CHAPTER XX.

CELESTIAL INFLUENCES--OMENS--CLIMACTERICS--PREDOMINATIONS--LUCKY AND

UNLUCKY DAYS--EMPIRICS, &C.

Astrologers, among other artifices, have used their best endeavours, and

employed all the rules of their art, to render those years of our age,

which they call climacterics, dangerous and formidable.

The word climacteric is derived from the Greek, which means by a scale

or ladder, and implies a critical year, or a period in a man's age,

wherein, according Ficinusological juggling, there is some notable

alteration to arise in the body, and a person stands in great danger of

death. The first climacteric is the seventh year of a man's life; the

others are multiples of the first, as 21, 49, 56, 63, and 84, which two

last are called the grand climacterics and the danger more certain. The

foundation of this opinion is accounted for by Mark Ficimis as

follows:--There is a year, he tells us, assigned for each planet to rule

over the body of a man, each of his turn; now Saturn being the most

_maleficient_ (malignant) planet of all, every seventh year, which

falls to its lot, becomes very dangerous; especially those of

sixty-three and eighty-four, when the person is already advanced in

years. According to this doctrine, some hold every seventh year an

established climacteric; but others only allow the title to those

produced by multiplication of the climacterical space by an odd number,

3, 5, 7, 9, &c. Others observe every ninth year as a climacteric.

Climacteric years are pretended, by some, to be fatal to political

bodies, which, perhaps, may be granted, when they are proved to be so

more than to natural ones; for it must be obvious that the reason of

such danger can by no means be discovered, nor the relation it can have

with any other of the numbers above mentioned.

Though this opinion has a great deal of antiquity on its side; Aulus

Gellius says--it was borrowed from the Chaldeans, who possibly might

receive it from Pythagoras, whose philosophy teemed much in numbers, and

who imagined a very extraordinary virtue in the number 7. The principal

authors on climacterics are--Plato, Cicero, Macrobius, Aulus Gellius.

Among the ancients--Argal, Magirus, and Solmatheus. Among the

moderns--St. Augustine, St. Ambrose, Beda and Boethius, all countenance

the opinion.

There is a work extant, though rather scarce, by Hevelius, under the

title of _Annus Climactericus_, wherein he describes the loss he

sustained by his observatory, &c. being burnt; which it would appear

happened in his grand climacteric, of which he was extremely

apprehensive.

Astrologers have also brought under their inspection and controul the

days of the year, which they have presumed to divide into _lucky_ and

_unlucky_ days; calling even the sacred scriptures, and the common

belief of christians, in former ages, to their assistance for this

purpose. They pretend that the fourteenth day of the first month was a

blessed day among the Israelites, authorised, as they pretend, by the

several passages out of Exodus, v. 18:--

"In the first _month_, on the fourteenth day of the month at even, ye

shall eat unleavened bread, until the one and twentieth day at even," v.

40. Now, the sojourning of the children of Israel, who dwelt in Egypt,

was four hundred and thirty years.

41. "And it came to pass, at the end of the four hundred and thirty

years, even the self same day it came to pass, that all the hosts of the

Lord went out from the land of Egypt."

42. "It is a night to be much observed unto the Lord for bringing them

out of the land of Egypt; that is that night of the Lord to be observed

of all the children of Israel, in their generations."

51. "And it came to pass, the self same day, that the Lord did bring the

children of Israel out of the land of Egypt by their armies." Also

_Leviticus, chap. 23, v. 5._ "In the fourteenth day of the first month

at even, is the Lord's passover." _Numbers, chap. 28, v. 10._ "Four

hundred and thirty years being expired of their dwelling in Egypt, even

in the self same day they departed thence."

With regard to evil days and times, Astrologers refer to _Amos. chap. 5,

v. 13._ "Therefore, the prudent shall keep silence in that time, for it

is an evil time," and _chap. 6, v. 3_, "Ye that put far away the evil

day, and cause the seat of violence to come near;" also _Psalm 37, v.

19_, "They shall not be ashamed in the evil time; and in the days of

famine, they shall be satisfied;" and _Jeremiah, chap. 46, v. 21_, "Also

her hired men are in the midst of her, like fatted bullocks, for they

are also turned back and are fled away together; they did not stand

because the day of their calamity was come upon them, and the time of

their visitation." And to _Job_ cursing the day of his birth, from the

first to the eleventh verse. In confirmation of which may also be quoted

a calendar, extracted out of several ancient Roman Catholic prayer

books, written on vellum, before printing was invented, in which were

inserted the unfortunate days of each month, which it would be

superfluous to cite here.[142]

Roman History sufficiently proves that the nature of lucky and unlucky

days owes its origin to Paganism; where it is mentioned, that that very

day four years, the civil wars were begun by Pompey, the father; Caesar

made an end of them with his son, Cneius Pompeius being slain; and that

the Romans counted the 13th of February an unlucky day, because, on that

day they were overthrown by the Gauls at Alba; and the Fabii attacking

the city of the Recii, were all slain, with the exception of one man;

also from the calendar of Ovid's "Fastorum," _Aprilis erat mensis

Graecis auspicatissimus_; and from Horace, Book 2nd, Ode 13, cursing the

tree that had nearly fallen upon it; _ille nefasto posuit die_.

