Teddy’s Teachings

Get the habit, like the rabbit—multiply.

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Let us all join in singing that timely melody:

“Keep her picture in your watch—you’ll love her in time.”

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Going Up!

_He started life as a chiropodist and worked his way up to be a throat

specialist._

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Don’t always stand on the same side of the pulpit. You’ll wear a hole in

the carpet.

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Here’s to the girl that I kissed last

Who doesn’t kiss slow and doesn’t kiss fast,

With lips like a ruby and cheeks like a rose,

How many have kissed her God only knows.

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_“I’m the King of Siam!”_

_“Yesiam!”_

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He left the light burning so he could see to go asleep.

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 30, February, 1922 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 63 / 91 题