CHAPTER XI. A SALLE DE POLICE

When I entered the breakfast-room the following morning, I found

Duchesne stretched before the fire in an easy-chair, busily engaged

in reading the “Moniteur” of that day, where a long list of imperial

_ordonnances_ filled nearly three columns.

“Here have I been,” said he, “conning over this catalogue of princely

favor these twenty minutes, and yet cannot discern one word of our

well-beloved cousins Captains Burke and Duchesne. And yet there seems to

be a hailstorm of promotions. Some of them have got grand duchies; some

principalities; some have the cross of the Legion; and here, by

Jove! are some endowed with wives. Now that his Majesty has taken to

christening and marrying, I suppose we shall soon see him administering

all the succors of Holy Church. Have you much interest in hearing

that Talleyrand is to be called Prince of Benevente, and Murat is now

Grand-Duke of Berg,--that Sebastiani is to be married to Mademoiselle de

Coigny, and Monsieur Decazes, _fils de_ M. Decazes, has taken some one

else to wife? Oh dear, oh dear! It's all very tiresome, and not even the

fête of Saint Napoleon--”

“Of whom?” said I, laughing.

“Saint Napoleon, _parbleu!_ It's no joking matter, I assure you. Here

is the letter of the cardinal legate to the arch-bishops and bishops

of France, commanding that the first Sunday in the August of each year

should be set apart to celebrate his saintship, with an account of the

processions to take place, and various plenary indulgences to the pious

who shall present themselves on the occasion. Fouché could tell you the

names of some people who bled freely to get rid of all this trumpery;

and, in good sooth, it's rather hard, if we could not endure Saint

Louis, to be obliged to tolerate Saint Napoleon,--saints, like Bordeaux

wine, being all the more palatable when they have age to mellow them. I

could forgive anything, however, but this system of forced marriages;

it smacks too much of old Frederick for my taste. And one cannot always

have the luck of your friend General d'Auvergne.”

I felt my cheek grow burning hot at the words. Duchesne did not notice

my confusion, but continued,--

“And yet, of all the ill-assorted unions for which his sainted Majesty

will have to account hereafter, that was unquestionably the most

extraordinary.”

“But I have heard, and I believe too, that the marriage was not of the

Emperor's making; it was purely a matter of liking.”

“Come, come, Burke,” said he, laughing, “you will not tell me that the

handsomest girl at the Court, with a large dowry, an ancient name, and

every advantage of position, marries an old weather-beaten soldier--the

senior officer of her own father once--of her own free will and choice.

The thing is absurd. No, no; these are the Imperial recompenses, when

grand duchies are scarce and confiscations few. The Emperor does not

travel for nothing. He brought back with him from Egypt something

besides his Mameluke Guard: that clever trick the pachas have of

providing a favorite with an ex-sultana. There, there! don't look so

angrily. We shall both be marshals of France one of these days, and that

may reconcile one to a great deal.”

“You are determined to owe nothing of your promotion to a blind devotion

to Napoleon,--that's certain,” said I, annoyed at the tone of insolent

disparagement in which he spoke.

“You are right,--perfectly right there,” replied he, in a quiet tone of

voice. “No man would rather hug himself up in an illusion, if he could

but make it minister to his pleasure or his enjoyment; but when it does

neither,--when the material is so flimsy as to be seen through at every

minute,--I throw it from me as a worthless garment, unfit to wear.”

“Can you, then, deem Napoleon's glory such?”

“Of course, to me it is. How am I a sharer in his triumphs, save as the

charger that marches in the cavalcade? You don't perceive that I, as the

descendant of an old Loyalist family, would have fared far better with

the Bourbons, from reasons of blood and kindred; and a hundred times

better with the Jacobins, from very recklessness.”

“How then came it--”

“I will spare you the question. I liked neither emigration nor the

guillotine, and preferred the slow suffering of ennui to the quick death

of the scaffold. There has been but one career in France for many a day

past. I adopted it as much from necessity as choice; I followed it more

from habit than either.”