The Pagans believed there were particular months and days which carried

something fatal in them; those, for instance, upon which the state

perhaps had lost a great battle; and under this impression, they never

undertook any enterprise on these days and months. The twenty-fourth of

February in the Bisextile years was considered so unlucky, that

Valentinian (_Ammiam. Marcell. lib. 26. cap. 1._) being elected Emperor

upon it, durst not appear in public under the apprehension of suffering

the fatality of the day. Many other particular days might be quoted upon

which generals of armies have constantly been favoured with fortune.

Timoleon (_Corn. Nepos_) won all his famous battles on his birthday.

Soliman (_Duverdier. Hist. des Turcs_) won the battle of Mohac, and took

the fortress of Belgrade, and, according to some historians, the Isle of

Rhodes, and the town of Buda on the 26th of August. But we find, in like

manner, the same day lucky and unlucky to the same people. Ventidius, at

the head of the Roman army, routed the Parthians, and slew their young

king Pacorus who commanded them, on the same day that Crassus, another

Roman general, had been slain, and his whole army cut in pieces by the

same people. Lucullus having attacked Tigranes, king of Armenia,

notwithstanding the vain scruples of his officers, who desired him to

beware fighting on that day, which was noted in the Roman calendar as an

unlucky one, ever since the fatal overthrow of the Romans by the Cimbri;

but he, (Lucullus) despising the superstition, gained one of the most

memorable battles recorded in Roman history, and changed the destiny of

the day as he promised those who would have dissuaded him from the

enterprise. And Valentinian's unlucky day was that on which Charles V,

another Roman Emperor, promised himself the best good fortune. Friday is

deemed on unlucky day for engaging in any particular business, and there

are few, if any, captains of ships who would sail from any port, on this

day of the week for their destination.

The fishermen who dwell on the coasts of the Baltic never use their nets

between All-saints and St Martin's; they would then be certain of not

taking any fish through the whole year: they never fish on St Blaise's

day. On Ash Wednesday the women neither sew nor knit, for fear of

bringing misfortune upon their cattle. They contrive so as not to use

fire on St. Laurence's day; by taking this precaution they think

themselves secure against fire for the rest of the year.

This prejudice of lucky and unlucky days has existed at all times and in

all nations; but if knowledge and civilization have not removed it, they

have at least diminished its influence. In Livonia, however, the people

are more than ever addicted to the most superstitious ideas on this

subject. In a Riga journal (_Rigaische Stadblatter_, No. 3657, anno

1822, edited by M. Sontag) there are several passages relative to a

letter from heaven, and which is no other than a catalogue of lucky and

unlucky days. This letter is in general circulation; every body carries

it about him, and though strictly forbidden by the police, the copies

are multiplied so profusely as to increase the evil all attempts to

destroy which have hitherto failed. Among the country people this idea

is equivalent to the doctrine of fatality; and if they commit faults or

even crimes, on the days which are marked as unlucky, they do not

consider themselves as guilty, because they were predestined.

The flight of certain birds, or the meeting of certain animals on their

first going out in the morning, are with them good or bad omens. They do

not hunt on St. Mark's, or St. Catherine's day, on penalty of being

unsuccessful all the rest of the year. It is a good sign to sneeze on

Christmas day. Most of them are so prepossessed against Friday, that

they never settle any important business, or conclude a bargain on that

day; in some places they do not even dress their children. They do not

like visits on Thursdays, for it is a sign they shall have troublesome

guests the whole week.

In some districts of Esthonia, up the Baltic, when the shepherd brings

his flocks back from the pasture, in spring for the first time, he is

sprinkled with water from head to foot under the persuasion that this

makes the cattle thrive. The malignity of beasts of prey is believed to

be prevented by designating them not by their proper names, but by some

of their attributes. For instance, they call the fox _hallkuhl_ (grey

coat) the bear, _layjatyk_ (broad-foot), etc. etc. They also fancy that

they can oblige the wolf to take another direction by strewing salt in

his way. The howling of wolves, especially at day-break, is considered a

very bad omen, predicting famine or disease. In more ancient times, it

was imagined that these animals, thus asked their god to give them

food, which he threw them out of the clouds. When a wolf seizes any of

their cattle, they can oblige him to quit his prey, by dropping a piece

of money, their pipe, hat, or any other article they have about them at

the time. They do not permit the hare to be often mentioned, for fear of

drawing it into their corn-fields. To make hens lay eggs, they beat them

with an old broom. In families where the wife is the eldest child of her

parents, it has been observed that they always sell the first calves,

being convinced, that, if kept, they would not thrive. To speak of

insects or mischievous animals at meal-times, is a sure way to make them

more voracious.

