LORD KAMES'S PUZZLE.

On looking over some Session papers which had belonged to Lord Kames,

with the object, I confess, of getting hold of some facts--those

entities called by Quintilian the bones of truth, the more by token, I

fancy, that they so often stick in the throat--which might contribute to

my legends, I came to some sheets whereon his lordship had written some

hasty remarks, to the effect that the case Napier _versus_ Napier was

the most curious puzzle that ever he had witnessed since he had taken

his seat on the bench. The papers were fragmentary, consisting of parts

of a Reclaiming Petition and some portion of a Proof that had been led

in support of a brieve of service; but I got enough to enable me to give

the story, which I shall do in such a connected manner as to take the

reader along with me, I hope pleasantly, and without any inclination to

choke upon the foresaid bones.

Without being very particular about the year, which really I do not know

with further precision than that it was within the first five years of

Lord Kames's senator-ship, I request the reader to fancy himself in a

small domicile in Toddrick's Wynd, in the old city of Edinburgh; and I

request this the more readily that, as we all know, Nature does not

exclude very humble places from the regions of romance, neither does she

deny to very humble personages the characters of heroes and heroines.

Not that I have much to say in the first instance either of the place or

the persons; the former being no more than a solitary room and a

bed-closet, where yet the throb of life was as strong and quick as in

the mansions of the great, and the latter composed of two persons--one,

a decent, hard-working woman called Mrs. Hislop, whose duty in this

world was to keep her employers clean in their clothes, wherein she

stood next to the minister, insomuch as cleanliness is next to

godliness--in other words, she was a washerwoman; the other being a

young girl, verging upon sixteen, called Henrietta, whose qualities,

both of mind and body, might be comprised in the homely eulogy, "as

blithe as bonnie." So it may be, that if you are alarmed at the humility

of the occupation of the one--even with your remembrance that Sir Isaac

Newton experimented upon soap-bubbles--as being so intractable in the

plastic-work of romance, you may be appeased by the qualities of the

other; for has it not been our delight to sing for a thousand years,

yea, in a thousand songs, too, the praises of young damsels, whether

under the names of Jenny or Peggy, or those of Clarinda or Florabella,

or whether engaged in herding flocks by Logan Waters, or dispensing

knights' favours under the peacock? But we cannot afford to dispose of

our young heroine in this curt way, for her looks formed parts of the

lines of a strange history; and so we must be permitted the privilege of

narrating that, while Mrs. Hislop's _protegée_ did not come within that

charmed circle which contains, according to the poets, so many angels

without wings, she was probably as fair every whit as Dowsabell. Yet,

after all, we are not here concerned with beauty, which, as a specialty

in one to one, and as a universality in all to all, is beyond the power

of written description. We have here to do simply with some traits

which, being hereditary, not derived from Mrs. Hislop, have a bearing

upon our strange legend: the very slightest cast in the eyes, which in

its piquancy belied a fine genial nature in the said Henney; and a

classic nose, which, partaking of the old Roman type, and indicating

pride, was equally untrue to a generosity of feeling which made friends

of all who saw her--_except one_. A strange exception this _one_; for

who, even in this bad world, could be an enemy to a creature who

conciliated sympathy as a love, and defied antipathy as an

impossibility? Who could _he_ be? or rather, who could _she_ be? for man

seems to be excluded by the very instincts of his nature. The question

may be answered by the evolution of facts; than which what other have we

even amidst the dark gropings into the mystery of our wonderful being?

Mrs. Hislop's head was over the skeil, wherein lay one of the linen

sheets of Mr. Dallas, the writer to the signet, which, with her broad

hands, she was busy twisting into the form of a serpent; and no doubt

there were indications of her efforts in the drops of perspiration which

stood upon her good-humoured, gaucy face, so suggestive of dewdrops

('bating the poetry) on the leaves of a big blush peony. In this work

she was interrupted by the entrance of Henney, who came rushing in as if

under the influence of some emotion which had taken her young heart by

surprise.

"What think ye, minny?" she cried, as she held up her hands.

"The deil has risen again from the grave where he was buried in

Kirkcaldy," was the reply, with a laugh.

"No, that's no it," continued the girl.

"Then what is it?" was the question.

"He's dead," replied Henney.

"Who is dead?" again asked Mrs. Hislop.

"The strange man," replied the girl.

And a reply, too, which brought the busy worker to a pause in her work,

for she understood who the _he_ was, and the information went direct

through the ear to the heart; but Henney, supposing that she was not

understood, added--

"The man who used to look at me with yon terrible eyes."

"Yes, yes, dear, I understand you," said the woman, as she let the coil

fall, and sat down upon a chair, under the influence of strong emotion.

"But who told you?"

"Jean Graham," replied the girl.

An answer which seemed, for certain reasons known to herself, to satisfy

the woman, for the never another word she said, any more than if her

tongue had been paralyzed by the increased action of her heart; but as

we usually find that when that organ in woman is quiet more useful

powers come into action, so the sensible dame began to exercise her

judgment. A few minutes sufficed for forming a resolution; nor was it

sooner formed than that it was begun to be put into action, yet not

before the excited girl was away, no doubt to tell some of her

companions of her relief from the bugbear of the man with the terrible

eyes. The formation of a purpose might have been observed in her

puckered lips and the speculation in her grey eyes. The spirit of

romance had visited the small house in Toddrick's Wynd, where for

fifteen years the domestic _lares_ had sat quietly surveying the economy

of poverty. She rose composedly from the chair into which the effect of

Henney's exclamation had thrown her, went to the blue chest which

contained her holiday suit, took out, one after another, the chintz

gown, the mankie petticoat, the curch, the red plaid; and, after washing

from her face the perspiration drops, she began to put on her humble

finery--all the operation having been gone through with that quiet

action which belongs to strong minds where resolution has settled the

quivering chords of doubt.

