CHAPTER XII

FICTION

After much patient thinking, the English have come to the conclusion

that there is but one branch of literary art, and that its name is

Fiction. And by fiction the English really mean the six-shilling novel.

I do not think it is too much to say, that since the six-shilling novel

was first thrust upon our delighted attention it has never brought

within its covers six shillings' worth of reading. The high priest

and the high priestess who serve to the right and left of the altar

of six-shillingism are, as every one knows, Mr. Hall Caine and Miss

Marie Corelli. Each of them wears a golden ephod, with a breastplate of

jewels arranged to spell out the magic figures, One Hundred Thousand.

All the other priests of the Tabernacle look with awe and envy upon

these two, because the other priests' breastplates have hard work to

spell out fifty thousand, and some of them do not even achieve one

thousand five hundred. Burnt-offerings of Caine and Corelli therefore

fill the place with savour. A pair of sorrier writers never was on sea

or land. Everybody knows it, nobody denies it, and nobody seems sad

about it. The six-shilling novel is an established English institution.

Caine and Corelli are its prop and stay, and the rest do their best to

keep in the running and pick up the minor money-bags.

The perusal of six-shilling fiction is practically a sort of mania. It

has seized in its grip the fairest England has to show, particularly

matrons, the younger women, and stockbrokers. For the Englishwoman the

daily round would lose its saltness did she not have handy the newest

six-shilling novel by Mr. Caine, Miss Corelli, or the next literary

bawler in the market-place. There are shops called "libraries," to

which the Englishwoman repairs for her supplies of literary pabulum.

Here the six-shilling novel has a great time. Strapped together

in sixes, or packed in boxes of dozens, it is handed forth to the

carriages of its fair devourers, and taken right away to its repose

in the cultured homes of Bayswater and Kensington. From morning till

night many Englishwomen do little but read this precious stuff. What

they get out of it amounts in the long run to hysteria and anaemia. It

brings about a general deadening of the mind and a general jaggedness

of the emotions, coupled with an utter incapacity to take any save an

exaggerated view of the facts of life. Discontent, disillusionment,

ennui, boredom, ill-temper, a sharp tongue, and a cynical spirit are

other symptoms which the six-shilling novel is prone to evoke. The

habit is worse than opium or haschisch or tea cigarettes. It is just

the devil, and that is all you need say about it. The persons employed

in the opium traffic are supposed to be very wicked. To my mind, the

persons employed in the fiction traffic are as wicked as wicked can

be. When the foul disease began first to make its ravages obvious,

there were not wanting persons who would have checked it and provided

remedies for it. These persons squeaked somewhat, and nothing more

has been heard of them. So the thing goes on unrestrained, and even

applauded by press and pulpit alike; and the Englishwoman has become

a confirmed, inveterate, and incurable fiction-reader. If a man have

an enemy to whom he would do an abiding injury, let him persuade that

enemy to obtain the six more popular six-shilling novels of the moment,

and read them through. If the man's enemy sticks to his bargain--at

which, however, he will probably shy in the middle of the second

volume--the chances are that he gets up from that reading a broken and

spiritless man. His brain will be as saggy as a sponge full of treacle,

and his vision as unreliable as that of the alcoholist who always saw

two cabs, and invariably got into the one that was not there.

Seriously, however, what is there about this English fiction--or,

for that matter, about Scottish fiction--that men and women should

buy it and devour it to the exclusion of all other literary fare?

It is ill-written, it is not original, it is not like life, it is

not beautiful, it is not inspiring, it does not touch the profound

emotions, it means nothing, and it ends nowhere. The reason of its

popularity is, that it appeals to an indolent habit of mind, and, as a

general rule, is calculated to excite the passions, and particularly to

open up questions which experience has shown to be best left alone. In

nine cases out of ten, where a popular work of fiction is concerned,

it is always possible to put one's finger on the chapter or passages

on which its popularity is based; and in nine cases out of ten that

chapter or those passages have to do with sexual matters. The questions

which arise out of the relation of man and woman are no doubt vitally

important and most interesting; but that they should be discussed in

an unscientific, irresponsible, and catch-penny way by everybody who

can trail a pen is something of a scandal. If an author can succeed in

inventing a sexual situation which could not by any possible chance

exist for a moment in real life, or if he can put a glow and a gloss on

the tritenesses of love and lust, his success as a fictionist is to all

intents and purposes assured. What is sometimes spoken of as wholesome

fiction scarcely exists--anyway, nobody reads it. It is the carefully

constructed book about sex that sells and is read. Such a book need

not be flagrant, as was once thought to be the case; it can be "a work

of art"--a thing of veiled suggestion, delicate, unobjectionable, and

seemingly meet to be read.