If a fire breaks out, they think to stop its fury by throwing a black

hen into the flames. This idea, of an expiatory sacrifice, offered to a

malevolent and tutelary power, is a remnant of paganism. Various other

traces of it are found among the Esthonians; for instance, at the

beginning of their meals, they purposely let fall a piece of new bread,

or some drops of liquor from a bottle as an offering to the divinity.

It is very offensive to the peasants, for any one to look into their

wells; they think it will cause the wells to dry up.

When manna is carried into the fields, that which falls from the cart is

not gathered up, lest mischievous insects and blights come upon the

corn.

When an old house is quitted for a new one they are attentive in noting

the first animal that dies. If it be an animal with hairy feet, the sign

is good; but if with naked feet, some fowl, for instance, there will be

mourning in the house; it is a sign of misery and bad success in all

their undertakings. These, with a scrupulous adherence to lucky and

unlucky days, are the prevailing popular superstitions in the three

duchies; a great number of which, especially among the Esthonians, are

connected with their ancient mythology.

In reading that pleasant volume, by the late Sir Humphrey Davy, entitled

_Salmonia_, it is impossible not to be struck with his remark respecting

omens, which is here briefly noticed, with an account of others, which

it is imagined have not yet found their way far into print, in order to

account for such seeming absurdities.

"The search after food,[143] as we agreed on a former occasion, is the

principal cause why animals change their places. The different tribes of

wading birds always migrate when rain is about to take place; and I

remember once in Italy, having been long waiting, in the end of March,

for the arrival of double snipe, in the campagna of Rome; a great flight

appeared on the third of April, and the day after, heavy rain set in,

which greatly interfered with my sport. The vulture, upon the same

principle, follows armies; and I have no doubt that the augury of the

ancients was a good deal founded upon the observation of the instinct of

birds. There are many superstitions of the vulgar owing to the same

source. For anglers, in spring, it is always unluckly to see single

magpies; but two may always be regarded as a favourable omen; and the

reason is, that in cold and stormy weather, one magpie alone leaves the

nest in search of food, the other remaining sitting upon the eggs of the

young ones: but, when two go out together, it is only when the weather

is mild and warm, and favourable for fishing.

"This reasoning will, in general, be found correct, and may be applied

to solve many of the superstitions in the country; but the case of the

magpie is entitled to a little more consideration. The piannet, as we

call her in the North of England, is the most unlucky of all birds, to

see singly at any time; this, however, does not often happen, except a

short time during incubation; they either appear in pairs or in

families; but even this last appearance is as alarming to our

grandmothers. The following distich shows what each forbodes:--'One

sorrow, two mirth, three a wedding, four death.' This bird, indeed,

appears to have taken the same place with us, as an omen of evil, that

the owl had amongst the ancients. The nurse is often heard to declare

that she has lost all hopes of her charge when she has observed a

piannet on the house-top.

"Another prejudice, indulged even by our good wives, is that of

destroying the feathers of the pigeon instead of saving them to stuff

beds, etc. They say, that if they were to do so, it would only prolong

the sufferings of the death-bed; and when these are more than usually

severe, it is attributed to this cause, and the reason given 'because

the bird has no gall' is to them quite conclusive, but to me, perfectly

irrelevant and unsatisfactory. A belief amongst boys, that to harm or

disturb the nests of the redbreast or swallow is unlucky, appears very

general throughout the kingdom; and the keen bird-nester, who prides

himself on the quantity of eggs blown and strung bead-fashion, here

often gets mortified by finding his trophies destroyed by the housewife

who considers their presence as affecting the safety of her crokery

ware. This belief may have been encouraged, if not invented, for a

humane purpose: but how are we to account for the efficacy of the Irish

stone in curing swellings caused by venomous reptiles, by merely being

rubbed upon the part affected? The fullest faith in the practice appears

to have prevailed in the country at no distant period, and is yet far

from extinct. The swallow and the cuckoo are generally hailed as

harbingers of spring and summer, but, perhaps, many of our readers are

not aware that it is only lucky to hear the cuckoo, for the first time

in the season, upon soft ground in contradistinction to hard roads, and

with money in the pocket, which the youngster is sagely advised to be

sure then to turn over. Perhaps the season of the year may

satisfactorily explain all these observances. Several superstitious

customs are mentioned regarding bees, some of which are not practised in

the north; yet it is fully believed that the death of the stock of hives

too often foretells the flitting of the bee-master. Wet cold years,

unfavourable to the insects, are also equally so to the farmer upon thin

clays, which border the moors, where bees are mostly kept. Has the use

of the mountain ash, 'rowan tree' [Pyrus aucuparia, _Gaertner_,] as a

charm against witchcraft, ever been accounted for? The belief in its

efficacy must be very old if we are to credit some of Shakspeare's

commentators, who give this word as the true reading in Macbeth, instead

of 'Aroint thee, witch!'