Following the dressed dame up the High Street, we next find her in the

writing-booth of Mr. James Dallas, writer to his Majesty's Signet. The

gentleman was, after the manner of his tribe, minutely scanning some

papers--that is, he was looking into them so sharply that you would have

inferred that he was engaged in hunting for "flaws;" a species of game

that is both a prey and a reward--_et praeda et premium_, as an old

proverb says. Nor shall we say he was altogether pleased when he found

his inquiry, whatever it might be, interrupted by the entrance of Mrs.

Margaret Hislop of Toddrick's Wynd; notwithstanding that to this

personage he and Mrs. Dallas, and all the Dallases, were indebted for

the whiteness of their linen. No doubt she would be wanting payment of

her account; yet why apply to him, and not to Mrs. Dallas? And, besides,

it needed only one glance of the writer's eye to show that his visitor

had something more of the look of a client than a cleaner of linen; a

conclusion which was destined to be confirmed, when the woman, taking up

one of the high-backed chairs in the room, placed it right opposite to

the man of law, and, hitching her round body into something like stiff

dignity, seated herself. Nor was this change from her usual deportment

the only one she underwent; for, as soon appeared, her style of speech

was to pass from broad Scotch, not altogether into the "Inglis" of the

upper ranks, but into a mixture of the two tongues; a feat which she

performed very well, and for which she had been qualified by having

lived in the service of the great.

"And so Mr. Napier of Eastleys is dead?" she began.

"Yes," answered the writer, perhaps with a portion of cheerfulness,

seeing he was that gentleman's agent, or "doer," as it was then called;

a word far more expressive, as many clients can testify, at least after

they are "done;" and seeing also that a dead client is not finally

"done" until his affairs are wound up and consigned to the green box.

"And wha is his heir, think ye?" continued his questioner.

"Why, Charles Napier, his nephew," answered the writer, somewhat

carelessly.

"I'm no just a'thegither sure of that, Mr. Dallas," said she, with

another effort at dignity, which was unfortunately qualified by a

knowing wink.

"The deil's in the woman," was the sharp retort, as the writer opened

his eyes wider than he had done since he laid down his parchments.

"The deil's in me or no in me," said she; "but this I'm sure of, that

Henrietta Hislop--that's our Henney, ye ken--the brawest and bonniest

lass in Toddrick's Wynd (and that's no saying little), is the lawful

heiress of Mr. John Napier of Eastleys, and was called Henrietta after

her mother."

"The honest woman's red wud," said the writer, laughing. "Why, Mrs.

Hislop, I always took you for a shrewd, sensible woman. Do you really

think that, because you bore a child to Mr. John Napier, therefore

Henney Hislop is the heiress of her reputed father?"

"_Me_ bear a bairn to Mr. Napier!" cried the offended client. "Wha ever

said I was the mother of Henney Hislop?"

"Everybody," replied he. "We never doubted it, though I admit she has

none of your features."

"Everybody is a leear, then," rejoined the woman tartly. "There's no a

drap of blood in the lassie's body can claim kindred with me or mine;

though, if it were so, it would be no dishonour, for the Hislops were

lairds of Highslaps in Ayrshire at the time of Malcolm Mucklehead."

"And whose daughter, by the mother's side, is she, then?" asked he, as

his curiosity began to wax stronger.

"Ay, you have now your hand on the cocked egg," replied she, with a look

of mystery. "The other was a wind ane, and you've just to sit a little

and you'll see the chick."

The writer settled himself into attention, and the good dame thought it

proper, like some preachers who pause two or three minutes (the best

part of their discourse) after they have given out the text, to raise a

wonder how long they intend to hold their tongue, and thereby produce

attention, to retain her speech until she had attained the due

solemnity.

"It is now," she began, in a low mysterious voice, "just sixteen years

come June,--and if ye want the day, it will be the 15th,--and if ye want

the hour, we may say eleven o'clock at night, when I was making ready

for my bed,--I heard a knock at my door, and the words of a woman, 'Oh,

Mrs. Hislop, Mrs. Hislop!' So I ran and opened the door; and wha think

ye I saw but Jean Graham, Mr. Napier's cook, with een like twa candles,

and her mouth as wide as if she had been to swallow the biggest sup of

porridge that ever crossed ploughman's craig?"

"'What's ado, woman?' said I, for I thought something fearful had

happened.

"'Oh,' cried she, 'my lady's lighter, and ye're to come to Meggat's

Land, even noo, this minute, and bide nae man's hindrance.'

"'And so I will,' said I, as I threw my red plaid ower my head; then I

blew out my cruse, and out we came, jolting each other in the dark

passage through sheer hurry and confusion--down the Canongate, t'll we

came to Meggat's Land, in at the kitchen door, ben a dark passage, up a

stair, then ben another passage, till we came to a back room, the door

of which was opened by somebody inside. I was bewildered--the light in

the room made my een reel; but I soon came to myself, when I saw a man

and Mrs. Kemp the howdie busy rowing something in flannel.

"'Get along,' said the man to Jean; 'you're not wanted here.'

"And as Jean made off, Mrs. Kemp turned to me--

"'Come here, Mrs. Hislop,' said she.

"So I slipt forward; but the never a word more was said for ten minutes,

they were so intent on getting the bairn all right--for ye ken, sir, it

was a new-born babe they were busy with: they were as silent as the

grave; and indeed everything was so still, that I heard their breathing

like a rushing of wind, though they breathed just as they were wont to

do. And when they had finished--

"'Mrs. Hislop,' said the man, as he turned to me, 'you're to take this

child and bring it up as your own, or anybody else's you like, except

Mr. Napier's, and you're never to say when or how you got it, for it's a

banned creature, with the curse upon it of a malison for the sins of him

who begot it and of her who bore it. Swear to it;' and he held up his

hand.

