FROM MUNICH TO NAPLES

At all events, saith the best authority, "pray that your flight be

not in winter;" and it might have added, don't go south if you desire

warm weather. In January, 1869, I had a little experience of hunting

after genial skies; and I will give you the benefit of it in some

free running notes on my journey from Munich to Naples.

It was the middle of January, at eleven o'clock at night, that we

left Munich, on a mixed railway train, choosing that time, and the

slowest of slow trains, that we might make the famous Brenner Pass by

daylight. It was no easy matter, at last, to pull up from the dear

old city in which we had become so firmly planted, and to leave the

German friends who made the place like home to us. One gets to love

Germany and the Germans as he does no other country and people in

Europe. There has been something so simple, honest, genuine, in our

Munich life, that we look back to it with longing eyes from this land

of fancy, of hand-organ music, and squalid splendor. I presume the

streets are yet half the day hid in a mountain fog; but I know the

superb military bands are still playing at noon in the old Marian

Platz and in the Loggie by the Residenz; that at half-past six in the

evening our friends are quietly stepping in to hear the opera at the

Hof Theater, where everybody goes to hear the music, and nobody for

display, and that they will be at home before half-past nine, and

have dispatched the servant for the mugs of foaming beer; I know that

they still hear every week the choice conservatoire orchestral

concerts in the Odeon; and, alas that experience should force me to

think of it! I have no doubt that they sip, every morning, coffee

which is as much superior to that of Paris as that of Paris is to

that of London; and that they eat the delicious rolls, in comparison

with which those of Paris are tasteless. I wonder, in this land of

wine,--and yet it must be so,--if the beer-gardens are still filled

nightly; and if it could be that I should sit at a little table

there, a comely lass would, before I could ask for what everybody is

presumed to want, place before me a tall glass full of amber liquid,

crowned with creamy foam. Are the handsome officers still sipping

their coffee in the Caf‚ Maximilian; and, on sunny days, is the crowd

of fashion still streaming down to the Isar, and the high, sightly

walks and gardens beyond?

As I said, it was eleven o'clock of a clear and not very severe

night; for Munich had had no snow on the ground since November. A

deputation of our friends were at the station to see us off, and the

farewells between the gentlemen were in the hearty fashion of the

country. I know there is a prejudice with us against kissing between

men; but it is only a question of taste: and the experience of

anybody will tell him that the theory that this sort of salutation

must necessarily be desirable between opposite sexes is a delusion.

But I suppose it cannot be denied that kissing between men was

invented in Germany before they wore full beards. Well, our goodbyes

said, we climbed into our bare cars. There is no way of heating the

German cars, except by tubes filled with hot water, which are placed

under the feet, and are called foot-warmers. As we slowly moved out

over the plain, we found it was cold; in an hour the foot-warmers,

not hot to start with, were stone cold. You are going to sunny

Italy, our friends had said: as soon as you pass the Brenner you will

have sunshine and delightful weather. This thought consoled us, but

did not warm our feet. The Germans, when they travel by rail, wrap

themselves in furs and carry foot-sacks.

We creaked along, with many stoppings. At two o'clock we were at

Rosenheim. Rosenheim is a windy place, with clear starlight, with a

multitude of cars on a multiplicity of tracks, and a large, lighted

refreshment-room, which has a glowing, jolly stove. We stay there an

hour, toasting by the fire and drinking excellent coffee. Groups of

Germans are seated at tables playing cards, smoking, and taking

coffee. Other trains arrive; and huge men stalk in, from Vienna or

Russia, you would say, enveloped in enormous fur overcoats, reaching

to the heels, and with big fur boots coming above the knees, in which

they move like elephants. Another start, and a cold ride with

cooling foot-warmers, droning on to Kurfstein. It is five o'clock

when we reach Kurfstein, which is also a restaurant, with a hot

stove, and more Germans going on as if it were daytime; but by this

time in the morning the coffee had got to be wretched.

After an hour's waiting, we dream on again, and, before we know it,

come out of our cold doze into the cold dawn. Through the thick

frost on the windows we see the faint outlines of mountains.

