Then, after he'd chewed over the matter for a space of three or four

months, and spring was come again, Jonathan Drake went off one night to

White Works, just the same as he used to do when he was courting Hyssop

Burges; and there was the little party as usual, with Mrs. Stonewer

knitting, and Farmer reading yesterday's newspaper, and Hyssop sewing in

her place by her aunt.

"Well!" says Farmer Jimmy, "wonders never cease! And to see you again

here be almost so big a wonder as that they tell about of the old

miser's tea-things. I'm sure we all give you joy, Jonathan; and I

needn't tell you as we was cruel pleased to hear about it."

The young man thanked them very civilly, and said how 'twas a coorious

come-along-of-it, and he didn't hardly know what to think of the matter

even to that day.

"I should reckon 'twas a bit of nonsense what I'd dreamed," he said;

"but money's money, as who should know better than me? And, by the same

token, I want a few words with Hyssop if she'm willing to give me ten

minutes of her time."

"You'm welcome, Mr. Drake," she said.

He started at the surname; but she got up, and they went off just in

the usual way to the parlor; and when they was there, she sat down in

her old corner of the horsehair sofa and looked at him. But he didn't

sit down--not at first. He walked about fierce and talked fierce.

"I'll ax one question afore I go on, and, if the answer's what I fear,

I'll trouble you no more," he said. "In a word, be you tokened again? I

suppose you be, for you're not the sort to go begging. Say it quick if

'tis so, and I'll be off and trouble you no further."

"No, Mr. Drake. I'm free as the day you--you throwed me over," she

answered, in a very quiet little voice.

He snorted at that, but was too mighty thankful to quarrel with the

words. She could see he began to grow terrible excited now; and he

walked up and down, taking shorter and shorter strides this way and

that, like a hungry caged tiger as knows his bit of horse-flesh be on

the way.

At last he bursts out again.

"There was a lot of lies told about that old plate us found at

Dunnabridge. But the truth of the matter is, that I sold it for three

hundred and fifty-four pounds."

"So Tom Parsons told uncle. A wonderful thing; and we sat up all night

talking about it, Mr. Drake."

"For God's sake call me 'Jonathan'!" he cried out; "and tell me--tell me

what the figure of your legacy was. You must tell me--you can't withhold

it. 'Tis life or death--to me."

She'd never seen him so excited, but very well knowed what was in his

mind.

"If you must know, you must," she answered. "I thought I told you

when--when----"

"No, you didn't. I wouldn't bide to hear. Whatever 'twas, you'd got more

than me, and that was all I cared about; but now, if by good fortune

'tis less than mine, you understand----"

"Of course 'tis less. A hundred and eighty pound and the interest--a

little over two hundred in all--is what I've gotten."

"Thank God!" he said.

Then he axed her if she could marry him still, or if she knew too much

about his ways and his ideas to care about doing so.

And she took him again.

* * * * *

You see, Hyssop Burges was my mother, and when father died I had the

rights of the story from her. By that time the old people at White Works

and Tom Parsons was all gone home, and the secret remained safe enough

with Hyssop herself.

The great difficulty was to put half her money and more, slap into

Jonathan's hands without his knowing how it got there; and, even when

the game with the ghost was hit upon, 'twas hard to know how to do it

clever. Hyssop wanted to hide golden sovereigns at Dunnabridge; but her

uncle, with wonnerful wit, pointed out that they'd all be dated; and to

get three hundred sovereigns and more a hundred years old could never

have been managed. Then old Thomas, who was in the secret, of course,

and played the part of Miser Brimpson, and got five pounds for doing it

so clever, and another five after from his master, when the stuff was

found--he thought upon trinkums and jewels; and finally Mrs. Stonewer,

as had a friend in the business, said that Sheffield plate would do the

trick. And she was right. The plate was bought for three hundred and

eighty pound, and kept close at White Works till 'twas known that

Jonathan meant to go away and bide away some days. Then my mother drove

across with it; and Thomas made the cases wi' old rotten boards, and

they drove a slant hole under the cobbles, and got all vitty again long

afore young Drake came back home.

"Me and Jonathan was wedded in the fall of that year," said my mother to

me when she told the tale. "And, come the next New Year's Night, he was

at our chamber window as the clock struck twelve, and bided there

looking out into the yard for an hour, keen as the hawk that he was. He

thought I must be asleep; but well I knowed he was seeking for an old

man in a beaver hat wi' a long white beard, and well I knowed he'd never

see him again. Of course your father took good care not to tell me the

next morning that he'd been on the lookout for the ghost."

