Sir Blaise Mickleton was, in his own eyes and in the eyes of the
village girls of Harby, a vastly fine gentleman. If they had ever
heard of the sun-god, Phoebus Apollo would have presented himself
to their rusticity in some such guise as the personality of the local
knight. Sir Blaise had been to London--once--had kissed the King's
hand at Whitehall, and had ever since striven vehemently to be more
Londonish than the Londoner. He talked with what he thought to be the
town's drawl; he walked, as he believed, with the town walk over the
grasses of his grounds and on the Harby high-roads. He plagued the
village tailor with strange devices for coats and cloaks;
many-colored as a Joseph, he strutted through bucolic surroundings as
if he carried the top-knot of the mode in the Mall; he glittered in
ribbons and trinkets, floundered rather than swam in a sea of
essences, yet scarcely succeeded in amending, with all this false
foppishness, the something bumpkin that was at the root of his
nature. He was of a lusty natural with the sanguine disposition, and
held himself as much above the most of his neighbors as he knew
himself to be below the house of Harby. He was no double-face,
friendly with both sides; he was rather for peeping from behind the
parted doors of the temple of peace upon a warring world without, and
making fast friends with the victor. He had very little doubt that
the victor would be the King, but just enough doubt to permit his
surrender to a distemper that kept him to his bed till Edgehill
proved the amazing remedy.
Sir Blaise peacocked over the lawn, delicate as Agag. He murdered the
morning air with odors, his raiment outglowed the rainbow; one hand
dandled his staff, the other caressed his mustaches. He strove to
smile adoration on Brilliana, but mistrust marred his ogle, and a
shiver of fear betrayed his simper of confidence. Brilliana watched
him gravely with never a word or a sign, and her silence intensified
his discomfiture by the square of the distance he had yet to
traverse.
"Coxcomb," she thought, and "coward," she thought, and "cur," she
thought.
He could not read her thought, but he could read her tightened lips
and her hostile eyes, and he wished himself again in bed at
Mickleton. But it was too late to retreat, and he advanced in bad
order under the silent fire of her disdain till he paused at what he
deemed to be the proper place for ceremonious salutation. He
uncovered, describing so magnificent a sweep of extended hat that its
plumes brushed the grasses at her feet. He bowed so low that his pink
face disappeared from view in the forward fall of his lovelocks. When
the rising inflection shook these back and the pink face again
confronted her, he seemed to have recovered some measure of
assertion.
"Lady," he said, sighingly, "I kiss your mellifluous fingers and
believe myself in Elysium."
The languishing glance that accompanied these languishing syllables
had no immediate effect upon the lady to whom they were addressed.
Still Brilliana looked fixedly at her visitor, and still Sir Blaise
found little ease under her steady gaze. He blinked uncomfortably;
his fingers twitched; he tried to moisten his dry lips. At length,
out of what seemed a wellnigh ageless silence, the lady spoke, and
her words were an arraignment.
"Why did you not come to Harby when Harby needed help?"
Sir Blaise felt weak in the knees, weak in the back, weak in the
wits; he would have given much for a seat, more for a sup of brandy.
But he had to speak, and did so after such gasping and stammering as
spoiled his false bravado.
"I came to speak of that," he protested, forcing a jauntiness that he
was far from feeling. "I feared you might misunderstand--"
"Indeed," interrupted Brilliana, "I think there is no
misunderstanding."
Sir Blaise made an appealing gesture.
"Hear me out," he pleaded. "Hear me and pity me. The news of his
Majesty's quarrel with his Parliament threw me into such a distemper
as hath kept me to my bed these three weeks. My people held all news
from me for my life's sake. It was but this morning I was judged
sound enough to hear of all that has passed. How otherwise should I
not have flown to your succor? I could wish your siege had lasted a
while longer to give me the glory of delivering you."
The sternness faded from Brilliana's gaze. She was not really angry
with this overcareful gentleman; she would only have been grieved had
he proved the man to serve her well. He was no more for such
enterprises than your lap-dog for bull-baiting. Ridiculous in his
finery, pitiful in his subterfuge, he was only a thing to smile at,
to trifle with. So she smiled, and, rising, swept him a splendid
reverence.
"I am your gallantry's very grateful servant," she whispered, having
much ado to keep from laughing in his face. The fatuous are easily
pacified.
"I hope you do not doubt my valor?" he asked, with some show of
reassurance.
"Indeed I have no doubt," Brilliana answered, with another courtesy.
The speech might have two meanings. Sir Blaise, unwilling to split
hairs, took it as balsam, and hurriedly turned the conversation.
"Well! well!" he hummed. "You seem nothing the worse for your
business."
"I am something the better," she said, softly. Perhaps Sir Blaise did
not hear her.
"Is it true," he asked, "that you harbor a Crop-ear in this house?"
"Indeed," Brilliana confirmed, "I hold him as hostage for the life of
Cousin Randolph. You know that he is a prisoner?"
