HOW TO DEAL WITH YOUR BANKER.

"The bankers of General Chang Tsolin, the Military Governor of

Mukden, who suffered from financial troubles, were summarily

executed by shooting on the charge of having disturbed the

money market."--_Shanghai Mercury_.

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"The DarDdaDneDlDleDs Commissioners sat again to-day at

the House of Lords, when General Sir John Maxwell was

examined."--i>Provincial Paper_.

Please do not imagine that that is what the gallant officer called

them.

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"A LARGE BLACK DOG, no colour, strayed."--_The Times_.

"THE LUCKY BLACK CAT, in all colours, made to order."--_The

Queen_.

This is the kind of thing that drives a chameleon mad.

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