And my mother, in her own last days, oft dwelt on that trick; and

sometimes she'd say, as the time for meeting father got nearer and

nearer, "I wonder if 'twill make any difference in heaven, where no

secrets be hid?" And, knowing father so well as I had, I felt very sure

as it might make a mighty lot of difference. So, in my crafty way, I

hedged, and told mother that, for my part, I felt sartain there were

some secrets that wouldn't even be allowed to come out at Judgment Day,

for fear of turning heaven into t'other place; and that this was one of

'em. She always used to fret at that, however.

"I want for it to come out," she'd say. "And, if Jonathan don't know, I

shall certainly tell him. I've kept it in long enough, and I can't trust

myself to do it no more. He've got to know, and, with all eternity to

get over it and forgive me in, I have a right to be hopeful that he

will."

Hyssop Drake died in that fixed resolve; and I'm sure I trust that, when

'tis my turn to join my parents again, I shall find no shadow between

'em. But there's a lot of doubt about it--knowing father.

FOOTNOTES:

[1] Skuat, windfall.

THE HAUNTED PHOTOGRAPH

BY RUTH McENERY STUART

From _Harper's Bazar_, June, 1909. By permission of _Harper's Bazar_.

The Haunted Photograph

BY RUTH McENERY STUART

To the ordinary observer it was just a common photograph of a cheap

summer hotel. It hung sumptuously framed in plush, over the Widow

Morris's mantel, the one resplendent note in an otherwise modest home,

in a characteristic Queen Anne village.

One had only to see the rapt face of its owner as she sat in her weeds

before the picture, which she tearfully pronounced "a strikin'

likeness," to sympathize with the townsfolk who looked askance at the

bereaved woman, even while they bore with her delusion, feeling sure

that her sudden sorrow had set her mind agog.

When she had received the picture through the mail, some months before

the fire which consumed the hotel--a fire through which she had not

passed, but out of which she had come a widow--she proudly passed it

around among the friends waiting with her at the post-office, replying

to their questions as they admired it:

"Oh, yes! That's where he works--if you can call it work. He's the head

steward in it. All that row o' winders where you see the awnin's down,

they're his--an' them that ain't down, they're his, too--that is to say,

it's his jurisdiction.

"You see, he's got the whip hand over the cook an' the sto'eroom, an'

that key don't go out o' his belt unless he knows who's gettin'

what--an' he's firm. Morris always was. He's like the iron law of the

Ephesians."

"What key?"

It was an old lady who held the picture at arm's length, the more

closely to scan it, who asked the question. She asked it partly to know,

as neither man nor key appeared in the photograph, and partly to parry

the "historic allusion"--a disturbing sort of fire for which Mrs. Morris

was rather noted and which made some of her most loyal townsfolk a bit

shy of her.

"Oh, I ain't referrin' to the picture," she hastened to explain. "I mean

the keys thet he always carries in his belt. The reg'lar joke there is

to call him 'St. Peter,' an' he takes it in good part, for, he declares,

if there _is_ such a thing _as_ a similitude to the kingdom o' Heaven

_in_ a hotel, why, it's in the providential supply department which, in

a manner, hangs to his belt. He always humors a joke--'specially on

himself."

No one will ever know through what painful periods of unrequited longing

the Widow Morris had sought solace in this, her only cherished "relic,"

after the "half hour of sky-works" which had made her, in her own

vernacular, "a lonely, conflagrated widow, with a heart full of ashes,"

before the glad moment when it was given her to discern in it an

unsuspected and novel value. First had come, as a faint gleam of

comfort, the reflection that although her dear lost one was not in

evidence in the picture, he had really been inside the building when the

photograph was taken, and so, of course, _he must be in there yet_!

At first she experienced a slight disappointment that her man was not

visible, at door or window. But it was only a passing regret. It was

really better to feel him surely and broadly within--at large in the

great house, free to pass at will from one room to another. To have had

him fixed, no matter how effectively, would have been a limitation. As

it was, she pressed the picture to her bosom as she wondered if,

perchance, he would not some day come out of his hiding to meet her.

It was a muffled pleasure and tremulously entertained at first, but the

very whimsicality of it was an appeal to her sensitized imagination, and

so, when finally the thing did really happen, it is small wonder that it

came somewhat as a shock.