Scraping away the incrustation, we find that we are in the Tyrol,

high hills on all sides, no snow in the valley, a bright morning, and

the snow-peaks are soon rosy in the sunrise. It is just as we

expected,--little villages under the hills, and slender church spires

with brick-red tops. At nine o'clock we are in Innsbruck, at the

foot of the Brenner. No snow yet. It must be charming here in the

summer.

During the night we have got out of Bavaria. The waiter at the

restaurant wants us to pay him ninety kreuzers for our coffee, which

is only six kreuzers a cup in Munich. Remembering that it takes one

hundred kreuzers to make a gulden in Austria, I launch out a Bavarian

gulden, and expect ten kreuzers in change. I have heard that sixty

Bavarian kreuzers are equal to one hundred Austrian; but this waiter

explains to me that my gulden is only good for ninety kreuzers. I,

in my turn, explain to the waiter that it is better than the coffee;

but we come to no understanding, and I give up, before I begin,

trying to understand the Austrian currency. During the day I get my

pockets full of coppers, which are very convenient to take in change,

but appear to have a very slight purchasing, power in Austria even,

and none at all elsewhere, and the only use for which I have found is

to give to Italian beggars. One of these pieces satisfies a beggar

when it drops into his hat; and then it detains him long enough in

the examination of it, so that your carriage has time to get so far

away that his renewed pursuit is usually unavailing.

The Brenner Pass repaid us for the pains we had taken to see it,

especially as the sun shone and took the frost from our windows, and

we encountered no snow on the track; and, indeed, the fall was not

deep, except on the high peaks about us. Even if the engineering of

the road were not so interesting, it was something to be again amidst

mountains that can boast a height of ten thousand feet. After we

passed the summit, and began the zigzag descent, we were on a sharp

lookout for sunny Italy. I expected to lay aside my heavy overcoat,

and sun myself at the first station among the vineyards. Instead of

that, we bade good-by to bright sky, and plunged into a snowstorm,

and, so greeted, drove down into the narrow gorges, whose steep

slopes we could see were terraced to the top, and planted with vines.

We could distinguish enough to know that, with the old Roman ruins,

the churches and convent towers perched on the crags, and all, the

scenery in summer must be finer than that of the Rhine, especially as

the vineyards here are picturesque,--the vines being trained so as to

hide and clothe the ground with verdure.

It was four o'clock when we reached Trent, and colder than on top of

the Brenner. As the Council, owing to the dead state of its members

for now three centuries, was not in session, we made no long tarry.

We went into the magnificent large refreshment-room to get warm; but

it was as cold as a New England barn. I asked the proprietor if we

could not get at a fire; but he insisted that the room was warm, that

it was heated with a furnace, and that he burned good stove-coal, and

pointed to a register high up in the wall. Seeing that I looked

incredulous, he insisted that I should test it. Accordingly, I

climbed upon a table, and reached up my hand. A faint warmth came

out; and I gave it up, and congratulated the landlord on his furnace.

But the register had no effect on the great hall. You might as well

try to heat the dome of St. Peter's with a lucifer-match. At dark,

Allah be praised! we reached Ala, where we went through the humbug

of an Italian custom-house, and had our first glimpse of Italy in the

picturesque-looking idlers in red-tasseled caps, and the jabber of a

strange tongue. The snow turned into a cold rain: the foot-warmers,

we having reached the sunny lands, could no longer be afforded; and

we shivered along till nine o'clock, dark and rainy, brought us to

Verona. We emerged from the station to find a crowd of omnibuses,

carriages, drivers, runners, and people anxious to help us, all

vociferating in the highest key. Amidst the usual Italian clamor

about nothing, we gained our hotel omnibus, and sat there for ten

minutes watching the dispute over our luggage, and serenely listening

to the angry vituperations of policemen and drivers. It sounded like

a revolution, but it was only the ordinary Italian way of doing

things; and we were at last rattling away over the broad pavements.