"It often happens that the careless observer has, for the first time,

his attention called forcibly to some appearance of nature by accidental

circumstances: if at all superstitious, he immediately prognosticates

the most disastrous consequences from that which a little observation

would have convinced him was but a phenomenon a little more conspicuous

than usual. The northern lights are said to have caused much

consternation when first observed; and they have lately been viewed with

more than ordinary interest, as it appears from the _Newcastle

Chronicle_, the last autumn (1830), when they were more than usually

brilliant, some of the inhabitants of Weardale were convinced they saw,

on one occasion, very distinctly, the figure of a man on a white horse,

with a red sword in his hand, move across the heavens; and are, no

doubt, now certain that it foretold the present eventful times. Even

this belief may be accounted for on such accidental coincidences, or

even philosophically, by assuming as a fact that this phenomenon is the

result of an electrical change in the atmosphere, and that such a change

usually precedes rain. Now, if such happen in spring or in summer, and

before such a quantity of rain as is found to affect the harvest, it

may too often betoken scarcity, discontent, and turbulence, as such are

the times when all grievances, either real or imaginary, are brought

forward for redress. The origin of the superstition of sailors, of

nailing a horse-shoe to the mast, is to me unaccountable, unless it may

have been, like the following trial of the credulity of the

superstitious by some person for amusement:--Sailors sometimes make a

considerable pecuniary sacrifice for the acquisition of a child's caul,

the retaining of which is to infallibly preserve them from drowning.

"Some years ago, a pretty wide district was alarmed by an account of the

beans [Fàba vulgàris var. equina] being laid the wrong way in the pod

that year, which most certainly foreboded something terrible to happen

in a short time, and this produced much consternation amongst those who

allow their imaginations to run riot. The whole of the terrible omen was

this: the eye of the bean was in the pod towards the apex, instead of

being towards the footstalk, as might appear at first sight to be its

natural position; and some were scarcely convinced that this was the

natural position of the beans in the pod ever since the creation, even

on being shown the pod of the preceding year with the seed in the same

position.

"As yet, however, I fear we must sum up in the words of Davy:--

"_Phys._ But how can you explain such absurdities as Friday being an

unlucky day, and the terror of spilling salt, or meeting an old woman?

"_Poiet_. These, as well as the omens of death-watches, dreams, etc.

are founded upon some accidental coincidences; but spilling of salt, on

an uncommon occasion, may, as I have known it, arise from a disposition

to apoplexy, shown by an incipient numbness in the hand, and may be a

fatal symptom; and persons dispirited by bad omens sometimes prepare the

way for evil fortune, for confidence of success is a great means of

insuring it. The dream of Brutus before the battle of Philippi probably

produced a species of irresolution and despondency which was the

principal cause of his losing the battle; and I have heard that the

illustrious sportsman, to whom you referred just now, was always

observed to shoot ill, because he shot carelessly, after one of his

dispiriting omens.

"_Hal._ I have in life met with a few things which I have found it

impossible to explain, either by chance coincidences, or by natural

connections, and I have known minds of a very superior class affected by

them--persons in the habit of reasoning deeply and profoundly."

The number of remarkable events that happened on some particular days,

have been the principal means of confirming both pagans and Christians

in their opinions on this subject. For instance, Alexander who was born

on the sixth of April, conquered Darius, and died on the same day. The

Emperor Basianus Caracalla was born, and died on the sixth day of April.

Augustus was adopted on the 19th of August, began his consulate,

conquered the Triumviri, and died the same day. The christians have

observed that the 24th of February was four times fortunate to Charles

the fifth. That Wednesday was a fortunate day to Pope Sixtus the fifth;

for on a Wednesday he was born, on that day made a monk, on the same day

made a general of his order, on that day created a Cardinal, on that day

elected Pope, and also on that day inaugurated. That Thursday was a

fatal day to Henry the eighth, King of England, and his posterity, for

he died on a thursday; King Edward the sixth on a Thursday; Queen Mary

on a Thursday; and Queen Elizabeth on a Thursday.

The French have observed that the feast of Pentecoste had been lucky to

Henry III, King of France for on that day he was born, on that day

elected King of Poland, and on that day he succeeded his brother Charles

IX, on the throne of France.

There are critical days observed by physicians, in continued fevers, a

doctrine which has been confirmed by the united testimony of De Haen and

Cullen; and these are the 3rd. 5th. 7th. 9th. 11th. 14th. 17th. and

20th. By critical days are meant, any of the above days, on which the

fever abates or terminates favourably, or on which it is exacerbated or

terminates fatally.

