"In civil life he was employed as an attendant on those
inflicted with weak minds. He joined the regiment at ---- Camp
and was at once employed as Colonel ----'s servant."--_Burma
Paper_.
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"Mars is the name of a star so far off it would take a million
years to walk there in an express train."
"A miracle is anything that someone does that can't be done."
"People who have always used tooth-brushes and who know the
thing to do never use any but their own."
"The Pagans were a contented race until the Christians came
among them."--_Hawaii Educational Review_.
If _The Review_ can maintain this form the consciously comic journals
of the American Empire will have to look to their laurels.
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[Illustration: THE RECRUIT WHO TOOK TO IT KINDLY.]
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[Illustration: _Super-Boy_. "BUT, FATHER, IF WE HAVE ALREADY
CONQUERED, WHY DOES THE WAR GO ON?"
_Super-Man_. "BE SILENT AND EAT YOUR HINDENBERG ROCK."]
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