THE APPLICANT

Pushing his adventurous shins through the deep snow that had fallen

overnight, and encouraged by the glee of his little sister, following in

the open way that he made, a sturdy small boy, the son of Grayville's

most distinguished citizen, struck his foot against something of which

there was no visible sign on the surface of the snow. It is the purpose

of this narrative to explain how it came to be there.

No one who has had the advantage of passing through Grayville by day can

have failed to observe the large stone building crowning the low hill to

the north of the railway station--that is to say, to the right in going

toward Great Mowbray. It is a somewhat dull-looking edifice, of the

Early Comatose order, and appears to have been designed by an architect

who shrank from publicity, and although unable to conceal his work--even

compelled, in this instance, to set it on an eminence in the sight of

men--did what he honestly could to insure it against a second look. So

far as concerns its outer and visible aspect, the Abersush Home for Old

Men is unquestionably inhospitable to human attention. But it is a

building of great magnitude, and cost its benevolent founder the profit

of many a cargo of the teas and silks and spices that his ships brought

up from the under-world when he was in trade in Boston; though the main

expense was its endowment. Altogether, this reckless person had robbed

his heirs-at-law of no less a sum than half a million dollars and flung

it away in riotous giving. Possibly it was with a view to get out of

sight of the silent big witness to his extravagance that he shortly

afterward disposed of all his Grayville property that remained to him,

turned his back upon the scene of his prodigality and went off across

the sea in one of his own ships. But the gossips who got their

inspiration most directly from Heaven declared that he went in search of

a wife--a theory not easily reconciled with that of the village

humorist, who solemnly averred that the bachelor philanthropist had

departed this life (left Grayville, to wit) because the marriageable

maidens had made it too hot to hold him. However this may have been, he

had not returned, and although at long intervals there had come to

Grayville, in a desultory way, vague rumors of his wanderings in strange

lands, no one seemed certainly to know about him, and to the new

generation he was no more than a name. But from above the portal of the

Home for Old Men the name shouted in stone.

Despite its unpromising exterior, the Home is a fairly commodious place

of retreat from the ills that its inmates have incurred by being poor

and old and men. At the time embraced in this brief chronicle they were

in number about a score, but in acerbity, querulousness, and general

ingratitude they could hardly be reckoned at fewer than a hundred; at

least that was the estimate of the superintendent, Mr. Silas Tilbody. It

was Mr. Tilbody's steadfast conviction that always, in admitting new old

men to replace those who had gone to another and a better Home, the

trustees had distinctly in will the infraction of his peace, and the

trial of his patience. In truth, the longer the institution was

connected with him, the stronger was his feeling that the founder's

scheme of benevolence was sadly impaired by providing any inmates at

all. He had not much imagination, but with what he had he was addicted

to the reconstruction of the Home for Old Men into a kind of "castle in

Spain," with himself as castellan, hospitably entertaining about a score

of sleek and prosperous middle-aged gentlemen, consummately good-humored

and civilly willing to pay for their board and lodging. In this revised

project of philanthropy the trustees, to whom he was indebted for his

office and responsible for his conduct, had not the happiness to appear.

As to them, it was held by the village humorist aforementioned that in

their management of the great charity Providence had thoughtfully

supplied an incentive to thrift. With the inference which he expected to

be drawn from that view we have nothing to do; it had neither support

nor denial from the inmates, who certainly were most concerned. They

lived out their little remnant of life, crept into graves neatly

numbered, and were succeeded by other old men as like them as could be

desired by the Adversary of Peace. If the Home was a place of punishment

for the sin of unthrift the veteran offenders sought justice with a

persistence that attested the sincerity of their penitence. It is to one

of these that the reader's attention is now invited.

In the matter of attire this person was not altogether engaging. But for

this season, which was midwinter, a careless observer might have looked

upon him as a clever device of the husbandman indisposed to share the

fruits of his toil with the crows that toil not, neither spin--an error

that might not have been dispelled without longer and closer observation

than he seemed to court; for his progress up Abersush Street, toward the

Home in the gloom of the winter evening, was not visibly faster than

what might have been expected of a scarecrow blessed with youth, health,

and discontent. The man was indisputably ill-clad, yet not without a

certain fitness and good taste, withal; for he was obviously an

applicant for admittance to the Home, where poverty was a qualification.

