CHAPTER VIII

THE NAVY

Since Trafalgar, the English navy has been the apple of the

Englishman's eye. He holds that the English power is a sea-power;

that these leviathans afloat, the King's ships, are his first line of

defence; and that so long as he keeps the English navy up to the mark

he can defy the world. His method of keeping it up to the mark is most

singular. It consists of tinkering with old ships generation after

generation, laying down new ones which seemingly never get finished,

and of being chronically short of men. The naval critics of England

may be divided sharply into two camps. In the one we have a number

of gentlemen who are naval critics simply because they happen to be

connected with newspapers. These young persons are naturally anxious

to do the best that can be done for their papers and for themselves.

They recognise that if they are to be in a position to obtain immediate

and first-hand information--not to say exclusive information--as

to naval doings, they must stand well with the Admiralty and the

authorities. The Admiralty and the authorities are not in need of

adverse critics. What they like and what they will have are smily, wily

reporters, who will swear with the official word, see with the official

eye, and take the rest for granted. In the other camp of naval critics

you have a bright collection of book-compilers, naval architects,

and patent-mongers, all of whom have some sort of fad to exploit or

some private axe to grind. Hence the amiable English taxpayer knows

just as much at the present moment about his navy as he knew three

years ago about his army. In spite of the perfervid assurances of Mr.

Kipling, and of the ill-written, anti-scare manifestoes of the morning

papers, the English taxpayer knows in his heart that all is not so

well as it might be with the English navy. What is wrong the English

taxpayer cannot tell you; but there it is, and he has a sort of feeling

that, when the big sea-tussle comes, the English navy, being tried,

will be found wanting. Herein I think he shows great prescience. The

superstition to the effect that the English rule the waves has of late

begun to be known for what it is. There are nowadays other Richmonds

in the field, all bent on doing a little wave-ruling on their own

account. And after the first start of surprise and astonishment, the

sleepy, slack, undiscerning Englishman has just let things go on as

they were, and has just dilly-dallied what time the new wave-rulers

were building and equipping the finest battle-ships that modern science

can put afloat, and making arrangements for the acquisition of as much

naval supremacy as they can lay their hands on. And whether the English

navy be or be not as efficient as the Admiralty and the admirals would

have us believe, it is quite certain that, in consequence of budding

wave-rulers, the English navy is not, on the whole, so formidable a

weapon or so impregnable a defence as it ought to be. The fact is,

that in the matter of naval strength, offensive and defensive, the

English are just a quarter of a century behind. They slept whilst their

good friends the French, the Russians, and the Germans were climbing

upward in the dark; and when they woke it was to perceive that another

navy had sprung into existence by the side of the English navy, and

that the task of catching up, of putting the old navy into a position

of absolute supremacy over the new, was well-nigh an impossible one.

You cannot build line-of-battle ships in an hour. Furthermore, the

yards of England, though capable of extraordinary achievements, are

not capable of a greater output than the yards of France, Russia, and

Germany conjoined. Half a century ago the English had a distinct and

preponderating start. When the other powers began to show increased

activity in the matter of shipbuilding, the English said, "It is of

no consequence; let 'em build." They threw their start clean away. The

probabilities are that they will never be able to regain it.

Quite apart from the large general question, however, and granting

that on paper England's sea-power is equal to that of any three powers

combined, it cannot have escaped the attention of the interested that

the foreign naval experts view our whole flotilla with a singular calm,

and appear to be quite amused when we talk of naval efficiency and

advancement. It is pretty certain that this calm and this amusement are

not based entirely in either ignorance or arrogance. Ships built and

fitted in Continental yards may lack the advantage of being English

built, but they are fighting-ships nevertheless, and they have not much

to lose by comparison with the best English fighting-ships, even when

the comparison is made by English experts. Indeed, it is very much

open to question whether some of the Continental ships are not a long

way ahead of some of the best English ships in destructive power and

possibilities for fight. Of course the common reply to this is, that

it is no good having a fine machine unless you have the right man to

handle it. And Jack, of course,--the honest English Jack,--is the only

man in the world that really knows how to handle fighting-ships. Well,

it may be so, or it may not be so. The Englishman will undoubtedly keep

his engines going and stick to his guns till chaos engulfs him. It

seems possible, too, that he has made himself thoroughly familiar with

every detail of the machine he has got to work, and that he knows his

business in a way which leaves precious little room for more intimate

knowledge. In spite of all this, however, it cannot be denied that the

Continental navy-man is slowly but surely creeping up to the English

standard. That as a rule he is a man of better family than the English

navy-man, that his conditions of service are more favourable, and

that his food and accommodation are better, are all in his favour.

He may lack the steadiness and the grit of the old original English

hearts of oak. Still, he is coming on and making progress; whereas the

old original English hearts of oak do not appear to be getting much

"forrader." Besides, it is well known that the English do not possess

anything like enough of them, and those whom they do possess have such

a love for the service that they take particularly good care to warn

would-be recruits off it.

From time immemorial the English have made a point of treating the

saviours of their country meanly and shabbily. In the Crimea the

English troops were half-starved and went about in rags, while a lot

of broad-shouldered, genial Englishmen made fortunes out of army

contracts. It was the same in the Transvaal, and it will be the same

whenever England is at war. In peace-time she does manage to keep her

soldiers and sailors decently dressed, but it is notorious that she

nips them in the paunch, and that the roast beef and plum-pudding and

flagons of October which are supposed to be the meat and drink of John

Bull are not considered good for his brave defenders. A beef-fed army

and a beef-fed navy are what Englishmen believe they get for their

money. The rank and file of the army and navy are better informed. With

a navy that is undersized, undermanned, underfed, and underpaid, the

English chances of triumph, when her real strength is put to the test,

are problematical. Meanwhile, we may comfort ourselves with Mr. Kipling

and the _Daily Telegraph_.

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