JOHN ENDOR IS JANNOCK

The effect was immediate; and it was dramatic. It broke up the meeting.

Indignation, moreover, ran so high that it came within an ace of

producing a riot in the heart of the city. The friends of the U. P.

candidate so deeply resented having such an important piece of their

ordnance stolen and used against them, that some of the more turbulent

spirits needed persuasion from the police to return quietly to their

homes.

Next day the Blackhampton _Mercury_ and other U. P. journals sternly

demanded a public inquiry into the whole affair. None was needed

really, for everybody knew the cause. All over the City it was said

that “the Old Man had got at” the electricians, the chief constable and

the city engineer. In the statelier words of the _Planet_ newspaper,

“Such an episode reflected the deepest discredit upon the city of

Blackhampton.” All the same, it was a coup. The enemy’s Long Tom had

been audaciously taken from under its nose. It was now being used with

deadly effect by the other side.

An attempt was made to bring to book the culprit-in-chief, but it was

not successful. Such a bird was too old to be caught napping. And

for some mysterious reason the efforts that were made to repair the

mischief fared no better. In spite of every precaution, the electric

current of “Endor Must Go” failed night after night, while neither the

British climate nor untoward circumstance was allowed to interfere with

the opposition sky sign “John Endor is Jannock.”

This sinister fact brought woe to the camp of Sir Stuyvescent Milgrim.

The moral effect was considerable; the whole city was kept laughing.

It was just the sort of thing, said the U. P. agent, that was likely

to lose the election. In the meantime, the comedy of the Firework

Fizzle was worked for all it was worth by its ingenious author. At

every public meeting, in alluding to it, Sir Munt was able to make new

points, while the original devisers of the stunt waxed more furious.

All kinds of analogies, humorously damaging, were drawn from this

affair. Soon all the world began to see that every audacious stroke of

badinage was one nail the more in the enemy’s coffin.

Presently a whisper arose that the greatest and most up-to-date of all

Stunt elections was going to end, like the wonderful sky sign, in a

fizzle. Certainly that fizzle had grown symbolical. The U. P. was in

danger of being hoist with its own weapons. Even the other side--for

generations Blackhampton had been notoriously a “sporting” city--did

not try to minimize the humor and the significance of the case. At the

end of a week of nightly fiascos, while John Endor Is Jannock seemed

to wax ever brighter in the heavens and its _vis-à-vis_ more dismally

waned, the sportsmen of Blackhampton--even the dogs were held to be

sportsmen in Blackhampton--took a continual delight in the affair. Sir

Munt had surpassed himself. He looked like winning the election off his

own bat.

Blackhampton grew prouder than ever of its Old Man. He had an amazing

faculty of “getting right home.” And there were other shots in his

locker. The U. P. airships, hovering proudly above Market Square, grew

subject to mysterious deflations. But the greatest coup of all, the Old

Man’s masterstroke, was the “running in” of Aunt Mittie, that voluble

and truculent lady, on a charge of brawling, and her admonition from

the bench of the City Hall.

As polling day drew on the fun grew faster and more furious. Newspaper

bombast, of which the candidate of the Ring had a complete monopoly,

could only be countered by the simple truth. And the clear facts of

the case, presented with force and skill, were very effective. It was

all very well to obscure the issues at stake by the arts of up-to-date

journalism, but those in touch with the situation soon began to realize

that what Sir Munt called “hot air by the cubit” had lost its virtue.

John Endor, in the meantime, was adding daily to the number of his

friends. In the man himself there was something British, forthright and

sincere, which did much to sustain the cause for which he was fighting.

That cause was the honesty of public life. Such an ideal ceased to be

possible the moment an all-powerful Trust was allowed to govern the

country through its own nominees.

As defined by John Endor, there could be no mistaking the issue. Much

was at stake. Democracy was not merely on its trial, it was fighting

for its life. Could the shrewd sons and daughters of the Midlands,

lulled like so many of their kind by false catchwords and pleasant

sophistries, be roused in time from their sleep?

The question was now being asked by the wisest heads in the land. And a

wave of relief flowed over the country when it was known that the new

Home Secretary, his colors nailed to the mast in open defiance of the

U. P. and all its works, had been returned for East Blackhampton by a

majority of nearly five thousand votes.

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