"And I swore; but I thought I would just take the advice of the Lord how

far my words would bind me to do evil, or leave me to do gude, when the

time came. So I took the bairn into my arms.

"'And wha will pay for the wet-nurse?' said I; 'for ye ken I am as dry

as a yeld crummie. But there is a woman in Toddrick's Wynd wha lost her

bairn yestreen: she is threatened wi' a milk-fever, and by my troth this

little stranger will cure her; but, besides the nourice-fee, there is my

trouble.'

"'I was coming to that,' said he, 'if your supple tongue had left you

power to hear mine. In this leathern purse there are twenty gowden

guineas--a goodly sum; but whether goodly or no, you must be content;

yea, the never a penny more you may expect, for all connection between

this child and this house or its master is to be from this moment

finished for ever.'

"And a gude quittance it was, I thought, with a bonny bairn and twenty

guineas on my side, and nothing on the other but maybe a father's anger

and salt tears, besides the wrath of God against those who forsake their

children. So with thankfulness enough I carried away my bundle; and

ye'll guess that Henney Hislop is now the young woman of fifteen who was

then that child of a day."

"And is this all the evidence," said the writer, "you have to prove that

Henrietta Hislop is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Napier?"

"Maybe no," replied she; "if ye weren't so like the English stranger wha

curst the Scotch kail because he did not see on the table the beef that

was coming from the kitchen, besides the haggis and the bread-pudding.

You've only as yet got the broth, and, for the rest, I will give you Mrs.

Kemp, wha told me, as a secret, that the child was brought into the

world by her own hands from the living body of Mrs. Napier. Will that

satisfy you?"

"No," replied Mr. Dallas, who had got deeper and deeper into a study.

"Mr. Napier, I know, was at home that evening when his wife bore a

child: that child never could have been given away without his consent;

and as for the consent itself, it is a still greater improbability,

seeing that he was always anxious for an heir to Eastleys."

"And so maybe he was," replied she; "but I see you are only at the beef

yet, and you may be better pleased when you have got the haggis, let

alone the pudding. Yea, it is even likely Mr. Napier wanted an heir,

and, what is more, he got one, at least an heiress; but sometimes God

gives and the devil misgives. And so it was here; for Mr. Napier took it

into his head that the child was not his, and, in place of being pleased

with an heir, he thought himself cursed with a bastard, begotten on his

wife by no other than Captain Preston, his lady's cousin. And where did

the devil find that poison growing but in the heart of Isabel Napier,

the sister of that very Charles who is now thinking he will heir

Eastleys by pushing aside poor Henney? And then the poison, like the old

apple, was so fair and tempting; for Mr. Napier had been married ten

years, and enjoyed the love that is so bonnie a 'little while when it is

new,' and yet had no children, till this one came so exactly nine months

after the captain's visit to Scotland, that Satan had little more to do

than hold up the temptation. You see, sir, how things come round; but

still, according to the old fashion, after a long, weary, dreary turn.

Mrs. Napier died next day after the birth; Mr. Napier lived a miserable

man; Henney was brought up in poverty, and sometimes distress, but now I

hope she has come to her kingdom."

Here Mrs. Hislop stopped; and as there could be no better winding-up of

a romance than by bringing her heroine to her kingdom at last, she felt

so well pleased with her conclusion, that she could afford to wait

longer for her expected applause than the fair story-tellers in the

_brigata_ under Queen Pampinea; and it was as well that she was thus

fortified, for the writer, in place of declaring his satisfaction, with

her proofs, seemed, as he lay back in his chair in a deep reverie, to be

occupied once more in hunting for flaws. At length, raising himself on

his chair, and fixing his eyes upon her with that look of scepticism

which a writer assumes when he addresses a would-be new client who wants

to push out an old one with a better right--

"Mrs. Hislop," said he, "if it had not been that I have always taken you

for an honest woman, I would say that you are art and part in

fabricating a story without a particle of foundation. There may possibly

be some mystery about the birth and parentage of the young girl. You may

have got her out of the house of Meggat's Land in the Canongate from a

man--not Mr. Napier, you admit--who may have been the father of it by

some mother residing in the house; and Mrs. Kemp may have been actuated,

by some unknown means, to remove the paternity from the right to the

wrong person. All this is possible; but that the child could be that one

which Mrs. Napier bore is impossible, for this reason--and I beg of you

to listen to it--that Mrs. Napier's child _was dead-born, and was,

according to good evidence, buried in the same coffin with the mother_."

A statement this, which, delivered in the solemn manner of an attorney

who was really honest, and who knew much of this history, appeared to

Mrs. Hislop so strange that her tongue was paralyzed; an effect which

had never before been produced by any one of all the five causes of the

metaphysicians. Even her eyes seemed to have lost their power of

movement; and as for her wits, they had, like those of the renowned

Astolpho, surely left, and taken refuge in the moon.

"If you are not satisfied with my words," continued the writer (no doubt

ironically, for where could he have found better evidence of the effect

of his statement?), "I will give you writing for the truth of what I

have said to you."

And rising and going towards a green tin box, he opened the same, and

taking therefrom a piece of paper, he resumed his seat.

"Now listen," said he, as he unfolded an old yellow-coloured sheet of

paper, and then he read these words: "'Your presence is requested at the

funeral of Henrietta Preston, my wife, and of a child still-born, from

my house, Meggat's Land, Canongate, to the burying-ground at St.

Cuthberts, on Friday the 19th of this month June, at one o'clock;' and

the name at this letter," continued Mr. Dallas, "is that of 'John Napier

of Eastleys.' Will that satisfy you?"

