CHAPTER XIII.

MORE ABOUT JOURNALISM IN AMERICA--A DINNER AT DELMONICO'S--MY FIRST

APPEARANCE IN AN AMERICAN CHURCH.

_New York, Sunday Night, January 19._

Have been spending the whole day in reading the Sunday papers.

I am never tired of reading and studying the American newspapers. The

whole character of the nation is there: Spirit of enterprise,

liveliness, childishness, inquisitiveness, deep interest in everything

that is human, fun and humor, indiscretion, love of gossip, brightness.

Speak of electric light, of phonographs and graphophones, if you like;

speak of those thousand and one inventions which have come out of the

American brain; but if you wish to mention the greatest and most

wonderful achievement of American activity, do not hesitate for a moment

to give the palm to American journalism; it is simply the _ne plus

ultra_.

You will find some people, even in America, who condemn its loud tone;

others who object to its meddling with private life; others, again, who

have something to say of its contempt for statements which are not in

perfect accordance with strict truth. I even believe that a French

writer, whom I do not wish to name, once said that very few statements

to be found in an American paper were to be relied upon--beyond the

date. People may say this and may say that about American journalism; I

confess that I like it, simply because it will supply you with

twelve--on Sundays with thirty--pages that are readable from the first

line to the last. Yes, from the first line to the last, including the

advertisements.

The American journalist may be a man of letters, but, above all, he must

possess a bright and graphic pen, and his services are not wanted if he

cannot write a racy article or paragraph out of the most trifling

incident. He must relate facts, if he can, but if he cannot, so much the

worse for the facts; he must be entertaining and turn out something that

is readable.

Suppose, for example, a reporter has to send to his paper the account of

a police-court proceeding. There is nothing more important to bring to

the office than the case of a servant girl who has robbed her mistress

of a pair of diamond earrings. The English reporter will bring to his

editor something in the following style:

Mary Jane So-and-So was yesterday charged before the magistrate with

stealing a pair of diamond earrings from her mistress. It appears

[always _it appears_, that is the formula] that, last Monday, as Mrs.

X. went to her room to dress for dinner, she missed a pair of diamond

earrings, which she usually kept in a little drawer in her bedroom. On

questioning her maid on the subject, she received incoherent answers.

Suspicion that the maid was the thief arose in her mind, and----

A long paragraph in this dry style will be published in the _Times_, or

any other London morning paper.

Now, the American reporter will be required to bring something a little

more entertaining if he hopes to be worth his salt on the staff of his

paper, and he will probably get up an account of the case somewhat in

the following fashion:

Mary Jane So-and-so is a pretty little brunette of some twenty

summers. On looking in the glass at her dainty little ears, she

fancied how lovely a pair of diamond earrings would look in them. So

one day she thought she would try on those of her mistress. How lovely

she looked! said the looking-glass, and the Mephistopheles that is

hidden in the corner of every man or woman's breast suggested that she

should keep them. This is how Mary Jane found herself in trouble,

etc., etc.

The whole will read like a little story, probably entitled something

like "Another Gretchen gone wrong through the love of jewels."

The heading has to be thought of no less than the paragraph. Not a line

is to be dull in a paper sparkling all over with eye-ticklers of all

sorts. Oh! those delicious headings that would resuscitate the dead, and

make them sit up in their graves!

A Tennessee paper which I have now under my eyes announces the death of

a townsman with the following heading:

"At ten o'clock last night Joseph W. Nelson put on his angel plumage."

* * * * *

"Racy, catching advertisements supplied to the trade," such is the

announcement that I see in the same paper. I understand the origin of

such literary productions as the following, which I cull from a Colorado

sheet:

This morning our Saviour summoned away the jeweler William T. Sumner,

of our city, from his shop to another and a better world. The

undersigned, his widow, will weep upon his tomb, as will also his two

daughters, Maud and Emma, the former of whom is married, and the other

is open to an offer. The funeral will take place to-morrow. Signed.

His disconsolate widow, Mathilda Sumner.

