CHAPTER VIII. Tricks of the Trade

"Tricks and treachery," said Benjamin Franklin, "are the practice of

fools that have not wit enough to be honest." Had the kindly philosopher

been familiar with all the exigencies of the criminal law he might have

added a qualification to this somewhat general, if indisputably moral,

maxim. Though it doubtless remains true as a guiding principle of

life that "Honesty is the best policy," it would be an unwarrantable

aspersion upon the intellectual qualities of the members of the criminal

bar to say that the tricks by virtue of which they often get their

clients off are "the practice of fools." On the contrary, observation

would seem to indicate that in many instances the wiser, or at least

the more successful, the practitioner of criminal law becomes, the more

numerous and ingenious become the "tricks" which are his stock in

trade. This must not be taken to mean that there are not high-minded and

conscientious practitioners of criminal law, many of them financially

successful, some filled with a noble humanitarian purpose, and some

drawn to their calling by a sincere enthusiasm for the vocation of the

advocate which, in these days of "business" law and commercial methods,

reaches perhaps its highest form in the criminal courts.

There are no more "tricks" practised in these tribunals than in the

civil, but they are more ingenious in conception, more lawless in

character, bolder in execution and less shamefaced in detection.

Let us not be too hard upon our brethren of the criminal branch. Truly,

their business is to "get their clients off." It is unquestionably a

generally accepted principle that it is better that ninety-nine guilty

men should escape than that one innocent man should be convicted.

However much persons of argumentative or philosophic disposition may

care to quarrel with this doctrine, they must at least admit that it

would doubtless appear to them of vital truth were they defending

some trembling client concerning whose guilt or innocence they were

themselves somewhat in doubt. "Charity believeth all things," and

the prisoner is entitled to every reasonable doubt, even from his own

lawyer. It is the lawyer's business to create such a doubt if he can,

and we must not be too censorious if, in his eagerness to raise this in

the minds of the jury, he sometimes oversteps the bounds of propriety,

appeals to popular prejudices and emotions, makes illogical deductions

from the evidence, and impugns the motives of the prosecution. The

district attorney should be able to take care of himself, handle

the evidence in logical fashion, and tear away the flimsy curtain of

sentimentality hoisted by the defence. These are hardly "tricks" at

all, but sometimes under the name of advocacy a trick is "turned" which

deserves a much harsher name.

Not long ago a celebrated case of murder was moved for trial after the

defendant's lawyer had urged him in vain to offer a plea of murder in

the second degree. A jury was summoned and, as is the usual custom in

such cases, examined separately on the "voir dire" as to their fitness

to serve. The defendant was a German, and the prosecutor succeeded

in keeping all Germans off the jury until the eleventh seat was to be

filled, when he found his peremptory challenges exhausted. Then the

lawyer for the prisoner managed to slip in a stout old Teuton,

who replied, in answer to a question as to his place of nativity,

"Schleswig-Holstein." The lawyer made a note of it, and, the box filled,

the trial proceeded with unwonted expedition.

The defendant was charged with having murdered a woman with whom he

had been intimate, and his guilt of murder in the first degree was

demonstrated upon the evidence beyond peradventure. At the conclusion of

the case, the defendant not having dared to take the stand, the lawyer

arose to address the jury in behalf of what appeared a hopeless

cause. Even the old German in the back row seemed plunged in soporific

inattention. After a few introductory remarks the lawyer raised his

voice and in heart-rending tones began:

"In the beautiful county of Schleswig-Holstein sits a woman old and

gray, waiting the message of your verdict from beyond the seas." (Number

11 opened his eyes and looked at the lawyer as if not quite sure of

what he had heard.) "There she sits" (continued the attorney), "in

Schleswig-Holstein, by her cottage window, waiting, waiting to learn

whether her boy is to be returned to her outstretched arms." (Number 11

sat up and rubbed his forehead.) "Had the woman, who so unhappily met

her death at the hands of my unfortunate client, been like those

women of Schleswig-Holstein--noble, sweet, pure, lovely women of

Schleswig-Holstein--I should have naught to say to you in his behalf."

(Number 11 leaned forward and gazed searchingly into the lawyer's face.)

"But alas, no! Schleswig-Holstein produces a virtue, a loveliness, a

nobility of its own." (Number 11 sat up and proudly expanded his chest.)

When, after about an hour or more of Schleswig-Holstein the defendant's

counsel surrendered the floor to the district attorney, the latter found

it quite impossible to secure the slightest attention from the eleventh

juror, who seemed to be spending his time in casting compassionate

glances in the direction of the prisoner. In due course the jury

retired, but had no sooner reached their room and closed the door

than the old Teuton cried, "Dot man iss not guilty!" The other eleven

wrestled with him in vain. He remained impervious to argument for

seventeen hours, declining to discuss the evidence, and muttering at

intervals, "Dot man iss not guilty!" The other eleven stood unanimously

for murder in the first degree, which was the only logical verdict that

could possibly have been returned upon the evidence.

At last, worn out with their efforts, they finally induced the old

Teuton to compromise with them on a verdict of manslaughter. Wearily

they straggled in, the old native of Schleswig-Holstein bringing up the

rear, bursting with exultation and with victory in his eye.

