CHAPTER VI

THE ANALYST

Two days after the episode related in the last chapter, a fiacre

might have been seen rolling along the embankment of the Seine in the

direction of Notre Dame.

It had been raining all day, and streams of water descended through

the long pipes from the roofs of the houses to form miniature

cascades which flowed with a gurgling noise down the gratings placed

at intervals along the edge of the kerbstone. The cochers with

their varnished top hats might be seen from time to time shaking

off the water which poured from the brims in little streams down

their overcoats. Everything seemed sodden with rain. Women leading

little children by the hand, who were crying on account of the rain,

which streamed from the parental umbrellas down their necks, might

be observed hurrying along the street, or disappearing into narrow

passages apparently leading to nowhere. The second-hand bookstalls

along the river had long since been shut up, or covered with

tarpaulins to keep off the wet. Here and there a few truant fowls, or

a half-starved cat would scuttle out of the way of the carriage as it

splashed along. The driver cracked his long whip in a temper, as if

attempting to chastise the elements for their bad behaviour. On the

carriage went, past groups of workmen in their blue blouses, who could

be seen through the window of the fiacre standing in front of the

musty smelling bars drinking their absinthe or vin ordinaire, while in

the larger cafés others, better dressed, were whiling away their time

playing dominoes, or indulging in a game of billiards with absurdly

large balls on very small tables.

Suddenly the fiacre turned across the Pont Neuf towards the Rue de

l'Ecole de Medicine. The solitary passenger poked his head out of the

window.

"Cocher, drive to the third house on the right round the corner," said

the fare, and the head instantly disappeared inside the vehicle, which

a few minutes later drew up at the house.

It was Pierre Duval who alighted from the cab, and entering the house

knocked at the door on the first floor.

"Ah, this is indeed a surprise, mon ami." The speaker, Paul Romaine,

was a man nearly middle-aged with a crop of dishevelled hair and teeth

discoloured from the effects of perpetual cigarette smoking, but a

charming fellow notwithstanding, and thoroughly straightforward and

honest.

"Diable! I have not seen you for nearly two years. What brings you in

here, mon ami, on a filthy day like this of all others?"

"As a matter of fact I have a most important legal case on hand, and I

really came, mon cher Paul, to ask your advice."

"Nothing could give me greater pleasure, I assure you, but I am no

lawyer, and I cannot see how I can help you."

"On the contrary you can be of inestimable service to me. You are

assistant medical analyst to the Government, are you not?"

"That is precisely what I am," replied Paul, "entirely at your service."

"You must know then that I am acting as prosecutor in a medico-legal

case, which is very obscure, as we suspect foul play--in fact

poisoning, and it is naturally of the greatest importance that I

should make myself au fait with the various poisons and their means of

detection. The case I have to study is a very complicated one as none

of the doctors could fix on any poisons from the symptoms, and yet the

autopsy revealed nothing to account for the death of the victim. Of

course my visit is strictly confidential, as it would not do for anyone

to know I had been consulting you. I feel sure you will appreciate my

reason for this."

"Oh, you may rely on me implicitly. I shall be as silent as the

grave. I think the best thing to do would be to take you over to my

laboratory and show you how we make these analyses and detect the

various poisons. But first you must have a glass of wine," said Paul

as he brought a decanter from the cupboard. "These poisoning cases are

wonderfully fascinating," he added, as he filled a couple of glasses

with remarkably fine Beaune. "To feel that a man's life depends on the

colour of a precipitate in a test tube, or on the appearance of a few

crystals under the microscope, surrounds one's work with a halo of

romance which nothing else I know of can give."

"Yes, that is quite true, but we also have our feelings of excitement

and pride. I remember on one occasion I had to defend a man who had

been accused of stealing a gold watch, and he confessed to me that he

had done it. Well, I succeeded in intercepting the principal witness

for the prosecution through an intermediary, and told him to inform the

witness that he would not be wanted. I even succeeded in sending him a

hundred miles into the country with instructions not to return for a

few weeks. The trial came on the same afternoon, and the prosecuting

counsel began to state his case. When he had concluded his speech, he

informed the judge that he would now proceed to call the witness, and

the usher shouted his name high and low. Oh, it was a joke I assure

you to watch the counsel's face when the fellow failed to appear. Ha!