_P. S._--This bereavement will not interrupt our business, which will

be carried on as usual, only our place of business will be removed

from Washington Street to No. 17 St. Paul Street, as our grasping

landlord has raised our rent.--M. S.

The following advertisement probably emanates from the same firm:

PERSONAL--HIS LOVE SUDDENLY RETURNED.--Recently they had not been on

the best of terms, owing to a little family jar occasioned by the wife

insisting on being allowed to renovate his wearing apparel, and which,

of course, was done in a bungling manner; in order to prevent the

trouble, they agreed to send all their work hereafter to D., the

tailor, and now everything is lovely, and peace and happiness again

reign in their household.

All this is lively. Never fail to read the advertisements of an American

paper, or you will not have got out of it all the fun it supplies.

Here are a few from the Cincinnati _Enquirer_, which tell different

stories:

1. The young MADAME J. C. ANTONIA, just arrived from Europe, will

remain a short time; tells past, present, and future; tells by the

letters in hand who the future husband or wife will be; brings back

the husband or lover in so many days, and guarantees to settle family

troubles; can give good luck and success; ladies call at once; also

cures corns and bunions. Hours 10 A. M. and 9 P. M.

"Also cures corns and bunions" is a poem!

2. The acquaintance desired of lady passing along Twelfth Street at

three o'clock Sunday afternoon, by blond gent standing at corner.

Address LOU K., 48, _Enquirer_ Office.

3. Will the three ladies that got on the electric car at the Zoo

Sunday afternoon favor three gents that got off at Court and Walnut

Streets with their address? Address ELECTRIC CAR, _Enquirer_ Office.

4. Will two ladies on Clark Street car, that noticed two gents in

front of Grand Opera House about seven last evening, please address

JANDS, _Enquirer_ Office.

* * * * *

A short time ago a man named Smith was bitten by a rattlesnake and

treated with whisky at a New York hospital. An English paper would have

just mentioned the fact, and have the paragraph headed: "A Remarkable

Cure"; or, "A Man Cured of a Rattlesnake Bite by Whisky"; but a kind

correspondent sends me the headings of this bit of intelligence in five

New York papers. They are as follows:

1. "Smith Is All Right!"

2. "Whisky Does It!"

3. "The Snake Routed at all Points!"

4. "The Reptile is Nowhere!"

5. "Drunk for Three Days and Cured."

Let a batch of officials be dismissed. Do not suppose that an American

editor will accept the news with such a heading as "Dismissal of

Officials." The reporter will have to bring some label that will fetch

the attention. "Massacre at the Custom House," or, "So Many Heads in the

Basket," will do. Now, I maintain that it requires a wonderful

imagination--something little short of genius, to be able, day after

day, to hit on a hundred of such headings. But the American journalist

does it.

[Illustration: SMITH CURED OF RATTLESNAKE BITE.]

An American paper is a collection of short stories. The Sunday edition

of the New York _World_, the New York _Herald_, the Boston _Herald_, the

Boston _Globe_, the Chicago _Tribune_, the Chicago _Herald_, and many

others, is something like ten volumes of miscellaneous literature, and I

do not know of any achievement to be compared to it.

I cannot do better than compare an American paper to a large store,

where the goods, the articles, are labeled so as to immediately strike

the customer.

A few days ago, I heard my friend, Colonel Charles H. Taylor, editor of

the Boston _Globe_, give an interesting summary of an address on

journalism which he is to deliver next Saturday before the members of

the New England Club of Boston. He maintained that the proprietor of a

newspaper has as much right to make his shop-window attractive to the

public as any tradesman. If the colonel is of opinion that journalism is

a trade, and the journalist a mere tradesman, I agree with him. If

journalism is not to rank among the highest and noblest of professions,

and is to be nothing more than a commercial enterprise, I agree with

him.