And the "doer" for Mr. Charles Napier, conceiving that he had at last

effectually "done" his client's opponent, seemed well pleased to sit and

witness the further effect of his evidence on the bewildered woman; but

we are to remember that a second stroke sometimes only takes away the

pain of the former, and a repetition of blows will quicken the reaction

which slumbered under the first. Whether this was so or not in our

present instance, or whether Mrs. Hislop had recovered her wits by a

process far shorter than that followed by the foresaid Astolpho, we know

not; but certain it is, that she recovered the powers of both her eyes

and her tongue in much less time than the writer expected, and in a

manner, too, very different from that for which he was probably

prepared.

"Weel," replied she, smiling, "it would just seem that even the haggis

has not pleased you, Mr. Dallas;" and, putting her hand into a big

side-pocket, that might have served a gaberlunzie for a wallet, she

extracted a small piece of paper. She continued: "But ye see a guid,

honest Scotchwoman's no to be suspected of being shabby at her own

table; so read ye that, which you may take for the bread-pudding."

And the writer, having taken the paper, and held it before his face for

so long a time that it might have suggested the suspicion that the words

therein written stuck in his eyes, and would not submit to that strange

process whereby, unknown to ourselves, we transfer written vocables to

the ear before we can understand them, turned a look upon the woman of

dark suspicion--

"Where, in God's name, got you this?" he said.

"Just read it out first," replied she. "Ye read yer ain paper, and why

no mine?"

And the writer read, perhaps more easily than he could understand, the

strange words:

"This child, born of my wife, and yet neither of my blood nor my

lineage, I repudiate, and, unable to push it back into the dark world of

nothing from which it came, I leave it with a scowl to the mercy which

countervaileth the terrible decree whereby the sins of the parent shall

be visited on the child. This I do on the 15th of June 17--. JOHN NAPIER

of Eastleys, in the county of Mid-Lothian."

After reading this extraordinary denunciation, Mr. Dallas sat and

considered, as if at a loss what to say; but whether it was that

scepticism was at the root of his thoughts, or that he assumed it as a

mask to conceal misgivings to which he did not like to confess, he put a

question:

"Where got you this notable piece of evidence?"

"Ay," replied Mrs. Hislop, "you are getting reasonable on the last dish.

That bit of paper, which to me and my dear Henney is werth the haill

estate of Eastleys, was found by me carefully pinned to the flannel in

which the child was wrapt."

"Wonderful enough surely," repeated he, "_if true_"--the latter words

being pronounced with emphasis which made the rough liquid letter sound

like a hurling stone; "but," he continued, "the whole document, in its

terms of crimination and exposure, and not less the wild manner of its

application, is so unlike the act of a man not absolutely frantic, that

I cannot believe it to be genuine."

"But you know, Mr. Dallas," replied she, "that Mr. John Napier was a man

who, if he threw a stone, cared little whether it struck the kirk window

or the mill door."

"That is so far true; but, passionate and unforgiving as he was, he was

not so reckless as to be regardless whether the stone did not come back

on his own head."

"And it's no genuine!" she resumed, as, disregarding his latter words,

she relapsed into her more familiar dialect. "The Lord help ye! canna ye

look at first the ae paper and then the ither? and if they're no alike,

mustna the ither be the forgery?"

An example of the conditional syllogism which might have amused even a

writer to the signet, if he had not been at the very moment busy in the

examination of the handwriting of the funeral letter and that of the

paper of repudiation and malison--the resemblance, or rather the

identity of which was so striking, as to reduce all his theories to

confusion.

"By all that's good in heaven, the same," he muttered to himself; and

then addressing his visitor, "I confess, Mrs. Hislop," said he, "that

this paper has driven me somewhat off my point of confidence; but I

suppose you will see that, if the child was actually, as the letter

indicates, buried with its mother, Henrietta's rights are at an end. It

is just possible, however, I fairly admit, that Mr. Napier, who was a

very eccentric man, may have so worded the letter as to induce the world

to believe that the so-considered illegitimate child had been dead-born,

while he gratified--privately he might verily think--his vengeance by

writing this terrible curse. Still I think you are wrong; but as this

wonderful paper gives you a plausible plea, I would recommend you to Mr.

White, in Mill's Court, who will see to the young woman's rights. He

will be the flint, and I the steel; and between our friendly opposition

we will produce a spark which will light up the candle of truth."

"Ay," replied she; "only as the spark of fire comes from the steel,

we'll just suppose you are the flint--and by my troth you're hard

enough; but, come as it may, it will light the lantern that will show

Henney Napier to the bonnie haughs of Eastleys."

Mrs. Hislop having got back her paper from Mr. Dallas, left the writer's

chambers, and directed her steps to Mill's Court, where she found Mr.

White, even as she had Mr. Dallas, busy poring over law papers. She was,

as we have seen, one of those people who can make their own introduction

acceptable, and, moreover, one of those women, few as they are, who can

tell a story with the continuity and fitting emphasis necessary to

secure the attention of a busy listener. So Mr. White heard her

narrative, not only with interest, but even a touch of the pervading

sympathy of the spirit of romance. And so he might; for who doesn't see

that the charm of mystery can be enhanced by the hope of turning it to

account of money? Then he was so much of a practical man as to know that

while every string has two ends, the true way to get hold of both is to

make sure in the first place of one. Wherefore he began to interrogate

his client as to who could speak to the doings in the house in Meggat's

Land on that eventful night when the child was born; and having taken

notes of the answers to his questions, he paused a little, as if to

consider what was the first step he ought to take into the region of

doubt, and perhaps of intrigue, where at least there must be lies

floating about like films in the clear atmosphere of truth. Nor had he

meditated many minutes till he rose, and taking up his square hat and

his gold-headed cane, he said--

"Come, we will try what we can discover in a quarter where an end of the

ravelled string ought to be found, whether complicated into a knot by

the twisting power of self-interest or no."