Ha! Of course the case broke down through the absence of the witness's

evidence. But the best of the joke was when the fellow came to see me

about paying my fee. I discovered that he had no money, and so I took

the gold watch which he had stolen as payment instead! I never enjoyed

a fee so much. Oh, Lord! you should have been there." And Pierre

laughed again until his sides ached.

Paul opened his blue eyes in undisguised astonishment at the audacity

of the lawyer of treating a criminal act in such a tone of levity.

"Upon my word, if I did not think you were joking, I should refuse to

speak to you any more," said Paul in utter disgust.

"Well you know it is only by doing smart things that we are able to

enhance our reputation--and after all, we are paid to do it. Moreover

in this case," added Pierre, anxious to repair the bad impression he

was creating in Paul's mind, "I was really sorry for the fellow as it

was his first offence, and his wife came and pleaded so hard to me to

get him off."

"Well, I will forgive you this time," said Paul, "but for God's sake

don't tell anyone else, or you may get struck off the rolls, or even

find yourself in the dock one of these fine days."

"My dear Paul, if one wants to get on in one's profession one must not

have too thin a skin; you must make a little allowance for us lawyers."

"Well, for my part, I think it is simply disgusting. You ought to aim

at justice being done before everything," replied Paul in a voice of

indignation.

"Why, my good fellow, if we advocates were to be paragons of virtue,

like Thomas à Kempis, or St. Francis de Sales we should all starve to

death."

Paul merely shrugged his shoulders.

"Well," he said at length, anxious to change a subject so repugnant to

his feelings, "let us go over to the laboratory, and I will show you

some of our work." So saying they left the flat together. They entered

a large room reeking with chemical fumes. On one table were scales

which could weigh a hundred kilos, and on another table a balance so

delicate, that it would turn with the fifth of a millegramme.

Rows upon rows of bottles were on the shelves containing twice as many

drugs as are to be found in a chemist's shop.

In another part of the room were glass jars filled with every organ of

the human body, all furnished with large labels. Beakers, test-tubes,

mortars, funnels, measuring-glasses, dishes, thermometers, etc., were

scattered all over the room, in what might be termed orderly confusion,

but actually just where they were most wanted. On the opposite side

of the room stood a large spectroscope by Hilger, used for revealing

the spectrum lines of metals, or examining the absorption bands of

blood. Near by stood a row of microscopes by Hartnack, furnished with

objectives of every power, which were screwed on a revolving attachment

so that they could be brought into position by a single turn of the

hand.

Pierre was lost in amazement at the prodigious display of apparatus.

"Do you mean to say that you employ all these things?" he asked.

"Oh, my dear sir, you have not seen a fourth part of our apparatus yet.

Just look behind the curtain."

Pierre pushed aside a thick curtain, and opening a door found himself

in a "dark room" illuminated by a large red light, and supplied with a

washing trough and numerous bottles and dishes.

"That is where we make our photographs," said Paul, "and in the room

next to it we make our enlargements, and reproduce by photography,

finger prints and blood stains, and make copies of the object seen

under the microscope."

They passed along a short corridor and entered the bacteriological

laboratory. Here were bottles filled with dyes and stains of every

colour. A whole row of copper incubating chambers, each surrounded by

a water jacket, were ranged along the one side of the wall. Each was

heated by an automatic burner, so arranged that a constant temperature

of any degree required could be maintained for days or weeks at a time.

In one part of the room was a centrifugal whirler, holding a couple

of test-tubes. These were filled with the fluids to be examined which

contained solids in suspension, and when these tubes were whirled round

at a prodigious rate the solid contents were forced to the bottom of

the tubes, and could thus be readily separated. In another part of the

room were test-tubes filled with serums, jellies, and meat broths of

various kinds, any of which could be inoculated by touching the surface

with a sterilized platinum wire which had been previously dipped in the

fluid supposed to be infected by microbes. When the microbes were thus

placed in their food, the test-tubes containing them would be labelled

and placed in the incubator to allow the germs to multiply to their

heart's content.