Of course, we stopped at a palace turned hotel, drove into a court

with double flights of high stone and marble stairways, and were

hurried up to the marble-mosaic landing by an active boy, and, almost

before we could ask for rooms, were shown into a suite of magnificent

apartments. I had a glimpse of a garden in the rear,--flowers and

plants, and a balcony up which I suppose Romeo climbed to hold that

immortal love-prattle with the lovesick Juliet. Boy began to light

the candles. Asked in English the price of such fine rooms. Reply

in Italian. Asked in German. Reply in Italian. Asked in French,

with the same result. Other servants appeared, each with a piece of

baggage. Other candles were lighted. Everybody talked in chorus.

The landlady--a woman of elegant manners and great command of her

native tongue--appeared with a candle, and joined in the melodious

confusion. What is the price of these rooms? More jabber, more

servants bearing lights. We seemed suddenly to have come into an

illumination and a private lunatic asylum. The landlady and her

troop grew more and more voluble and excited. Ah, then, if these

rooms do not suit the signor and signoras, there are others; and we

were whisked off to apartments yet grander, great suites with high,

canopied beds, mirrors, and furniture that was luxurious a hundred

years ago. The price? Again a torrent of Italian; servants pouring

in, lights flashing, our baggage arriving, until, in the tumult,

hopeless of any response to our inquiry for a servant who could speak

anything but Italian, and when we had decided, in despair, to hire

the entire establishment, a waiter appeared who was accomplished in

all languages, the row subsided, and we were left alone in our glory,

and soon in welcome sleep forgot our desperate search for a warm

climate.

The next day it was rainy and not warm; but the sun came out

occasionally, and we drove about to see some of the sights. The

first Italian town which the stranger sees he is sure to remember,

the outdoor life of the people is so different from that at the

North. It is the fiction in Italy that it is always summer; and the

people sit in the open market-place, shiver in the open doorways,

crowd into corners where the sun comes, and try to keep up the

beautiful pretense. The picturesque groups of idlers and traffickers

were more interesting to us than the palaces with sculptured fronts

and old Roman busts, or tombs of the Scaligers, and old gates.

Perhaps I ought to except the wonderful and perfect Roman

amphitheater, over every foot of which a handsome boy in rags

followed us, looking over every wall that we looked over, peering

into every hole that we peered into, thus showing his fellowship with

us, and at every pause planting himself before us, and throwing a

somerset, and then extending his greasy cap for coppers, as if he

knew that the modern mind ought not to dwell too exclusively on hoary

antiquity without some relief.

Anxious, as I have said, to find the sunny South, we left Verona that

afternoon for Florence, by way of Padua and Bologna. The ride to

Padua was through a plain, at this season dreary enough, were it not,

here and there, for the abrupt little hills and the snowy Alps, which

were always in sight, and towards sundown and between showers

transcendently lovely in a purple and rosy light. But nothing now

could be more desolate than the rows of unending mulberry-trees,

pruned down to the stumps, through which we rode all the afternoon.

I suppose they look better when the branches grow out with the tender

leaves for the silk-worms, and when they are clothed with grapevines.

Padua was only to us a name. There we turned south, lost mountains

and the near hills, and had nothing but the mulberry flats and

ditches of water, and chilly rain and mist. It grew unpleasant as we

went south. At dark we were riding slowly, very slowly, for miles

through a country overflowed with water, out of which trees and

houses loomed up in a ghastly show. At all the stations soldiers

were getting on board, shouting and singing discordantly choruses

from the operas; for there was a rising at Padua, and one feared at

Bologna the populace getting up insurrections against the enforcement

of the grist-tax,--a tax which has made the government very

unpopular, as it falls principally upon the poor.

