I said:

"I will not take up your time, dear boy, with telling you what is the

matter with me. Life is brief, and you might pass away before I had

finished. But I will tell you what is not the matter with me. I have not

got housemaid's knee. Why I have not got housemaid's knee, I cannot tell

you; but the fact remains that I have not got it. Everything, else,

however, I _have_ got."

And I told him how I came to discover it all.

Then he opened me and looked down me, and clutched hold of my wrist, and

then hit me over the chest when I wasn't expecting it--a cowardly thing

to do, I call it--and immediately afterward butted me with the side of

his head. After that, he sat down and wrote out a prescription, and

folded it up and gave it to me, and I put it in my pocket and went out.

I did not open it. I took it to the nearest chemist's, and handed it in.

The man read it, and then handed it back.

He said he didn't keep it.

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