THE PLUMBER AND HIS GOSSIP
The eagle-gate was open again. Mrs. Cecil had recovered from her
illness, and was once more upon her broad piazza. This time she was not
awaiting the arrival of the postman but of the plumber. The sudden heat
of the southern city reminded her of her northern home in the highlands
and she was anxious to remove there as soon as possible. But, with true
Maryland housewifery, she must personally see to all the details of the
annual flitting.
In every room of the house pictures were being swathed in tarletan,
chandeliers wrapped in the same stuff, carpets lifted, furniture put
into freshly starched slips, and the entire interior protected to the
utmost against the summer's dust and fading. Only one matter did not
progress as rapidly as this impatient little mistress of the mansion
felt it should. Nobody came at her instant command to examine the
plumbing and see that it was in order for the season.
"And water makes more trouble than even flies. Dinah, girl! Are you sure
a message was sent to that man how I was waiting?"
"Posi_tive_-ly sho, Miss Betty. Laws, honey, don't go worritin' yo'se'f
an' you-all jus' done gettin' ovah yo' misery. He'll be comin' erlong,
bime-by," comforted the maid, officiously folding a shawl about Mrs.
Cecil's shoulders, and having the shawl instantly tossed aside, with a
gesture of disgust.
"O you girl! Do stop fussing about me. I'm nearly suffocated, already,
in this awful heat, and I won't--I won't be wrapped up in flannel, like
a mummy. You never had any sense, Dinah!"
"Yas'm. I 'low dat's so, Miss Betty. Mebbe on account you-all nevah done
beaten me ernough. Yas'm, but I doan 'pear to be acquainted wid er
mummy, Miss Betty. What-all be dey like?" And with imperturbable good
nature, Dinah picked up the shawl and again placed it around her lady,
who permitted it to remain without further protest.
"Hmm. No matter what they're like, Dinah. But you know, girl, you know
as well as I do what trouble it made for us last year, when we went away
and forgot to have the water turned off from the fountain, yonder. That
care-taker we left--Oh! dear! Is there anybody in this world fit to be
trusted!"
Mrs. Cecil was not yet as strong as she professed to be, but her
weakened nerves seemed to add strength to her temper. A red spot was
already coming out upon her pale cheeks when there sauntered through the
gateway a corpulent man, with a kit of plumber's tools over his
shoulder. He slowly advanced to the steps, lifted his hat, and, bowing
courteously, said:
"Good-morning, Mrs. Cecil. Glad to see you able to enjoy the fine
weather."
"Fine weather! Morning! I should think it was afternoon--by the way
you've kept me waiting. Didn't you get my message?"
"Oh! yes, I did. A pickaninny about as big as a button brought it.
What's to be done? The usual shutting-off, Ma'am?"
"Everything's to be done, this year, and thoroughly. The water made no
end of trouble last season, for half the faucets weren't looked after.
As soon as we got home in the fall and turned it on in the bathroom, the
whole place was flooded."
"So, so? That was a pity. Yes, I remember. Well, it shall be gone over
now, and I promise you nothing shall happen. By the way, all my men were
out. Can one of your 'boys' wait on me and hand me my tools? I'm kind of
stout and stooping bothers----"
She didn't wait for him to finish his sentence. A small black boy was
throwing stones at the sparrows on the lawn, and him she summoned by the
absurd title of:
"Methuselah Bonaparte Washington, come wait on this man!"
The poor little wizened specimen of humanity, whose mighty name seemed
to have stunted his growth, timidly approached. His great dark eyes
were appealingly lifted, as if protesting against a forthcoming blow,
and his face was as sad as that of a weary old man. The sight of him
amused the plumber and called forth from his mistress the question:
"Did anybody ever see such a woe-begone infant? He acts as if he had
been thrashed within an inch of his life and on every day of it, but I
know he's never been struck once. Been better for him if he had been,
likely. He's Ephraim's grandchild and petted to death. His grandfather
gave him his first name, Dinah his second, and as a graceful finish I
tucked on the last. In real fact he's simply Brown."
Mrs. Cecil had now quite recovered her usual cheerfulness, which nothing
greatly affected except the failure of other people to instantly obey
her commands. Besides, she was lonely. She didn't like the postman who
had taken "Johnnie's" place, and was never on hand when he appeared,
indeed had not been able until now. Almost all her personal friends were
already out of town: and with her old desire to hear about her
neighbors, as well as a determination to look after the plumber's work
this time, she rose and followed him into the house and to the upper
floor where his examination of the spigots began.
Mr. Bruce had worked at Bellevieu ever since he was an apprentice and
had not done so without learning something of its mistress's character.
So, to please her love of gossip, he turned to where she had taken a
chair to watch him and remarked:
"Terrible sad thing about John Chester's girl."
"'Girl'? Servant, do you mean?" instantly interested by the name of
"Chester."
"Servant? Oh! no. That's a luxury my neighbor never had, nor any of us
in Brown Street, except when somebody was sick. We're work-a-day folks
on my block, Mrs. Cecil."
"Humph. What do you mean, then, by 'girl'?"