"Gentlemen of the jury, have you agreed upon a verdict?" inquired the

clerk.

"We have," replied the foreman.

"How say you, do you find the defendant guilty or not guilty?"

"Guilty--of manslaughter," returned the foreman feebly.

The district attorney was aghast at such a miscarriage of justice, and

the judge showed plainly by his demeanor his opinion of such a verdict.

But the old inhabitant of Schleswig-Holstein cared for this not a whit.

The old mother in Schleswig-Holstein might still clasp her son in her

arms before she died! The defendant was arraigned at the bar. Then for

the first time, and to the surprise and disgust of No. 11, he admitted

in answer to the questions of the clerk that his parents were both dead

and that he was born in Hamburg, a town for whose inhabitants the old

juryman had, like others of his compatriots, a constitutional antipathy.

The "tricks" of the trade as practised by the astute and unscrupulous

criminal lawyer vary with the stage of the case and the character of

the crime charged. They are also adapted with careful attention to the

disposition, experience and capacity of the particular district attorney

who happens to be trying the case against the defendant. An illustration

of one of these occurred during the prosecution of a bartender for

selling "spirituous liquors" without a proper license. He was defended

by an old war-horse of the criminal bar famous for his astuteness and

ability to laugh a case out of court. The assistant district attorney

who appeared against him was a young man recently appointed to office,

and who was almost overcome at the idea of trying a case against so well

known a practitioner. He had personally conducted but very few cases,

had an excessive conception of his own dignity, and dreaded nothing so

much as to appear ridiculous. Everything, except the evidence, favored

the defendant, who, however, was, beyond every doubt, guilty of the

offence charged.

The young assistant put in his case, calling his witnesses one by one,

and examining them with the most feverish anxiety lest he should forget

something. The lawyer for the defence made no cross-examination and

contented himself with smiling blandly as each witness left the stand.

The youthful prosecutor became more and more nervous. He was sure

that something was wrong, but he couldn't just make out what. At the

conclusion of the People's case the lawyer inquired, with a broad grin,

"if that was all."

The young assistant replied that it was, and that, in his opinion, it

was "quite enough."

"Let that be noted by the stenographer," remarked the lawyer. "Now, if

your Honors please," he continued, addressing the three judges of the

Special Sessions, "you all know how interested I am to see these young

lawyers growing up. I like to help 'em along--give 'em a chance--teach

'em a thing or two. I trust it may not be out of place for me to say

that I like my young friend here and think he tried his case very well.

But he has a great deal to learn. I'm always glad, as I said, to give

the boys a chance--to give 'em a little experience. I shall not put

my client upon the stand. It is not necessary. The fact is," turning

suddenly to the unfortunate assistant district attorney--"my client has

a license." He drew from his pocket a folded paper and handed it to

the paralyzed young attorney with the harsh demand: "What do you say to

that?"

The assistant took the paper in trembling fingers and perused it as well

as he could in his unnerved condition.

"Mr. District Attorney," remarked the presiding justice dryly (which did

not lessen the confusion of the young lawyer), "is this a fact? Has the

defendant a license?"

"Yes, your Honors," replied the assistant; "this paper seems to be a

license."

"Defendant discharged!" remarked the court briefly.

The prisoner stepped from the bar and rapidly disappeared though the

door of the court-room. After enough time had elapsed to give him a good

start and while another case was being called, the old lawyer leaned

over to the assistant and remarked with a chuckle

"I am always glad to give the boys a chance--help 'em along--teach 'em a

little. That license was a beer license!"

BEFORE TRIAL

To begin at the beginning, whenever a person has been arrested, charged

with crime, and has secured a criminal lawyer to defend him, the first

move of the latter is naturally to try and nip the case in the bud by

inducing the complaining witness to abandon the prosecution. In a vast

number of cases he is successful. He appeals to the charity of the

injured party, quotes a little of the Scriptures and the "Golden Rule,"

pictures the destitute condition of the defendant's family should he be

cast into prison, and the dragging of an honored name in the gutter if

he should be convicted. Few complainants have ever before appeared in a

police court, and are filled with repugnance at the rough treatment of

prisoners and the suffering which they observe upon every side. After

they have seen the prisoner emerge from the cells, pale, hollow-eyed,

bedraggled, and have beheld the tears of his wife and children as they

crowd around the husband and father, they begin to realize the horrible

consequences of a criminal prosecution and to regret that they ever took

the steps which have brought the wrong-doer where he is. The district

attorney had not yet taken up the case; the prosecution up to this point

is of a private character; there are loud promises of "restitution" and

future good behavior from the defendant, and the occasion is ripe for

the lawyer to urge the complainant to "temper justice with mercy" and

withdraw "before it be too late and the poor man be ruined forever."

