HAPPY IN HELL.

Professor St. George Mivart is a very useful man to the Jesuits. He

plays the jackal to their lion; or, it might be said, the cat to their

monkey. Some time ago he argued that Catholicism and Darwinism were in

the happiest agreement; that the Catholic Church was not committed, like

the Protestant Church, to a cast-iron theory of Inspiration; and that

he was quite prepared to find that all the real Word of God in the Bible

might be printed in a very small book and easily carried in a waistcoat

pocket. That article appeared in the _Nineteenth Century_. In the

current number of the same review Mr. Mivart has another theological

article on "Happiness in Hell." He says he took advice before writing

it, so he speaks with permission, if not with authority. Such an

article, being a kind of feeler, was better as the work of a layman. If

it did not answer, the Church was not committed; if it did answer, the

Church's professional penmen could follow it up with something more

decisive.

Professor Mivart perceives, like the Bishop of Chester, that

Christianity _must_ alter its teaching with respect to Hell, or lose

its hold on the educated, the thoughtful, and the humane. "Not a few

persons," he says, "have abandoned Christianity on account of this

dogma." The "more highly evolved moral perceptions" of to-day are

"shocked beyond expression at the doctrine that countless multitudes

of mankind will burn for ever in hell fire, out of which there is no

possible redemption." Father Pinamonti's _Hell Open to Christians_ is

stigmatised as "repulsive," and its pictures as "revolting." Yet it

is issued "with authority," and Mr. Mivart falls short of the truth in

admitting it has never "incurred any condemnation." This little fact

seems a barrier to his attempt at proving that the Catholic Church is

not committed to the doctrine of a hell of real fire and everlasting

agony.

"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" wrote Dante over his Inferno,

and Mr. Mivart allows that "the words truly express what was the

almost universal belief of Christians for many centuries." That belief

flourished under the wing of an infallible Church; and now Mr. Mivart, a

member of this same infallible Church, comes forward to declare that

the belief was a mistake. Nevertheless, he argues, the clergy of former

times did right to preach hell hot and strong, stuff it with fire, and

keep it burning for ever. They had coarse and ignorant people to deal

with, and were obliged to use realistic language. Besides, it was

necessary to exaggerate, in order to bring out the infinite contrast

between heaven and hell, the elect and the reprobates, the saved and the

damned. Mr. Mivart maintains, therefore, that the old representation of

hell "has not caused the least practical error or misled anyone by one

jot or tittle"--which is as bold, or, as some would say, as impudent a

statement as could be well conceived.

Briefly stated, Mr. Mivart's contention is that the fire of hell is

figurative. The pains of damnation, even in the case of the worst of

sinners, have not been liberally described by Popes and Councils. "What

is meant by the expression 'hell fire' has never been defined," says

Mr. Mivart. Perhaps not. There are some things which, for practical

purposes, do not need definition, and _fire_ is one of them. Nor is it

greatly to the purpose to say that "Saint Augustine distinctly declares

our ignorance about it." Saint Augustine was not God Almighty. Ample

set-offs to this Father may be found in the pages of Dr. Pusey's _What

is of Faith as to Everlasting Punishment?_ Besides, if fire does not

mean fire, if torment does not mean torment, and everlasting does not

mean everlasting, perhaps hell does not mean hell; in which case, it is

a waste of time to argue about details, when the whole establishment, to

use a Shakespearian epithet, is simply "tropical."

"Some positive suffering," thinks Mr. Mivart, "will never cease for

those who have voluntarily and deliberately cast away from them their

supreme beatitude." Do you want to know what this positive suffering

is? Well, wait till you get there. All in good time. Whatever it is,

the "unbelievers" will get _their_ share of it. The editor of the

_Freethinker_ may look out for a double dose. Professor Huxley will not

escape. He is an aggressive Agnostic; one of those persons who, in the

graceful language of Mivartian civility, do not "possess even a rudiment

of humility or aspiration after goodness." "Surely," exclaims our new

Guide to Hell, "surely if there is a sin which, on merely Theistic

principles, merits the severest pains of hell, it is the authorship of

an irreligious book." Which leads _us_ in turn to exclaim, "Surely, yea

thrice surely, will hell never be wholly abolished or deprived of its

last torture-chamber, while Christians require a painful place for those

who boldly differ from them." Mr. Mivart, it is true, confesses that

"those who are disturbed and distressed by difficulties about hell

include many among the best of mankind." But they must not write

irreligious books on the subject. They must wait, in patience and

meekness, until Mr. Mivart gives them satisfaction.

Let us now summarise Mr. Mivart's position. Uni-versalism, or the final

restitution of all men, he rejects as "utterly irreconcilable with

Catholic doctrine." Those who are saved go to heaven--after various

delays in purgatory--and enjoy the Beatific Vision for ever. Those who

are lost go to hell and remain there for all eternity. They lose the

Beatific Vision, and that is their chief punishment. But hell is not a

really dreadful place--except, of course, for the writers of irreligious

books. It may have its equator, and perhaps its poles; but between them

are vast regions of temperate clime and grateful soil. The inhabitants

are in a kind of harmony with their environment. They are even under a

law of evolution, and "the existence of the damned is one of progress

and gradual amelioration." We suppose it may be said, in the words of

Napoleon, that the road is open to talent; and enterprising "damned

ones" may cry with truth--"Better to reign in hell than serve in

heaven."

Hell must be regarded as a most desirable place. Mr. Mivart knows

all about it, and we have his authority for saying it is "an abode of

happiness transcending all our most vivid anticipations, so that man's

natural capacity for happiness is there gratified to the very utmost."

And this is hell! Well, as the old lady said, who would have thought it?

Verily the brimstone has all turned to treacle.

Curious! is it not? While the Protestants are discussing whether

hell-fire is actual fire, and whether sinners are roasted for

everlasting, or only for eternity, in steps a Catholic and declares

that hell is a first-class sanitarium, far superior to the east-end of

London, better than Bournemouth, and ahead of Naples and Mentone. "Be

happy in heaven," he cries, "and if you won't, why, damn you, be happy

in hell."

But before we leave Mr. Mivart we have a parting word to say. He admits

the comparative novelty of his view of hell. "Our age," he says, "has

developed not only a great regard for human life, but also for the

sufferings of the brute creation." This has led to a moral revolt

against the old doctrine of eternal torment, and the Church is under the

necessity of presenting the idea of hell in a fresh and less revolting

fashion. Precisely so. It is not theology which purifies humanity, but

humanity which purifies theology. Man civilises himself first, and his

gods afterwards, and the priest walks at the tail of the procession.*

* Professor Mivart is a man to be pitied. First of all, his

views on Hell were opposed by Father Clarke, against whom

the hell-reformer defended himself. Last of all, however,

Professor Mivart's articles on this subject were placed upon

the Index of Prohibited Books, which no good Catholic is

allowed to read, except by special permission. Rome had

spoken, and the Professor submitted himself to Holy Mother

Church. In doing so, he destroyed the value of his judgment

on any question whatever, since he submits not to argument,

but to authority.

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