“But you cannot be insensible to the greatness of your country, nor her

success in arms.”

“Nor am I; but these things are a small ingredient in patriotism. You,

the stranger, share with us all our triumphs in the field. But the

inherent features of a nation,--the distinctive traits of which every

son of the soil feels proud,--where are they now? What is France to me

more than to you? One half my kindred are exiled; of those who remain,

many regard me as a renegade. Their properties confiscated, themselves

suspected, what tie binds them to this country? You are not more an

alien here than I am.”

“And yet, Duchesne, you shed your blood freely for this same cause you

condemn. You charged the Pratzen, some days ago, with four squadrons,

against a whole column of Russian cavalry.”

“Ay, and would again to-morrow, boy. Had you been a gambler, I need n't

have told you that it is the game, not the stake, that interests the

real gamester. But come, do not fancy I want to make you a convert to

these tiresome theories of mine. What say you to the pretty Mademoiselle

Pauline? Did you admire her much?”

“She is unquestionably very handsome; but, if I must confess it, her

manner towards me was too ungracious to make me loud in her praise.”

“I like that, I vow,” said Duchesne; “that saucy air has an

indescribable charm for me. I don't know if it is not the very thing

which pleases me most about her. She has been spoiled by flattery and

admiration; for her beauty and her fortune are prizes in the great

wheel. And that she is aware of the fact is nothing wonderful,

considering that she hears it repeated every evening of her life, by

every-rank in the service, from a marshal of France down to--a captain

in the _chasseurs à cheval_,” said he, laughing.

“Who, probably, was one of the last to tell her so,” said I, looking at

him slyly.

“What have we here?” said he, suddenly, without paying any attention to

my remark, as he again took up the “Moniteur.” “'It is rumored that the

Russian Prince, Drobretski, was dangerously wounded this morning in an

affair of honor. The names of the other party and the seconds are

still unknown; but the efforts of the police, stimulated by the express

command of the Emperor, will, it is to be hoped, succeed in discovering

them ere long.'”

“Is not that the name of your Russian friend of last night, Duchesne?”

“Yes. And the same person, too, formerly Russian minister at Madrid, and

latterly residing on his parole at Paris,” continued he, reading from

the paper. “'The very decided part his Majesty has taken against the

practice of duelling is strengthened on this occasion by a recent order

of council respecting the prisoners on parole.' _Diable!_ Burke, what

a scrupulous turn Napoleon seems to have taken in regard to these

Cossacks! And here follows a long list of witnesses who have seen

nothing, and suspicious circumstances that occur every morning in the

week without remark. After all, I don't think the Empire has advanced

us much on the score of police,--the same threadbare jests, the same

old practical jokes, amused the _bourgeoisie_ in the time of Louis the

Fourteenth.”

“I don't clearly understand your meaning.”

“It is simply this,--that every Government of France, from Pepin

downwards, has understood the value of throwing public interest, from

time to time, on a false scent, and to this end has maintained a police.

Now, if for any cause his Majesty thought proper to incarcerate that

Russian prince in the Temple or La Force, the affair would cause a

tremendous sensation in Paris, and soon would ring over the whole of

Germany and the rest of Europe, with every variation of despotism,

tyranny, and all that, attached to it, long before any advantages to be

derived from the step could be realized. Whereas see the effect of an

opposite policy. By this report of a duel, for instance,--I don't

mean to assert it false, here,--the whole object is attained, and

an admirable subject of Imperial praise obtained into the bargain.

Governments have learned wisdom from the cuttlefish, and can muddy

the water on their enemies at the moment of danger. I should not be

surprised if the affairs of the Bank looked badly this morning.”

“It is evident, then, you disbelieve the whole statement about the

duel.”