If the complainant is, however, bent on bringing the defendant to

justice and remains adamantine to the arguments of the lawyer and

the tears of the defendant's family connections, it remains for the

prisoner's attorney to endeavor to get the case adjourned "until matters

can be adjusted"--to wit, restitution made if money has been stolen,

or doctors' bills paid if a head has been cracked, with perhaps another

chance of "pulling off" the complainant and his witnesses. Failing in

an attempt to secure an adjournment, two courses remain open: first, to

persuade the court that the matter is a trivial one arising out of petty

spite, is all a mistake, or that at best it is a case of "disorderly

conduct" (and thus induce the judge to "turn the case out" or inflict

some trifling punishment in the shape of a fine); or, second, if it be

clear that a real crime has been committed, to clamor for an immediate

hearing in order, if it be secured, to subject the prosecution's

witnesses to a most exhaustive cross-examination, and thus get a clear

idea of just what evidence there is against the accused.

At the conclusion of the complainant's case, if it appear reasonably

certain that the magistrate will "hold" the prisoner for the action of a

superior court, the lawyer will then "waive further examination," or,

in other words, put in no defence, preferring the certainty of having to

face a jury trial to affording in prosecution an opportunity to discover

exactly what defence will be put in and to secure evidence in advance

of the trial to rebut it. Thus it rarely happens in criminal cases of

importance that the district attorney knows what the defence is to be

until the defendant himself takes the stand, and, by "waiving further

examination" in the police court, the astute criminal attorney may

select at his leisure the defence best suited to fit in with and render

nugatory the prosecution's evidence.

The writer has frequently been told by the attorney for a defendant on

trial for crime that "the defence has not yet been decided upon."

In fact, such statements are exceedingly common. In many courts the

attitude of all parties concerned seems to be that the defendant will

put up a perjured defence (so far as his own testimony is concerned,

at any rate) as a matter of course, and that this is hardly to be taken

against him.

On the other hand, if a guilty defendant has been so badly advised as

to give his own version of the case before the magistrate in the first

instance, it requires but slight assiduity on the part of the district

attorney to secure, in the interval between the hearing and the jury

trial, ample evidence to rebut it.

As illustrating merely the fertility and resourcefulness of some

defendants (or perhaps their counsel), the writer recalls a case which

he tried in the year 1902 where the defendant, a druggist, was charged

with manslaughter in having caused the death of an infant by filling a

doctor's prescription for calomel with morphine. It so happened that two

jars containing standard pills had been standing side by side upon an

adjacent shelf, and, a prescription for morphine having come in at the

same time as that for the calomel, the druggist had carelessly filled

the morphine prescription with calomel, and the calomel prescription

with morphine. The adult for whom the morphine had been prescribed

recovered immediately under the beneficent influence of the calomel, but

the baby for whom the calomel had been ordered died from the effects

of the first morphine pill administered. All this had occurred in

1897--five years before. The remainder of the pills had disappeared.

Upon the trial (no inconsistent contention having been entered in the

police court) the prisoner's counsel introduced six separate defences,

to wit: That the prescription had been properly filled with calomel

and that the child had died from natural causes, the following being

suggested.

1. Acute gastritis.

2. Acute nephritis.

3. Cerebro-spinal meningitis.

4. Fulminating meningitis.

5. That the child had died of apomorphine, a totally distinct poison.

6. That it had received and taken calomel, but that, having eaten a

small piece of pickle shortly before, the conjunction of the vegetable

acid with the calomel had formed, in the child's stomach, a precipitate

of corrosive sublimate, from which it had died.

These were all argued with great learning. During the trial the box

containing the balance of the pills, which the defence contended were

calomel, unexpectedly turned up. It has always been one of the greatest

regrets of the writer's life that he did not then and there challenge

the defendant to eat one of the pills and thus prove the good faith of

his defence.

This was one of the very rare cases where a chemical analysis has been

conducted in open court. The chemist first tested a standard trade

morphine pill with sulphuric acid, so that the jury could personally

observe the various color reactions for themselves. He then took one of

the contested pills and subjected it to the same test. The first pill

had at once turned to a brilliant rose, but the contested pill, being

antiquated, "hung fire," as it were, for some seconds. As nothing

occurred, dismay made itself evident on the face of the prosecutor,

and for a moment he felt that all was lost. Then the five-year-old pill

slowly turned to a faint brown, changed to a yellowish red, and finally

broke into an ardent rose. The jury settled back into their seats with

an audible "Ah!" and the defendant was convicted.

Let us return, however, to that point in the proceedings where the

defendant has been "held for trial" by the magistrate. The prisoner's

counsel now endeavors to convince the district attorney that "there

is nothing in the case," and continues unremittingly to work upon the

feelings of the complainant. If he finds that his labors are likely

to be fruitless in both directions, he may now seek an opportunity to

secure permission for his client to appear before the grand jury and

explain away, if possible, the charge against him.

We will assume, however, that, in spite of the assiduity of his lawyer,

the prisoner has at last been indicted and is awaiting trial. What

can be done about it? Of course, if the case could be indefinitely

adjourned, the complainant or his chief witness might die or move

away to some other jurisdiction, and if the indictment could

be "pigeon-holed" the case might die a natural death of itself.

Indictments, however, in New York County, whatever may be the case

elsewhere, are no longer "pigeon-holed," and they cannot be adequately

"lost," since certified copies are made of each. The next step,

therefore, is to secure as long a time as possible before trial.

