Miss Harriet's house, called by Old Chester children "The
Stuffed-Animal House," was on the hill-road a stone's-throw beyond the
burial-ground. It was of weather-worn brick, and its white lintels,
carved in thin festoons of fruit and flowers, were nearly hidden by ivy
that stretched dark figures over the marble, and, thickening with the
years across the tops of the windows, made the rooms within dim with
wavering leaf shadows. A brick path, damp and faintly green with moss,
ran down to a green gate set in a ragged privet hedge that was always
dusty and choked with dead twigs. The house itself was so shaded by
horse-chestnuts that grass refused to grow in the door-yard. A porch
shadowed the front door, which opened into a dark, square hall, full of
dim figures that hung from the ceiling and stood in cases against the
walls. A dusty crocodile stretched overhead, almost the width of the
hall; a shark, with varnished belly splitting a little under one fin
and showing a burst of cotton, lurked in a dim corner; over the parlor
door a great snake, coiled about a branch, looked down with glittering,
yellow eyes; and along the walls were cases of very beautiful birds,
their plumage dulled now, for it was forty years since Miss Harriet's
father had made his collection. But all around the hall were
glistening eyes that stared and stared, until sometimes an Old Chester
child, clinging to a mother's protecting hand, felt sure they moved,
and that in another moment the crocodile's jaws would snap together, or
the eagle's wings would flap horribly in the darkness.
Yet there was an awful joy to Old Chester youth in being allowed to
accompany a mother when she made a polite call on Miss Harriet. This
hall, that was dark and still and full of the smell of dead fur and
feathers and some acrid preservative, had all the fascination of
horror. If we were very good we were allowed to walk from case to case
with old Miss Annie, while our mothers sat in the parlor and talked to
Miss Harriet. Miss Annie could not tell us much of the creatures in
the cases, and for all she used to laugh and giggle just as we did, she
never really knew how to play that the hall was a desert island and the
wild beasts were lurking in the forest to fall upon us.
"It isn't a forest, it's our front hall," Miss Annie would say; "and
you must do what I tell you, because I'm the oldest, and I don't want
to play desert island. But I'll show you my chickens," she would add,
with eager politeness.
Sometimes, if Miss Annie were not in the room, we would hear Miss
Harriet tell some story about her mischievousness, and our mothers
would sigh and smile and say, "Poor dear!" Our mothers never said
"poor dear!" about us when we did such things. If one of us Old
Chester children had spoken out in church as Miss Harriet said Miss
Annie did once, and told Dr. Lavendar that he was telling a story when
he read in the morning lesson that the serpent talked to
Eve--"because," said Miss Annie, "snakes can't talk"--if we had done
such a dreadful thing, we should have been taken home and whipped and
sent to bed without any supper, and probably the whole of the third
chapter of Genesis to learn by heart. We should not have been "poor
things!" This was very confusing to Old Chester youth until we grew
older and understood. Then, instead of being puzzled, we shrunk a
little and stayed close to our mothers, listening to Miss Harriet's
stories of Miss Annie with strange interest and repulsion, or staring
furtively at the little old woman, who laughed often and had a way of
running about like a girl, and of smoothing back her gray hair from her
temples with a fluttering gesture, and of putting up her lip and crying
when she was angry or frightened or when she saw anything being hurt.
Miss Annie could never bear to see anything hurt; she would not let us
kill spiders, and she made us walk in the grass instead of on the brick
path, because the ants came up between the bricks, and she was afraid
we would step on them.
"Annie is very kind-hearted," Miss Harriet used to tell our mothers.
"She can't bear my traps."
Miss Harriet's traps were her passion; her interest in taxidermy had
come to her from her father, and though she had not been able to add
anything of real value to Mr. Hutchinson's collection, her work was
thoroughly well done; and she even made a fair sum of money each year
by sending her squirrels and doves to town for the Christmas trade.
But more important than the money was the wholesome out-of-door life
her little business entailed, which had given her her vigorous body and
sane mind. She needed both to live with this gray-haired woman, whose
mind was eleven or twelve years old. It was not a bad mind for eleven
or twelve, Willy King used to say. Old Miss Annie had a sort of crude
common-sense; she could reason and determine as well as any other
twelve-year-old child--indeed, with an added shrewdness of experience
that sixty years of bodily age made inevitable. She knew, innocently,
much of life that other children were guarded from knowing; she knew
death, too, but with no horror--perhaps as we were meant to know
it--something as natural as life itself, and most of all as a release
from pain. For old Annie knew pain and feared it as only the body in
which the soul is not awake can fear it. She wept at the sight of
blood and moaned when she heard a squirrel squeak in the trap; she
shivered with passionate expectation of relief when Miss Harriet's
kindly chloroform brought peace to fluttering wings or beating claws.
When some soft, furry creature, hurt in the trap, relaxed into happy
sleep in the thick, sweet smell that came out of Miss Harriet's big
bottle, Miss Annie would laugh for joy, the tears of misery still wet
upon her wrinkled cheeks.
"Don't come into my shop," Miss Harriet used to say, laughing and
impatient, when Miss Annie would follow her into the room in the barn
where she did her work--"don't come in here, and then you won't see
things that hurt your feelings."
