Our Carpenter Hero

He “hammered” on the door; was answered by a girl who wore a white

“sash,” and asked if he could get a “square” meal. He “saw” that the

place was “plane” but clean, and “planking” himself down to the table,

he “braced” his legs beneath the chair, and “bit” into a Parker “House”

roll. His “nails” were rather dirty, but he met the “stairs” of those

about him with a “level” glance. After “bolting” his food, he “shingled”

off a dollar bill, paid the girl, opining that it was a good place to

“board.”

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_The tenants who formerly lived on the floor above said that our baby

balled them out._

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 30, February, 1922 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 84 / 91 题