Natural astrology is confined to the study of exploring natural effects,

in which sense it is admitted to be a part of natural philosophy. It was

under this view that Mr. Goad, Mr. Boyle, and Dr. Mead, pleaded for its

use. The first endeavours to account for the diversity of seasons from

the situations, habitudes and motions of the planets: and to explain an

infinity of phenomena by the contemplation of the stars. The Honourable

Mr. Boyle admitted, that all physical bodies are influenced by the

heavenly bodies; and Doctor Mead's opinion, in his treatise concerning

the power of the sun and moon, etc. is in favour of the doctrine. But

these predictions and influences are ridiculed and entirely exploded by

the most esteemed modern philosophers, of which the reader may have a

learned specimen in Rohault's, Tractat. Physic, part II. c. 27.

The diseases of men, women, and children were supposed at times to be

more immediately caused by the influence of the seven planets. In order

to comprehend this exploded doctrine, we shall here set down the

pretended governing and days, at what time they are supposed to have the

most influence:

[Symbol: Sol] Sol, or the sun governs on Sunday.

[Symbol: Luna] Luna, or the moon, Monday.

[Symbol: Mars] Mars, Tuesday.

[Symbol: Mercury] Mercury, Wednesday.

[Symbol: Jupiter] Jupiter, Thursday,

[Symbol: Venus] Venus. Friday.

[Symbol: Saturn] Saturn, Saturday.

Saturn reigning, is said to cause cold diseases, as the gout, leprosy,

palsy, quartan agues, dropsies, catarrhs, colds, rheumatisms, etc.

Jupiter causes cramps, numbness, inflammations of the liver, head-aches,

pains in the shoulders, flatulency, inflammatory fevers, and all

diseases caused by putrefaction, apoplexy, and quinsies.

Mars, acute fevers and tartan agues, continual and intermitting fevers,

imposthumes, erisepelas, carbuncles, fistulas, dysentery, and similar

hot and dry diseases.

Sol causes rheums in the eyes, coldness in the stomach and liver,

syncope, catarrhs, pustular eruptions, hysterics, eruptions on the lower

extremities.

Venus causes sores, lientery, hysteria, sickness at the stomach, from

cold and moist causes, disorders of the liver and lungs.

Mercury causes hoarseness and distempers in the senses, impediments in

the speech, falling sickness, coughs, jaundice, vomiting, catarrhs.

The moon causes palsy, cholic, dropsy, imposthumes, dysenteries, and all

diseases arising from obstructed circulation.

The means laid down for the prevention of these diseases are rational

enough, at least some of them, such as temperance, moderate bleeding

(whether or not indicated we are not told,) the use of laxatives at

seasonable times, when a friendly planet, opposite to the malignant

planet you were born under, has dominion, by which the effect of its

influence will be much abated, and a power given to nature to oppose its

malevolency, which, "if well heeded, may be a main prevention of

dangerous diseases." Thus every planet in the heavens carries with it a

diseased aspect, without, as it would appear, possessing any repelling

or sanative powers to correct or ward off the sickly influence it is

supposed to entertain over the life and limbs of frail mortals; that, in

the sense of this absurd doctrine, or rather jargon, when Jupiter has

dominion, it will be necessary to bleed and take calomel to guard

against (not to attack it when it has taken place) inflammation of the

liver; and when Mars presides, to send immediately for Van Butchel to

frighten away an imaginary fistula--absurd and ridiculous nonsense, too

prevalent even at the present day; for what can bleeding and physicking

at the spring and fall of the year be called but operations without

reason, under suppositious stellar influence. "Observe also to gather

all your physic herbs in the hour of the friendly planet, that

temporises with what you were born under, and in so doing they will have

more strength, power, and virtue to operate in the medicines; but

neither physic nor bleed on the third of January, the last of April, the

first of July, the first of August, and the last and second day of

October; for those astrologers, with whom physicians join, conclude it

perilous, by reason of the bad influence then reigning; and if it change

not the distemper into another worse, it will augment it, and put the

party in great danger of death, _if he or she in this case be not lucky

to escape_." It would be a waste of words to offer a single comment on

such egregious stuff--"do not bleed on the third of January," nor on

such and such a day, (as if there could be stated times for bleeding

beyond those which are indicated by the presence of disease, and

requiring such evacuation,) is a practice we believe peculiar only to

astrologers, and those who believe in such demonological cant. It is no

less, however, a singular fact that men distinguished in every other

respect for their learning, should most particularly have indulged in

the superstition of judicial astrology. At the present time a belief in

such subjects can only exist with those who may be said to have no

belief at all; for mere traditional sentiments can hardly be said to

amount to a belief.

It was astronomy that gave rise to judicial astrology, which, offering

an ample field to enthusiasm and imposture, was eagerly pursued by many

who had no scientific purpose in view. It was connected with various

juggling tricks and deceptions, affected an obscure jargon of language,

and insinuated itself into every thing in which the hopes and fears of

mankind were concerned. The professors of this pretended science were at

first generally persons of mean education, in whom low cunning supplied

the place of knowledge. Most of them engaged in the empirical practice

of physic, and some through the credulity of the times, even arrived at

a degree of eminence in it; yet although the whole foundation of their

art was folly and deceit, they nevertheless gained many proselytes and

dupes, both among the well-informed and the ignorant.