"His adopted daughter, Dorothy C. Haven't you seen about her in the
paper?" he continued, well pleased that he had found some topic
interesting to his employer.
"No. I've seen no papers. I've been ill, or that foolish doctor said I
was, which amounts to the same thing. Anyway, I hardly ever do read the
papers in the summer time. There's never anything in them--with
everybody out of town, so."
The plumber laughed, a trifle grimly; answering with some spirit:
"Well, _everybody_ isn't away, when there are several hundred people
swelter all the hot season right here in Baltimore."
"Why don't they go away? Why do they 'swelter'--such a horrid word that
is!" returned the lady, more to calm a strangely rising flutter of her
own spirits than because there was sense in the words; which sounded so
foolish to herself even, that she laughed. But her laugh was a nervous
one and was instantly followed by the inquiry:
"What--what happened to the child?"
"Nobody knows. Kidnapped, I suppose, or murdered. All _is_ known--she
was sent to the post-office to get a letter of her father's. He couldn't
go himself, being lame and off to a hospital. Letter was one like the
rest that came every month, and had come ever since Dorothy was left on
the Chesters' doorstep. There was ten dollars in it, likely. She got the
letter, was seen to go out of the office, and has never been seen since.
No trace of her, either, though the post-office 'boys' clubbed together
and offered a reward. A hundred dollars for any information sent,
whether dead or alive. Do you want both these spigots to have new
washers on? They need it, I think."
"Spigots? Spigots?" repeated Mrs. Cecil, as if she did not comprehend;
and, looking up, the plumber saw to his surprise and alarm that the lady
was trembling and had turned very pale. He went to her and asked:
"Feeling bad, Ma'am? Shall I call somebody?"
She put her white hand to her head in a confused way and returned:
"Bad? It's horrible! Horrible! A--_hundred_--_dollars_!"
Mr. Bruce fancied she imagined the sum to be too large and was
indignant. He reflected, also, that this was a childless old woman, and
a rich one. In his experience he had found the wealthy also the most
miserly, and nobody who had not a daughter of her own could understand
what the loss of one might mean to a parent. His own beloved Mabel, ill
at that moment with the measles, then epidemic--what would life be worth
without her? Yet he knew, as well as anybody, that dear as his child
was, Dorothy had been infinitely her superior in way of appearance,
intelligence, even in affection. So much greater her loss then! and with
a crispness that might easily hurt his business, he demanded:
"Do you think a hundred dollars too much to pay for the life of a
child?"
"Too much? _Too--much!_"
Again she was repeating his words, in that peculiar manner which might
mean either contempt or admiration. In any case she was acting
strangely. She had evidently lost all interest in the business on hand,
yet there was no suggestion of feebleness in the step with which she now
hurried out of the room, and the plumber looked after her in fresh
amazement. These idle people! How hard they were to be understood! But,
in any case, he was glad to be rid of the lady's presence. He could work
so much faster and better by himself, and if there were any harm to
Bellevieu, that coming season of its owner's absence, it should not be
his fault. There shouldn't be an inch of water-pipe, nor a single
faucet, that didn't have his critical inspection--and bill according!
Mrs. Cecil's bell rang sharply, and Dinah hurried to answer it, that is,
she fancied she was hurrying, though her mistress knew she really
"dawdled" on the way and so informed "the creature" as she appeared.
"Oh, you lazy thing! I must get a younger woman--I certainly must!
Didn't you hear me ring?"
"Yas'm, I sho done did. An' I come, ain't I? What's wantin', Miss Betty?
Is yo' feelin' po'ly again, honey?"
"Tell Ephraim to have the carriage round within five minutes--not one
instant later. Then come back and get me my outdoor things."
"Yas'm. Dat's so. I ain't no younger 'n I was yestiddy. But what for
you-all done want Ephraim fotch de kerridge? Yo' know, Miss Betty, I
ain't gwine let yo' out ridin', yet a spell. Yas'm."
"Will _you_ tell him or must _I_? Between you and that wretched doctor
I've been kept in this terrible ignorance. I'll never forgive you,
never, for shutting me up in my bedroom, unknowing all these days, until
now it's too late! Too late!" cried Mrs. Cecil, strangely excited and
hastily tossing off her morning gown to replace it by another fit for
the street.
Dinah was unperturbed. She understood that her mistress would have her
will, but felt that it was a foolish one and should not be encouraged by
any enthusiasm on her own part. With an exasperating calmness she lifted
the discarded garment and carried it to a closet. From this with equal
calmness, and an annoying deliberation, she brought her mistress's
outside wraps and a black silk gown, such as she usually wore when
driving out. But she purposely made the mistake of offering a winter
one, heavily lined. She hoped that the "fuss" of dressing would change
Mrs. Cecil's plans, for it was really far too warm to go out then. Later
in the day, after the sun had set, she would help the scheme most
willingly.