"I heard that news with the rest of the budget," Sir Blaise answered.
"And what kind of a creature is your captive? Does he deafen you with
psalms, does he plague you with exhortations?"
Brilliana laughed merrily.
"No, no; 'tis a most wonderful wild-fowl. My people swear he is
mettled in all gentle arts, from the manage of horses to the casting
of a falcon."
Sir Blaise shook his staff in protest of indignation.
"Is it possible that such a rascal usurps the privileges of
gentlefolk?"
"He carries himself like a gentleman," Brilliana answered. "More's
the pity that he should be false to his king and his kind."
Sir Blaise smiled condescendingly.
"Believe me, dear lady, you are misled. A woman may be deceived by an
exterior. Doubtless he has picked up his gentility in the servants'
hall of some great house, and seeks to curry your favor by airing
it."
"He has persuaded those that are shrewd judges of men to praise him."
Again Sir Blaise laughed his fat laugh.
"Ha, ha! Shrewd judges of men. I will take no man's judgment but my
own of this rascal. Had I word with him you should soon see me set
him down."
Brilliana's glance wandering from the pied pomposity who strutted
before her, saw a sharp contrast through the yew-tree arch. A man in
sober habit was moving slowly over the grass in the direction of the
pleasaunce, moving slowly, for he was carrying an open book and his
eyes were fixed upon its pages. Truly the sombre Puritan made a
better figure than her swaggering neighbor. She looked up at Sir
Blaise with a pretty maliciousness in her smile.
"You can have your will even now," she said, "for I spy my prisoner
coming here--and reading, too."
Sir Blaise swung round upon his heels and stared in the direction
indicated by Brilliana. He saw Evander, black against the sunlit
trees, the sunlit grasses, and he smiled derisively. He was very
confident that there was no courage as there could be no wit in any
Puritan. These things were the privileges of Cavaliers.
"His brains are buried in his book," he sneered. "If a stone came in
his way now he would stumble over it, he's so deep in his sour
studies. 'Tis some ponderous piece of divinity, I'll wager, levelled
against kings."
He thought he was speaking low to his companion, but his was not a
voice of musical softness, and its tones jarred the quiet air.
Evander caught the sound of it, lifted his head, and, looking before
him over his book, saw in the yew haven Brilliana seated and a
gaudy-coated gentleman standing by her side. He was immediately for
turning and hastening in another direction, but Brilliana, for all
she hated him, would not now have it so. Perhaps she had been piqued
by Sir Blaise's too confident assumption of superiority to the
judgment of her people; perhaps she thought it might divert her to
see Puritan and Cavalier face each other before her in the shadowed
circle of yews. Whatever her reason, she raised her hand and raised
her voice to stay Evander's purpose.
"Sir, sir!" she cried. "Mr. Cloud, by your leave, I would have you
come hither. Do not turn aside."
Thus summoned, Evander walked with slightly quickened pace to the
place where Brilliana sat and saluted her with formal courtesy.
"I cry your pardon," he declared. "I would not intrude on your quiet,
but I read and walked unconscious that there was company among the
yews."
Brilliana answered him with the dignity of a gracious and benevolent
queen.
"Do not withdraw, sir; you have the liberty of Loyalty House, and I
would not have you avoid any part of its gardens."
Evander bowed. Sir Blaise broke into a horse-laugh which grated more
on Brilliana's ears than on Evander's. Brilliana was at heart rather
angry that for once Puritan should show better than Cavalier.
"You are a vastly happy jack to be used so gently," he bellowed.
"Some would have stuck such a hostage in a garret and done well
enough."
Evander still kept his eyes fixed on the lady of the house and seemed
to have no ears for the jeering Cavalier. With a lift of the hand
that indicated and saluted the prospect, he said, smoothly, "You have
a very gracious garden, lady."
Mirth shone discreetly in Brilliana's eyes as she gave the Puritan a
bow for his praise. The Cavalier, a viola da gamba of anger, pegged
his string of bluster tighter.
"Did not the fellow hear me?" he cried, and this time his noise won
him a moment of attention. Evander gave him a glance, and then,
returning to Brilliana, said, with a manner of amused contempt, "You
have a very ungracious gardener."
Sir Blaise's pink face purpled; Sir Blaise's hand swung to the hilt
of his sword. Evander seemed to have forgotten his existence and to
await quietly any further favor of speech from Brilliana. My Lady
Mischief, much diverted, judged it time to intervene.
"Lordamercy!" she cried, as she rose from her seat and moved a little
way towards Sir Blaise. "Let me bring you acquainted."
The Cavalier caught her hand and stayed her before she could speak
his name.
"Wait, wait," he whispered. "Watch me roast him."
He swung away from her and swaggered towards Evander. "Tell me,
solemn sir," he questioned, "have you heard of one Sir Blaise
Mickleton?"
"I have heard of him," Evander answered. His tranquil indifference to
Sir Blaise's bearing, to Sir Blaise's splendor of apparel, pricked
the knight like a sting. He tried to change the sum of his irritation
into the small money of wit.
