ROSE-WATER RELIGION. *

* April, 1894.

Most of our readers will recollect the controversy that was carried on,

more than twelve months ago, in the columns of the _Daily Chronicle_.

Mr. Robert Buchanan had published his new poem, "The Wandering Jew," in

which Jesus Christ was depicted as a forlorn vagrant, sick of the evil

and infamy wrought in his name, and for which he was historically though

not intentionally responsible. This poem was reviewed by Mr. Richard

Le Gallienne, a younger poet, who is also a professional critic in

the _Star_, where his weekly _causerie_ on books and their writers is

printed over the signature of "Logroller." Mr. Le Gallienne took Mr.

Buchanan to task for his hostility to "the Christianity of Christ," the

nature of which was not defined nor even made intelligible. Mr. Buchanan

replied with his usual impetuosity, declining to have anything to do

with Christianity except in the way of opposition, and laughing at the

sentimental dilution which his young friend was attempting to pass off

as the original, unadulterated article. Mr. Le Gallienne retorted

with youthful self-confidence that Mr. Buchanan did not understand

Christianity. Other writers then joined in the fray, and the result was

the famous "Is Christianity Played Out?" discussion in the _Chronicle_.

It was kept going for a week or two, until parliament met and Jesus

Christ had to make way for William Ewart Gladstone.

Mr. Le Gallienne hinted that he was preparing a kind of manifesto on the

subject of Christianity. The world was to be informed at length as to

the "essential" nature of that religion. Divines and Freethinkers had

alike misunderstood and misrepresented it. After a lapse of nearly two

thousand years the "straight tip," if we may so express it, was to come

from "Logroller." He would soon speak and set the weary world at rest

with the triumphant proclamation of the real, imperishable religion of

Jesus Christ. Presently it was announced, in judicious puffs, that the

manifesto was growing under Mr. Le Gallienne's hands. It would take the

form of a book, to be entitled _The Religion of a Literary Man_. The

title had little relation to the Galilean carpenter or his fishing

disciples. Nor was it in any sense happy. It smacked too much of the

"shop." Sir Thomas Browne, it is true, wrote a "Religio Medici," and

gave a physician's view of religion; but he was a man of rare genius as

well as quaintness, and allowance was to be made for his idiosyncrasy.

Besides, there is a certain speciality in a doctor's way of looking at

religion, if he compares his knowledge with his faith. But what is the

speciality of a literary man on this particular subject? Other trades

and professions might as well follow suit, and give us "The Religion

of a Porkbutcher," or "The Faith of a Farmer," or "The Creed of a

Constable." Even the "Belief of a Barman" is not beyond the scope of a

rational probability.

Mr. Le Gallienne's long-promised evangel "burst upon the town" a month

ago. The "Religio Scriptoris"--which a puzzler at Latin might render as

"The Religion of a Scribbler"--made a dainty appearance. The title-page

was in two colors, with a pretty arabesque border. The type throughout

was neatly leaded, with a column for summaries in the old fashion, and a

wide margin of imitation hand-made paper. The book was pretty, like the

writing, and opposite the title-page was a pretty verse:--

'The old gods pass'--the cry goes round,

'Lo! how their temples strew the ground';

Nor mark we where, on new-fledged wings,

Faith, like the phoenix, soars and sings.

Yes, it is _all_ pretty. There is an air of dilettanteism about the

whole production. It will probably be grateful to the sentimentalists

who, despite their scepticism, still cling to the name of Christian; but

we imagine it will rather irritate than satisfy other readers of more

strenuous and scrupulous intelligence.

The book is dedicated to "A. E. Fletcher, Esq.," editor of the _Daily

Chronicle_, who may well be proud (not of this dedication, but) of the

high position to which he has raised that organ of Radical principles.

Mr. Le Gallienne refers to the old controversy in the _Chronicle_

as "raising an important question--to me the most important of

questions--as to whether Christianity was really so obsolete to-day as

its opponents glibly assume." "I could not stand by," he continues, "and

see the sublime figure of Christ vulgarised to make an Adelphi holiday."

For this reason, he modestly says, he "ventured to play David to Mr.

Buchanan's Philistine." Mr. Fletcher allowed him a battlefield and

"thence sprung [he means _sprang_] the following pages." Thus much for

the origin of the work, and now for its character. "I have condensed in

its pages," the writer says, "much religious experience, and long

and ardent thought on spiritual matters." No doubt he believes this

statement, but is it true? Is not the writer too young to have had "much

experience"? and where are the traces of the "long and ardent thought"?

Mr. Le Gallienne might reply that his thought _has_ been long and

ardent, whatever the value of the result; but, in that case, he is not

cut out for a thinker; and, indeed, he seems aware of the fact, for he

often prints "thinker" in inverted commas to show his disdain of the

article. His "one cure" for "modern doubt" is to "think less and feel

more," and some may be tempted to remark that he has certainly followed

the first part of the prescription.

Mr. Le Gallienne is a long time in coming to "the sublime figure of

Christ." He has a considerable ground to cover before he undertakes the

cleaning and painting of the old idol. First of all, he has to establish

his native superiority over the common herd. He divides the world into

"natural spiritualists and materialists." The first have a Spiritual

Sense (capitals, please), while the second have not; and "it is obvious

that the large majority of mankind belong to the latter class." Mr. Le

Gallienne, of course, belongs to the former. He is a member of Nature's

(or God's) aristocracy. It is for them that he writes, although on his

own supposition the task is superfluous. The common herd of materialists

are warned against wasting their time in reading him--which also

is somewhat superfluous. The fault of materialists--or rather their

misfortune, for they are born that way--is that they are such sticklers

for facts, and have "no conception of aught they cannot touch and

handle, eat, or see through a microscope." Not, indeed, that Mr. Le

Gallienne objects to eating, for instance; he speaks of it with wet

lips, and looks down upon the Vegetarian as a person whose "spiritual

insight" is not "mercifully intermittent," especially at meal times. But

barring meal times, and other fleshly occasions when the spiritualists

join the materialists, the former habitually see facts as "transitory

symbols" of "transfiguring mysteries," so that the whole world (and

perhaps the moon) is "palpitating with occult significance."

For instance. A materialist eats rook-pie, and cares for nothing else

but a sound digestion. The spiritualist also eats rook-pie, but after

the repast he will sentimentalise over dead rooks, without losing his

belief in an all-merciful Providence. He will assure you, indeed, and

try to convince you, that the shooting of rooks and the pulling off

their heads to prevent the rook-pie from tasting bitter, is simply

one of the "terrible and beautiful mysteries" which make the world

so interesting--especially to gentlemen of comprehensive natures, who

combine a taste for rook-pie with a taste for optimistic theology.

When we come to test Mr. Le Gallienne's conception of mystery, we find

it to be nothing but muddle. The whole mystery of life, he says, may be

found in a curve: as thus, Why isn't it straight?

"Color in itself is a mystery, and are there not trance-like moments

when suddenly we ask ourselves, why a _colored_ world, why a _blue_ sky,

and _green_ grass, why not _vice versa_, or why any color at all?"

Mr. Le Gallienne is evidently prepared to stand aghast at the fact that

twice two make four. Why _always_ four? Why not three to-day and seven

to-morrow? Yea, and echo answers, Why?

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