“My dear friend,” said he, smiling, “who is there in all Paris, from

Montmartre to St. Denis, believes, or disbelieves, any one thing in the

times we live in? Have we not trusted so implicitly for years past to

the light of our reason that we have actually injured our eyesight with

ils brilliancy. Little reproach, indeed, to our minds, when our very

senses seem to mislead us; when one sees the people who enter the

Tuileries now with embroidered coats, who in our father's days never

came nearer to it than the Place de Carrousel. _Hélas!_ it's no time for

incredulity, that's certain. But to conclude,” said he, turning to the

paper once more: “'The _commissaires de police_ throughout Paris have

received orders to spare no effort to unravel the mystery and detect the

other parties in this unhappy affair.' Military tribunal; prisoners

on parole; rights of hospitality; honor of France; and the old

peroration,--the usual compliment on the wisdom which presides over

every department of state. How weary I do become of all this! Let your

barber puff his dye for the whiskers, or your bootmaker the incomparable

effulgence of his blacking,--the thing is in keeping, no one objects to

it. I don't find fault with my old friend, Pigault Lebrun, if he now and

then plays the critic on himself, and shows the world the beauties they

neglectfully slurred over. But, Burke, have you ever seen a _bureau de

police?_”

“Never; and I have the greatest curiosity to do so.”

“Come, then, I 'll be your guide. The _commissaire_ of this quarter

has a very extended jurisdiction, stretching away towards the Bois de

Boulogne, and if there be anything in this report, he is certain to

know it; and assuredly, no other topic will be talked of till to-morrow

evening, for it's not Opera night, and Talma does not play either.”

I willingly accepted this proposition; and when our breakfast was over,

we mounted our horses, and set out for the place in question.

“If the forms of justice where we are now going,” said Duchesne,

“be divested of much of their pomp and ceremony, be assured of one

thing,--it is not at the expense of the more material essence. Of all

the police tribunals about Paris, this obscure den in the Bue de Dix

Sous is the most effective. Situated in a quarter where crime is as

rife as fever in the Pontine Marshes, it has become acquainted with

the haunts and habits of the lowest class in Paris,--the lowest class,

probably, in any city of Europe. Watching with parental solicitude,

it tracks the criminal from his first step in vice to his last deed in

crime; from his petty theft to his murder. Knowing the necessities to

which poverty impels men, and studying with attention the impulses

that grow up amid despair and hunger, it sees motives through a mist of

intervening circumstances that would baffle less subtle observers, and

can trace the tortuous windings of crime where no other sight could

find the clew. Is it not strange to think with what ingenuity men will

investigate the minute anatomy of vice, and how little they will do to

apply this knowledge to its remedy? Like the surgeon, enamored of

his operating skill, he would rather exhibit his dexterity in the

amputation, than his science in the saving, of the limb. Such is the

bureau of the police in the poorer quarters. In the more fashionable

ones it takes a higher flight; amusing the world with its scenes,

alternately humorous and pathetic, it forms a kind of feature in the

literature of the period, and is the only reading of thousands. In these

places the _commissaire_ is usually a _bon vivant_ and a wit; despising

the miserable function of administering the law, he takes his seat upon

the bench to cap jokes with the witnesses, puzzle the complainant,

and embarrass the prisoner. To the reporters alone is he civil; and in

return, his poor witticisms appear in the morning papers, with the usual

'loud laughter' that never existed save in type.”

As we thus chatted, we entered a quarter of dirty and narrow streets,

inhabited by a poor-looking, squalid population. The women, with little

to mark their sex in their coarse, heavy countenances, wore colored

kerchiefs on their heads in lieu of a cap, and were for the most part

without shoes or stockings. The men, a brutalized, stupid race, sat

smoking in the doorways, scarcely lifting their eyes as we passed; or

some were eating a coarse morsel of black rye bread, which, by their

eagerness in devouring it, seemed an unusual delicacy.

“You scarcely believed there was such poverty in Paris,” said he; “but

this is by no means the worst of the quarter. Though M. de Champagny, in

his late report, makes no mention of these 'signs of prosperity,' we are

now entering the region where, even in noonday, the passage is deemed

perilous; but the number of police agents on duty to-day will make the

journey a safe one.”

