X. REGENT’S PARK

It is not so amusing as it used to be to watch lions and tigers in

cages. We are beginning to feel that it is an unlucky plight for a

respectable tiger to be pent within boards and iron bars while kind

ladies throw biscuits and the gentleman with them smiles; for we know

what would happen to the smile and the biscuits if the tiger were

in the woods and coughed slightly not far away. There would be less

beauty in the entertainment, it is true, if the Zoölogical Gardens

maintained choice examples in cages of vitriol-throwers, child-beaters,

market riggers, war-makers, spies, _agents-provocateurs_, and so on.

Regent’s Park would have to be extended to hold so large and varied an

exhibition of wild beasts. The most beautiful of murderers could never

be compared for shape and grace with a good lion or jaguar. It may be

said, therefore, that there is a subtle flattery in our caging of the

finer and more dignified creatures.

We should find no pleasure in looking upon a caged sneak-thief, though

certainly we keep them in cages, when we catch them; but the lion,

I have been assured, is almost invariably a perfect gentleman who

prefers not to quarrel and fight, and will leave the presence of the

other animal with a gun if he can do so with delicacy and honour.

Perhaps it is excusable in us that we should enjoy looking upon so

noble a creature in safety. I have heard him, when he was in a cage,

quietly swearing while gazing into the distance and a Bank Holiday

crowd was staring at him; and even the most uncharitable of Christians

could forgive him his bad language in such circumstances. And I have

heard the tiger, when he was not in a cage, cough in the place where

there was no Bank Holiday crowd, and at night; and I learned then that

the mind of man does not feel so proud as it does at other times.

The lion, of course, knows nothing of the quantum theory; but perhaps

most of our Privy Councillors are as innocent. If the test were made

of most of us; if we were removed from the benefit of the accumulated

knowledge of humanity, our knowledge which is kept growing, for love

usually, by a few superior minds, we should not know how to make a

fire without the matches of which we had been deprived. On the whole,

probably we flatter the depth of that abyss between ourselves and the

lower animals; and for the wolf who runs up and down his cage sullenly

ignoring our overtures, and behaving as though we do not exist, we are

beginning to feel there is something to be said.

I suppose it is too soon to say that for the dogfish and the conger

eel. The darkened corridors and the silence of the New Aquarium at the

Zoölogical Gardens, and the eerie light there of an existence beyond us

in which undulating forms suggest that life may have meanings outside

our understanding, are so salutary that you hear hardly a sound from

the visitors. They move about, speaking in whispers, as though in the

presence of the awful. I heard a boy laugh there, but even that was

subdued; and we may expect, of course, to hear the chuckle of a boy on

the Judgment Day. The boy laughed while he was watching a crab with

claws like grappling irons walk on the sea floor of the Aquarium. It

went craftily, on its toes, and not straightforwardly, but sideways,

as though its aim were evil. A turbot was flat on the sand, pretending

to be the floor, but the crab put a hook on him. The turbot started;

but the crab went straight on to the back of the fish. The boy laughed

at the obvious surprise of both of them, which showed in a frantic

eruption. But even the laugh was uncanny, for it broke out unexpectedly

in an inhuman privacy which might have been the antechamber to the

unspeakable.

Only an irreverent boy would find anything funny in such a place. There

is no comic element, that we know of, under water. It is not surprising

that visitors to the Aquarium are subdued, or that they feel pity

for the few sea-birds which happen to be exiled there from the day.

That pity shows the difference. Pity for birds in a great aviary is

rare, and maybe it is unnecessary. That is a matter in which we should

consult the birds, if ever we doubt our own generous hearts. But sorrow

for birds confined to a dungeon in the dim light and silence where eels

and octopuses are at home is instant and right. In a reverse way that

sorrow proves that the theatrical effect of the new Aquarium is good.

It is good. It is marred only by the presence of those birds, which is

forced and unnatural.

The recesses of the tanks, where antennæ are seen vibrating or

exploring in the shadows, when the eye is accustomed to the hyaline

indistinction, where sinuous figures are seen in apparition, or a pair

of jaws that picture soulless destiny itself gulp spasmodically and

incessantly, somehow challenge the soul in a way impossible to the most

terrible lion. With what respect one stares at that inert and leathery

length, the lungfish, for he is the link between the sea-bottom dark

from which came all life, and those hill-tops which life now regards

as suitable for select villas. It was fortunate for our speculative

builders that somehow, when it was left stranded in drying mud, the

ancestor of the lungfish was able to fashion his swimming bladder into

an organ which made him independent of gills, and equipped him for a

life in the sun, though it was only a suspended life. See what has come

of it!

It is not only the silence and the twilight of the Aquarium which are

impressive, but the sense that no more than plate glass separates us

from a frightful gulf of time. And consider the fascination of the

octopus! Could there be anything more sinister than the cold stare of

the eyes surmounting that bulging stomach? Yet watch it shoot through

the water and alight upon a rock, tentacles and all, with a flowing

grace never equalled by a young lady practising a courtesy for the

Court. That, however, only adds to its attraction, curiously enough;

because attractive it is, for a reason so natural in mankind, and yet

so obscure and difficult to define, that to look for it might take

us into the Antarctic of philosophy. I found the largest audience of

the Aquarium at the tank of the octopus, patiently waiting for what

satisfaction, joy, terror, horror, consternation, or what not, it

could bestow. It is useless for the ladies to protest that they love

the Angel fish better, or any of the banded and prismatic tropical

forms of the Amazon or the coral reefs. I saw very few people at the

tanks where those opalescent or enamelled creatures were proving that

our finest artists in the fantasies of decoration are bunglers. No.

The superior audiences were for the octopus, for the grotesque and

carnivorous spinosities, and for the conger eel.

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