LXIV

Galgenberg, Dec. 26th.

Dear Mr. Anstruther,--We had a most cheerful Christmas, and I hope you

did too. I sent you my blessing lurking in the pages of Frenssen's new

and very wonderful book which ought to have reached you in time to put

under your tree. I hope you did have a tree, and were properly festive?

The Stevenson arrived, and I found it among my other presents, tied up

by Johanna with a bit of scarlet tape. Everything here at Christmas is

tied up with scarlet, or blue, or pink tape, and your Stevenson lent

itself admirably to the treatment. Thank you very much for it, and also

for the little coffee set. I don't know whether I ought to keep that, it

is so very pretty and dainty and beyond my deserts, but--it would break

if I packed it and sent it back again, wouldn't it? so I will keep it,

and drink your health out of the little cup with its garlands of tiny

flower-like shepherdesses.

The audacious Joey did give Vicki jewelry, and a necklace if you please,

the prettiest and obviously the costliest thing you can imagine. What

happened then was in exact fulfilment of my prophecy; Vicki gasped with

joy and admiration, he tells me, and before she had well done her gasp

Frau von Lindeberg, with, as I gather, a sort of stately regret, took

the case out of her hands, shut it with a snap, and returned it to Joey.

'No,' said Frau von Lindeberg.

'What's wrong with it?' Joey says he asked.

'Too grand for my little girl,' said Frau von Lindeberg. 'We are but

humble folk.' And she tossed her head, said Joey.

'Ah--Dammerlitz,' I muttered, nodding with a complete comprehension.

'What?' exclaimed Joey, starting and looking greatly astonished.

'Go on,' said I.

'But I say,' said Joey, in tones of shocked protest.

'What do you say?' I asked.

'Why, how you must hate her,' said Joey, quite awestruck, and staring at

me as though he saw me for the first time.

'Hate her?' I asked, surprised, 'Why do you think I hate her?'

He whistled, still staring at me.

'Why do you think I hate her?' I asked again, patient as I always try to

be with him.

He murmured something about as soon expecting it of a bishop.

In my turn I stared. 'Suppose you go on with the story,' I said,

remembering the hopelessness of ever following the train of Joey's

thoughts.

Well, there appears to have been a gloom after that over the

festivities. You are to understand that it all took place round the

Christmas tree in the best parlor, Frau von Lindeberg in her black silk

and lace high-festival dress, Herr von Lindeberg also in black with his

orders, Vicki in white with blue ribbons, the son, come down for the

occasion, in the glories of his dragoon uniform with clinking spurs and

sword, and the servant starched and soaped in a big embroidered apron.

In the middle of these decently arrayed rejoicers, the candles on the

tree lighting up every inch of him, stood Joey in a Norfolk jacket,

gaiters, and green check tie. 'I was goin' to dress afterward for

dinner,' he explained plaintively, 'but how could a man guess they'd all

have got into their best togs at four in the afternoon? I felt an awful

fool, I can tell you.'

'I expect you looked one too,' said I with cheerful conviction.

There appears, then, to have descended a gloom after the necklace

incident on the party, and a gloom of a slightly frosty nature. Vicki,

it is true, was rather melting than frosty, her eyes full of tears, her

handkerchief often at her nose, but Papa Lindeberg was steeped in gloom,

and Frau von Lindeberg was sad with the impressive Christian sadness

that does not yet exclude an occasional wan smile. As for the son, he

twirled his already much twirled mustache and stared very hard at Joey.

When the presents had been given, and Joey found himself staggering

beneath a waistcoat Vicki had knitted him, and a pair of pink bed-socks

Frau von Lindeberg had knitted him, and an empty photograph frame from

Papa Lindeberg, and an empty purse from the son, and a plate piled

miscellaneously with apples and nuts and brown cakes with pictures

gummed on to them, he observed Frau von Lindeberg take her husband aside

into the remotest corner of the room and there whisper with him

earnestly and long. While she was doing this the son, who knew no

English, talked with an air of one who proposed to stand no nonsense to

Joey, who knew no German, and Vicki, visibly depressed, slunk round the

Christmas tree blowing her nose.

Papa Lindeberg, says Joey, came out of the corner far more gloomy than

he went in; he seemed like a man urged on unwillingly from behind, a man

reluctant to advance, and yet afraid or unable to go back. 'I beg to

speak with you,' he said to Joey, with much military stiffness about his

back and heels.

'Now wasn't I right?' I interrupted triumphantly.

'Poor old beggar,' said Joey, 'he looked frightfully sick.'