About the middle of the seventeenth century, the passion for horoscopes

and expounding the stars prevailed in France among people of the first

rank. The new-born child was usually presented naked to the

star-expounder, who read the first lineaments on its forehead, and the

transverse lines in its hands, and thence wrote down its future destiny.

It has been reported of several persons famous for their astrological

skill, that they have suffered a voluntary death merely to verify their

own predictions. It is curious to observe the shifts to which these wise

men were frequently put when their predictions were not verified. Great

winds at one time were predicted by a famous adept in the art, but no

unusual storms having happened, to save the reputation of the art, the

prediction was applied figuratively to some revolutions in the state, of

which there were instances enough at that time.

The life of the famous Lilly the astrologer, and the Sidrophel of

Butler, written by himself, is a curious work, containing much artless

narrative, but at the same time, so much palpable imposture, that it is

difficult to know when he is speaking what he really believes to be the

truth. In a sketch of the state of astrology in his day, the adepts

whose characters he has drawn were the lowest miscreants of the town.

They all, indeed, speak of each other as rogues and impostors; among

whom were Booker, George Wharton, and Gadbury, who gained a livelihood

by practising on the credulity of even men of learning so late as 1650

to the 18th century. In Ashmole's life an account of these artful

impostors may be read. Most of them had taken the air in the pillory,

and others had conjured themselves up to the gallows.

To the astrologers of the 17th century, the quacks and impostors of the

beginning of the 19th are only equal. Quackery and astrology, the latter

of which often served as a mask to the former, appear to have been at

one time a kind of Castor and Pollux; quackery, however, it would seem

has outlived astrology, for there are more who would swallow the nostrum

of the quack than the flatulent bolus of the fortune-tellers. Both still

have their votaries. One Grigg, a poulterer in Surrey, was set in the

pillory at Croyden, (Temp. Edw. IV,) and again in the Borough, for

cheating people out of their money by pretending to cure them with

charms, by simply looking at the patients, or by practices still more

absurd and questionable. Of such doctors there is no lack. This kind of

practice offers one of the finest fields for deception of any species of

empirical delusion held out to the public at the present day. Such

indeed is the infatuation and credulity of the ignorant that, we are

confidently assured, a notorious German quack had within one year so

many half-guinea applications that he netted £2000; and that the glass

bottles in which the precious nostrums were conveyed from the sanctum

sanctorum of the mendacious empiric in high Germany, who made his debut

in this country by hawking about Dutch drops, amounted to as many

two-pences. To those of either sex, who are weak-minded enough to trust

their lives to the rash artifices of an ignorant pretender who affects

to discover an occult quality in the constitution of the patient

denoting the existence of some internal complaint beyond that which less

equivocal symptoms sufficiently present to the eye and knowledge of the

regular practitioner--we can only say that we conceive them to be justly

punished in the loss of their money, and the consequent ruin of their

health.

In Stow's Chronicle we find that one of these said gentlemen was set on

horseback, his face towards the tail, which he held in his hand in the

manner of a bridle, while with a collar significative of his offence,

dangling about his neck, he made a public entrée into the city of

London, conducted by Jack Ketch, who afterwards did himself the honour

of scourging and branding the impostor, previous to banishment, which

completed his sentence. In the reign of James I, a terrible sweep was

made among the quacks and advertising gentry. The council dispatched a

warrant to the magistrates of the city of London, to take up all reputed

quacks, and bring them before the censors of the college, to examine how

properly qualified they were to be trusted, either with the limbs or

lives of his majesty's lieges. This is all that is required at the

present day. Let the legislature controul this department instead of the

college of physicians, who, as a body, can boast of as large an

allowance of licensed ignorance as any corporate set of men in

existence. We say nothing of surgery, for this branch of knowledge

leaves the world generally something to look at, hence so few pretenders

to it; but physic buries all its blemishes with the unfortunate victim.

The country, even in this age of progressing wisdom, is deluged with

quack medicines, which credulous people say are not directed against the

constitution, but only against the pocket, and that they are too insipid

to do either good or harm; but were this the case, there would have been

no occasion for the exemplary punishments with which it is recorded

quacks of all sorts have at various times been visited. Be it known,

there can be no such thing invented by man as an universal remedy to

prevent or cure all kinds of diseases; because that which would agree

with one constitution would disagree with another differently organised;

and a quack nostrum, such as we see daily advertised, may certainly

agree at one stage of a disease, but might go far in killing the patient

at another. Besides, all these boasted specifics have been found to be

either inert, ineffectual, or dangerous, and every pretender to them, in

times less enlightened by the general march of intellect, has been

convicted either of gross ignorance or dishonesty. No one can vouch with

certainty for any particular kind of medicine,--that it will agree with

this or that individual, until acquainted with his peculiar

constitution; consequently it is the height of absurdity to prescribe

physic for a man without a knowledge of such circumstances to direct

him. Amulets, talismans, charms, and incantations, are innocent and

innoxious, and may impose only on credulity without any other untoward

consequence, leaving the patient in the same state in which he was

found; but so much cannot be said for quacks and quack-medicines which

frequently remove their deluded victims far beyond the reach of either

physic or philosophy.

