before getting the address of the lithographers who were going to

reproduce the drawing. I heard afterwards that he lost very little

time in paying them a visit and begging them to cut a considerable

piece off the ears, which they informed him was impossible as they had

no right of alterations, and it would be quite against their

principles.

An officer in my unhappy subject's regiment said to me afterwards,

that the result was greatly appreciated at Aldershot, but that they

were all greatly disappointed to find that I had flattered him!

My caricatures are frequently described as "gross" by the wife who is

hurt by the pencil that points a joke at her husband's peculiarities;

or she says, "Why don't you do my husband as you did So-and-so!"

(referring to a decided and unsparing caricature). I have been described

as unkind; or sometimes when, carried away by a fascinating subject, I

have perhaps not sufficiently controlled my pencil, I have been accused

of "brutality." The truth is that in working one may not intend anything

personal, or for one moment imagine any one could take the result

seriously; but the finished work, made with a detailed, and possibly

inhuman devotion to one's own conception, strikes the beholder in a mood

entirely different. Very few of those who admire a caricature realize

that its satire lies, not in any personal venom, but in the artist's

detached observation of life and character. In the early days of _Vanity

Fair_ people viewed caricature as something entirely new, and in the

light of this novelty viewed it in the right spirit; later they grew

particular, and, as they frequently paid (from which I did not benefit),

an entirely new type of subject came to me; it was as though a spirit of

commercialism crept between me and my sitters.

[Illustration: FIFTH EARL OF PORTSMOUTH,

1876.]

[Illustration: MAJOR OSWALD AMES (OZZIE).

1896.]

[Illustration: EARL OF LONSDALE.

1879.]

A subject whom I strongly caricatured, pleased me by saying when

introduced to him, "No man is worth _that_ (snapping his fingers) if

he can't join in a laugh against himself."

I remember going to lunch with a very rich man (for the purpose of

studying him), who would insist on looking at my rough notes in spite

of my protestations to the effect that they were only notes, not

drawings. He became highly incensed.

"I may be stoutish," he exclaimed, "but I'm not a fat, dumpish figure

like that. Now wouldn't it be a good and a new idea if you were to

make me different. You see my friends know me as a short, round man,

it would be so funny and quite a novelty if you were to make me tall

and thin. Now you think it well over--it would be quite a departure in

caricature."

I intimated that I thought the idea was rather far-fetched and that it

was possible that his friends would prefer him as nature had made him.

"If you want to please me, you must make me tall," he said. "I'll come

to your studio and pay you a visit and perhaps buy some of your

work--if you satisfy me in this respect."

I told him I was not accustomed to be bribed in that manner and wished

I had not accepted his hospitality. There are people who think they

can do anything by bribery. They call at one's studio, and hint that

one shall paint a portrait of them and go as far as to point out how

it shall be done, and what the price shall be. Others, when one has

done a mere drawing of them, imagine that they have been tremendously

caricatured and complain bitterly.

If it had not been a question of time and money, I would not have

encouraged sitters in my studio at all. When I became pressed for

time, however, it was impossible to seek my subjects, especially when,

with the exception of men of definite public position, I was not

always sure of finding them. One interesting point in connection with

the men whom one finds only in such places as the House of Commons, is

the fact that one is then at the mercy of the lighting of the

building. This frequently accounts for bad portraits and

unrecognizable caricatures, for lighting falsifies extraordinarily.

Of course I had innumerable sitters who were delightful in every way,

and many who, if they were peculiar, were otherwise good sorts; but I

am chiefly concerned at this moment with the strange stories of the

exceptional cases that have astonished me from time to time. A

peculiarity of some of my sitters in which I have rarely found an

exception, is as to their professed ability to stand. I do not like to

tire my sitters, and I usually tell them I am afraid they will find a

position wearisome, which they deny, telling me at the same time that

standing for hours is not in the least tedious to them. Half an hour

goes by--and they start to sigh and fidget, and presently give in, and

finally confess they had not expected it to be such an ordeal--and

always with the air of having remarked something entirely original. I

have noticed, too, the brightness of step with which my sitters enter

my studio, and, after a long sitting, the revived brightness brought

about by the mention of lunch.