But the gentlewoman was now gaining control of her nerves and fully
understood that it was over-affection, rather than disobedience, which
made Dinah act so provokingly. With one of her kindest smiles, she took
the heavy gown back to the closet herself, and secured the lighter one
suitable to the day. Then she explained:
"It's no silly whim, my girl, that sends me down town on such a hot
morning. Something serious has happened. Something which has just come
to my knowledge and that I must try to set right at once. If you love
me--help me, not hinder. You are to go with me, also. So, hurry and put
on a fresh apron and cap. I can finish by myself."
"Yas'm. But yo' knows, honey, you-all only done lef yo' bed a speck o'
time. Cayn't yo' business be put off, Miss Betty?"
"Not a minute. Not one single minute longer than necessary to take me to
Baltimore Street. Hurry. Fix your own self. Don't bother about me."
"Yes'm. I'se gwine hu'y. But dat yere plumber gempleman--what erbout
leabin' him, to go rummagin' 'round, puttin' new fixin's in whe' ol'
ones do? Ain't you-all done bettah wait a little spell, an' 'tend to
him, yo'se'f? Hey, Miss Betty?"
Dinah had touched upon her mistress's own regret, but a regret swallowed
by so much of a calamity that she put it aside and merely pointed to the
door, as if further speech were useless.
It was more than five minutes before Ephraim drove his well-groomed
horses out of the eagle-gate, but it was in a very short time for one
who moved as slowly as he, and he turned his head for orders, with
expectation of: "The Park."
Quite to the contrary the word was:
"Baltimore Street. Kidder & Kidder's."
"Hey? 'D you say Eutaw Place, er Moun' Ver'n Avenoo?" he inquired.
"There, boy. You're not half so deaf as you pretend. Drive to Kidder &
Kidder's, and do it at once," she repeated with decision.
"Yas'm. But does yo' know, Miss Betty, erbout a man was sunstroke
yestiddy, Baltimo' Street way? It sutenly is pow'ful wa'm."
Mrs. Cecil vouchsafed no further parley with her too devoted coachman,
though Dinah took it upon herself to administer one reproof which her
fellow servant coolly ignored.
However, he had seen that in Mrs. Cecil's eye which brooked no
disobedience, and so he guided his bays southward through the city, by
wide thoroughfares and narrow, past crowding wagons and jangling street
cars, till he turned into the densely packed street his lady had
designated.
"Kidder & Kidder" were her men of business. He knew that. There had been
no time, for years upon years, when a firm of this same name had not
served the owners of Bellevieu. The first lawyer of that race had handed
down the business to his heirs, as the first tenant of the rich estate
had willed that to his. But it was now more common for the lady of the
mansion to send for her advisers to visit her, than for her to visit
them; and that there was something unusual in her present business both
her old servitors realized.
It was something worth while to see how the elder Mr. Kidder, himself an
octogenarian, retaining an almost youthful vigor, rose and salaamed, as
this beautiful old gentlewoman, followed by her gray-haired maid in
spotless attire, entered his rather dingy office. How the old-time
courtesies were exchanged between these remnants of an earlier society,
when brusqueness was considered ill-bred and suavity the mark of good
blood.
A few such greetings past, and the old lawyer conducted his
distinguished client into an inner room, exclusively his own, leaving
Dinah to wait without, and whence the pair soon emerged; the lady
urging: "You will kindly attend to it at once, please;" and he
answering, with equal earnestness: "Immediately, Madam."
Then he escorted her to her carriage and stood bareheaded while she
entered it: each courteously saluting the other as it rolled away, and
he returning to his office with a look of anxiety on his fine face, as
there was one of relief on hers.
"Well, I've done the best I could--now!" she exclaimed, after a time.
"I've never entrusted any matter to Kidder & Kidder that did not end
satisfactorily. That old firm is a rock in the midst of this shifting
modernity!"
To which Dinah, not comprehending, replied with her usual:
"Yas'm. I spec' dat's so, honey, Miss Betty."
That evening both Ephraim and the maid, sitting under their own back
porch, exchanged speculations concerning their lady's morning trip, and
her subsequent quietude during the whole day.
"I 'low 'twas anudder will, our Miss Betty, she done get made. Dat's
what dem lawyer gentlemen is most inginerally for. How many dem wills
has she had writ, a'ready, Dinah?" queried Ephraim.
"Huh! I doan' know. Erbout fifty sixty, I reckon. She will her prop'ty
off so many times, dey won' be nottin lef to will, bimeby. 'Twas dat,
though, Ephraim, I 'low, too. Mebbe--Does dey put erbout makin' wills in
de papahs, boy?"
"I doan' know. Likely. Why, Dinah?"
"Cayse, warn't no res' twel Miss Betty done sent yo' Methusalem out to
de drug-sto' fo' to buy de ebenin' one. Spec' she was lookin' had Massa
Kiddah done got it printed right. Doan' know what she want o' papahs,
when she ain't looked at one this long spell, scusin 'twas to find out
dat."
But neither of them guessed that Mrs. Cecil's interest lay in a
large-typed advertisement, offering five hundred dollars reward for the
return of the lost, humble little Dorothy C. Nor that this sum would
have been twice as great, had not the worldly wisdom of Kidder & Kidder
been larger than that of their aristocratic client.