It appears that one day, feeling particularly lonely and forlorn, and

having no other comfort, she was pressing her tear-stained face against

the row of window-shutters in the room without awnings, this being her

nearest approach to the alleged occupant's bosom, when she was suddenly

startled by a peculiar swishing sound, as of wind-blown rain, whereupon

she lifted her face to perceive that it was indeed raining, and then,

glancing back at the photograph, she distinctly saw her husband rushing

from one window to another, drawing down the sashes on the side of the

house that would have been exposed to the real shower whose music was in

her ears.

This was a great discovery, and, naturally enough, it set her weeping,

for, she sobbed, it made her feel, for a minute, that she had lost her

widowhood and that, after the shower, he'd be coming home.

It might well make any one cry to suddenly lose the pivot upon which his

emotions are swung. At any rate, Mrs. Morris cried. She said that she

cried all night, first because it seemed so spooky to see him whose

remains she had so recently buried on faith, waiving recognition in the

debris, dashing about now in so matter-of-fact a way.

And then she wept because, after all, he did not come.

This was the formal beginning of her sense of personal companionship in

the picture--companionship, yes, of delight in it, for there is even

delight in tears--in some situations in life. Especially is this true of

one whose emotions are her only guides, as seems to have been the case

with the Widow Morris.

After seeing him draw the window-sashes--and he had drawn them _down_,

ignoring her presence--she sat for hours, waiting for the rain to stop.

It seemed to have set in for a long spell, for when she finally fell

asleep, "from sheer disappointment, 'long towards morning," it was

still raining, but when she awoke the sun shone and all the windows in

the picture were up again.

This was a misleading experience, however, for she soon discovered that

she could not count upon any line of conduct by the man in the hotel, as

the fact that it had one time rained in the photograph at the same time

that it rained outside was but a coincidence and she was soon surprised

to perceive all quiet along the hotel piazza, not even an awning

flapping, while the earth, on her plane, was torn by storms.

On one memorable occasion when her husband had appeared, flapping the

window-panes from within with a towel, she had thought for one brief

moment that he was beckoning to her, and that she might have to go to

him, and she was beginning to experience terror, with shortness of

breath and other premonitions of sudden passing, when she discovered

that he was merely killing flies, and she flurriedly fanned herself with

the asbestos mat which she had seized from the stove beside her, and

staggered out to a seat under the mulberries, as she stammered:

"I do declare, Morris'll be the death of me yet. He's 'most as much care

to me dead as he was alive--I made sure--made sure he'd come after me!"

Then, feeling her own fidelity challenged, she hastened to add:

"Not that I hadn't rather go to him than to take any trip in the world,

but--but I never did fancy that hotel, and since I've got used to seein'

him there so constant, I feel sure that's where we'd put up. My belief

is, anyway, that if there's hereafters for some things, there's

hereafters for all. From what I can gather, I reckon I'm a kind of a

cross between a Swedenborgian and a Gates-ajar--that, of course,

engrafted on to a Methodist. Now, that hotel, when it was consumed by

fire, which to it was the same as mortal death, why, it either ascended

into Heaven, in smoke, or it fell, in ashes--to the other place. If it

died worthy, like as not it's undergoin' repairs now for a 'mansion,'

jasper cupalos, an'--but, of course, such as that could be run up in a

twinklin'.

"Still, from what I've heard, it's more likely gone _down_ to its

deserts. It would seem hard for a hotel with so many awned-off corridors

an' palmed embrasures with teet-a-teet sofas, to live along without

sin."

She stood on her step-ladder, wiping the face of the picture as she

spoke, and as she began to back down she discovered the cat under her

elbow, glaring at the picture.

"Yes, Kitty! Spit away!" she exclaimed. "Like as not you see even more

than I do!"

And as she slipped the ladder back into the closet, she remarked--this

to herself, strictly:

"If it hadn't 'a' been for poor puss, I'd 'a' had a heap more pleasure

out o' this picture than what I have had--or will be likely to have

again. The way she's taken on, I've almost come to hate it!"

A serpent had entered her poor little Eden--even the green-eyed monster

constrictor, who, if given full swing, would not spare a bone of her

meager comfort.