Butler is said to be the author of the following character of a quack;

and who can read it without being astonished at the prophetic

intelligence with which it abounds, and which, unfortunately, admits of

a too close analogy with some very recent and untoward events, in the

annals of modern empiricism. "He is a medicine-monger, probationer of

receipts, and Doctor Epidemic; he is perpetually putting his medicines

upon their trial, and very often finds them GUILTY OF MANSLAUGHTER, but

still they have some trick or other to come off, and avoid burning by

the hand of the hangman. He prints his trials of skill, and challenges

death at so many several weapons; that, though he is sure to be foiled

by every one, he cares not: for, _if he can but get money, he is sure to

get off_; for it is but posting up diseases for poltroons in all the

public places of the town, and daring them to meet him again, and his

credit stands as fair with the rabble, as ever it did. He makes nothing

* * * * * * * * * * *;--but will undertake to cure them and tie one hand

behind him, with so much ease and freedom, that his patients may surfeit

and get drunk as often as they please, and follow their business without

any inconvenience to their health or occasions; and recover with so much

secrecy, that they shall never know how it comes about. He professes "no

cure no pay," as well he may, for if nature does the work, he is paid

for it; if not, he neither wins nor loses; and like a cunning rook lays

his bets so artfully, that, let the chance be what it will, he either

wins or saves. He cheats the rich for their money, and the poor for

charity, and, if either succeed, both are pleased, and he passes for a

very just and conscientious man: for as those that pay nothing ought at

least to speak well of their entertainments, their testimony makes way

for those who are able to pay for both. He finds he has no reputation

among those that know him, and fears he is never like to have, and,

therefore, posts up his bills, to see if he can thrive better amongst

those who know nothing of him. He keeps his post continually, and will

undertake to maintain it against all the plagues of Egypt. He sets up

his trade upon a pillar, or the corner of a street--These are his

warehouses, where all he has is to be seen, and a great deal more; for

he that looks further finds nothing at all."

ABSURDITIES OF PARACELSUS, AND VAN HELMONT.

Although some of the first chemists were men of sense and learning, yet

after that chemistry began to be fashionable and much in vogue, there

were some of its professors, who although men of an uncommon turn of

genius, were as great enthusiasts, both in the chemical and medical

arts, as any other men ever were in religion. They not only pretended to

transmute some of the baser metals into gold, contrary to the nature of

things--and if they could have succeeded in that impossible work, it

would have rendered gold as plentiful, cheap, and less valuable than

iron, because it is less fit for instruments and mechanical uses--but

they also pretended infallibly to cure all diseases, by some of their

new invented chemical machines;--a thing equally as impossible as the

other, and shewed their ignorance of the causes and nature of diseases.

As those who are the most ignorant are generally the greatest boasters,

we find that none of them were more so, than that vain, boasting,

paradoxical enthusiast Paracelsus, who had acquired great riches by

curing a certain disease with a mercurial ointment, the knowledge of

which secret he is said to have stolen from Jacobus Berengarius, of

Caipo, in his travels thither. He was withal so illiterate, that he said

philosophy could be taught in no language but high Dutch; but the true

reason was, that he neither understood philosophy nor any other

language. He also boasted that he was in possession of a nostrum which

would prolong man's life to the age of Methusaleh, though he died

himself at the age of forty-seven. He lived in the fifteenth century.

The cures he wrought were deemed so surprising in that age, that he was

supposed to have recourse to supernatural aid. In a picture of him at

Lumley Castle, he is represented in a close black gown, with both hands

on a great sword, on whose hilt is inscribed the word Azot. This was the

name of his _familiar_ spirit, that he kept imprisoned in the pummel, to

consult on emergent occasions. The circumstance is thus alluded to by

Butler:--

Bombastes kept the Devil's Bird

Shut in the pummel of his sword;

And taught him all the cunning pranks,

Of past and future mountebanks.

Paracelsus was succeeded by his scholar van Helmont, who had much more

learning, but was as great an enthusiast, both in the chemical and

medical arts as his master, and embraced most of his paradoxical

opinions; and, having more technical terms, he frequently used them

rather to dazzle and confound the understandings of his readers, than to

inform their judgments. By thus giving his writings a mystical air of

wisdom, he rendered them obscure, and sometimes unintelligible;

consequently, more easily imposed them upon the public and vulgar, as

sublime and useful truths. He also vainly boasted that he could cure any

fever in four days' time, by sweating the patient with one draught of

his famous nostrum, the _Praecipitatus Diaphoreticus Paracelsi_; and

further adds, "that no man can deserve the name of a physician, who

cannot cure any fever in four days' time." He, however, admits, that he

sometimes added a little theriaca (treacle) and wine to it; which last,

he says, "is not only a great cordial, but as a vehicle, is a proper

messenger to be sent on such an errand, as it knows the road, is well

received wherever it goes, and readily admitted into the most private

apartments of the human body." Hence we believe that wine is not only a

good natured, but an intelligent being; though it sometimes deprives men

of their senses for a time, when they take too much of it: and hence we

see also a specimen of our author's method of reasoning and writing.

