MAROONED
"Leave it alone, you Buster!"
"Get behind a tree, quick!"
"Run, Buster, run for your life! It'll get you!"
George, Herb and Josh sent these warning cries at the top of their
voices. As to whether the object of their combined concern heard, there
could be no reasonable doubt; for Nick immediately waved one of his fat
hands disdainfully toward them. Evidently he imagined that his chums
were envious of his great good luck in finding so splendid a chance to
annex a beautifully striped real Canadian pussy cat.
"Oh! murdher!" ejaculated Jimmie, "look at the rickless fellow, would
ye? Sure, he manes to grab it, so he do!"
"But he won't, all the same!" cried George, grimly.
Since shouting and gesturing seemed to have no effect upon the imperiled
youth, all the four boys could do was to stand there, holding their
breath, and watching the dreadful developments. Nor was that the first
time or the last that they found occasion to hold their breath.
Nick by now believed that he had wheedled enough, and was within proper
striking distance. They saw him make a sudden forward swoop, with
extended arms, as if bent upon giving the intended victim no possible
chance of escape.
"Wow!" yelled George, as he saw Nick stop short, throw up his arms, and
almost fall to the ground.
One terrified look Buster gave the object of his recent admiration. Then
turning, he ran as well as he could toward camp, gripping his nose with
both hands.
"Keep off!"
"Don't you dare come near us, do you hear!"
"Now you've gone and done it, Buster! That's what you get for wanting to
bake poor little Jocko!"
George, as if in desperation, jumped over and picked up his gun.
"Stop where you are!" he cried. "We're willing to talk this thing over;
but at a proper distance, do you hear, Buster?"
Poor Nick was aghast. Almost overpowered by the terrible fumes as he
was, it looked like adding insult to injury when his own chums turned
against him, and refused to let him enter the camp.
He did come to a halt some thirty feet away, and with one hand, clung to
a sapling; while the other was trying to keep the powerful scent from
smothering him.
"What can I do, fellows?" he asked, pitifully.
George was almost bursting with laughter, but pretended to look as stern
as his father when serving in his capacity as judge of the court.
"First promise that you won't attempt to enter the camp without
permission!" he demanded.
"I promise you, sure I do," groaned Nick swaying weakly alongside his
support.
"Jimmie," went on George, "you go and call Jack in, if he isn't on the
way here already, after all this racket. We want everybody to have a
hand in deciding Buster's fate."
"Good gracious!" cried the wretched Nick, "what d'ye mean, George? Do I
have to be shot, because I made a little mistake? I give you my word I
really thought it was a Canada species of cat. And if we had to have a
menagerie along with us, I was going to match her against your monkey.
Oh! why didn't I think? I ought to have known better. It was awful,
fellows; shocking I tell you!"
"I agree with you, Buster," remarked George, putting his fingers up to
his nose, "please go a little farther away. We can talk better then."
Jimmie had hardly reached the shore before he started back. And Jack was
seen following close behind. Evidently, then, the fisherman must have
heard the loud outcries, and speeded his little boat for the landing,
anxious to know what could have happened to Nick.
He had no need to be told. One hardly required to be within sixty feet
of poor Buster to understand the entire story. Jack did not laugh though
doubtless later on the incident would afford him more or less merriment.
It was a serious matter, as he well knew, and must affect every one in
the party.
"Jack," called out Nick, looking beseechingly at the commodore of the
fleet, "take my part, won't you? They want to shoot me, or do something
as bad, just because I didn't know the gun was loaded. Please take that
thing away from George. He looks so fierce I'm afraid of him!"
So Jack, to ease the mind of the fat boy, who was really shivering with
anticipation of dire results springing from his blunder, did take
George's gun from his unresisting hands, and laid it aside.
"But Jack!" exclaimed Herb, "something's just got to be done. We can't
bear to have him in camp with us, you know, after this. And think of
me having to stand for that dreadful smell day after day. Wow! it
would knock me out. I'd want to jump over in the deepest part of Lake
Superior."
"I don't see what can be done," said George, "except to maroon him here
on this foreign island until we come back again. By that time perhaps it
won't be so very bad. Herb can keep him in the dinky towing behind, and
stand it."
At that poor Nick set up a fresh howl.
"Don't you dare think of doing that," he cried, shaking his fat fist at
the author of the suggestion. "Why, I'd starve to death in no time; not
to speak of being devoured by the wild beasts. Think up some other way,
won't you, please, Jack? Don't listen to George. He's got it in for me
because I gave him so much bother on that Mississippi cruise. I want you
to fix it up, Jack. You'll know how."
Jack still looked very grave.
"Well, you understand that in a case of this kind only desperate
remedies will do, Buster?" he began.
"Yes, yes, I know;" whimpered the other, "and I'm willing to do anything
you say, Jack; but don't leave me here over in a Canadian wilderness. It
ain't human, that's what!"
"All right," Jack proceeded, solemnly, "if you give me your solemn
promise to obey. First of all you must strip off every bit of clothes
you have on."
Nick began at once, and with eagerness.