And leading the way, he proceeded with his client down the High Street,

where, along under the glimmering lamps, were the usual crowds of

loungers, composed of canny Saxon and fiery Celt, which have always made

this picturesque thoroughfare so remarkable. Not one of all these had

any interest for our two searchers; but it was otherwise when they came

toward the Canongate Tolbooth, where, out from a dark entry sprang a

young woman, and bounding forward, seized our good dame round the neck.

This was no other than Henney Hislop herself, who, having been alarmed

at the long absence of her "mother," as she called her, and of course

believed her to be, was so delighted to find her, that she sobbed out

her joy in such an artless way, that even the writer owned it was

interesting to behold. Nor was the picture without other traits

calculated to engage attention; for the girl whose fortunes had been so

strange, and were perhaps destined to be still more strange, was dressed

in the humblest garb--the short gown and the skirt peculiar to the time;

but then every tint was so bright with pure cleanliness, the earrings

set off so fine a skin, the indispensable strip of purple round the head

imparted so much of the grace of the old classic wreath; and beyond all

this, which might be said to be extraneous, her features--if you abated

the foresaid cast or slight squint in the eyes, which imparted a

piquancy--were so regular, if not handsome, that you could not have

denied that she deserved to be a Napier, if she was not a very Napier in

reality. A few words whispered in Mrs. Hislop's ear, and the girl was

off, leaving our couple to proceed on their way. Even this incident had

its use; for Mr. White, who had known Mr. Napier, and had faith (as who

has not?) in the hereditary descent of bodily aspects, could not

restrain himself from the remark, however much it might inflame the

hopes of his client--"The curse has left no blight there," said he.

"That is the very face of Mr. Napier--the high nose especially; and as

for the eyes, with that unmistakeable cast, why, I have seen their

foretypes in the head of John Napier a hundred times."

An observation so congenial to Mrs. Hislop, that she could not help

being a little humorous, even in the depth of an anxiety which had kept

her silent for the full space of ten minutes.

"Nose, sir! there wasn't a man frae the castle yett to Holyrood wha

could have produced that nose except John Napier."

And without further interruption than her own laugh, they proceeded till

they came to the entry called Big Lochend Close, up which they went some

forty or fifty steps till they came to an outer door, which led by a

short dark passage to two or three inner doors in succession, all

leading to separate rooms occupied by separate people. No sooner had

they turned into this passage than they encountered a woman in a plaid

and with a lantern in her hand, who had just left the third or innermost

room, and whose face, as it peered through the thick folds of her

head-covering, was illuminated by a gleam from the light she carried.

She gave them little opportunity for examination, having hurried away as

if she had been afraid of being searched for stolen property.

"Isbel Napier," whispered Mrs. Hislop; "she wha first brought evil into

the house of the Napiers, with all its woe."

"And who bodes us small hope here," said he, "if she has been with the

nurse."

And entering the room from which the ill-omening woman had issued, they

found another, even her of whom they were in search, sitting by the

fire, torpid and corpulent, to a degree which indicated that as it had

been her trade to nurse others, she had not forgotten herself in her

ministrations.

"Mrs. Temple," said Mr. White, who saw the policy of speaking fair the

woman who had been so recently in the company of an evil genius; "I am

glad to find you so stout and hearty."

"Neither o' the twa, sir," replied she; "for I am rather weak and

heartless. Many a ane I hae nursed into health and strength, but a'

nursing comes hame in the end."

"And some, no doubt, have died under your care," continued the writer,

with a view to introduce his subject; "and therefore you should be

grateful for the life that is still spared to you. You could not save

the life of Mrs. Napier."

"That's an auld story, and a waefu' ane," she replied, with a side-look

at Mrs. Hislop; "and I hae nae heart to mind it. Some said the lady

wasna innocent; and doubtless Mr. Napier thought sae, for he took high

dealings wi' her, and looked at her wi' a scorn that would have scathed

whinstanes. Sae it was better she was ta'en awa--ay, and her baby wi'

her; for if it had lived, it would have dree'd the revenge o' that stern

man."

"The child!" said Mr. White, "did it die too?"

"Dee! ye may rather ask if it ever lived; for it never drew breath, in

this world at least."

A statement so strange, that it brought the eyes of the two visitors to

each other; and no doubt both of them recurred in memory to the

statement in the funeral letter, which, whatever may have been the case

with the assertion now made by the nurse, never could have been dictated

by her they had met in the passage; and no doubt, also, they both

remembered the statement made by Mr. Dallas, to the effect that both the

mother and child were buried together.

"Never drew breath, you say, nurse!" resumed Mr. White, with an air of

astonishment; "why, I have been given to understand, not only that the

child was born alive, but that it is actually living now."

"Weel," replied the nurse, "maybe St. Cuthbert has wrought a miracle,

and brought the child out o' the grave by the West Church; but he has

wrought nae miracle on me, to mak' me forget what my een saw, and my

hands did, that day when I helped to place the dead body o' the innocent

on the breast o' its dead mother; ay, and bent her stiff arms sae as to

bring them ower her bairn, just as if she had been faulding it to her

bosom. And sae in this fashion were they buried."

"And you would swear to that, Mrs. Temple?" said the writer.

"Ay, upon fifty Bibles, ane after anither," was the reply, in something

like a tone of triumph.

Nor could the woman be induced to swerve from these assertions,

notwithstanding repeated interrogations; and the writer was left to the

conclusion--which he preferred, rather than place any confidence in the

funeral letter--that the nurse's statement was in some mysterious way

connected with the visit of Isabel Napier; and yet, not so very

mysterious, after all, when we are to consider that her brother was

preparing to claim Eastleys, as well as the valuable furniture of the

house in Meggat's Land, as the nearest lawful heir of his deceased

uncle. The salvo was at least comfortable to both Mr. White and his

client, and no doubt it helped to lighten their steps, as, bidding adieu

to the "hard witness," they left her to the nursing which comes "aye

hame in the end."