One has hesitation in asserting that such books ought not to be written

or ought not to be circulated. It is difficult to justify any attitude

of intolerance in such a matter; yet the fact remains that the maids

and matrons of England, together with the men who have the leisure and

sufficient lack of brains to read fiction, are being stuffed season by

season and year by year with about the most undesirable kind of sexual

philosophy that could well be placed before them. Of any Englishwoman

of the leisured class above the age of sixteen years it may be said,

as was said of the late Professor Jowett in a different sense, "What

I don't know isn't knowledge." And the instructor in all cases is a

fictionist. If a man took his notion of business, or politics, or art,

out of six-shilling novels, he would be set down for a fool. Yet most

Englishwomen get their view of love and the married relation from these

extraordinary works, and it is taken for granted that nobody is a penny

the worse. For my own part, I should incline to the opinion that the

only persons who are a penny, not to say six shillings, the worse, are

the English middle and upper classes as a body.

Much has been said in derision of what the English call the Kailyard

school of fiction--Kailyard fiction being, I need scarcely say, a

brand of fiction written by Scotsmen usually in Scotland, and sold in

the English and the American markets. Everybody of taste and judgment

cheerfully admits that Kailyarders are not persons of genius. For

the delectation of the Southerner they have made a Scotland of their

own, the which, however, is not Scotland. They have made a Scottish

sentiment, a Scottish point of view, a Scottish humour, a Scottish

pathos, and even a Scottish dialect, which may be reckoned quite

doubtful. At the same time, one looks in vain to the Kailyarders for

anything that is worse than slobber--anything really noxious and

dreadful, that is to say. One might read Kailyard for ever and a day

without coming to great moral grief. Indeed, I would point out that,

on the whole, the Kailyard system of ethics partakes somewhat of the

character of the system of ethics which used to be unfolded in the

melodrama of our grandfathers' days. Virtue rewarded, vice punished,

is the moral upshot of it. And in any case, and let it be as bad

and as meretricious and as greatly to be deprecated as one will, we

must always remember that the Kailyard book is a work invented and

manufactured, not for Scotsmen, but for the Anglo-Saxon--the Englishman

and his offshoots.

Some months back a considerable hubbub arose in English literary

circles because M. Jules Verne had been saying to an interviewer,

at Amiens of all places in the world! that the novel as a form of

literary expression was doomed, and would gradually die out of popular

favour. It is safe to say that, in the eyes of sundry critics of

pretty well every nationality, the novel has been doomed any time this

last fifty years. Yet the novel comes up smiling every time. Since it

was reduced in price to six shillings in England it has undoubtedly

deteriorated, not only as a piece of writing, but also in the matter

of ethical intention. So long as it remains the prey of some of its

latter-day exploiters, so long will it continue to deteriorate. So

long as the English mind continues to be feeble and unwholesome, and

to yearn for artificial thrills and undesirable emotions, so long will

English fiction continue to be of its present decadent quality. As the

capitalist says, it is all a question of supply and demand. The great

aim of writers of fiction, or at any rate of ninety-nine per cent. of

them, is to produce an article that will sell. You must turn out what

the public want, and they will assuredly buy it. The knack of hitting

the public taste looks easy to acquire, and the fictionist strives

after it with all his might. Many are called to make fortunes out of

novel-writing: few are chosen. But nobody can examine the work of those

few without perceiving that for weal or woe--principally for woe--they

know their business.

Of course, it goes without saying that a very considerable amount of

fiction is published in England which is just as mild and just as

innocuous as tinned milk. To this puling variety of fiction, however,

the English do not appear to be very greatly drawn. It crops up with

great regularity every publishing season, it is solemnly reviewed in

the critical journals, and it even stands shoulder by shoulder with

stronger meat in the bookshops. But the fact remains that it does

not sell; to see "Second Edition" on it is the rarest occurrence. In

fine, the English will have their fiction spiced, and highly spiced,

or not at all. Mealy mouthed writers, over-reticent, over-blushful,

over-austere writers, they do not want; neither have they any

admiration for a writer who is plagued with a feeling for style, and

who may be reckoned an artist in the collocation of words. Their

much-vaunted Meredith has never had the sale of a Crockett or a Barrie

or a Hocking, or, for that matter, of a J.K. Jerome. The English have

little or no literary taste, little or no literary acumen, and they

expect their fictionists to give them anything and everything save what

is edifying.

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