A neighbor who chanced to come in at the time, unobserved overheard the

last remark, and Mrs. Morris, seeing that she was there, continued in an

unchanged tone, while she gave her a chair:

"Of course, Mis' Withers, you can easy guess who I refer to. I mean that

combly-featured wench that kep' the books an' answered the telephone at

the hotel--when she found the time from her meddlin'. Somehow, I never

thought about her bein' _burned in_ with Morris till puss give her away.

Puss never did like the girl when she was alive, an' the first time I

see her scratch an' spit at the picture, just the way she used to do

whenever _she_ come in sight, why, it just struck me like a clap o'

thunder out of a clear sky that puss knew who she was a-spittin' at--an'

I switched around sudden--an' glanced up sudden--an'----

"Well, what I seen, I seen! There was that beautied-up typewriter

settin' in the window-sill o' Morris's butler's pantry--an' if she

didn't wink at me malicious, then I don't know malice when I see it. An'

she used her fingers against her nose, too, most defiant and impolite.

So I says to puss I says, 'Puss,' I says, 'there's _goin's on_ in that

hotel, sure as fate. Annabel Bender has got the better o' me, for

once!' An', tell the truth, it did spoil the photograph for me for a

while, for, of course, after that, if I didn't see him somewheres on the

watch for his faithful spouse, I'd say to myself, 'He's inside there

with that pink-featured hussy!'

"You know, a man's a man, Mis' Withers--'specially Morris, an' with his

lawful wife cut off an' indefinitely divorced by a longevitied

family--an' another burned in with him--well, his faithfulness is put to

a trial by fire, as you might say. So, as I say, it spoiled the picture

for me, for a while.

"An', to make matters worse, it wasn't any time before I recollected

that Campbellite preacher thet was burned in with them, an' with that my

imagination run riot, an' I'd think to myself, '_If_ they're inclined,

they cert'n'y have things handy!' Then I'd ketch myself an' say,

'Where's your faith in Scripture, Mary Marthy Matthews, named after two

Bible women an' born daughter to an apostle? What's the use?' I'd say,

an' so, first an' last, I'd get a sort o' alpha an' omega comfort out o'

the passage about no givin' in marriage. Still, there'd be times, pray

as I would, when them three would loom up, him an' her--_an'_ the

Campbellite preacher. I know his license to marry would run out _in

time_, but for eternity, of course we don't know. Seem like everything

would last forever--an' then again, if I've got a widow's freedom,

Morris must be classed as a widower, if he's anything.

"Then I'd get some relief in thinkin' about his disposition. Good as he

was, Morris was fickle-tasted, not in the long run, but day in an' day

out, an' even if he'd be taken up with her he'd get a distaste the

minute he reelized she'd be there interminable. That's Morris. Why,

didn't he used to get nervous just seein' _me_ around, an' me his own

selected? An' didn't I use to make some excuse to send him over to Mame

Maddern's ma's ma's--so's he'd be harmlessly diverted? She was full o'

talk, and she was ninety-odd an' asthmatic, but he'd come home from them

visits an' call me his child wife. I've had my happy moments!

"You know a man'll get tired of himself, even, if he's condemned to it

too continual, and think of that blondinetted typewriter for a steady

diet--to a man like Morris! Imagine her when her hair dye started to

give out--green streaks in that pompadour! So, knowin' my man, I'd take

courage an' I'd think, 'Seein' me cut off, he'll soon be wantin' me more

than ever'--an' so he does. It's got so now that, glance up at that

hotel any time I will, I can generally find him on the lookout, an'

many's the time I've stole in an' put on a favoryte apron o' his with

blue bows on it, when we'd be alone an' nobody to remark about me

breakin' my mournin'. Dear me, how full o' b'oyancy he was--a regular

boy at thirty-five, when he passed away!"

Was it any wonder that her friends exchanged glances while Mrs. Morris

entertained them in so droll a way? Still, as time passed and she not

only brightened in the light of her delusion, but proceeded to meet the

conditions of her own life by opening a small shop in her home, and when

she exhibited a wholesome sense of profit and loss, her neighbors were

quite ready to accept her on terms of mental responsibility.

With occupation and a modest success, emotional disturbance was surely

giving place to an even calm, when, one day, something happened.

Mrs. Morris sat behind her counter, sorting notions, puss asleep beside

her, when she heard the swish of thin silk, with a breath of familiar

perfume, and, looking up, whom did she see but the blond lady of her

troubled dreams striding bodily up to the counter, smiling as she

swished.

