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[Illustration]
MR. PUNCH was pleased to notice that a certain noisy Salvationist, who
would insist on playing the cornet--did he profanely call it "The horn
of salvation?"--to the disturbance of quiet citizens, was made to move
on, and treated as a common street-organ nuisance by the Magistrate.
Wanted, as soon as possible, an Act to stop all unauthorised
Processions, be they what they may.
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The disastrous fire at WHITELEY'S occupied the entire attention of
thirty-four steam fire-engines, "leaving," says the _Standard_,
"about a dozen for the rest of London." The "rest" of London will
be considerably disturbed if this state of things continues. We are
under-police'd and under-fire-brigaded. If GRANDOLPH the Great
is afraid of becoming one of the Unemployed, and so getting into
mischief, let him turn his attention to supply and demand in this
direction, and the ex-Chancellor of the Exchequer may do some good.
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[Illustration: THE NOT-AT-ALL-AT-HOME SECRETARY.
_Mr. General-Inspector Punch._ "NOW THEN, MATT, MOVE ON! DON'T
INTERFERE WITH THE POLICE IN THE EXECUTION OF THEIR DUTY."
"_The change of tactics last week on the part of the Police,
in permitting a Meeting in Trafalgar Square, was said to
be due to the interference of the Home Secretary._"--_Daily
Papers._
]
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T'other and Which; or, an Old Saw re-set.
_The Showman at Nottingham or Islington (exhibiting figures of G. O.
M. and Orchid Joe)._ Here you see the Separatist Party as large as
life!
_Dubious Elector._ Please, which is the Separatist Party?
_Showman._ Whichever you please, my little dear. You pays your money,
and you gives your vote.
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FREE AND VERY OPEN.--In Canterbury Cathedral, the other day, there was
only one worshipper present at the Service! The occurrence is declared
to be unprecedented, four having been the previous low-water-mark of
attendance. It might be described as "one-man rule," only it isn't the
rule, but the exception, it seems. If this sort of thing spreads,
the craze for restoring our Cathedrals ought to give way to a cry
for restoring their congregations. Was the Service altered to "Dearly
Beloved Brother" or "Sister?"
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