S'W'ELP ME GOD.

Whoever has seen a Hebrew money-lender in a County Court take up a copy

of the Old Testament, present the greasy cover to his greasy lips, and,

like honest Moses in the _School for Scandal_, "take his oath on that,"

must have had a lively impression as to the value of swearing as a

religious ceremony. And this impression must have been heightened when

he has seen an ingenuous Christian, on the other side of the suit,

present a copy of the New Testament to _his_ pious lips, and quietly

swear to the very opposite of all that the God-fearing Jew had solemnly

declared to be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

One's appreciation of the oath is still further increased by watching

the various litigants and witnesses as they caress the sacred volume:

Here a gentleman wears an expression of countenance which seems to imply

"I guess they'll get a good deal of truth out of me"; and there anothers

face seems to promise as great a regard for truth as is consistent

with his understanding with the solicitor who subpoenaed him as an

independent witness in the interest of justice and a sound client. Hard

swearing is the order of the day. So conflicting is the evidence on

simple matters of fact that it is perfectly obvious that the very

atmosphere is charged with duplicity. The thing is taken as a matter

of course. Judges are used to it, and act accordingly, deciding in most

cases by a keen observation of the witnesses and an extensive knowlege

of the seamy side of nature. But sometimes the very judges are

nonplussed, so brazen are the faces of the gentlemen who "have kissed

the book" Very often, no doubt, their honors feel inclined to say,

like the American judge in directing his jury, "Well, gentlemen, if

you believe what these witnesses swear, you will give a verdict for the

plaintiff; and if you believe what the other witnesses swear, you will

give a verdict for the defendant; but if, like me, you don't believe

what either side swears, I'm hanged if I know what you will do."

The fact is, the oath is absolutely useless if its object is to prevent

false witness. Should there be any likelihood of a persecution for

perjury, a two-faced Testament-kisser will be on his guard, and be very

careful to tell only such lies as cannot be clearly proved against him.

He dreads the prospect of daily exercise on the treadmill, he loathes

the idea of picking oakum, and his gorge rises at the thought of brown

bread and skilly. But so long as that danger is avoided, there are hosts

of witnesses, most of them very good Christians, who have been suckled

on the Gospel in Sunday Schools, and fed afterwards on the strong meat

of the Word in churches and chapels, who will swear fast and loose after

calling God to witness to their veracity. They ask the Almighty to

deal with them according as they tell the truth, yet for all that they

proceed to tell the most unblushing lies. What is the reason of this

strange inconsistency? Simply this. Hell is a long way off, and many

things may happen before the Day of Judgment. Besides, God is merciful;

he is always ready to forgive sins; a man has only to repent in time,

that is a few minutes before death, and all his sins will be washed

out in the cleansing blood of Christ. Notwithstanding all his lies in

earthly courts, the repentant sinner will not lose his right of walking

about for ever and ever in the court of heaven, although some poor devil

whose liberty or property he swore away may be frizzling for ever and

ever in hell.

We are strongly of opinion that if the oath were abolished altogether

there would be fewer falsehoods told in our public courts. No doubt

the law of perjury has some effect, but it is less than is generally

imagined, partly because the law is difficult to apply, and partly

because there is a wide disinclination to apply it, owing to a sort

of freemasonry in false witness, which is apt to be regarded as an

essential part of the game of litigation. Here and there, too, there

may be a person of sincere piety, who fears to tell a lie in what he

considers the direct presence of God. But for the most part the fear of

punishment, in this world or in the next, will not make men veracious.

The fact is proved by universal experience; nay, there are judges, as

well as philosophers, who openly declare that the oath has a direct

tendency to create perjury. Anyone, with a true sense of morality will

understand the reason of this. Fear is not a moral motive; and when the

threatened punishment is very remote or very uncertain, it has next to

no deterrent effect. Cupidity is matched against fear, and the odds of

the game being in its favor, it wins. But if a moral motive is appealed

to, the case is different. Many a man will tell a lie in the witness-box

who would scruple to do so "on his honor"; many a man will lie before

God who would scruple to deceive a friend. Let a man feel that he is

trusted, let his self-respect be appealed to, and he is more likely to

be veracious than he would be if he were threatened with imprisonment in

this life and hell-fire in the next.

Why Christians should cling to this relic of barbarity it is difficult

to conceive. Their Savior plainly commanded them to "Swear not at all,"

and the early Church obeyed this injunction until it rose to power under

Constantine. It is also a striking fact that the apostle Peter, when he

disobeyed his Master, and took an oath, used it to confirm a palpable

lie. When the damsel charged him in court with having been a follower

of Jesus, he "Denied it with an oath." "You were one of them," said the

damsel. "I wasn't," said Peter. "You _were_ with him," she rejoined.

Whereupon Peter exclaimed "S'w'elp me God, I never knew him." Surely if

self-interest made Peter commit flat perjury in the bodily presence

of his Savior, it is idle to assert that the oath in any way promotes

veracity.

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