But their inquiries were not finished; and retracing their steps up the

Canongate, they landed in the Fountain Close, where, under the leading

of Mrs. Hislop, the writer was procured another witness, with a name

already familiar to him through the communication of his client; and

this was no other than that same Jean Graham, who was sent to Toddrick's

Wynd on that eventful night, fifteen years before, to bring Mrs. Hislop

to the house in Meggat's Land;--one of those simple souls--we wish there

were more of them in the world--who look upon a lie as rather an operose

affair, and who seem to be truthful from sheer laziness. There was,

accordingly, no difficulty here; for the woman rolled off her story just

as if it had been coiled up in her mind for all that length of time.

"There was a terrible stir in the house that night," she began. "The

nurse, wha is yet living in Lochend Close, and Mrs. Kemp the howdie, wha

is dead, were wi' my lady; and John Cowie, the butler, was busy

attending our master, who had been the haill day in ane o' his dark

fits, for we heard him calling for Cowie in a fierce voice ever and

again; and his step sounded ower our heads upon the floor as he walked

back and fore in his wrath. Then I was sent for you, and brought you,

and you'll mind how Cowie bade me go along; but I had mair sense, for I

listened at the door, and heard what the butler said to ye when he gied

ye the bairn; and think ye I didna see ye carry it along the passage as

ye left? Sae far I could understand; but when I heard nurse say the

bairn was dead, Mrs. Kemp say the bairn was still-born, and Cowie

declare it was better it was dead and awa, I couldna comprehend this

ava; nor do I weel yet; but we just thought that as there was something

wrang between master and my lady, he wanted us to believe that the bairn

was dead, for very shame o' being thought the father, when maybe he

wasna. And then he was so guid to me and my neighbour Anne Dickson,--ye

mind o' her--puir soul, she's dead too,--that we couldna, for the very

heart o' us, say a word o' what we knew. But now when Mr. Napier is

dead, and the brother o' that wicked Jezebel, Isbel Napier, may try to

take the property frae Henney, wha I aye kenned as a Napier, with the

very nose and een o' the father, I have spoken out; and may the Lord gie

the right to whom the right is due!"

"It's all right," said the writer, after he had jotted with a pencil the

evidence of Jean, as well as that of the nurse; "and if we could find

this John Cowie, we might so fortify the orphan's rights, as to defy

Miss Napier and her brother, and Mr. Dallas, and all the witnesses they

can bring."

"Ay," continued the woman, "but I doubt if you'll catch him. He left Mr.

Napier's service about ten years ago, and I never heard mair o' him."

"Nor I either," said Mrs. Hislop.

"Well, we must search for him," added Mr. White; "for that man alone, so

far as I can see, is he who will unravel this strange business."

And thus the day's work finished. The writer parted for Mill's Court,

and Mrs. Hislop, filled with doubts, hopes, and anxieties, sought her

humble dwelling in Toddrick's Wynd, where Henney waited for her with all

the solicitude of a daughter; but a word did not escape her lips that

might carry to the girl's mind a suspicion that the golden cord of their

supposed relationship ran a risk of being severed, even with the

eventual condition that one, if not both of the divisions, would be

transmuted into a string of diamonds.

Meanwhile the agent was in his own house, revolving all the points of a

puzzle more curious than any that had yet come within the scope of his

experience. Sometimes he felt confidence, and at other times despair;

and of course he had the consolation, which belongs to all litigants,

that the opposite party was undergoing the same process of oscillation.

It was clear enough that Cowie was the required Oedipus; and if it

should turn out that he was dead, or could not be found, the advantage

was, with a slight declination, on the part of Charles Napier; insomuch

as, while he was indisputably the nephew of the deceased, the orphan,

Henrietta, was under the necessity of proving her birth and pedigree.

And so, as it appeared, Mr. Dallas was of that opinion, for the very

next day he applied to Chancery for a brieve to get Charles Napier

served nearest and lawful heir to his uncle; and as in legal warfare,

where the judges are cognisant only of patent claims, there is small

room for retiring tactics, Mr. White felt himself obliged, however

anxious he was to gain time, to follow his opponent's example by taking

out a competing brieve in favour of Henrietta.

The parties were now face to face in court, and the battle behoved to be

fought out; but as in all legal cases, where the circumstances are

strange or peculiar, the story soon gets wind, so here the Meggat's Land

romance was by-and-by all over the city. Nor did it take less fantastic

forms than usual, where sympathies and antipathies are strong in

proportion to the paucity of the facts on which they are fed. It was a

favourite opinion of some, that the case could only be cleared by

supposing that a dead stranger child had been surreptitiously passed

off, and even coffined, as the true one; while others, equally skilled

in the art of divining, maintained that the child given to Mrs. Hislop

by Cowie was a bastard of his own, by the terrible woman Isabel Napier,

who was thus, according to the ordinary working of public prejudice,

raised to a height of crime sufficient to justify the hatred of the

people: on which presumption, it behoved to be assumed that the paper

containing the curse was a forgery by Cowie and his associate in crime,

and that the money paid to Mrs. Hislop was furnished by the lady; all

which suppositions, and others not less incredible, were greedily

accepted, for the very reason that it required something prodigious to

explain an enigma which exhausted the ordinary sources of man's

ingenuity; just as we find in many religions, where miracles--the more

absurd, the more acceptable--are resorted to to explain the mystery of

man's relation to God, a secret which no natural light can illuminate.