Now, if we study the evolution of journalism for the last forty or fifty

years, we shall see that daily journalism, especially in a democracy,

has become a commercial enterprise, and that journalism, as it was

understood forty years ago, has become to-day monthly journalism. The

dailies have now no other object than to give the news--the latest--just

as a tradesman that would succeed must give you the latest fashion in

any kind of business. The people of a democracy like America are

educated in politics. They think for themselves, and care but little for

the opinions of such and such a journalist on any question of public

interest. They want news, not literary essays on news. When I hear some

Americans say that they object to their daily journalism, I answer that

journalists are like other people who supply the public--they keep the

article that is wanted.

A free country possesses the government it deserves, and the journalism

it wants. A people active and busy as the Americans are, want a

journalism that will keep their interest awake and amuse them; and they

naturally get it. The average American, for example, cares not a pin for

what his representatives say or do in Washington; but he likes to be

acquainted with what is going on in Europe, and that is why the American

journalist will give him a far more detailed account of what is going on

in the Palace at Westminster than of what is being said in the Capitol.

In France, journalism is personal. On any great question of the day,

domestic or foreign, the Frenchman will want to read the opinion of John

Lemoinne in the _Journal des Debats_, or the opinion of Edouard Lockroy

in the _Rappel_, or maybe that of Paul de Cassagnac or Henri Rochefort.

Every Frenchman is more or less led by the editor of the newspaper which

he patronizes. But the Frenchman is only a democrat in name and

aspirations, not in fact. France made the mistake of establishing a

republic before she made republicans of her sons. A French journalist

signs his articles, and is a leader of public opinion, so much so that

every successful journalist in France has been, is now, and ever will

be, elected a representative of the people.

In America, as in England, the journalist has no personality outside the

literary classes. Who, among the masses, knows the names of Bennett,

Dana, Whitelaw Reid, Medill, Childs, in the United States? Who, in

England, knows the names of Lawson, Mudford, Robinson, and other editors

of the great dailies? If it had not been for his trial and imprisonment,

Mr. W. T. Stead himself, though a most brilliant journalist, would

never have seen his name on anybody's lips.

A leading article in an American or an English newspaper will attract no

notice at home. It will only be quoted on the European Continent.

It is the monthly and the weekly papers and magazines that now play the

part of the dailies of bygone days. An article in the _Spectator_ or

_Saturday Review_, or especially in one of the great monthly magazines,

will be quoted all over the land, and I believe that this relatively new

journalism, which is read only by the cultured, has now for ever taken

the place of the old one.

In a country where everybody reads, men as well as women; in a country

where nobody takes much interest in politics outside of the State and

the city in which he lives, the journalist has to turn out every day all

the news he can gather, and present them to the reader in the most

readable form. Formerly daily journalism was a branch of literature; now

it is a news store, and is so not only in America. The English press

shows signs of the same tendency, and so does the Parisian press. Take

the London _Pall Mall Gazette_ and _Star_, and the Paris _Figaro_, as

illustrations of what I advance.

As democracy makes progress in England, journalism will become more and

more American, although the English reporter will have some trouble in

succeeding to compete with his American _confrere_ in humor and

liveliness.

Under the guidance of political leaders, the newspapers of Continental

Europe direct public opinion. In a democracy, the newspapers follow

public opinion and cater to the public taste; they are the servants of

the people. The American says to his journalists: "I don't care a pin

for your opinions on such a question. Give me the news and I will

comment on it myself. Only don't forget that I am an overworked man, and

that before, or after, my fourteen hours' work, I want to be

entertained."

So, as I have said elsewhere, the American journalist must be spicy,

lively, and bright. He must know how, not merely to report, but to

relate in a racy, catching style, an accident, a trial, a conflagration,

and be able to make up an article of one or two columns upon the most

insignificant incident. He must be interesting, readable. His eyes and

ears must be always open, every one of his five senses on the alert, for

he must keep ahead in this wild race for news. He must be a good

conversationalist on most subjects, so as to bring back from his

interviews with different people a good store of materials. He must be a

man of courage, to brave rebuffs. He must be a philosopher, to pocket

abuse cheerfully.

He must be a man of honor, to inspire confidence in the people he has to

deal with. Personally I can say this of him, that wherever I have begged

him, for instance, to kindly abstain from mentioning this or that which

might have been said in conversation with him, I have invariably found

that he kept his word.