The street we entered at the moment consisted of a mass of tall houses,

almost falling from decay and neglect,--scarcely a window remained in

many of them; while in front, a row of miserable booths, formed of rude

planks, narrowed the passage to a mere path, scarce wide enough for

three people abreast. There, vice of every description, and drunkenness,

waited not for the dark hours to shroud them, but came forth in the

sunlight,--the ruffian shouts of intoxication mingling with the almost

maniacal laugh of misery or the reckless chorus of some degrading song.

Half-naked wretches leaned from the windows as we passed along,--some

staring in stupid wonderment at our appearance; others saluting us with

mockery and grimace, or even calling out to us in the slang dialect of

the place.

“Yes,” said Duchesne, as he saw the expression of horror and disgust

the scene impressed on me, “here are the rotting seeds of revolutions

putrefying, to germinate at some future day. Starvation and vice,

misery, even to despair, inhabit every den around you. The furious

and bloodthirsty wretch of '92, the Chouan, the Jacobite, the escaped

galley-slave, the untaken murderer, are here side by side,--crime their

great bond of union. To this place men come for an assassin or a false

witness, as to a market. Such are the wrecks the retiring waves of a

Revolution have left us. So long as the trade of blood lasted, openly,

like vultures, they fattened on it; but once the reign of order

restored, they were driven to murder and outrage as a livelihood.”

While he was speaking, we approached a narrow arched passage, within

which a flight of stone steps arose. “We dismount here,” said he.

At the same moment a group of ragged creatures, of every age, surrounded

us to hold our horses, not noticing the orderly who rode at some

distance behind us. I followed Duchesne up the steps, and along a gloomy

corridor, to a little courtyard, where several dismounted gendarmes

were standing in a circle, chatting. Passing through this, we entered a

dirty, mean-looking house, around the door of which several people were

collected, some of whom saluted the chevalier as he came up.

“Who are these fellows?” said I. “They seem to know you.”

“Oh! nothing but the common police spies,” said he, carelessly; “the

fellows who lounge about the cabarets and the low gambling-houses. But

here comes one of higher mark.”

As he spoke, he laid his hand on the arm of a tall, powerful-looking

man, in a blouse; he wore immense whiskers, and a great beard,

descending far below his chin. “Ah! Bocquin, what have we got going

forward to-day? I came to show a young friend here the interior of your

_salle_.”

“Monsieur le Capitaine, your most obedient,” said the man, in a deep

voice, as he removed his casquette, and bowed ceremoniously to us; “and

yours also, Monsieur,” added he, turning to me. “Why, there is nothing

to speak of, save that duel, Capitaine.”

“Come, come, Bocquin; no nonsense with me. What was that story got up

for?”

“Ah! you mistake there,” said Bocquin. “By Jove! there's a man badly

wounded, shot through the neck, and no one to tell a word about it. No

seconds present, the thing done quite privately; the wounded man left at

his own door, and the other off,--Heaven knows where.”

“And you believe this tale, Bocquin?” said Duchesne, superciliously.

“Believe it!--that I do. I have been to see the place where the man lay;

and by tracking the wheel marks, I have discovered they came from the

Champs Élysées. The cabriolet, too, was a private one; no _fiacre_ has

got so narrow a tire to the wheel.”

“Closely followed up,--eh, Burke?” said the chevalier, turning towards

me with a smile of admiration at his sagacity. “Go on, Bocquin.”

“Well, I followed the scent to the Barrière de l'Étoile, where I learned

that one cabriolet passed towards the Bois de Boulogne, and returned in

about half an hour. As the pace was a sharp one, I guessed they could

not have gone far, and so I turned into the wood at the first road to

the right, where there is least recourse of people; and, by Jove! I was

all correct. There, in a small open space between the trees, I saw the

marks of recent footsteps, and a little farther on found the grass all

covered with blood.”

