III

This Mr. Jefferson Doman was from Elizabethtown, New Jersey, where six

years before he had left his heart in the keeping of a golden-haired,

demure-mannered young woman named Mary Matthews, as collateral security

for his return to claim her hand.

"I just _know_ you'll never get back alive--you never do succeed in

anything," was the remark which illustrated Miss Matthews's notion of

what constituted success and, inferentially, her view of the nature of

encouragement. She added: "If you don't I'll go to California too. I can

put the coins in little bags as you dig them out."

This characteristically feminine theory of auriferous deposits did not

commend itself to the masculine intelligence: it was Mr. Doman's belief

that gold was found in a liquid state. He deprecated her intent with

considerable enthusiasm, suppressed her sobs with a light hand upon her

mouth, laughed in her eyes as he kissed away her tears, and with a

cheerful "Ta-ta" went to California to labor for her through the long,

loveless years, with a strong heart, an alert hope and a steadfast

fidelity that never for a moment forgot what it was about. In the

mean time, Miss Matthews had granted a monopoly of her humble talent for

sacking up coins to Mr. Jo. Seeman, of New York, gambler, by whom it was

better appreciated than her commanding genius for unsacking and

bestowing them upon his local rivals. Of this latter aptitude, indeed,

he manifested his disapproval by an act which secured him the position

of clerk of the laundry in the State prison, and for her the _sobriquet_

of "Split-faced Moll." At about this time she wrote to Mr. Doman a

touching letter of renunciation, inclosing her photograph to prove that

she had no longer had a right to indulge the dream of becoming Mrs.

Doman, and recounting so graphically her fall from a horse that the

staid "plug" upon which Mr. Doman had ridden into Red Dog to get the

letter made vicarious atonement under the spur all the way back to camp.

The letter failed in a signal way to accomplish its object; the fidelity

which had before been to Mr. Doman a matter of love and duty was

thenceforth a matter of honor also; and the photograph, showing the once

pretty face sadly disfigured as by the slash of a knife, was duly

instated in his affections and its more comely predecessor treated with

contumelious neglect. On being informed of this, Miss Matthews, it is

only fair to say, appeared less surprised than from the apparently low

estimate of Mr. Doman's generosity which the tone of her former letter

attested one would naturally have expected her to be. Soon after,

however, her letters grew infrequent, and then ceased altogether.

But Mr. Doman had another correspondent, Mr. Barney Bree, of

Hurdy-Gurdy, formerly of Red Dog. This gentleman, although a notable

figure among miners, was not a miner. His knowledge of mining consisted

mainly in a marvelous command of its slang, to which he made copious

contributions, enriching its vocabulary with a wealth of uncommon

phrases more remarkable for their aptness than their refinement, and

which impressed the unlearned "tenderfoot" with a lively sense of the

profundity of their inventor's acquirements. When not entertaining a

circle of admiring auditors from San Francisco or the East he could

commonly be found pursuing the comparatively obscure industry of

sweeping out the various dance houses and purifying the cuspidors.

Barney had apparently but two passions in life--love of Jefferson Doman,

who had once been of some service to him, and love of whisky, which

certainly had not. He had been among the first in the rush to

Hurdy-Gurdy, but had not prospered, and had sunk by degrees to the

position of grave digger. This was not a vocation, but Barney in a

desultory way turned his trembling hand to it whenever some local

misunderstanding at the card table and his own partial recovery from a

prolonged debauch occurred coincidently in point of time. One day Mr.

Doman received, at Red Dog, a letter with the simple postmark, "Hurdy,

Cal.," and being occupied with another matter, carelessly thrust it into

a chink of his cabin for future perusal. Some two years later it was

accidentally dislodged and he read it. It ran as follows:--

HURDY, June 6.

FRIEND JEFF: I've hit her hard in the boneyard. She's blind and lousy.

I'm on the divvy--that's me, and mum's my lay till you toot.

Yours, BARNEY.

P.S.--I've clayed her with Scarry.

With some knowledge of the general mining camp _argot_ and of Mr. Bree's

private system for the communication of ideas Mr. Doman had no

difficulty in understanding by this uncommon epistle that Barney while

performing his duty as grave digger had uncovered a quartz ledge with no

outcroppings; that it was visibly rich in free gold; that, moved by

considerations of friendship, he was willing to accept Mr. Doman as a

partner and awaiting that gentleman's declaration of his will in the

matter would discreetly keep the discovery a secret. From the postscript

it was plainly inferable that in order to conceal the treasure he had

buried above it the mortal part of a person named Scarry.

From subsequent events, as related to Mr. Doman at Red Dog, it would

appear that before taking this precaution Mr. Bree must have had the

thrift to remove a modest competency of the gold; at any rate, it was at

about that time that he entered upon that memorable series of potations

and treatings which is still one of the cherished traditions of the San

Juan Smith country, and is spoken of with respect as far away as Ghost

Rock and Lone Hand. At its conclusion some former citizens of

Hurdy-Gurdy, for whom he had performed the last kindly office at the

cemetery, made room for him among them, and he rested well.

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