But if the matter is of public interest, he is, before and above all,

the servant of the public; so, never challenge his spirit of enterprise,

or he will leave no stone unturned until he has found out your secret

and exhibited it in public.

I do not think that American journalism needs an apology.

It is the natural outcome of circumstances and the democratic times we

live in. The Theatre-Francais is not now, under a Republic, and probably

never again will be, what it was when it was placed under the patronage

and supervision of the French Court. Democracy is the form of government

least of all calculated to foster literature and the fine arts. To that

purpose, Monarchy, with its Court and its fashionable society, is the

best. This is no reason to prefer a monarchy to a republic. Liberty,

like any other luxury, has to be paid for.

Journalism cannot be now what it was when papers were read by people of

culture. In a democracy, the stage and journalism have to please the

masses of the people. As the people become better and better educated,

the stage and journalism will rise with them. What the people want, I

repeat it, is news, and journals are properly called _news_ papers.

Speaking of American journalism, no man need use apologetic language.

Not when the proprietor of an American paper will not hesitate to spend

thousands of dollars to provide his readers with the minutest details

about some great European event.

Not when an American paper will, at its own expense, send Henry M.

Stanley to Africa in search of Livingstone.

Not so long as the American press is vigilant, and keeps its thousand

eyes open on the interests of the American people.

* * * * *

_Midnight._

Dined this evening with Richard Mansfield at Delmonico's. I sat between

Mr. Charles A. Dana, the first of American journalists, and General

Horace Porter, and had what my American friends would call "a mighty

elegant time." The host was delightful, the dinner excellent, the wine

"extra dry," the speeches quite the reverse. "Speeches" is rather a big

word for what took place at dessert. Every one supplied an anecdote, a

story, a reminiscence, and contributed to the general entertainment of

the guests.

The Americans have too much humor to spoil their dinners with toasts to

the President, the Senate, the House of Representatives, the army, the

navy, the militia, the volunteers, and the reserved forces.

I once heard Mr. Chauncey M. Depew referring to the volunteers, at some

English public dinner, as "men invincible--in peace, and invisible--in

war." After dinner I remarked to an English peer:

"You have heard to-night the great New York after-dinner speaker; what

do you think of his speech?"

"Well," he said, "it was witty; but I think his remark about our

volunteers was not in very good taste."

I remained composed, and did not burst.

* * * * *

_Newburgh, N. Y., January 21._

I lectured in Melrose, near Boston, last night, and had the

satisfaction of pleasing a Massachusetts audience for the second time.

After the lecture, I had supper with Mr. Nat Goodwin, a very good actor,

who is now playing in Boston in a new play by Mr. Steele Mackaye. Mr.

Nat Goodwin told many good stories at supper. He can entertain his

friends in private as well as he can the public.

* * * * *

To-night I have appeared in a church, in Newburgh. The minister, who

took the chair, had the good sense to refrain from opening the lecture

with prayer. There are many who have not the tact necessary to see that

praying before a humorous lecture is almost as irreverent as praying

before a glass of grog. It is as an artist, however, that I resent that

prayer. After the audience have said _Amen_, it takes them a full

quarter of an hour to realize that the lecture is not a sermon; that

they are in a church, but not at church; and the whole time their minds

are in that undecided state, all your points fall flat and miss fire.

Even without the preliminary prayer, I dislike lecturing in a church.

The very atmosphere of a church is against the success of a light,

humorous lecture, and many a point, which would bring down the house in

a theater, will be received only with smiles in a lecture hall, and in

respectful silence in a church. An audience is greatly influenced by

surroundings.

Now, I must say that the interior of an American church, with its lines

of benches, its galleries, and its platform, does not inspire in one

such religious feelings as the interior of a European Catholic church.

In many American towns, the church is let for meetings, concerts,

exhibitions, bazaars, etc., and so far as you can see, there is nothing

to distinguish it from an ordinary lecture hall.

Yet it is a church, and both lecturer and audience feel it.

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