"Once more open the door," said Paul, smiling at his friend's

amazement, and the two passed down some steps into a courtyard. All

round the walls were hutches filled with guineapigs and rabbits, others

contained whole families of rats and mice, some white, and some brown.

Other hutches again contained cats and small dogs, while a large cage

in the corner was filled with Rhesus and Bonnet monkeys. Lastly in the

opposite corner was an aquarium containing a varied assortment of frogs

and toads.

"What on earth do you want this menagerie for?" said Pierre.

"Why, this is the most important part of our laboratory. I will show

you later what use we make of these animals. Meanwhile let us return to

the first room, and we will have a chat."

"Do you always succeed in detecting the poison?" asked Duval.

"In the case of acids, alkalies, and metals or their salts, practically

always, as not only are the tests easy to apply and well known, but the

doses to be fatal are usually so large that one can find sufficient

traces in the stomach, intestines, and liver to make a reliable test.

To take an example. Here is a bottle containing what is left of the

contents of the stomach of a woman who was poisoned a week ago. We have

already made our report, so I can quite well use a little of what is

left.

"Watch me closely. I first stir the contents well, and then filter some

of it through this filter paper into this little beaker. Now I add a

few drops of acid, and then allow some of the sulphuretted hydrogen

gas to bubble through. Observe a bright canary yellow precipitate is

forming. This shows me that arsenic is probably present. But to make

quite sure I apply some further tests." Paul then poured another small

quantity of the suspected fluid into a tiny porcelain dish, to which he

added a few drops of pure hydrochloric acid and gently warmed it.

"Now," said Paul, "I take this slip of pure polished copper-foil and

just dip it into the liquid--so, and see, it is slowly becoming covered

with an iron-grey metallic film. In order to be quite sure that the

coating is not due to accidental impurity, I repeat the experiment with

the contents of another stomach which I know is free from any poison,

and observe when I dip the foil in there is no deposit. This shows me

that both the acid and the copper-foil are pure, and that in the former

case the grey deposit was due to arsenic. In order to make doubly sure,

I take the coated slip of copper, wash it well in water, then in ether

alcohol, and gently heat it in this reduction tube. Now, let us put it

under the microscope and tell me what you see."

"I see a number of shiny square crystals like little diamonds."

"Just so," replied Paul. "Those are the crystals of arsenious acid.

It forms characteristic eight-sided crystals. So you see we have

determined the presence of arsenic by three independent tests. It

therefore must be arsenic, as nothing else will give these reactions.

In the case of alkaloids the tests are much more difficult, because one

may poison a person with a very small quantity indeed.

"For example, here are the remains of the contents of the stomach of a

child. In this particular instance we found it extremely difficult to

detect the poison. We tested for all the ordinary poisons in vain. Here

our menagerie came to our aid; for on injecting a small quantity of

the fluid under a guineapig's skin with this Pravaz syringe the little

animal rapidly died with convulsions and syncope. Hence we knew at

once that we had to do with a very poisonous alkaloid. By using nearly

the whole contents of the stomach, and extracting the alkaloid,[7] we

recovered about the 1/30th part of a grain of a white powder which we

proved to be Aconitine--one of the most deadly poisons known.

"So you see if anyone tries to poison a person even with these

alkaloids he is sure to be found out."

"But are there no poisons which are beyond your powers to detect?"

"Undoubtedly there are," replied Paul, warming up with his subject.

"The ptomaines for example. These are soluble ferments which are formed

when any animal tissue putrifies. But although we cannot so readily

test them by chemical means, we can easily prove their presence by

observing their effect on some one or other of the animals in our

invaluable menagerie.

"I could give you many more examples if you wanted them. Muscarine,

for instance, the alkaloids of certain fungi, many snake poisons, and

countless different microbes."

"But can't you tell me of something which will defy detection even by

means of your animals?"

Paul puffed away at his cigarette in deep thought, and then,

slowly removing it from his lips, looked up at Pierre and gave a

characteristic nod.