Bradlaugh, who was a willing subject, asked me upon entering my studio

rather breezily whether I wished him to stand upon "'is 'ead or 'is

'eels," so he quite appreciated the situation.

There are people who become nervous about their clothes. I have known

a peer object to spats because they did not look nice in a picture.

One man who was a noted dandy grew very concerned about his trousers.

After making innumerable efforts to persuade him to stand still, I was

obliged to wait while he explained about his clothes.

"My trousers are usually perfect, and without a crease," he said,

bending to look at them, while he bagged out the knees and found

creases in every direction. The more creases he saw the more concerned

he became and looked at them in grieved surprise as though he had

never seen them before.

A sitter who worried over his clothes came to me in the form of a

gentleman from Islington, who wore the most extraordinary trousers,

for which he continually apologized, and seemed quite oblivious of the

fact that I was drawing him in profile. Every other moment he would

turn full face to me with some remark ending with another apology for

his trousers (which reminded me of the first Lord Lytton's, they were

so wide at the foot).

"Please remember I am drawing you in profile," I would interject

occasionally, as he turned his face to me, and each time he would try

to remember, apologize for his nether garments, and his forgetfulness,

raising his hat and bowing to me at every apology. Why he was so

conscious of his clothes I do not know, unless he found their cut

necessary to Islington.

_A propos_ of clothes. After being at Tattersall's one day, I went

with Mr. Sterling Stuart to lunch, and afterwards we proceeded to his

dressing-room to choose a suit which he was to wear when I drew his

caricature. As he gave me a free hand I found one which attracted my

eye immediately; it was an old tweed with a good broad, brown stripe,

and I felt there was no question to which was the best for my purpose.

He appeared the next day in my studio looking the pink of perfection,

and as I surveyed him I suddenly realized with dismay that his

trousers did not match the incomparable coat. I drew his attention to

what I imagined was an oversight.

"Well, my boy! do you think," he said, "that the man who built that

coat could have lived to build the trousers too?"

[Illustration: THE REV. R. J. CAMPBELL.

1904.]

[Illustration: STERLING STUART

(_The Hatter_)

1904.]

[Illustration: FATHER BERNARD VAUGHAN.

1907.]

Not long after my cartoon of the Prince of Wales appeared, I was

passing by a tailor's shop and I saw a reproduction in the window.

Feeling slightly curious as to its exact object there, I went to look,

and on closer examination found that the ingenious tailor was using it

as a form of advertisement, and underneath was written:--

"The very best coat that I've seen the Prince wear

Was drawn by the artist of _Vanity Fair_."

The sensitiveness of people with a tendency towards corpulency is also

at times provocative of trouble. Sir Watkins William Wynn, who sat for

me on one occasion, was quite a portly old gentleman, and, presumably

in order to conceal his stoutness from my notice, he buttoned his coat

before taking up his position. As an inevitable result, a number of

well marked creases made their appearance in the region of his

watch-chain, and these I naturally included in my drawing. When he

subsequently saw the latter he refused at first to believe that so

many creases existed, but after I had finally convinced him of their

presence he went straight off to his tailor's and bestowed the blame

on him. No doubt the tailor profited in the long run; however, I

fancy, as a matter of fact, that I have been of service to a good many

tailors in my time. For many of the notabilities I have cartooned

seemed altogether unaware of their habilatory shortcomings till they

were confronted with them in my drawings.

Self-conceit is the keynote of the story of a noble lord who called

upon me at my studio with a view to my "putting him in _Vanity Fair_."