But Annie, smoothing her hair back from her temples with a curious,
girlish gesture, would only shake her head and sidle closer to her
sister, the young, guileless eyes in the withered face full of protest
and appeal. Her horror of pain lost Miss Harriet many a fine specimen;
for, in her pity for the trapped creatures, Annie, noiselessly, like
some Indian hunter, used to follow on her sister's footsteps through
the woods, lifting the baits out of the traps, or if she found a snared
creature unhurt, letting it go, and then creeping home, frightened at
Miss Harriet's anger, which, if she discovered the old child's
naughtiness, fell like a thunderbolt, and then cleared into patient
amusement, as a black shower brightens into sunshine. The big, kind
woman with a man's mind could not be angry at this poor creature; so
she did her duty by her and tried not to think about her. She went her
way, and set her traps, and prepared her few specimens, brushing Annie
or any other annoyance aside with careless good-nature.
"Don't think about unpleasant things," she used to say, in her loud,
cheerful voice. "The trouble with you doctors and ministers," she told
Dr. Lavendar, "is that you make people think about their insides. It's
stomachs with Willy and souls with you. Nobody ought to know that they
have a stomach or a soul. I don't. A tree don't. And there isn't an
oak in Old Chester that isn't pleasanter than Mrs. Drayton. Yet she's
always fussing about her insides--spiritual and material."
"It's when you don't have 'em that you fuss," Dr. Lavendar said; "the
trouble isn't too much soul, it's too little. And I guess it's the
same with stomachs."
"Then you say Mrs. Drayton has no soul?" Miss Harriet said, pleasantly.
"I never said anything of the sort," said Dr. Lavendar.
As for Miss Harriet, she went on to Willy King's office, prepared, as
usual, to make him as uncomfortable as she could. But she never put
Willy out. Her flings at his profession tickled him immensely, and if
now and then the good, honest William practised, as Miss Harriet said,
a few of the tricks of his trade, he was not averse to sharing their
humor with some one who could appreciate it.
"So you have that Drayton cat on your hands again?" Miss Harriet said,
plumping herself down in William's own chair in front of his office
table so that she could pick up and examine what she called his
"riffraff." ("Do open your windows, William. I don't see how you can
be so shut up. Po-o-o! how can people live so much in-doors?")
"Well," said William, doing as he was bid, "she enjoys my visits and I
enjoy her checks. I don't complain."
"That's like the profession," said Miss Harriet; "you put your hands in
our pockets whenever you get a chance. Well, you'll get nothing out of
my pocket, William, for there's nothing in it."
"Miss Harriet," said William, chuckling--"you won't tell anybody, will
you? But Mrs.--well, I won't name names; that's not professional--"
"Call her a 'Female,'" said Miss Harriet.
"Well, a Female sent for me on Tuesday, in a dreadful hurry; I must
come, 'right off! quick!' I was just sitting down to breakfast, but of
course I ran--"
"Martha must have been pleased?"
"I ran; and arrived, winded. There was--the Female, at _her_
breakfast. 'Oh,' she said, 'doctor, the baby has slept right through
from six last night, and he hasn't wakened up yet. I am afraid there
is something the matter with his little brain.'"
"William, if you didn't say that there was something the matter with
_her_ little brain--"
"I didn't," William said, grimly, "because she hasn't any. Now, Miss
Harriet, let's talk about yourself; it's pleasanter."
"Oh, there was not the slightest occasion to come to see you. But I
said I would, and here I am. I suppose you'll send me a bill as long
as my arm. Do you have a system of charges, Willy? So much for a look
over your glasses? So much for that solemn cough? I suppose you grade
all your tricks. Now work off the most expensive ones on me; I propose
to get the worth of my money, young man."
"Thought you said you weren't going to pay any bills?" William reminded
her; and then refused to be side-tracked any longer, but asked question
after question, bringing her up once or twice with a sharp turn.
"Don't joke now, please, Miss Harriet. Be as exact as you can. Is
this condition thus, or so--?" And when he got through with his
questions, he took up the joking rather heavily.
"You're so faithless about pills," he said, "that I'm not going to give
you any."
"What! no pills?" said Miss Harriet.
William King laughed awkwardly. "Not a pill! I don't see any
condition which warrants them: but--"
"What did I tell you? There's nothing the matter, and you just dragged
me here to give your office a busy look."
"I didn't suppose you'd see through it," said Willy King. "But, Miss
Harriet, I--I don't feel _quite_ satisfied. I--do you know I've a
great mind to get a man in Mercer to look you over? I want you to go
up with me to-morrow and see him."
"Nonsense!"
"No, truly," he said; "I am not satisfied, Miss Harriet."
"But what do you mean?" she insisted, sharply. "There's nothing the
matter with me. You said yourself I didn't need any medicine. Give me
some opiate to stop this--this discomfort when it comes on, and I'll be
all right."
"You can't bear opiates," he said, bluntly; "your heart won't stand
them. Don't you remember the time you broke your ankle and I tried
morphine--a baby dose--to give you some relief? You gave me a scare, I
can tell you."
Miss Harriet was silent. Then: "I've known my heart wasn't right for
two years. But--"
"Oh, your heart doesn't give me any concern--if you don't take
liberties with it. Perhaps it isn't quite as good as it was thirty
years ago, but--"
"Ah, I lost it to you then, Willy. You were a sweet little fellow when
you came into my class. Do you remember once when--"
"Miss Harriet, you've got to go to Mercer with me to-morrow," William
King interrupted, quietly. "I hope there's nothing much out of the
way. I hope not. I--I believe not. But I'm not sure. We'll go up
and see Greylord and find out. He'll give you some pills, maybe," he
ended, and laughed and got up. "Now I'm off to the cat, Miss Harriet."
And Miss Harriet, to her astonishment, found herself dismissed before
she had made the boy tell her what he was afraid of. "He _is_ a boy,"
she said to herself. "Of course he wouldn't be apt to know what was
the matter. I ought to have gone to see some Mercer man to begin with.
I remember when Willy was born."