Restaurant patron—Have you any whale, waiter?
No, sir.
Have you any shark?
No, sir.
Then give me a T bone steak. God knows I asked for fish.
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“Waiter! There’s a fly in my ice cream.”
“Serves him right; let him freeze.”
_Our Rural Mail Box_
=_Lou Z. Lizzie_=—I quite agree with you. A man who gives you his diamond
ring to look at and then wants it back is no gentleman.
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=_Mary Ellen Slapapple_=—The fact that your sweetheart gave you two black
eyes is striking proof of his affection.
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=_Howsh E. Shaykes_=—A change of pasture is good for the bull, you know,
old dear.
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=_Hittem Formy_=—Don’t run your legs off after a woman; you’ll need them
to kick yourself.
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True lovers never say good night until morning.
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