PART I.

Angelo Armstrong was a man of thirty. He had no capital, but by dint of

honest and meritorious toil he found himself eventually earning a moderate

salary as clerk in a London Insurance Office. He had been rejected for the

Army on account of a defective knee-cap. Outside his work his tastes lay in

the direction of botany and bibliomancy, which latter, according to the

dictionary, is "Divination performed by selecting passages of Scripture at

hazard." He also indulged in good works and was President of the Society

for the Preservation of the Spiritual Welfare of the Deputy Harbour Masters

at our English Seaports. Thus he was worthy of the name of Angelo by which

his mother had insisted that he should be christened, after seeing a

picture of the famous historical incident of "_Non Angli sed Angeli_."

Strangely enough he had never yet come under the influence of love. The

three diversions given above had filled his spare hours, and woman was to

him a sealed book. One morning he found a letter on his breakfast-table

from an old family friend; it read as follows:--

"_Ton Répos," Woking_,

_December 11th, 1916_.

"DEAR MR. ARMSTRONG,--Do tear yourself away from grimy London and come and

spend the Christmas holidays with us. Only a small party and one of

War-workers. We are all workers nowadays, aren't we? You _must_ come!

Sincerely yours,

AUGUSTA POGSON-DELABERE.

N.B.--Our house is a long way from the Crematorium!

This settled it; he decided to go.

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