I was very busy at the time, and had consequently to suggest the

postponing his appointment till a later hour, whereupon he took great

offence and refused to return at all. But I was determined he should

not escape me, and I took the opportunity at an evening party to study

him thoroughly. When his caricature appeared he was so chagrined that

he dyed his hair, which was white, to a muddy brown, in order that he

should not be recognized.

An old gentleman of great position in the world who came to my studio,

had a very red nose. After the sitting, as he was leaving, he said

rather shyly:--

"I hope you will not be too generous with your carmine, as it might

give the public a wrong impression, and it is an unfortunate fact that

both my grandfathers, my father, and myself all have had red noses,

and all are total abstainers."

Another subject was restless to a degree, and walked about the room

instead of permitting me to draw him.

"Hope you won't keep me very long," he said, "I'm never still for a

moment, I'm always walking about my room. You'd better do me with a

book in my hand as though I were dictating to my clerk."

I was rather disconcerted, for this was not to be a caricature, but a

characteristic portrait.

"But," I said, "your friends won't know you so. Anyway, go on

walking."

I made little notes as I watched him, and after he had been walking

some time I began to hope that he would be getting tired, when he

stopped short and said:--

"No! You'd better do me with my hand on my waistcoat."

"Very well," I replied, "we'll begin again."

In this position I began a drawing of him, when he decided it would

not do.

"Oh, well," I said, "sometimes you sit down, don't you? And it seems

to me a very natural thing to do. Suppose I draw you that way?"

Mark Twain was another subject who came under the category of the

"walkers." I had a good deal of difficulty in getting hold of him, but

when I eventually caught him at his hotel, I found him decidedly

impatient.

"Now you mustn't think I'm going to sit or stand for you," he told me,

"for once I am up I go on."

The whole time I watched him he paced the room like a caged animal,

smoking a very large calabash pipe and telling amusing stories. The

great humorist wore a white flannel suit and told me in the course of

conversation that he had a dress suit made all in white which he wore

at dinner-parties. He had just taken his Honorary Degree at Oxford,

and he rather wanted to put his gown on, but I preferred to "do" him

in the more characteristic and widely-known garb. He struck me as

being a very sensitive man, whose nervous pacings during my interview

were the result of a highly strung temperament. The only pacifying

influence seemed to be his enormous pipe which he never ceased to

smoke.

When I think of all the good stories I have missed when I have been

studying these really humorous people, I regret that my attention must

be centred on my work regardless of the delightful personalities which

sometimes it has been my good fortune to meet.

I should like to be able to wind up my sitters like mechanical toys,

to be amusing to order. What a lot of trouble it would save!

A clever amateur caricaturist once wanted me to paint his portrait,

and during his sittings gave me his views upon caricature. He informed

me that he had no compunction whatever in doing a caricature upon the

physical defects of his subjects, and that if, for instance, a man had

... well ... a decidedly large stomach, he would not hesitate to

increase it.

After several sittings I made one of the best drawings and

characteristic portraits I have ever done, as he appealed to me as a

subject, for he was individual in his dress, and his hat had a

character which is rare nowadays.

But during the progress of the work, he was self-conscious and

awkward, which is a result curious in a man who had a clever gift of

caricature, himself. However, I did not exaggerate my work to the

extent of producing a caricature, and gave him more credit than to

expect me to flatter him. But it seemed that I expressed his bulk more

truthfully than was tactful, for it appeared he had undergone a

dieting process and considered himself quite sylph-like in

consequence. When the drawing was in the hands of the lithographers I

went down to see the proof, and to my surprise this man turned up. He

appeared to be very friendly, shook hands, and expressed the usual

polite banalities. I was a trifle puzzled, but I heard afterwards that

he went to the office the next day with his lawyer to look at the

drawing, and said to him:--

"Don't you consider this to be a most offensive caricature of me?" (He

imagined I was intending to insult him.)

