I love them all, I love them all,
Please take me in swimmin’
With bow-legged women.
For I love them all.
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“They sure soak you here,” Gus remarked as he paid for a Turkish bath.
* * * * *
_“How hoarse you are this morning.”_
_“Yes, my husband got home very late last night.”_
* * * * *
My wife and I have been holding hands for twelve years. If we ever let go
we’ll kill one another.
* * * * *
_My bride is a nice girl, but she sleeps with her knees up and the draft
gives me a cold._
* * * * *
I’d like to see something in a lady’s combination.
So would I.
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