To-morrow (Thursday) Evening the Delegates to the Charwomen’s
Conference will march to the Statue of John Bright in the Great
Market Square to demand a Compulsory Pint of U. P. Stout with the
midday meal.
The Right Honorable Sir Augustus Bimley, K.C.M.G., P.C., Britain’s
First and Still the Best Bookmaker M.P. will assume the Plinth at
nine o’clock precisely (weather permitting).
After the Right Reverend the Lord Bishop of Blackhampton has offered
a short prayer, Dame Agnita Shrubsole, D.B.E. (“Aunt Mittie”) will
address the gathering.