This resulted in publication being forbidden, whereupon the

lithographers informed him that the drawing was already finished, and

all the expense of reproduction incurred. He accordingly paid what was

necessary, and it was never published, so I heard no more of the

matter.

Some time after I met his medical adviser, whom I told of this

extraordinary hallucination as to my intentions. He appeared amused.

"Oh!" he said, "he is really a very good fellow; but it's been a mania

with him to reduce his stomach, and he was under the impression that

he'd succeeded."

My methods of studying my subjects vary considerably, and the most

successful of my caricatures have been without exception those which

were made without the knowledge of the persons portrayed. After all,

this is nothing more than natural, for by watching a man unawares one

more successfully catches his little tricks of manner, and to some

extent his movements, all of which are carefully concealed when he

comes in the guise of a complacent sitter to the studio. And so, for

the purpose of frank caricature, one prefers to rely upon memory.

I have spent such a considerable time in public places of interest

that I fear I am quite well known to the police. Not infrequently I

have been detected in the act of obtaining my victims (by the pen),

for I discovered the following account in a newspaper: "An amusing

incident occurred one evening in the House of Commons Lobby in

connection with the caricaturist and a victim. I had seen 'Spy'

silently and patiently stalking a new member (Mr. Keir Hardie) with a

striking and tempting personality. The new member, however, was

nervous, having apparently an instinctive idea that he was being

pursued, for he moved restlessly about, casting suspicious glances all

round him. An evening or two after I was surprised to see 'Spy' and

his victim engaged in a friendly conversation, the artist taking

advantage of the opportunity to examine every detail of face and

figure. It seems that the new member thought he recognized a friend in

his pursuer, and not knowing what he was after, he went up to him

feeling that he had found refuge, and that here at least was one man

who did not want to sketch him. I need hardly say that 'Spy' took full

advantage of the chase, and not long after this the victim appeared in

_Vanity Fair_."

That reminds me of the time when Lord Henry Lennox came up to me in

the Lobby.

"My dear," he said in his usual characteristic manner, "you see that

little man over there--I detest him--he caricatured me and made me

appalling."

He took a violent dislike to Pellegrini, who had seized upon his

obvious stoop with a wonderful touch, and converted it into one of his

finest caricatures.

Cardinal Newman quite unconsciously placed me in rather an awkward

dilemma. At the time when I was anxious to stalk him I heard he was in

Birmingham; so I went to Euston Station, and had actually bought my

railway ticket when suddenly I caught sight of his Eminence upon the

platform. Here was an opportunity not to be missed! I saw him go into

the buffet and followed him. He sat down at a small table and ordered

soup. I took a seat opposite and ordered food also, studying him

closely while he partook of it. But I was not altogether satisfied,

and I felt anxious to see him again. So I travelled down to

Birmingham, and on the following day I called at the Oratory and asked

one of the priests there at what time the Cardinal was likely to go

out. Evidently, in spite of my protests, the priest concluded that I

wanted an audience with Cardinal Newman, for saying that he would

apprize him of my visit, he disappeared. My object had been to perfect

my former study by a further glimpse; and a personal interview was

really the last thing I desired. There was accordingly nothing left

for me but to bolt!

[Illustration: CANON LIDDON.

1876.]

[Illustration: CARDINAL NEWMAN.

1877.]

[Illustration: THE DEAN OF WINDSOR (WELLESLEY).

1876.]

My most comical search was probably one in which I was assisted by Mr.

Gibson Bowles. It took place in Holloway Gaol. The Rev. Arthur Tooth,

"the Man of the Mount," and that most celebrated ritualist, was in

durance vile.

"Awkward," said Mr. Bowles, "but we must certainly have him. Let me

see.... I'm the Secretary to the Persian Relief Fund.... Come along,

Ward."

What possible connection could exist between the Persian Relief Fund

and the Rev. Arthur Tooth I failed utterly to see, but apparently Mr.

Bowles made the authorities at Holloway see it, for we got safely

through, and I had the unique experience of observing the Reverend

gentleman as he posed behind the bars.