Creeping along at such a slow rate, we reached Bologna too late for

the Florence train, It was eight o'clock, and still raining. The

next train went at two o'clock in the morning, and was the best one

for us to take. We had supper in an inn near by, and a fair attempt

at a fire in our parlor. I sat before it, and kept it as lively as

possible, as the hours wore away, and tried to make believe that I

was ruminating on the ancient greatness of Bologna and its famous

university, some of whose chairs had been occupied by women, and upon

the fact that it was on a little island in the Reno, just below here,

that Octavius and Lepidus and Mark Antony formed the second

Triumvirate, which put an end to what little liberty Rome had left;

but in reality I was thinking of the draught on my back, and the

comforts of a sunny clime. But the time came at length for starting;

and in luxurious cars we finished the night very comfortably, and

rode into Florence at eight in the morning to find, as we had hoped,

on the other side of the Apennines, a sunny sky and balmy air.

As this is strictly a chapter of travel and weather, I may not stop

to say how impressive and beautiful Florence seemed to us; how

bewildering in art treasures, which one sees at a glance in the

streets; or scarcely to hint how lovely were the Boboli Gardens

behind the Pitti Palace, the roses, geraniums etc, in bloom, the

birds singing, and all in a soft, dreamy air. The next day was not

so genial; and we sped on, following our original intention of

seeking the summer in winter. In order to avoid trouble with baggage

and passports in Rome, we determined to book through for Naples,

making the trip in about twenty hours. We started at nine o'clock in

the evening, and I do not recall a more thoroughly uncomfortable

journey. It grew colder as the night wore on, and we went farther

south. Late in the morning we were landed at the station outside of

Rome. There was a general appearance of ruin and desolation. The

wind blew fiercely from the hills, and the snowflakes from the flying

clouds added to the general chilliness. There was no chance to get

even a cup of coffee, and we waited an hour in the cold car. If I

had not been so half frozen, the consciousness that I was actually on

the outskirts of the Eternal City, that I saw the Campagna and the

aqueducts, that yonder were the Alban Hills, and that every foot of

soil on which I looked was saturated with history, would have excited

me. The sun came out here and there as we went south, and we caught

some exquisite lights on the near and snowy hills; and there was

something almost homelike in the miles and miles of olive orchards,

that recalled the apple-trees, but for their shining silvered leaves.

And yet nothing could be more desolate than the brown marshy ground,

the brown hillocks, with now and then a shabby stone hut or a bit of

ruin, and the flocks of sheep shivering near their corrals, and their

shepherd, clad in sheepskin, as his ancestor was in the time of

Romulus, leaning on his staff, with his back to the wind. Now and

then a white town perched on a hillside, its houses piled above each

other, relieved the eye; and I could imagine that it might be all the

poets have sung of it, in the spring, though the Latin poets, I am

convinced, have wonderfully imposed upon us.

To make my long story short, it happened to be colder next morning at

Naples than it was in Germany. The sun shone; but the northeast

wind, which the natives poetically call the Tramontane, was blowing,

and the white smoke of Vesuvius rolled towards the sea. It would

only last three days, it was very unusual, and all that. The next

day it was colder, and the next colder yet. Snow fell, and blew

about unmelted: I saw it in the streets of Pompeii.

The fountains were frozen, icicles hung from the locks of the marble

statues in the Chiaia. And yet the oranges glowed like gold among

their green leaves; the roses, the heliotrope, the geraniums, bloomed

in all the gardens. It is the most contradictory climate. We

lunched one day, sitting in our open carriage in a lemon grove, and

near at hand the Lucrine Lake was half frozen over. We feasted our

eyes on the brilliant light and color on the sea, and the lovely

outlined mountains round the shore, and waited for a change of wind.

The Neapolitans declare that they have not had such weather in twenty

years. It is scarcely one's ideal of balmy Italy.

Before the weather changed, I began to feel in this great Naples,

with its roaring population of over half a million, very much like

the sailor I saw at the American consul's, who applied for help to be

sent home, claiming to be an American. He was an oratorical bummer,

and told his story with all the dignity and elevated language of an

old Roman. He had been cast away in London. How cast away? Oh! it

was all along of a boarding-house. And then he found himself shipped

on an English vessel, and he had lost his discharge-papers; and

"Listen, your honor," said he, calmly extending his right hand, "here

I am cast away on this desolate island with nothing before me but

wind and weather."

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