"Will it wash out, then? Oh! I can rub like a good fellow, I promise
you; only give me a chance!" he exclaimed.
"All the washing in the world wouldn't take that scent out," George
declared.
"There's only one way, and that is to bury the clothes!" said Jack.
"What?" gasped the astonished Nick; "and me go naked? Good gracious!
Jack, I just can't do that! Make it easier for me, won't you? Why, I'd
get my death of cold. Besides, what would I do when we got to the Soo?
Please tell me something else."
At that the boys could hold in no longer, and a shout told that they
were beginning to see the comical side. But Jack waved his hands.
"Be still!" he said, sternly. "This is no laughing matter. Never fear
Buster, but you'll be able to rake up enough clothes to last till we get
to the Soo, where you can buy a new outfit. Off with every stitch, now.
Then you must dig a hole and bury them; or else carry the lot deep into
the bush here, as you choose."
"Is that all?" asked Nick, tremulously, as he hastily tore the last
remnant of his garments from his stout person.
"Not quite," replied Jack. "Get rid of the stuff next. Then come back
to where you are now. I'll be waiting for you with a pair of short
scissors I happen to have along with me; for you see I've just got to
cut all your hair off!"
"Oh! what a guy I'll be, Jack," moaned poor Nick. "I'll sure never hear
the last of this thing."
"Think of us!" said George, sternly, "how we must remember it for days
and days. You're getting off dirt cheap, Buster, let me tell you. I've
heard of fellows who had to live like hermits in the woods for weeks."
"Now get busy," observed Jack. "The boys will be rooting out your bag,
and I'll fetch what clothes we can gather to you. We must do all we can
to smother this perfumery factory."
"Yes, be off wid ye!" said Jimmie, bent on having a hand in the game.
Nick stared mournfully at the clothes on the ground. Then he slowly
gathered them up in his arms. They noticed that as he walked away he
looked around with exceeding care at every step he took, as though not
for worlds would he want to renew his acquaintance with that pretty
striped Canadian pussy cat.
Jack was as good as his word. When George and Herb had collected an
outfit calculated to serve poor Nick until they reached a land of
plenty, and clothing establishments, he carried the lot to the place
appointed.
Here came Nick presently with a most dejected air; and groaning in
spirit the fat boy allowed the other to shear off all his abundant
locks.
He certainly did look like a guy when the job was completed, for Jack
made no pretentions towards being a barber, and there were places that
had the appearance of being "chopped with an axe," as George privately
declared later, when viewing the work of the commodore.
After that they made Nick take a long bath. Indeed he thought he would
never get out of the water, and his teeth were chattering before the
embargo was finally raised.
Fortunately that wonderful red sweater which had attracted the bull
toward the wearer not so very long since, had been safe aboard at the
time of his recent mishap, so that Nick could depend on its warmth. He
was grateful for small favors just then; and quite subdued for a whole
day; though nothing could keep a buoyant nature like his in subjection
long.
Of course he would never hear the last of the joke, and must stand for
all manner of scoffing remarks, as well as uplifted noses when he came
around. But Nick would live it down in time.
And no doubt, when the account of the cruise was read over during the
next winter, Nick would join in the general laugh when he discovered
that Jack had called this temporary stopping place on Canadian soil
"Kitty Kamp."
It was night before Nick was allowed to come into camp; and even then
they made him do penance by sitting off in a corner by himself, "just
like I was a leper," as he declared, though bound to submit to the
indignity.
But "it's an ill wind that blows nobody good," and at least Nick escaped
guard duty that night, for nobody wanted to sit up with him.
George declared that the very first thing he meant to purchase when he
arrived at the city at the rapids was a bottle of violet water, with
which he could saturate himself for a season.
But by morning the terrible effect had in part died away; though
possibly familiarity bringing about contempt may have had considerable
to do with their noticing the disagreeable scent less.
Of course all of them were glad to get away from that camp. To Nick in
particular its memory would always evoke a shiver. When brought to book
in connection with the adventure he always declared that it was what a
fellow got for wanting to invade foreign countries, and meddle with
unfamiliar animals belonging there.
But Jack and the others felt sure that Buster from that day forth
would know the great American skunk a mile off, and shy at a closer
acquaintance.
They got away at a reasonable time, and continued their northern
progress through the crooked St. Mary's River. On the way they saw
numerous nooks that aroused the sportsman spirit in Jack; for he just
knew the gamy bass lurked in those inviting waters, awaiting the coming
of the fisherman. But there was no time to spend just then in seeking
sport.
At about eleven o'clock they passed the smaller rapids, a most
picturesque spot, where the water rushed boiling through many channels,
and innumerable lurking places for the spotted trout seemed to invite a
stay. But the Soo was now close at hand, and all of them were eager to
look upon the famous big rapids, unexcelled for beauty and grandeur in
all the land.
When the three motor boats presently reached a point where the little
city on the left hand shore as well as the foamy rapids, and the
railroad bridge stretching from Canada to the Michigan bank, came into
view, the boys involuntarily waved their hats, and sent forth a cheer.