I found Mr. Bowles an invaluable second when studying my subjects, he

was so thoroughly a man of the world and withal so tactful and

resourceful that I was glad when we worked in company. It was a great

help for me, and I was able to employ my attention in observing while

he took the responsibility of conversations and entertainment of the

subject entirely off my hands. Sometimes I disconcerted my friends,

who were all unaware of the promptings of the caricaturist's

conscience. I was walking down St. James' Street one day with a friend

discussing the subjects of the day with easy equanimity when I saw

Brodrick the Warden of Merton (whom I had been hoping to catch for

weeks). I suddenly grew quite excited, and, seeing him turn a corner,

I rushed on in pursuit. My friend begged me to desist, and, finding me

deaf to his entreaties, left me. I followed Mr. Brodrick into a shop,

had one long look at him, and went home to complete a caricature that

came with immediate success.

On occasions, disguise has been necessary for a "complete stalk"--when

I was endeavouring to obtain a glimpse of Doctor Spooner (known to

fame as the creator of Spoonerisms), I started by means of

masquerading as a student in cap and gown, and as the renowned

gentleman's sight was very bad indeed, he was a pretty safe man to

tackle. My methods were, of course, well known to the real

undergraduates who aided me to the best of their ability; but on this

occasion one student in the front row nearly gave me away. Suddenly

turning round in the middle of the lecture, he inquired in a loud

stage whisper, "How are you getting on?"

"Hush! He'll see," I remonstrated.

"Oh!" exclaimed the undergraduate, "that's all right if he does. I'll

tell him you're my guv'nor!"

Mr. Comyns Carr, an old and valued friend of mine, always divided my

work into two classes, one of which he was pleased to term the

"_beefs_" and the other the "_porks_." He begged me, when I was

painting his own cartoon, to put him among the "porks." I promised I

would and did my best to prevent his face from becoming too florid.

But apparently my labours were in vain, or else the lithographers

failed me, for after the drawing was published, Comyns Carr greeted me

at the club with the words, "Oh, Leslie! I'm among the 'beefs' after

all!"

I regretted the fact, but unfortunately the fault was not mine. The

reproduction was limited to the number of colours, so that there was

no happy medium for the lithographers; if the reproducers wanted a

florid effect, the face appeared red all over, if the drawing was a

"pork" with a red rose in his coat and a faint colour in his cheeks,

they made the face all red and used the same colour for the rose.

OXFORD DONS.

[Illustration: DR JOWITT

(_Master of Balliol_).

1876.]

[Illustration: DR SPOONER

(_Dean, New College_).

1898.]

[Illustration: PROFESSOR ROBINSON ELLIS

(Professor of Latin).

1894.]

One of the difficulties of my position as a caricaturist for a

newspaper came home to me on the occasion of the visit to my studio of

a Queen's Messenger.

I was extremely busy at the time, and was, luckily for me, quite

unable to accede to his request that I should immediately make a

drawing of him, as he was shortly to appear in _Vanity Fair_. Making

an appointment for the next day he took his departure. I _called_ upon

my editor on the following day, and while in conversation I remembered

my engagement, and breaking it off suddenly, prepared to go.

"Who is your sitter?" said he.

I referred to the gentleman in question, who I imagined had been sent

to me from my editor.

"I won't have that man. I have made no arrangement. He's been

bothering me to put him in for years."

"What shall I do then?" I said. "This is very awkward for me."

"Tell him we've got too many Queen's Messengers already."

I hurried off and found my poor rejected sitter waiting with a thick

stick, the presence of which he began to explain before I could make

my apologies to him. He told me that he had bought the weapon, not in

self-defence, or with an idea of attack, but because he thought it was

most characteristic of him.

I then had to interrupt him with my excuses which was a most

disagreeable task.

"Oh," he said, "that's only an excuse for not putting me in. I see

it."