But all these suppositions were destined to undergo refractions through

the medium of a new fact. The case, by technical processes, came before

the Court of Session, where the diversity of opinion was, proportionably

to the number of judges, as great as among the quidnuncs outside. The

only clear idea in the heads of the robed and wigged wiseacres was, that

the case, Napier _versus_ Napier, was a puzzle which no man could read

or solve. It seemed fated to be as famous as the old Sphinx, the

insoluble Moenander, or the tortuous labyrinth, or the intricate key of

Hercules--_ne Apollo quidem intelligat_; and if it had not happened that

Lord Kames suggested the possibility of getting an additional piece of

evidence through the examination of the coffin wherein Mrs. Napier was

buried, the court might have been sitting over the famous case even in

this year of the nineteenth century. The notion was worthy of his

lordship's ingenuity; and accordingly a commission was issued to one of

the Faculty to proceed to the West Church burying-ground, and there

cause to be laid open and examined the coffin of the said Mrs. Henrietta

Preston or Napier, with the view to ascertain whether or not the body of

a child had been placed therein along with the corpse of the mother.

This commission was accordingly executed, and the report bore, that "he,

the commissioner, had proceeded to the burying-ground of the parish of

St. Cuthberts, and there caused David Scott, the sexton, to lay open the

grave of the said Henrietta Preston or Napier, and to open the coffin

therein contained; which having accordingly been done by the said David

Scott and his assistants, the commissioner, upon a faithful examination,

aided by the experience of the said David Scott, did find the skeletons

of two bodies in the said coffin identified as that of the said lady,

one whereof was that of a woman apparently of middle age, and the other

that of a babe, which lay upon the chest of the larger skeleton in such

a way or manner as to be retained or held in that position by the arms

of the same being laid across it; that having satisfied himself of these

facts, the commissioner caused the coffin to be again closed and the

grave covered with all decency and care. And he accordingly made this

report to their lordships."

The fact thus ascertained, in opposition to the expectation of those who

favoured the orphan, was viewed by the court as depriving, to a great

extent, the case of that aspect of a riddle by which it had been so

unfortunately distinguished; and as the case had been hung up even

beyond the time generally occupied by cases at that period, when, as it

was sometimes remarked, law-suits were as often settled by the old rule,

_Romanus sedendo vincit_--by the death of one or other of the

parties--as by a judgment, the case was again put to the Roll for a

hearing on the effect of the new evidence. It was contended for the

nephew by Mr. Wight, that the question was now virtually settled,

insomuch that the court was not bound to solve riddles, but to find to

whom pertained a certain right of inheritance. The birth of the child

had been sworn to by the nurse, as well as its death, and the final

placing of it in the coffin; and now the court had, as it were, ocular

demonstration of these facts by the body having been seen by their own

commissioner, placed on the breast of the mother in that very peculiar

way described by Mrs. Temple. All claim on the part of the girl was thus

virtually excluded, for the proceedings which took place that evening in

another room, under circumstances of suspicion, were sworn to only by

Mrs. Hislop herself, an interested witness, and were only partially

confirmed by an eavesdropper, who, as eavesdroppers generally do (except

when their own characters are concerned), perhaps heard according as

foregone prejudices induced her to wish. These suspicious proceedings

might be explained by as many hypotheses as had been devised by the wise

judges of the taverns, among which was the theory of the living child

being Cowie's own by Isabel Napier, and palmed off as Mrs. Napier's to

hide the shame of the true mother,--all unlikely enough, no doubt, but

not so impossible as that the coffined child should now be alive and

awaiting the issue of this case, in the expectation of being Lady of

Eastleys.

On the other side, Mr. Andrews, counsel for Henrietta, maintained that

while his learned brother assumed the one half of the case as proved,

and repudiated the other as a lie or a myth, he had a right to embrace

the other half, and pronounce the first a stratagem or trick. The

proceedings in the back-room into which Jean Graham introduced Mrs.

Hislop were more completely substantiated than those in the bedroom

where Mrs. Napier lay; for while the one were sworn to by Mrs. Hislop

herself, a soothfast witness, and confirmed in all points by the woman

Graham, the other were attempted to be proven by the solitary testimony

of the nurse Temple. The paper containing the curse was as indisputably

in the handwriting of Mr. Napier as was the funeral letter. The money

paid was proved by the fact that the orphan had been kept and educated

for fifteen years. The name Henrietta was not likely to have been a mere

coincidence, and it was still more unlikely that a respectable woman

such as Mrs. Hislop would invent a story of affiliation so strangely in

harmony with the secrets of the house in Meggat's Land, and fortify it

by a forged document. Then Mrs. Hislop was unable to write, and no

attempt had been made on the other side to prove that Henrietta had a

father other than he who was pointed out by the paper of the curse. So

he (the counsel) might follow the example of his brother, and hold the

other half of the case to be unexplainable by hypotheses, however

ridiculous. The child having been disposed of to Mrs. Hislop,--a fact

thus proved,--what was to prevent him (the counsel) from going also to

the haunts of the _tabernian_ Solons, or anywhere else in the regions of

fancy, for the theory that Mr. Napier, or some plotter for him in the

shape of Mrs. Kemp or John Cowie, substituted the dead child of a

stranger for the living one of his wife, and bribed the nurse Temple to

tell the tale she had told? to which she would be the more ready by the

golden promptings of the woman Isabel Napier, the niece, whose brother

would, in the event of the stratagem being concealed, succeed to the

estate of Eastleys.

At the conclusion of these pleadings, the judges were inclined to be

even more humorous than they had been previous to the issuing of the

commission, for they had thought they saw their way to a judgment

against the orphan. The president (Braxfield), it is said, indulged in a

joke, to the effect that he had read _somewhere_--it was not for so

religious a man to say where--of a child having been claimed by two

mothers; he would like to see two fathers at that work, at least he

would not be one; but here the claim was set up by Death on the one

side, and Life (if a personification could be allowed) on the other, and

they could not follow the old precedent, because he suspected none of

their lordships would like to see the grim claimant at the bar to

receive his half. And so they chuckled, as judges sometimes do, at their

own jokes--generally very bad--altogether oblivious of the fable of the

frogs who could see no fun in a game which was death to them; for, as we

have indicated, the opinion of a great majority was against the claim of

the young woman: nor would the decision have been suspended that day,

had not Mr. Andrews risen and made a statement--perhaps _as_ fictitious

as a counsel's conscience would permit--to the effect that the agent

(Mr. White) had procured some trace of the butler Cowie, who could throw

more light on the case than Death had done, and that if some time were

accorded to complete the inquiry, something might turn up which would

alter the complexion even of this Protean mystery. The request was

granted.