Usually a prisoner has nothing to lose and everything to gain by delay,

and the excuses offered for adjournment are often ingenious in the

extreme. The writer knows one criminal attorney who, if driven to the

wall in the matter of excuses, will always serenely announce the death

of a near relative and the obligation devolving upon him to attend the

funeral. Another, as a last resort, regularly is attacked in open court

by severe cramps in the stomach. If the court insists on the trial

proceeding, he invariably recovers. Of course, there are many legitimate

reasons for adjourning cases which the prosecution is powerless to

combat.

The most effective method invoked to secure delay, and one which it

is practically useless for the district attorney to oppose, is an

application "to take testimony" upon commission in some distant place.

Here again it must be borne in mind that such applications are often

legitimate and proper and should be granted in simple justice to the

defendant. Although this right to take the testimony of absent witnesses

is confined in New York State to the defendant and does not extend to

the prosecution, and is undoubtedly often the subject of much abuse, it

not infrequently is the cause of saving an innocent man.

An example of this was the case of William H. Ellis, recently brought

into the public eye through his connection with the treaty between

the United States Government and King Menelik of Abyssinia. Ellis was

accused in 1901 by a young woman of apparently excellent antecedents

and character of a serious crime. Prior to his indictment a colored man

employed in his office (the alleged scene of the crime) disappeared.

When the case was moved for trial, Ellis, through his attorneys, moved

for a commission to take the testimony of this absent, but clearly

material, witness in one of the remote States of Mexico--a proceeding

which would require a journey of some two weeks on muleback, beyond

the railway terminus. The district attorney, in view of the peculiarly

opportune disappearance of this person from the jurisdiction,

strenuously opposed the application and hinted at collusion between

Ellis and the witness. The application, however, was granted, and a

delay of over a month ensued. During that time evidence was procured by

the counsel of the prisoner showing conclusively that the complaining

witness was mentally unsound and had made similar and groundless charges

against others. The indictment was at once dismissed.

But such delays are not always so righteously employed. There is a story

told of a case where a notorious character was charged with the unusual

crime of "mayhem"--biting off another man's finger. The defendant's

counsel secured adjournment after adjournment--no one knew why. At last

the case was moved for trial and the prosecution put in its evidence,

clearly showing the guilt of the prisoner. At the conclusion of the

People's testimony, the lawyer for the defendant arose and harshly

stigmatized the story of the complainant as a "pack of lies."

"I will prove to you in a moment, gentlemen," exclaimed he to the jury,

"how absurd is this charge against my innocent client. Take the stand!"

The prisoner arose and walked to the witnesschair.

"Open your mouth!" shouted the lawyer.

The defendant did so. He had not a tooth in his head. The delay had been

advantageously employed.

The importance of mere delay to a guilty defendant cannot well be

overestimated. "You never can tell what may happen to knock a case on

the head." For this reason a sufficiently paid and properly equipped

counsel will run the whole gamut of criminal procedure, and:

1. Demur to the indictment.

2. Move for an inspection of the minutes of the proceedings before the

grand jury.

3. Move to dismiss the indictment for lack of sufficient evidence before

that body.

4. Move for a commission to take testimony.

5. Move for a change of venue.

6. Secure, where possible, a writ of habeas corpus and a stay of

proceedings from some federal judge on the ground that his client is

confined without due process of law.

All these steps he will take seriatim, and some cases have been

delayed for as much as two years by merely invoking "legitimate" legal

processes. In point of fact it is quite possible for any defendant

absolutely to prevent an immediate trial provided he has the services of

vigilant counsel, for these are not the only proceedings of which he can

avail himself.

A totally distinct method is for the defendant to secure bail, and,

after securing as many adjournments as possible, simply flee the

jurisdiction. He will then remain away until the case is hopelessly

stale, or he no longer fears prosecution.

In default of all else he may go "insane" just before the case is moved

for trial. This habit of the criminal rich when brought to book for

their misdeeds is too well known to require comment. All that is

necessary is for a sufficient number of "expert" alienists to declare

it to be their opinion that the defendant is mentally incapable of

understanding the proceedings against him or of preparing his defence,

and he is shifted off to a "sanitarium" until some new sensation

occupies the public mind and his offences are partially forgotten.

In this way justice is often thwarted and the law cheated of its victim,

but unless fortune favors him, sooner or later the indicted man must

return for trial and submit the charge against him to a jury. But if

this happens, even if he be guilty, all hope need not be lost. There are

still "tricks of the trade" which may save him from the clutches of the

law.

AT THE TRIAL

What can be done when at last the prisoner who has fought presistently

for adjournment has been forced to face the witnesses against him and

submit the evidence to a jury of peers? Let us assume further that

he has been "out on bail," with plenty of opportunity to prepare his

defence and lay his plans for escape.

