Oh, the Merry Bells of Windsor
Johnny was late at school and explained that a wedding at his house was
the cause of the delay.
“That’s nice,” replied teacher, “who gave the bride away?”
“Well,” Johnny answered, “I could have, but I kept my mouth shut.”
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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 30, February, 1922 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 47 / 91 题