"Yes, now I think of it, I can give you one. There is a peculiar fluid

sent to me from Japan recently," and he pointed to a bottle on the

top shelf. "This has hitherto defied all detection by chemical means

or otherwise. I alone have discovered how to detect its presence,

but I have not had time to publish my discovery, and the poison is

quite unknown in Europe. I am told it has the property of sending the

person off into a gentle sleep from which he never wakes, if only a

teaspoonful be injected under the skin. A friend of mine who is a

professor of toxicology at Tokio wrote to me about it, and told me of

several murders that had been committed through some mysterious drug

which he ultimately managed to get hold of. Being unable to analyse it

he sent me a sample to see what I could do with it. It arrived only

about two weeks ago."

"Well," said Duval, rising to go, "thanks very much for the charming

hour I have spent with you."

"Don't mention it. I see it is nearly dinner time; will you have dinner

with me? I know of a select restaurant where the viands and wines are

admirable."

Pierre cordially thanked him, and taking up his hat and stick proceeded

to follow him out of the room. Before doing so, however, he allowed his

cigarette case to fall noiselessly on a duster which lay partly hidden

by the table. On leaving the room, Paul turned round and locked the

door, and the two left the house together.

"Allow me to offer you one of my cigarettes," said Pierre, as they

stood in the portico waiting for a fiacre.

"With pleasure, mon ami."

"Diable!" exclaimed Pierre, fumbling in vain for his cigarette

case. "What have I done with it? Oh, I remember, I left it in your

laboratory. Pray don't trouble to go back," he added, as Paul turned

round to enter the house. "Give me the keys, I can find it much quicker

than you can, as I know exactly where I left it in the laboratory. I

will be back in a moment."

Suspecting nothing, Paul handed him his bunch of keys, and Pierre ran

upstairs. He entered the room, shutting the door after him, and then,

rapidly placing a pair of steps against the shelves he took down the

bottle which Paul had pointed out. Quick as lightning he poured half

the contents into an empty bottle which happened to be lying on the

table, and returned the rest to its place on the shelf. Picking up his

cigarette case, together with the syringe which Paul had shown him, he

slipped them into his pocket, locked the door after him, and ran down

to his friend.

"I must apologise for keeping you so long," said Pierre with superb

effrontery, "but I could not find it at first as it had dropped on to

the floor, but here it is," and so saying he offered him a cigarette.

The fiacre coming up at this moment they adjourned to the "Restaurant

Joseph" for dinner.

Of all the restaurants in Paris there is none that quite comes up

to "Joseph's." Monsieur Joseph was more than a great chef, he was a

genius. To his way of thinking there was no art or science in the

world that could compare with his. "What poetry could be mentioned in

the same breath with a great dinner," he would exclaim. "And as to

science, we know that Newton, Leibnitz, Fresnel, Laplace, Pasteur, and

the rest of them achieved great things, but compared with the victories

of Béchamel, Robert, Rechaud, Carême, and Mérillion, they are rien,

monsieur, rien du tout. You boast to me of the moral courage of the

Christian martyrs who faced death in the arena of the Coliseum rather

than offer incense to Cæsar; but their courage cannot be mentioned

in the same breath with that of Vatel, the cook of the great Condé.

Did any of them bid adieu to life in the superb manner of Vatel? Ah!

there was a hero for you. He actually put an end to himself because a

fish he had ordered arrived too late for his master's banquet. What a

magnificent example to set! How sublime his end!"

The great man wiped the perspiration off his brow and positively panted

with excitement.

The enthusiasm that the famous chef threw into his work was the wonder

and admiration of all the leading gourmands of the town. The moment one

of his favourite customers entered for dinner, the great chef would

wave away the garçon who came up to take orders of his customer, and

attend to him himself.

"Now I cannot allow you to choose your own dinner, permit me to suggest

for the Hors d'Oeuvres some salade d'Anchovis with Hareng Marines and

just a suspicion of Kets Cavier at the side."

"Yes, that is excellent."

"Now for soup. What do you say to crême d'orge à l'allemande? Oh, you

prefer 'clear.' Just a little Consommé Julienne en Tasse, as we must

not spoil the appetite for the fish and entrées. A small glass of gin

a l'anglaise with it is wonderfully appetising and forms a superb

apéritif."