When the case is finally called and the defendant takes his seat at the

bar after a lapse of anywhere from six months to a year or more after

his arrest, the first question for the district attorney to investigate

is whether or no the person presenting himself for trial be in point

of fact the individual mentioned in the indictment. This is often

a difficult matter to determine. "Ringers"--particularly in the

magistrates' courts--are by no means unknown. Sometimes they appear even

in the higher courts. If the defendant be an ex-convict or a well-known

crook, his photograph and measurements will speedily remove all doubt

upon the subject, but if he be a foreigner (particularly a Pole, Italian

or a Chinaman), or even merely one of the homogeneous inhabitants of

the densely-populated East Side of New York, it is sometimes a puzzling

problem. "Mock Duck," the celebrated Highbinder of Chinatown, who was

set free after two lengthy trials for murder, was charged not long ago

with a second assassination. He was pointed out to the police by various

Chinamen, arrested and brought into the Criminal Courts building for

identification, but for a long time it was a matter of uncertainty

whether friends of his (masquerading as enemies) had not surrendered a

substitute. Luckily the assistant district attorney who had prosecuted

this wily and dangerous Celestial in the first instance was able to

identify him.

Many years ago, during the days of Fernando Wood, a connection of his

was reputed to be the power behind the "policy" business in New York

City--the predecessor of the notorious Al Adams. A "runner" belonging

to the system having been arrested and policy slips having been found

in his possession, the reigning Policy King retained a lawyer of eminent

respectability to see what could be done about it. The defendant was a

particularly valuable man in the business and one for whom his employer

desired to do everything in his power. The lawyer advised the defendant

to plead guilty, provided the judge could be induced to let him off with

a fine, which the policy King agreed to pay. Accordingly, the lawyer

visited the judge in his chambers and the latter practically promised

to inflict only a fine in case the defendant, whom we will call, out

of consideration for his memory, "Johnny Dough," should plead guilty.

Unfortunately for this very satisfactory arrangement, the judge, now

long since deceased, was afflicted with a serious mental trouble which

occasionally manifested itself in peculiar losses of memory. When

"Johnny Dough," the Policy King's favorite, was arraigned at the bar

and, in answer to the clerk's interrogation, stated that he withdrew his

plea of "not guilty" and now stood ready to plead "guilty," the judge,

to the surprise and consternation of the lawyer, the defendant, and the

latter's assembled friends, turned upon him and exclaimed:

"Ha! So you plead guilty, do you? Well, I sentence you to the

penitentiary for one year, you miserable scoundrel!"

Utterly overwhelmed, "Johnny Dough!" was led away, while his lawyer and

relatives retired to the corridor to express their opinion of the court.

About three months later the lawyer, who had heard nothing further

concerning the case, happened to be in the office of the district

attorney, when the latter looked up with a smile and inquired:

"Well, how's your client-Mr. Dough?"

"Safe on the Island, I suppose," replied the lawyer,

"Not a bit of it," returned the district attorney. "He never went

there."

"What do you mean?" inquired the lawyer. "I heard him sentenced to a

year myself!"

"I can't help that," said the district attorney. "The other day a

workingman went down to the Island to see his old friend 'Johnny Dough.'

There was only one 'Johnny Dough' on the lists, but when he was produced

the visitor exclaimed: 'That Johnny Dough! That ain't him at all, at

all!' The visitor departed in disgust. We instituted an investigation

and found that the man at the Island was a 'ringer.'"

"You don't say!" cried the lawyer.

"Yes," continued the district attorney. "But that is not the best part

of it. You see, the 'ringer' says he was to get two hundred dollars per

month for each month of Dough's sentence which he served. The prison

authorities have refused to keep him any longer, and now he is suing

them for damages, and is trying to get a writ of mandamus to compel them

to take him back and let him serve out the rest of the sentence!"

Probably the most successful instance on record of making use of a

dummy occurred in the early stages of the now famous Morse-Dodge divorce

tangle. Dodge had been the first husband of Mrs. Morse, and from him

she had secured a divorce. A proceeding to effect the annulment of her

second marriage had been begun on the ground that Dodge had never been

legally served with the papers in the original divorce case--in other

words, to establish the fact that she was still, in spite of her

marriage to Morse, the wife of Dodge. Dodge appeared in New York and

swore that he had never been served with any papers. A well-known and

reputable lawyer, on the other hand, Mr. Sweetser, was prepared to swear

that he had served them personally upon Dodge himself. The matter was

sent by the court to a referee. At the hour set for the hearing in

the referee's office, Messrs. Hummel and Steinhardt arrived early, in

company with a third person, and took their seats with their backs to a

window on one side of the table, at the head of which sat the referee,

and opposite ex-Judge Fursman, attorney for Mrs. Morse. Mr. Sweetser was

late. Presently he appeared, entered the office hurriedly, bowed to

the referee, apologized for being tardy, greeted Messrs. Steinhardt and

Hummel, and then, turning to their companion, exclaimed: "How do you do,

Mr. Dodge?" It was not Dodge at all, but an acquaintance of one of Howe

& Hummel's office force who had been asked to accommodate them. Nothing

had been said, no representations had been made, and Sweetser had

voluntarily walked into a trap.

The attempt to induce witnesses to identify "dummies" is frequently

made by both sides in criminal cases, and under certain circumstances

is generally regarded as professional. Of course, in such instances no

false suggestions are made, the witness himself being relied upon to

"drop the fall." In case he does identify the wrong person, he has, of

course, invalidated his entire testimony.