In the army of indigence the uniform is rags; they serve to distinguish

the rank and file from the recruiting officers.

As the old man, entering the gate of the grounds, shuffled up the broad

walk, already white with the fast-falling snow, which from time to time

he feebly shook from its various coigns of vantage on his person, he

came under inspection of the large globe lamp that burned always by

night over the great door of the building. As if unwilling to incur its

revealing beams, he turned to the left and, passing a considerable

distance along the face of the building, rang at a smaller door emitting

a dimmer ray that came from within, through the fanlight, and expended

itself incuriously overhead. The door was opened by no less a personage

than the great Mr. Tilbody himself. Observing his visitor, who at once

uncovered, and somewhat shortened the radius of the permanent curvature

of his back, the great man gave visible token of neither surprise nor

displeasure. Mr. Tilbody was, indeed, in an uncommonly good humor, a

phenomenon ascribable doubtless to the cheerful influence of the season;

for this was Christmas Eve, and the morrow would be that blessed 365th

part of the year that all Christian souls set apart for mighty feats of

goodness and joy. Mr. Tilbody was so full of the spirit of the season

that his fat face and pale blue eyes, whose ineffectual fire served to

distinguish it from an untimely summer squash, effused so genial a glow

that it seemed a pity that he could not have lain down in it, basking in

the consciousness of his own identity. He was hatted, booted,

overcoated, and umbrellaed, as became a person who was about to expose

himself to the night and the storm on an errand of charity; for Mr.

Tilbody had just parted from his wife and children to go "down town" and

purchase the wherewithal to confirm the annual falsehood about the

hunch-bellied saint who frequents the chimneys to reward little boys and

girls who are good, and especially truthful. So he did not invite the

old man in, but saluted him cheerily:

"Hello! just in time; a moment later and you would have missed me. Come,

I have no time to waste; we'll walk a little way together."

"Thank you," said the old man, upon whose thin and white but not ignoble

face the light from the open door showed an expression that was perhaps

disappointment; "but if the trustees--if my application--"

"The trustees," Mr. Tilbody said, closing more doors than one, and

cutting off two kinds of light, "have agreed that your application

disagrees with them."

Certain sentiments are inappropriate to Christmastide, but Humor, like

Death, has all seasons for his own.

"Oh, my God!" cried the old man, in so thin and husky a tone that the

invocation was anything but impressive, and to at least one of his two

auditors sounded, indeed, somewhat ludicrous. To the Other--but that is

a matter which laymen are devoid of the light to expound.

"Yes," continued Mr. Tilbody, accommodating his gait to that of his

companion, who was mechanically, and not very successfully, retracing

the track that he had made through the snow; "they have decided that,

under the circumstances--under the very peculiar circumstances, you

understand--it would be inexpedient to admit you. As superintendent and

_ex officio_ secretary of the honorable board"--as Mr. Tilbody "read his

title clear" the magnitude of the big building, seen through its veil of

falling snow, appeared to suffer somewhat in comparison--"it is my duty

to inform you that, in the words of Deacon Byram, the chairman, your

presence in the Home would--under the circumstances--be peculiarly

embarrassing. I felt it my duty to submit to the honorable board the

statement that you made to me yesterday of your needs, your physical

condition, and the trials which it has pleased Providence to send upon

you in your very proper effort to present your claims in person; but,

after careful, and I may say prayerful, consideration of your case--with

something too, I trust, of the large charitableness appropriate to the

season--it was decided that we would not be justified in doing anything

likely to impair the usefulness of the institution intrusted (under

Providence) to our care."

They had now passed out of the grounds; the street lamp opposite the

gate was dimly visible through the snow. Already the old man's former

track was obliterated, and he seemed uncertain as to which way he should

go. Mr. Tilbody had drawn a little away from him, but paused and turned

half toward him, apparently reluctant to forego the continuing

opportunity.

"Under the circumstances," he resumed, "the decision--"

But the old man was inaccessible to the suasion of his verbosity; he had

crossed the street into a vacant lot and was going forward, rather

deviously toward nowhere in particular--which, he having nowhere in

particular to go to, was not so reasonless a proceeding as it looked.

And that is how it happened that the next morning, when the church bells

of all Grayville were ringing with an added unction appropriate to the

day, the sturdy little son of Deacon Byram, breaking a way through the

snow to the place of worship, struck his foot against the body of Amasa

Abersush, philanthropist.

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