'And didn't you?'

'No,' said Joey grinning.

'Most young men would have.'

'But not this one. This one went off with him trippin' on the points of

his toes, he felt so fit.'

'Well, what happened then?'

'Oh, I don't know. He said a lot of things. I couldn't understand 'em,

and I don't think he could either, but he was very game and stuck to it

once he'd begun, and went on makin' my head spin and I daresay his own

too. Long and short of it was that in this precious Fatherland of yours

the Vickis don't accept valuables except from those about to become

their husbands.'

'I should say that the Vickis in your own or any other respectable

Fatherland didn't either,' said I.

'Well, I'm not arguin', am I?'

'Well, go on.'

'Well, it seemed pretty queer to think I was about to become a husband,

but there was nothin' for it--the little girl, you see, couldn't be done

out of her necklace just because of that.'

'I see,' said I, trying to.

'On Christmas Day too--day of rejoicin' and that, eh?'

'Quite so,' said I.

'So I said I was his man.'

'And did he understand?'

'No. He kept on sayin' 'What?' and evidently cursin' the English

language in German. Then I suggested that Vicki should be called in to

interpret. He understood that, for I waved my arms about till he did,

but he said her mother interpreted better, and he would call her

instead. I understood that, and said 'Get out.' He didn't understand

that, and while he was tryin' to I went and told his wife that he'd sent

for Vicki. Vicki came, and we got on first rate. First thing I did was

to pull out the necklace and put it round her neck. 'Pretty as paint,

ain't she?' I said to the old man. He didn't understand that either, but

Vicki did and laughed. 'You give her to me and I give the necklace to

her, see?' I said, shoutin', for I felt if I shouted loud enough he

wouldn't be able to help understandin', however naturally German he was.

'Tell him how simple it is,' I said to Vicki. Vicki was very red but

awfully cheerful, and laughed all the time. She explained, I suppose,

for he went out to call his wife. Vicki and I stayed behind, and--'

'Well?'

'Oh well, we waited.'

'And what did Frau von Lindeberg say?'

'Oh, she was all right. Asked me a lot about the governor. Said Vicki's

ancestors had fought with the snake in the Garden of Eden, or somebody

far back like that--ancient lineage, you know--son-in-law must be

impressed. I told her I didn't think my old man would make any serious

objection to that. 'To what?' she called out, looking quite scared--they

seem frightfully anxious to please the governor. 'He don't like

ancestors,' said I. 'Ain't got any himself and don't hold with 'em.' She

pretended she was smilin', and said she supposed my father was an

original. 'Well,' said I, goin' strong for once in the wit line, 'anyhow

he's not an aboriginal like Vicki's lot seem to have been.' Pretty good

that, eh? Seemed to stun 'em. Then the son came in and shook both my

hands for about half an hour and talked a terrific lot of German and was

more pleased about it than any one else, as far as I could see. And

then--well, that's about all. So I pulled off my little game rather

neatly, what?'

'Yes, if it was your little game,' said I, with a faint stress on the

your.

'Whose else should it be?' he asked, looking at me open-mouthed.

'Vicki is a little darling,' was my prudent reply, 'and I congratulate

you with all my heart. Really I am more delighted about this than I can

remember ever being about anything--more purely delighted, without the

least shadow on my honest pleasure.'

And all Joey vouchsafed as a reward for my ebullition of real feeling

was the information that he considered me quite a decent sort.

So you see we are very happy up on the Galgenberg just now; the lovers

like a pair of beaming babies, Frau von Lindeberg, sobered by the shock

of her good fortune into the gentle kindliness that so often follows in

the wake of a sudden great happiness, Papa Lindeberg warmed out of his

tortoise-in-the-sun condition into much busy letter-writing, and Vicki's

brother so uproariously pleased that I can only conclude him to be the

possessor of many debts which he proposes to cause Joey to pay. Life is

very thrilling when Love beats his wings so near. There has been a great

writing to Joey's father, and Papa too has written, at my dictation, a

letter rosy with the glow of Vicki's praises. Joey thinks his father

will shortly appear to inspect the Lindebergs. He seems to have no fears

of parental objections. 'He's all right, my old man is,' he says

confidently when I probe him on the point; adding just now to this

invariable reply, 'And look here, Miss Schmidt, Vicki's all right too,

you see, so what's the funk about?'

'I don't know,' said I; and I didn't even after I had secretly looked in

the dictionary, for it was empty of any explanation of the word funk.

Yours, deeply interested in life and lovers,