At the sight the good woman first rose to her feet, and then as suddenly

dropped--flopped--breathless and white--backward--and had to be revived,

so that for the space of some minutes things happened very fast--that

is, if we may believe the flurried testimony of the blonde, who, in

going over it, two hours later, had more than once to stop for breath.

"Well, say!" she panted. "Did you ever! _Such_ a turn as took her! I

hadn't no more 'n stepped in the door when she succumbed, green as the

Ganges, into her own egg-basket--an' it full! An' she was on the eve o'

floppin' back into the prunin' scizzor points up, when I scrambled over

the counter, breakin' my straight-front in two, which she's welcome to,

poor thing! Then I loaned her my smellin'-salts, which she held her

breath against until it got to be a case of smell or die, an' she

smelt! Then it was a case of temporary spasms for a minute, the salts

spillin' out over her face, but when the accident evaporated, an' she

opened her eyes, rational, I thought to myself, 'Maybe she don't know

she's keeled an' would be humiliated if she did,' so I acted callous,

an' I says, offhand like, I says, pushin' her apron around behind her

over its _vice versa_, so's to cover up the eggs, which I thought had

better be broke to her gently, I says, 'I just called in, Mis' Morris,

to borry your recipe for angel-cake--or maybe get you to bake one for

us' (I knew she baked on orders). An' with that, what does she do but go

over again, limp as wet starch, down an' through every egg in that

basket, solid _an'_ fluid!

"Well, by this time, a man who had seen her at her first worst an' run

for a doctor, he come in with three, an' whilst they were bowin' to each

other an' backin', I giv' 'er stimulus an' d'rectly she turned upon me

one rememberable gaze, an' she says, 'Doctors,' says she, 'would you

think they'd have the gall to try to get me to cook for 'em? They've

ordered angel-ca----' An' with that, over she toppled again, no pulse

nor nothin', same as the dead!"

While the blonde talked she busied herself with her loosely falling

locks, which she tried vainly to entrap.

"An' yet you say she ain't classed as crazy? I'd say it of her, sure!

An' so old Morris is dead--burned in that old hotel! Well, well! Poor

old fellow! Dear old place! What times I've had!"

She spoke through a mouthful of gilt hairpins and her voice was as an

AEolian harp.

"An' he burned in it--an' she's a widow yet! Yes, I did hear there'd

been a fire, but you never can tell. I thought the chimney might 'a'

burned out--an' I was in the thick of bein' engaged to the night clerk

at the Singin' Needles Hotel at Pineville at the time--an' there's no

regular mail there. I thought the story might be exaggerated. Oh no, I

didn't marry the night clerk. I'm a bride now, married to the head

steward, same rank as poor old Morris--an' we're just _as_ happy! I used

to pleg Morris about _her_ hair, but I'd have to let up on that now.

Mine's as red again as hers. No, not my hair--_mine's_ hair. It's as red

as a flannen drawer, every bit an' grain!

"But, say," she added, presently, "when she gets better, just tell her

never mind about that reci-pe. I copied it out of her reci-pe book

whilst she was under the weather, an' dropped a dime in her cash-drawer.

I recollect how old Morris used to look forward to her angel-cakes

week-ends he'd be goin' home, an' you know there's nothin' like havin'

ammunition, in marriage, even if you never need it. Mine's in that frame

of mind now that transforms my gingerbread into angel-cake, but the time

may come when I'll have to beat my eggs to a fluff even for angel-cake,

so's not to have it taste like gingerbread to him.

"Oh no, he's not with me this trip. I just run down for a lark to show

my folks my ring an' things, an' let 'em see it's really so. He give me

considerable jewelry. His First's taste run that way, an' they ain't no

children.

"Yes, this amethyst is the weddin'-ring. I selected that on account of

him bein' a widower. It's the nearest I'd come to wearin' second

mournin' for a woman I can't exactly grieve after. The year not bein' up

is why he stayed home this trip. He didn't like to be seen traversin'

the same old haunts with Another till it _was_ up. I wouldn't wait

because, tell the truth, I was afraid. He ain't like a married man with

me about money yet, an' it's liable to seize him any day. He might say

that he couldn't afford the trip, or that we couldn't, which would

amount to the same thing. I rather liked him bein' a little ticklish

about goin' around with me for a while. It's one thing to do a thing an'

another to be brazen about it--it----

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