Not in one case out of five hundred, however, is any attempt made

to substitute a "dummy" for the real defendant, the reason being,

presumably, the prejudice innocent people have against going to prison

even for a large reward. The question resolves itself, therefore, into

how to get the client off when he is actually on trial. First, how can

the sympathies of the jury be enlisted at the very start? Weeping wives

and wailing infants are a drug on the market. It is a friendless man

indeed, even if he be a bachelor, who cannot procure for the purposes of

his trial the services of a temporary wife and miscellaneous collection

of children. Not that he need swear that they are his! They are

merely lined up along a bench well to the front of the court-room--the

imagination of the juryman does the rest.

A defendant's counsel always endeavors to impress the jury with the idea

that all he wants is a fair, open trial--and that he has nothing in the

world to conceal. This usually takes the form of a loud announcement

that he is willing "to take the first twelve men who enter the box."

Inasmuch as the defence needs only to secure the vote of one juryman to

procure a disagreement, this offer is a comparatively safe one for the

defendant to make, since the prosecutor, who must secure unanimity on

the part of the jury (at least in New York State), can afford to take no

chances of letting an incompetent or otherwise unfit talesman slip into

the box. Caution requires him to examine the jury in every important

case, and frequently this ruse on the part of the defendant makes it

appear as if the State had less confidence in its case than the defence.

This trick was invariably used by the late William F. Howe in all

homicide cases where he appeared for the defence.

The next step is to slip some juryman into the box who is likely for any

one of a thousand reasons to lean toward the defence--as, for example,

one who is of the same religion, nationality or even name as the

defendant. The writer once tried a case where the defendant was a Hebrew

named Bauman, charged with perjury. Mr. Abraham Levy was the counsel for

the defendant. Having left an associate to select the jury the writer

returned to the courtroom to find that his friend had chosen for foreman

a Hebrew named Abraham Levy. Needless to say, a disagreement of the jury

was the almost inevitable result. The same lawyer not many years ago

defended a client named Abraham Levy. In like manner he managed to get

an Abraham Levy on the jury, and on that occasion succeeded in getting

his client off scot-free.

No method is too far-fetched to be made use of on the chance of

"catching" some stray talesman. In a case defended by Ambrose Hal.

Purdy, where the deceased had been wantonly stabbed to death by a

blood-thirsty Italian shortly after the assassination of President

McKinley, the defence was interposed that a quarrel had arisen between

the two men owing to the fact that the deceased had loudly proclaimed

anarchistic doctrines and openly gloried in the death of the President,

that the defendant had expostulated with him, whereupon the deceased had

violently attacked the prisoner, who had killed him in self-defence.

The whole thing was so thin as to deceive nobody, but Mr. Purdy, as

each talesman took the witness-chair to be examined on the voir dire,

solemnly asked each one:

"Pardon me for asking such a question at this time--it is only my duty

to my unfortunate client that impels me to it--but have you any sympathy

with anarchy or with assassination?"

The talesman, of course, inevitably replied in the negative.

"Thank you, sir," Purdy would continue: "In that event you are entirely

acceptable!"

Not long ago two shrewd Irish attorneys were engaged in defending a

client charged with an atrocious murder. The defendant had the most

Hebraic cast of countenance imaginable, and a beard that reached to

his waist. Practically the only question which these lawyers put to the

different talesmen during the selection of the jury was, "Have you any

prejudice against the defendant on account of his race?" In due course

they succeeded in getting several Hebrews upon the jury who managed in

the jury-room to argue the verdict down from murder to manslaughter in

the second degree. As the defendant was being taken across the bridge to

the Tombs he fell on his knees and offered up a heartfelt prayer such as

could only have emanated from the lips of a devout Roman Catholic.

Lawyers frequently secure the good-will of jurors (which may last

throughout the trial and show itself in the verdict) by some happy

remark during the early stages of the case. During the Clancy murder

trial each side exhausted its thirty peremptory challenges and also the

entire panel of jurors in filling the box. At this stage of the case the

foreman became ill and had to be excused. No jurors were left except one

who had been excused by mutual consent for some trifling reason, and

who out of curiosity had remained in court. He rejoiced in the name of

Stone. Both sides then agreed to accept him as foreman provided he was

still willing to serve, and this proving to be the case he triumphantly

made his way towards the box. As he did so, the defendant's counsel

remarked: "The Stone which the builders refused is become the head Stone

of the corner." The good-will generated by this meagre jest stood him

later in excellent stead.

In default of any other defence, some criminal attorneys have been known

to seek to excite sympathy for their helpless clients by appearing in

court so intoxicated as to be manifestly unable to take care of the

defendant's interests, and prisoners have frequently been acquitted

simply by virtue of their lawyer's obvious incapacity. The attitude

of the jury in such cases seems to be that the defendant has not had a

"fair show" and so should be acquitted anyway. Of course, this appeals

to the juryman's sympathies and he overlooks the fact that by his action

the prosecution is given no "show" at all.

Generally speaking, the advice credited to Mr. Lincoln, as being given

by him to a young attorney who was about to defend a presumably guilty

client, is religiously followed by all criminal practitioners:

"Well, my boy, if you've got a good case, stick to the evidence; if

you've got a weak one, go for the People's witnesses; but--if you've got

no case at all, hammer the district attorney!"