"You have never heard that he snuffled through his nose, turned up
his eyes, mewed psalms and canticles, and dubbed himself by some such
name as Fight-the-Good-Fight-of-Faith, yea, verily?"
Sir Blaise talked with the drawling whine which he assumed to be the
familiar intonation of all Puritan speech. Like many another
humorless fellow, he prided himself upon a gift of mimicry signally
denied to him. Even Brilliana's detestation of the Puritan party
could not compel her to admire her neighbor's performance. Evander's
face showed no sign of recognition of Sir Blaise's impertinence as he
answered:
"No, truly, but I have heard some talk of a swaggering braggart,
prodigal in valiant promise, but very huckster in a pitiful
performance; in a word, a clown whose attempt to ape the courtier has
never veiled the clod."
Brilliana found it hard to restrain her laughter as she watched the
varying shades of fury float over Sir Blaise's broad face at each
successive clause of Evander's disdainful indictment. Yet she was
sadly vexed to think that her side commanded so poor a champion. Sir
Blaise tried to speak, gasped out a furious "Sir!" then his passion
choked him, and he gobbled, inarticulate and grotesque. Evander went
composedly on:
"He is rated a King's man, and would serve his master well if much
tippling of healths and clearing of trenchers were yeoman service in
a time of war. But his sword sleeps in its sheath."
"Now, by St. George--" Sir Blaise yelled, raising his clinched fists.
Brilliana feared at one moment that he would strike her prisoner in
the face; feared in the next that he would fall at her feet dead of
an apoplexy. She sailed between the antagonists and addressed
Evander.
"Serious sir, will it dash you to learn that you are speaking to Sir
Blaise Mickleton?"
Evander's countenance showed no sign either of surprise or of dismay.
Sir Blaise, still turkey-red, managed to gulp down his choler
sufficiently to utter some syllables.
"I am that knight," he gasped; then, turning to Brilliana, he
whispered behind his hand, "Mark now how this bear will climb down."
Brilliana, watching Evander, was not confident of apologies. Her
prisoner made a slight inclination of the head towards Sir Blaise in
acknowledgment of the fact of Brilliana's presentation, and said,
very calmly:
"Why, then, sir, such a jury as your world has empanelled have
misread you, for if they summed your flaws aptly in their report of
you, they clapped this rider on their staggering verdict, that Sir
Blaise Mickleton did, at his worst, do his best to play the
gentleman."
Smiles of satisfaction rippled over Sir Blaise's face. He did not
follow the drift of Evander's fluency but took it for compliment.
"Handsomely apologized, i' faith," he beamed to Brilliana. Brilliana
laughed in his face.
"Why, poor man, he flouts you worse than ever," she whispered.
Sir Blaise knitted puzzled brows while Evander, having made the
effective pause, continued, suavely:
"In the which judgment they erred, for he does not merit so
creditable a praise. Sure they can never have seen him who couple in
any way the name of Sir Blaise Mickleton with the title of
gentleman."
Even Sir Blaise's dulness could not misinterpret Evander's meaning,
and rage resumed its sway.
"You crow! You kite!" he fumed. His wrath could find no more words,
but he made a stride towards Evander, menacing. Brilliana stepped
dexterously between the two. As she told Tiffany later, she felt as
if she were gliding between fire and ice.
"One side of me was frozen, and the other done to a crisp." She
lifted her hand commandingly.
"We will have no bickering here," she protested. Evander paid her a
salutation, and, moving a little aside, resumed his book. He would
not retire while Sir Blaise was in presence, but he guessed that the
lady wished for speech with her friend. Sir Blaise did not find her
words consolatory, though she affected consolation.
"The bear licks with a rough tongue," she whispered. Sir Blaise
slapped his palms together.
"You shall see me ring him, you shall see me bait him, if you will
but leave us."
"How shall I see if I leave?" Brilliana asked, provokingly. "But 'tis
no matter."
As she spoke she thought of Halfman, and a merry scheme danced in her
head.
"Gentles, I must leave you," she cried, with a pretty little
reverence that included both men. Then in a moment she had slipped
out of the pleasaunce and was running down the avenue. In the house
she found Halfman. "Quick!" she cried, breathlessly. "Sir Blaise and
Mr. Cloud are wrangling yonder like dogs over a bone."
"Do you wish me to keep the peace between them?" Halfman questioned.
Brilliana did not exactly know what she wished. She was fretted at
the poor show a King's man had made before a Puritan; if Sir Blaise
could do something to humble the Puritan it might not be wholly
amiss. So much Halfman gathered from her jerky scraps of sentences;
also, that on no account must the disputants be permitted to come to
swords. Halfman nodded, caught up a staff, and ran full tilt to the
pleasaunce. The moment his back was turned Brilliana, instead of
remaining in the house, came out again, doubled on her course, and
dodging among the hedges found herself peeping unseen upon the
enclosure she had just quitted and the brawl at its height.