Van Helmont, like his great master, also boasted, that he could cure all

inflammatory and other fevers, and even a pleurisy, without either

bleeding, vomiting, purging, clysters, or blisters; and he quarrelled

so much with the two last, that he calls clysters "a beastly remedy,"

and says that blisters were invented by a wicked spirit, whom he calls

Moloz, though Beelzebub might have been as good a name, since Dr.

Baynard wittily observed, that he believed he was only a great

cantharid. And both Helmont and the Doctor were so far right, that

blistering was then, as well as now, much abused; and in truth they are

much oftener applied than is either necessary or useful.

Thus these two eminent chemists, and too many of their followers,

frequently imposed their writings upon the unguarded reader, and

themselves upon the vulgar, for men of profound knowledge in the medical

art, and as great adepts in chemistry: and being puffed up with the high

opinion entertained of their new art, or new medicines, and their own

great wisdom, they rejected the philosophical theory of medicine by

Galen and Avicenna, then so much in vogue. They were right in doing

this, and might have done great service to mankind, if they had not set

up their own imaginary chemical theory in its place, which was neither

founded upon observations, nature, nor reason, and had no existence but

in their own vain imaginations. Thus they supposed a malignity which

caused all diseases, as well inflammatory as other fevers, and which was

to be forced out of the body by sweating, with their hot therapeutics;

they, therefore, attacked all fevers with this chemical ammunition, and

attempted to carry them with fire and storm, prescribing the

praecipitatus diaphoreticus and sweating regimen, which must have been

fatal to many, and no doubt would have been so to many more, if van

Helmont had not allowed his patients to dilute the medicine with a thin

diet, which rendered the calorific method less fatal. But, as the

learned Dr. Friend judiciously remarks, if any did escape after that hot

regimen, it was through a fiery trial.

Thus the chemists, without any rational theory, or regard to nature, and

what she indicated or did;--without duly considering how the morbid

matter, which caused the disease, was to be concocted and fitted to be

carried off by some critical evacuation; or how to assist nature to

bring that crisis on, according to the Hippocratic method;--without

considering the benefit of the rational, cooling, antiphlogistic

practice of the Arabians--they introduced their sudorific regimen

instead; and this regimen was soon after brought into use in England,

and most other countries, where it continued to be the practice for many

years afterwards, as may be seen by the authors of those times, until

the judicious and honest Dr. Sydenham wisely rejected and exploded it,

introducing the rational method of Hippocrates and the cooling regimen

of the Arabians, which he seems rather to have taken _ex ipsa re et

ratione_ from nature and reason, than from the works of the Arabian

physicians, with which he appears not to have been acquainted, as he

never mentions them.

Van Helmont had several other famous nostrums, with which he pretended

to perform wonders, as quacks have done in all ages, and as some do now:

for empiricism was never more in fashion than at the present day, and

the chemical art has supplied them with many more arcana and nostrums

than the ancients had in all their antidotes and theriacas, etc. since

chemistry was made subservient to medicine. Van Helmont, nevertheless

was a learned man, and acquired a great name and reputation, at least

for some time; but, as neither his theory nor his practice were founded

on nature and reason, nor conformable to them, the more judicious

physicians soon saw their errors, as well as the fallacy of his new

invented chemical terms and unmeaning phrases, which only contained the

shadow and not the substance of the medical science; therefore both his

chemical theory and hot regimen, together with his writings, sunk soon

after his death, into a state of merited oblivion.

Notwithstanding that the science of chemistry was greatly improved by

these extraordinary men, who invented or discovered many useful

remedies, which they introduced into the practice of medicine in a no

less extraordinary manner, and thereby pointed out the way for others to

follow them; yet we must allow that the more able and learned chemists

have greatly enriched and improved the materia medica since, by making

many curious experiments, and thereby discovering several new and very

efficacious medicines, not only from the semi-metals, mercury and

antimony, and the various chemical preparations from them, but from the

more perfect metals, and some other mineral bodies, as well as from a

great variety of remedies which are prepared both from vegetable and

animal substances, as salts, oils, essences, spirits, tinctures,

elixirs, extracts and many more needless here to be mentioned, but all

of which are known to physicians. For all these we are indebted to the

chemists who first invented and introduced them into practice; although

the use and application, as well as the methods of administering them to

the sick, to cure various other diseases than those they were first used

for, has been greatly improved by several learned and ingenious

physicians.

FOOTNOTES:

[142] See Demonologia, by J.S.F. p. 40.

[143] See Magazine of Natural History, April, 1830.

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