As a rule, however, criminal lawyers are not in a position to "hammer"

the prosecuting officer, but endeavor instead to suggest by innuendo or

even open declaration his bias and unfairness.

"Be fair, Mr.--!" is the continual cry. "Try to be fair!"

The defendant, whether he be an ex-convict or thirty-year-old

professional thief, is always "this poor boy," and, as he is not

compelled by law to testify, and as his failure to do so must not be

weighed against him by the jury, he frequently walks out of court a free

man, because the jury believe from the lawyer's remarks that he is in

fact a mere youthful offender of hitherto good reputation and deserves

another chance.

By all odds the greatest abuse in criminal trials lies in the open

disregard of professional ethics on the part of lawyers who deliberately

supply of themselves, in their opening and closing addresses to the

jury, what incompetent bits of evidence, true or false, they have not

been able to establish by their witnesses. There is no complete cure for

this, for even if the judge rebukes the lawyer and directs the jury to

disregard what he has said as "not being in the evidence," the damage

has been done, the statement still lingering in the jury's mind without

any opportunity on the part of the prosecutor to disprove it. There is

no antidote for such jury-poison. A shyster lawyer need but to keep his

client off the stand and he can saturate the jury's mind with any

facts concerning the defendant's respectability and history which

his imagination is powerful enough to supply. On such occasions an

ex-convict with no relatives may become a "noble fellow, who, rather

than have his family name tainted by being connected with a criminal

trial, is willing to risk even conviction"--"a veteran of the glorious

war which knocked the shackles from the slave"--"the father of nine

children"--"a man hounded by the police." The district attorney may

shout himself hoarse, the judge may pound his gavel in righteous

indignation, the lawyer may apologize because in the zeal with which

he feels inspired for his client's cause he perhaps (which only makes

matters worse) has overstepped the mark--but some juryman may suppose

that, after all, the prisoner is a hero or nine times a father.

There is one notorious attorney who poses as a philanthropist and who

invariably promises the jury that if they acquit his client he will

personally give him employment. If he has kept half of his promises

he must by this time have several hundred clerks, gardeners, coachmen,

choremen and valets.

In like manner attorneys of this feather will deliberately state to the

jury that if the defendant had taken the stand he would have testified

thus and so; or that if certain witnesses who have not appeared (and who

perhaps in reality do not exist at all) had testified they would

have established various facts. Such lawyers should be locked up or

disbarred; courts are powerless to negative entirely their dishonesty in

individual cases.

Clever counsel, of course, habitually make use of all sorts of appeals

to sympathy and prejudice. In one case in New York in which James W.

Osborne appeared as prosecutor the defendant wore a G.A.R. button. His

lawyer managed to get a veteran on the jury. Mr. Osborne is a native of

North Carolina. The defendant's counsel, to use his own words, "worked

the war for all it was worth," and the defendant lived, bled and died

for his country and over and over again. In summing up the case, the

attorney addressed himself particularly to the veteran on the back row,

and, after referring to numerous imaginary engagements, exclaimed: "Why,

gentlemen, my client was pouring out his life blood upon the field

of battle when the ancestors of Mr. Osborne were raising their hands

against the flag!" For once Mr. Osborne had no adequate words to reply.

By far the most effective and dangerous "trick" employed by guilty

defendants is the deliberate shouldering of the entire blame by one of

two persons who are indicted together for a single offence. A common

example of this is where two men are caught at the same time bearing

away between them the spoil of their crime and are jointly indicted

for "criminally receiving stolen property." Both, probably, are "side

partners," equally guilty, and have burglarized some house or store in

each other's company. They maybe old pals and often have served time

together. They agree to demand separate trials, and that whoever is

convicted first shall assume the entire responsibility. Accordingly, A.

is tried and, in spite of his asseveration that he is innocent and that

the "stuff" was given him by a strange man, who paid him a dollar to

transport it to a certain place, is properly convicted.* The bargain

holds. B.'s case is moved for trial and he claims never to have seen

A. in his life before the night in question, and that he volunteered to

help the latter carry a bundle which seemed to be too heavy for him. He

calls A., who testifies that this is so--that B., whom he did not know

from Adam, tendered his services and that he availed himself of the

offer. The jury are usually prone to acquit, as the weight of evidence

is clearly with the defendant.

* The defence that the accused innocently received the stolen property

into his possession was a familiar one even in 1697, as appears by the

following record taken from the Minutes of the Sessions. It would seem

that it was even then received with some incredulity.

CITY & COUNTY OF NEW YORK: ss:

At a Meeting of the Justices of the Peace for the said City & County at

the City Hall of the said City on Thursday the 10th day of June Anno Dom

1697.