"Quite so."

"And for fish, ah, le voilà. Grey Mullets Meunière, or do you prefer

Escalopes de Mostele écossaise just brought in fresh this morning, with

a little dry hock? And after that what shall we suggest? Ah! I know, my

superb dish, a 'Caneton à la presse.' But gently, gently, messieurs,

you cannot pass over my Poussins Picadilly, and to please the palate a

demi-bouteille of my special '84 Beaune, it is superb, it will clear

the brain." And so the worthy man would go on.

To watch him carve a 'Caneton roti a l'anglaise' was a marvel of

dexterity and skill, and was considered one of the sights of Paris.

It was a masterpiece of carving. Transfixing the bird by means of

a large fork, with half-a-dozen rapid strokes of the knife, never

exceeding one stroke for each limb, slish slash, slish slash, and the

bird would apparently fall to pieces completely dismembered. "Ah!" he

would exclaim, "no chef in England or Germany can perform a feat like

that. There is one God and one Joseph, and the latter is the king of

chefs, n'est-ce pas?" and smiling in conscious triumph he would place

the disarticulated fowl before his astonished guests. "Ah, where would

Paris be without its restaurants, and where would the restaurants be

without their chefs?"

"Where indeed," replied Pierre and Paul in one breath, as they gazed

in astonishment at the great man in his white cap jauntily placed on

his head, as he stood before them with his arms folded, awaiting the

applause which he knew was sure to follow.

"Yes," replied Joseph, "if only the Emperor Napoleon III. had permitted

me to cook for him, how different would have been the result. He would

have led his brave army straight to Berlin. Victory would have followed

victory."

"And then?" asked Paul amused.

"Why, monsieur, of course we should have dictated terms at Berlin,

instead of being massacred by the hated Prussians at Sedan."

"But never mind, a time will come--a time will come--les Bosches

nous les aurons, mon Dieu! Nous avons plus que quinze centmille

braves--brave comme des lions--Diable!

"But messieurs, they are not eating, and they are positively allowing

the Mousselmes de Volaille a l'Indienne to get cold," and the great man

nearly wept in despair.

"Mille tonnerres!" he would exclaim, "Les messieurs have eaten their

pudding glacé amilcar without blending the flavour with my special

brand of Veuve Clicot. Mais c'est terrible!" and he ran off to order

the sommelier to fetch the bottle. "And now," he said, "I will call the

garçon to fetch you each a cup of my extra special coffee. Such coffee,

messieurs, you will not obtain in any other house in Paris. I have

spent years in experimenting with the different varieties of coffee

beans to discover the most perfect blend."

"Can you give us the recipe?" enquired Pierre and Paul together.

"Oh, messieurs, you would surely not rob a man of the fruit of his

labours; but I can tell you this much--there are six varieties of the

coffee berries in it, and the discovery and correct blending of these

different beans is the outcome of a lifetime of study. The moment I

become convinced that any chef produces a superior coffee to mine, I

shall put an end to myself, for I shall be too mortified to survive the

disgrace."

It was past midnight when our two friends left the restaurant. They

strolled for some distance along the boulevards watching the merry

crowds of midnight revellers who seem never to be tired of chatting

together. Some might be seen in groups round the marble tables under

the awnings of the cafés facing the pavement, while others again could

be seen inside the heated rooms listening to the strains of some

Hungarian band playing their weird Czardas.

Here and there a group of shop girls might be seen hurrying home with

rapid footsteps, or dawdling in front of the shop windows, while the

ceaseless flow of vehicles and passengers gave the stranger the idea

that Paris never went to bed at all.

It was during the early hours of the morning when Paul and Pierre

entered their respective apartments.

They were thoroughly tired out, and tried to sleep, but the roar of the

great city, like the roar of the ever-sounding sea, continued to break

on their ears without a pause.

FOOTNOTES:

[Footnote 7: An alkaloid is an organic crystalline substance containing

nitrogen usually of vegetable origin. It is generally poisonous, and in

most cases yields brilliant colours with certain reagents. (Author.)]

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