“Monsieur Bocquin! Monsieur Bocquin! the _commissaire_ wants you,” cried

a voice from the landing of the stair; and with an apology for leaving

thus suddenly, he turned away.

We followed, however, curious to hear the remainder of this singular

history; and, after some difficulty, succeeded in gaining admittance to

a small room, now densely crowded with people, the most of whom were

of the very lowest class. The _commissaire_ speedily made place for

us beside him on the bench; for, like every one else in a conspicuous

position, he also was an acquaintance of Duchesne.

While the _commissaire_ conversed with Bocquin in a low tone, we had

time to observe the _salle_ and its occupants. Except the witnesses,

two or three of whom were respectable persons, they were the

squalid-looking, ragged wretches of the quarter, listening with the

greedy appetite of crime to any tale of bloodshed. The surgeon, who had

just returned from visiting the wounded man, was waiting to be examined.

To him now the _commissaire_ directed his attention. It appeared that

the wound was by no means of the dangerous character described, being

merely through the fleshy portion of the neck, without injuring any

part of importance. Having described circumstantially the extent of

the injury and its probable cause, he replied to a question of the

_commissaire_, that no entreaty could persuade the wounded man to

give any explanation of the occurrence, nor mention the name of his

adversary. Duchesne paid little apparent attention to the evidence, and

before it was concluded, asked me if I were satisfied with my police

experience, and disposed to move away.

Just at this moment there was a stir among the people round the door,

and we heard the officers of the court cry out, “Room! make way

there!” and the same moment General Duroc entered, accompanied by an

aide-de-camp. He had been sent specially by the Emperor to ascertain

what progress the investigation had made. His Majesty had determined to

push the inquiry to its utmost limits. The general appeared dissatisfied

with the little prospect there appeared of elucidation; and turning to

Duchesne, remarked,--

“This is peculiarly ill-timed just now, as negotiations are pending with

Russia, and the prince's family are about the person of the Czar.”

“But as the wound would seem of little consequence, in a few days

perhaps the whole thing may blow over,” said Duchesne.

“It is for that very reason,” replied Duroc, earnestly, “that we are

pressed for time. The object is to mark the sentiments of his Majesty

_now_. Should the prince be once pronounced out of danger, it will be

too late for sympathy.”

“Oh! I perceive,” said Duchesne, smiling; “your observation is most

just. If my friend here, however, cannot put you on the track, I fear

you have little to hope for elsewhere.”

“I am aware of that; and Monsieur Cauchois knows the great reliance his

Majesty reposes in his skill and activity.”

Monsieur Cauchois, the _commissaire_, bowed with a most respectful air

at the compliment, probably of all others the highest that could be paid

him.

“A brilliant soirée we had last evening, Duchesne,” said the general. “I

hope this unhappy affair will not close that house at present; you are

aware the prince is the suitor of mademoiselle?”

“I only suspected as much,” said the chevalier, with a peculiar smile;

“it was my first evening there.”

As General Duroc addressed a few words in a low tone to the

_commissaire_, the man called Bocquin approached the bench, and handed

up a small slip of paper to Duchesne. The chevalier opened it, and

having thrown his eyes over it, passed it into my hand. All I could see

were two words, written coarsely with the pencil,--“How much?”

The chevalier turned the back of the paper, and wrote, “Fifty

napoleons.”

On reading which the large man tore the scrap, and nodding slightly

with his head, sauntered from the room. We rose a few moments after,

and having taken a formal leave of the general and the _commissaire_,

proceeded towards the street, where we had left our horses. As we passed

along the corridor, however, we found Bocquin awaiting us. He opened

a door into a small, mean-looking apartment, of which he appeared the

owner. Having ushered us in, and cautiously closed it behind him, he

drew from his pocket a piece of cloth, to which a button and a piece of

gold embroidery were attached.

“Your jacket would be spoiled without this morsel, Captain,” said he,

laughing, in a low, dry laugh.