PRESENT. William Morrott \ Esquires

James Graham / quorum

Jacobus Cortlandt \ Esquires

Grandt Schuylor } Justices

Leonard Lowie / of the Peace

Jacobus Cortlandt, Esq., one of his Majestys justices of the peace for

ye said City and County Informed the Kings justices that a peace of

Linnen Ticking was taken out of his Shop this Morning. That he was

informed a Negro Slave Named Joe was seen to take the same whereupon the

said Jacobus Van Cortlandt Pursued the said, Joe and apprehended him and

found the said peice of ticking in his custody and had the said Negro

Joe penned in the cage, upon which the said Negro man being brought

before the said Justices said he did not take the said ticking out of

the Shop window but that a Boy gave itt to him, but upon Examination of

Sundry other Evidence itt Manifestly Appeareth to the said Justices that

the said Negro man Named Joe, did steal the said piece of linnen ticking

out of the Shop Window of the said Jacobus Van Cortlandt and thereupon

doe order the punishment of the said Negro as follows vigt. That the

said Negro man Slave Named Joe shall be forthwith by the Common whipper

of the City or some of the Sheriffs officers art the Cage be stripped

Naked from the Middle upwards and then and there shall be tyed to the

tayle of a Cart and being soe stripped and tyed shah be Drove Round the

City and Receive upon his naked body art the Corner of each Street nine

lashes until he return to the place from whence he sett out and that he

afterwards Stand Committed to the Sheriffs custody till he pay his fees.

Many changes are rung upon this device. There is said to have been a

case in which the defendant was convicted of murder in the first degree

and sentenced to be executed. It was one of circumstantial evidence and

the verdict was the result of hours of deliberation on the part of the

jury. The prisoner had stoutly denied knowing anything of the homicide.

Shortly before the date set for the execution, another man turned up who

admitted that he had committed the crime and made the fullest sort of

a confession. A new trial was thereupon granted by the Appellate Court,

and the convict, on the application of the prosecuting attorney, was

discharged and quickly made himself scarce. It then developed that apart

from the prisoner's own confession there was practically nothing

to connect him with the crime. Under a statute making such evidence

obligatory in order to render a confession sufficient for a conviction,

the prisoner had to be discharged.

In the case of Mabel Parker, a young woman of twenty, charged with

the forgery of a large number of checks, many of them for substantial

amounts, her husband made an almost successful attempt to procure her

acquittal by means of a new variation of the old game. Mrs. Parker,

after her husband had been arrested for passing one of the bogus checks,

had been duped by a detective into believing that the latter was a

fellow criminal who was interested in securing Parker's release. In

due course she took this supposed friend into her confidence, made a

complete confession, and illustrated her skill by impromptu copies of

her forgeries from memory upon a sheet of pad paper. This the detective

secured and then arrested her. She was indicted for forging the name

Alice Kauser to a check upon the Lincoln National Bank. On her trial

she denied having done so, and claimed that the detective had found the

sheet containing her supposed handwriting in her husband's desk, and

that she had written none of the alleged copies upon it. The door of the

courtroom then opened, and James Parker was led to the bar and pleaded

guilty to the forgery of the check in question. (For the benefit of the

layman it should be explained that as a rule indictments for forgery

also contain a count for "uttering.") He then took the stand, admitted

that he had not only uttered but had also written the check, and swore

that it was his handwriting which, appeared on the pad.

The prosecutor was nonplussed. If he should ask the witness to prove

his capacity to forge such a check from memory on the witness-stand, the

latter, as he had ample time to practise the signature while in prison,

would probably succeed in doing so. If, on the other hand, he should not

ask him to write the name, the defendant's counsel would argue to the

jury that he was afraid to do so. The district attorney therefore took

the bull by the horns and challenged Parker to make from memory a copy

of the signature, and, much as he had suspected, the witness produced

a very good one. An acquittal seemed certain, and the prosecutor was

at his wit's end to devise a means to meet this practical demonstration

that the husband was in fact the forger. At last it was suggested to him

that it would be comparatively easy to memorize such a signature, and

acting on this hint he found that after half an hour's practice he was

able to make almost as good a forgery as Parker. When therefore it came

time for him to address the jury he pointed out the fact that Parker's

performance on the witness-stand really established nothing at all--that

any one could forge such a signature from memory after but a few

minutes' practice.

"To prove to you how easily this can be done," said he, "I will

volunteer to write a better Kauser signature than Parker did."

He thereupon seized a pen and began to demonstrate his ability to do so.

Mrs. Parker, seeing the force of this ocular demonstration, grasped her

counsel's arm and cried out: "For God's sake, don't let him do it!" The

lawyer objected, the objection was sustained, but the case was saved.

Why, the jury argued, should the lawyer object unless the making of such

a forgery were in fact an easy matter?

In desperate cases, desperate men will take desperate chances. The

traditional instance where the lawyer, defending a client charged with

causing the death of another by administering poisoned cake, met the

evidence of the prosecution's experts with the remark: "This is my

answer to their testimony!" and calmly ate the balance of the cake, is

too familiar to warrant detailed repetition. The jury retired to the

jury-room and the lawyer to his office, where a stomach pump quickly put

him out of danger. The jury is supposed to have acquitted.

Such are some of the tricks of the legal trade as practised in its

criminal branch. Most of them are unsuccessful and serve only to relieve

the gray monotony of the courts. When they achieve their object they add

to the interest of the profession and teach the prosecutor a lesson by

which, perhaps, he may profit in the future.

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