He flushed very red and showed a little temper, for he had been

endeavouring for some time to be placed upon the list of subjects in

_Vanity Fair_ and without success.

After some discussion, during which, in some sympathy with his

annoyance, I anxiously watched the stick, he slunk out of the studio

with an air greatly different from the spruce and upright demeanour of

his arrival.[4]

An awkward predicament in which I was the innocent arbitrator came

about through a very gross caricature by another artist (I do not

remember whom) of Mr. Pigott the censor of plays and a very old

friend; I believe it was unpleasant, for he wrote to me and said he

wished he had been put in my hands. I do not know whether I am wrong

in saying so, but it was rather odd his writing to ask my advice, for

he was strongly in favour of suing _Vanity Fair_ for libel. At all

events I called upon him and advised him to ignore the matter. He

reassured me by saying, "Well, I've already come to that conclusion

myself since writing my letter. I've seen my solicitors who gave me

the same advice, but I still wish I'd been done by you."

A friend of mine came to me once and said, "You simply must make a

drawing of 'Piggy' Palk, he's such a splendid subject--have you ever

seen him? I'm sure if you had you couldn't resist making a caricature

of him."

"Very well," I said. "Give me an opportunity of meeting him--what's he

like?"

"I must introduce you to him first, we'll get up a little dinner--he

shall be there--at the Raleigh Club. We'll introduce you as 'Mr.

Spy'--don't forget that he wears an eyeglass, because he's nothing

without it."

When the evening came I was placed on the opposite side of the table

to the young man, where I had a good opportunity of studying his

features, which were diminutive, with the exception of his ears which

were enormous. I waited and waited for the eyeglass to appear (for as

my friend had truly said, his face was nothing without it), and

finally got up from dinner full of disappointment. There were several

other guests who were quite aware of my identity, and all attempted to

help me in my object, but without success, a fact which created no

little amusement among us.

My host pressed his friend to join our party in his rooms, and

"Piggy," as his friends called him, to my horror, said that he had

another engagement; when, however, he was informed that there would be

attractive young ladies among the party, he altered his mind. On

arriving we were received by these charming ladies, who contributed to

the evening's fun by entering very completely into the open secret of

my visit. We had a piano and plenty of fun and chaff, and under cover

of the evening's amusement I took in "Piggy" Palk. I was introduced to

the most attractive of the ladies and enlisted her services on my

behalf over the eyeglass. My friend at once introduced "Piggy" to her,

and she induced him to produce the eyeglass. After some preliminary

conversation she began:

"Oh, Lord Haldon, I see you have an eyeglass, do you ever wear it?

Sometimes an eyeglass improves a man's appearance immensely, I should

like to see how you look in one."

"Oh, yes," he said, "I sometimes wear it!" And so he put it into his

right eye.

"Yes, it suits you very well. You don't make such faces as some people

do in wearing it."

He was flattered.

"Now I'd just love to see if you look as nice with it in the left

eye."

The obedient young man, mollified by her flattery, did all he was

told, while I made good use of my eyes, and the company were becoming

so hilarious that they could hardly conceal their merriment while the

girl went on.

"It's really wonderful how effective it is, and how it suits you

equally in either eye."

Thinking he had made an impression, "Piggy" took her into a corner and

made himself most fascinating, assiduously retaining the eyeglass all

the time.

"He seems to be getting on very well," said one of the guests to me,

in an undertone.

[Illustration: LORD HALDON, 1882.]

I was about to reply when Lord Haldon turned to me and said:--

"Do you know, 'Mr. Spy,' that it's very bad manners to whisper?"

So addressing myself to the lady, I offered my humble apologies and

regrets for my forgetfulness (much to her amusement).

When the caricature appeared he wondered "who the fellow was who had

seen him," and tried to remember when it was he had worn lilies of the

valley in his dress coat. I wonder he did not suspect "Mr. Spy."

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