“So it would, Bocquin,” said Duchesne, examining his coat, which I now

perceived was torn on the shoulder, and a small piece--the exact one in

his hand--wanting, but which had escaped my attention from the mass of

gold lace and embroidery with which it was covered.

“Do you know, Bocquin,” said Duchesne, in a tone much graver than he had

used before, “I never noticed that?”

“_Parbleu!_ I believe you,” said he, laughing; “nor did I, till you sat

on the bench, when I was so pleased with your coolness, I could not for

the life of me interrupt you.”

“Have you got any money, Burke?” said the chevalier; “some twenty gold

pieces--”

“No, no, Captain,” said Bocquin, “not now; another time. I must call

upon you one of these mornings about another affair, and it will be time

enough then.”

“As you please, Bocquin,” said the chevalier, putting up his purse

again; “and so, till we meet.”

“Till we meet, gentlemen,” replied the other, as he bowed us

respectfully to the door.

“You seem to have but a very faint comprehension of all this, Burke,”

said Duchesne, as he took my arm; “you look confoundedly puzzled, I must

say.”

“If I didn't, I should be an admirable actor, that's all,” said I.

“Why, I think the thing is plain enough, in all conscience; Bocquin

found that piece of my jacket on the ground, and, of course, the affair

was in his hands.”

“Why, do you mean to say--”

“That I shot Monsieur le Prince this morning, at a quarter past seven

o'clock, and felt devilish uncomfortable about it till the last ten

minutes, my boy. If I did not confide the matter to you before, it

was because that until all chance of detection was passed, I could not

expose you to the risk of an examination before the _préfet de police_.

Happily, now these dangers are all over. Bocquin is too clever a fellow

not to throw all the other spies on a wrong scent, so that we need have

no fear of the result.”

I could scarcely credit the evidence of my senses at the coolness and

duplicity of the chevalier throughout an affair of such imminent

risk, nor was I less astonished at the account he gave of the whole

proceeding.

One word, on leaving the soirée, had decided there should be a meeting

the following day; and as the Russian well knew the danger of his

adventure, from the law which was recently passed regarding prisoners

on parole, he proposed they should meet without seconds on either side.

Duchesne acceded; and it was arranged that the chevalier should drive

along the Bue de Rivoli at seven the next morning, where the Russian

would join him, and they should drive together to the Bois de Boulogne.

“To do my Cossack justice,” said Duchesne, “he behaved admirably

throughout the whole affair; and on taking his place beside me in the

cab, entered into conversation freely and easily on the topics of

the day. We chatted of the campaign; of the cavalry; of the Russian

service,--their size and equipment, only needing a higher organization

to make them first-rate troops. We spoke of the Emperor Alexander, of

whom he was evidently proud, and much pleased to hear the favorable

opinion Napoleon entertained of his ability and capacity; and it was in

the middle of an anecdote about Savary and the Czar we arrived at the

Bois de Boulogne.

“I need not tell you the details of the affair, save that we loaded

our own pistols, and stepped the ground ourselves. They were like other

things of the same sort,--the first shot concluded the matter. I aimed

at his shoulder, but the pistol threw high. As to his bullet, it was

only awhile ago I knew it went so near me. It was nervous work passing

the _barrière_; for had he not made an effort to sit up straight in the

cab, the sentry might have detained and examined us. All that you heard

about his being left at his own door, covered with blood and fainting, I

need not tell you has no truth. I never left the spot till the door was

opened, and I saw him in the hands of a servant. Of course I concealed

my face, and then drove off at full speed.”

By this time we arrived at the Luxembourg, and Duchesne, with all the

coolness in the world, joined a knot of persons engaged in discussing

the duel, and endeavoring, by sundry clever and ingenious explanations,

to account for the circumstance.

As I sauntered along to my quarters, I pondered over the adventure and

the character of the chevalier; and however I might turn the matter in

my mind, one thought was ever uppermost,--a sincere wish that I had not

been made his confidant in the secret.

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