But, in truth, Mr. Andrews' suggestion was simply a bit of ingenuity,

intended to ward off an unfavourable judgment, and allow a development

of the chapter of accidents;--a wise policy; for as the womb of Time is

never empty, so Fate writes in the morning a chapter of every man's life

of a day, at which in the evening he is sometimes a little surprised. No

trace had yet been got of Cowie; it was not even known whether he was

alive. But if we throw some fourteen days into the wallet-bag of Saturn,

we may come to a day whereupon a certain person, in an inn far down in a

valley of Westmoreland, and in the little town called Kirby Lonsdale,

was busy reading the _Caledonian Mercury_--for it was not more easy to

say where the winged _Mercury_ of that time would not go, than it is to

tell where a certain insect without wings, "which aye travels south,"

might not be found in England as an immigrant. It was at least no wonder

that the paper should contain an account of the romance wrapped up in

the case Napier _versus_ Napier; and certainty, if we could have judged

from the face of the individual, we would have set him down as one given

to the reading of riddles; for, after he had perused the paragraph, he

looked as if he knew more about that case than all the fifteen, with the

macers to boot. Nor was he contented with an indication of a mere look

of wisdom: he actually burst out into a laugh--an expression wondrously

unsuited to the gravity of the subject. You who read this will no doubt

suspect that we are merely shading this man for the sake of effect: and

this is true; but you are to remember that, while we are chroniclers of

things mysterious, we work for the advantage to you of putting into your

power to venture a shrewd guess; in making which, you are only working

in the destined vocation of man, for the world is only guesswork all

over, and you yourself are only guesswork as a part of it. The reader of

the _Mercury_ was verily Mr. John Cowie, whilom butler to Mr. John

Napier, and now waiter in the Lonsdale Arms of the obscure Kirby--a

place like Peebles, where, if you wanted to deposit a secret, you could

do so by crying it out at the market-cross; and, moreover, he was verily

in possession of the key to the Napier mystery.

Accordingly, Mr. White of Mill's Court in two days afterwards received a

letter, informing him that John Cowie was the writer of the same, and

that, if a reasonable consideration were held out to him, he would

proceed to the northern metropolis, and there settle for ever a case

which apparently had kept the newsmongers of Edinburgh in aliment for a

length of time much exceeding the normal nine days. Opportune and

happily come in the very nick of time as the latter was--for the delay

allowed by the court had all but expired--Mr. White saw the danger of

promising anything which could be construed into a reward; but he could

use other means of decoying the shy bird into his meshes; and these he

used in his answer with such effect, that the man who could solve the

mystery was in Edinburgh at the end of a week. Nor was Mr. White

unprepared to receive him, for he had previously got a commission to

examine him and take his deposition: but then an agent likes to know

what a witness will say before he cites him; and the canny Scotchman, of

all men in the world, is the most uncanny if brought to swear without

some hope of being benefited by his oath. There was, therefore, need of

tact as well as delicacy; and Mr. White contrived in the first place to

get his man to take up his quarters in the house in Mill's Court. A good

supper and chambers formed the first demulcent--we do not say bribe,

because, by a legal fiction, all eating and drinking is set down to the

score of hospitality. A Scotch breakfast followed in the morning, at

which were present Mrs. White and Mrs. Hislop, and our favourite

Henney--the last of whom, spite of all the efforts of her putative

mother to keep from her the secret of her birth and prospects, had

caught the infection of the general topic of the city, and wondered at

her strange fortune, much as the paladin in the "Orlando" did when he

got into the moon. No man can precognosce like a woman, and here were

three; but perhaps they might have all failed, had it not been for the

natural art of Henney, who, out of pure goodness and gratitude, was so

delighted with the man who had rolled her in a blanket and sent her to

her beloved mother, as she still called her, that she promised to make

him butler at Eastleys, and keep him comfortable all his days.

"Now," said the cautious agent, "this promise of Henney's is not made in

consideration of your giving evidence for her before the commissioner."

"I'm thinking of nothing but her face," said John. "I could swear to it

out of a thousand; and Heaven bless her! for I think I am again in the

once happy house in Meggat's Land."

And John pretended he was wiping a morsel of egg from his mouth, while

the handkerchief was extended as far as the eye.

"A terrible night that was," he continued. "Mrs. Napier had been in

labour all day; and when Mrs. Kemp told me to tell my master that my

lady had been delivered of TWINS--"

"_Twins_!" cried they all, as if moved by some sympathetic chord which

ran from heart to heart.

"Ay, twins," he repeated; "one dead, and another living--even you

yourself, Henney, who are as like your father as if there never had been

a Captain Preston in the world."

And thus was John Cowie precognosced. We need not say that he was that

very day examined before the commissioner. He gave an account of all the

proceedings of the house in Meggat's Land on the eventful night to which

we have referred. The case was no longer a puzzle; and accordingly a

decision was given in favour of Henrietta, whereby we have one other

example of truth and right emerging from darkness into light. Some time

afterwards, the heiress, with Mrs. Hislop alongside, and John Cowie on

the driver's box, proceeded to Eastleys and took possession; where

Henrietta acted the part of a generous lady, Mrs. Hislop that of a kind

of a dowager, and John was once more butler in the house of the Napiers.

We stop here. Those who feel interest enough in the fortunes of Henney

to inquire when and whom she married, and what were the subsequent

fortunes of a life so strangely begun, will do well to go to Eastleys.

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