"Well, well, these things irk a ghost so. Naturally, as soon as possible

I made my way back--to be satisfied--to be satisfied that you were still

mine." He bent a piercing look upon her.

"I observe by the calendar on your writing-table that some years have

elapsed since my----um----since I expired," he added, with a faint

blush. It appears that the matter of their dissolution is, in

conversation, rather kept in the background by well-bred ghosts.

"Heigho! How time does fly! You'll be joining me soon, my dear."

She drew herself splendidly up, and he was aware of her beauty in the

full of its tenacious excellence--of the delicate insolence of Life

looking upon Death--of the fact _that she had forgotten him_.

He rose, and confronted this, his trembling hands thrust into his

pockets, then turned away to hide the dismay of his countenance. He was,

however, a spook of considerable spirit, and in a jiffy he met the

occasion. To her blank, indignant gaze he drew a card from his case,

and, taking a pencil from the secretary, wrote, beneath the name:

Quiet to the breast

Wheresoe'er it be,

That gave an hour's rest

To the heart of me.

Quiet to the breast

Till it lieth dead,

And the heart be clay

Where I visited.

Quiet to the breast,

Though forgetting quite

The guest it sheltered once;

To the heart, good night!

Handing her the card he bowed, and, through force of habit, turned to

the door, forgetting that his ghostly pressure would not turn the knob.

As the door did not open, with a sigh of recollection for his spiritual

condition, he prepared to disappear, casting one last look at the

faithless Lady. She was still looking at the card in her hand, and the

tears ran down her face.

"She has remembered," he reflected; "how courteous!" For a moment it

seemed he could contain his disappointment, discreetly removing himself

now at what he felt was the vanishing-point, with the customary

reticence of the dead, but feeling overcame him. In an instant he had

her in his arms, and was pouring out his love, his reproaches, the story

of his longing, his doubts, his discontent, and his desperate journey

back to earth for a sight of her. "And, ah!" cried he, "picture my agony

at finding that you had forgotten. And yet I surmised it in the gloom.

I divined it by my restlessness and my despair. Perhaps some lines that

occurred to me will suggest the thing to you--you recall my old knack

for versification?

"Where the grasses weep

O'er his darkling bed,

And the glow-worms creep,

Lies the weary head

Of one laid deep, who cannot sleep:

The unremembered dead."

He took a chair beside her, and spoke of their old love for each other,

of his fealty through all transmutations; incidentally of her beauty, of

her cruelty, of the light of her face which had illumined his darksome

way to her--and of a lot of other things--and the Lady bowed her head,

and wept.

The hours of the night passed thus: the moon waned, and a pallor began

to tinge the dusky cheek of the east, but the eloquence of the visitor

still flowed on, and the Lady had his misty hands clasped to her

reawakened bosom. At last a suspicion of rosiness touched the curtain.

He abruptly rose.

"I cannot hold out against the morning," he said; "it is time all good

ghosts were in bed."

But she threw herself on her knees before him, clasping his ethereal

waist with a despairing embrace.

"Oh, do not leave me," she cried, "or my love will kill me!"

He bent eagerly above her. "Say it again--convince me!"

"I love you," she cried, again and again and again, with such an anguish

of sincerity as would convince the most skeptical spook that ever

revisited the glimpses of the moon.

"You will forget again," he said.

"I shall never forget!" she cried. "My life will henceforth be one

continual remembrance of you, one long act of devotion to your memory,

one oblation, one unceasing penitence, one agony of waiting!"

He lifted her face, and saw that it was true.

"Well," said he, gracefully wrapping his cloak about him, "well, now I

shall have a little peace."

He kissed her, with a certain jaunty grace, upon her hair, and prepared

to dissolve, while he lightly tapped a tattoo upon his leg with the

dove-colored gloves he carried.

"Good-by, my dear!" he said; "henceforth I shall sleep o' nights; my

heart is quite at rest."

"But mine is breaking," she wailed, madly trying once more to clasp his

vanishing form.

He threw her a kiss from his misty finger-tips, and all that remained

with her, besides her broken heart, was a faint disturbance of the air.

THE END

Transcriber's Notes:

Page 25--Possible typo, but left it as the original. "...and contented

himself, as a rule, with creeping about the passages in =list=

slippers,..."

Page 25--arquebuse--printer typo corrected to arquebus.

Page 231--setting--printer typo corrected to sitting.

Page 255--missing word "have" inserted to: "But now I'll none of you,

for you've played with me."

Page 304--Potential typo. "...walkin' round an' round the graveyard

=lie= a six days' race fer the belt at Madison Square."

Page 325--inpatient--typo corrected to impatient. Although inpatient is

a valid word, it is incorrectly used in this instance.

Page 345--is--printer typo corrected to in.

Page 408--Possible typo, but left it as in the original. "...then the

=affection= spread to her knees and gradually extended upward."

Several instances of variant spelling of reci-pe and recipe. Left as in

the original.

From

A Southern Porch

By

Dorothy Scarborough

_A Book of Whimsy_

The author does not preach the lost art of loafing. No! Nothing so

direct as preaching. She merely loafs,--consistently, restfully,

delightfully, but with an almost fatal hypnotic persuasiveness. She is a

sort of stationary Pied Piper, luring the unwary reader to her

sun-flecked porch, to watch with her the queer procession of created

things go by,--from lovers and ghosts to lizards and toads.

Under the spell, convinced that loafing is better than doing, the reader

stays and chuckles over the quiet humor and quaint fancies. He gets away

finally,--all delightful experiences must end in this work-a-day

world,--still chuckling, but with a renewed sense of life and life's

values.

* * * * *

G. P. Putnam's Sons

New York London

The

Kiltartan

Poetry Book

_Prose Translations from the Irish_

By

Lady Gregory

Author of "Irish Folk-History Plays," "Seven Short

Plays," "Our Irish Theatre," etc.

Certainly no single individual has done more than Lady Gregory to revive

the Irish Literature, and to bring again to light the brave old legends,

the old heroic poems. From her childhood, the author has studied this

ancient language, and has collected most of her material from close

association with the peasants who have inherited these poems and tales.

* * * * *

G. P. Putnam's Sons

New York London

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